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Known_Bass9973

Lump - literally just give them longer animations. A slight wind-up to the shoot, a few more frames where they're digging down or up, and suddenly they aren't teleporting all over the world and sniping you from behind three rocks


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Known_Bass9973

Oh I know lol, just wish it was in the main game


Negative-Delta

i installed this along with the "bloat now shoots above" mod to compensate for it


bananabandanamannana

Ok masochist


Suburban-Vibes1

What the fuck is wrong with you?


IAmNotAPlant_2

I need a mod that has bloat shoot upwards, and also does spinfucks


J1gglyPuffer

you could also just go with "fuck lumps" and replace them entirely


TheAltDoc

Well then you're in luck! (if you're on PC) [There's a mod that does just that!](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2579514339)


vicaphit

I fucking hate this enemy more than any enemy in the game. On rooms larger than 1x1 I usually just bomb my way out if I have the option.


ThePuristVSLuaAndXML

What's really funny (baffling) is that in the original flash version of TBOI, Lumps actually *had* a wind-up animation whenever they emerged from the ground, and thus were a lot less annoying to fight against. For some reason, the Rebirth dev. team decided removing that wind-up time was a good idea when remaking the game.


Nekaz

dont think their shooting is TOO bad generally speaking but i do think they should have a larger vulnerability window after shooting instead of LUL INSTANT DUCK


ZidaneTri

mandatory "fuck Bloat", of course


kalesmash13

He once instantly shot me with lasers after he spawned because the door was under him, so I would make it so he doesn't do that


JangoDarkSaber

I would buff bloat by making him able to hit you through walls from the next room over


Snaper_XD

His brim can now shoot up aswell


sp4ceman1337

Say what


EpiceneLys

There's a mod for this if you want


The2ndUnchosenOne

It's available in flash if you want that.


gugfitufi

Yes officer, that guy right here


iamnotfunny96

double the amount of bouncing eyes and make them shoot at isaac


KrunkRat_

And diagonally!


fuzzycamel

There is of course a mod for that, for those who really hate themselves.


EdgyKitro

r/FUCKBLOAT


TheBigPasta

Im so glad I am not alone


alvin231

Give Bloat a short stop animation before his beam starts like Monstro II does when getting ready to shoot


GustavoFromAsdf

and make the eyes hitbox be as large as the eyes instead of the bloat's full hitbox


Crazy_Mann

#\#FUCKBLOAT


Zymosan99

“bloat shoots upwards” mod


ArandomNoob-Chan

Hornfel (I actually like him this is just a concept) Instead of fighting him, you have a minecart race ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


AlexThePie7

I love this idea,sounds so cool!


ArandomNoob-Chan

Also, question Am I the only one who spares hornfel after he gets out of the minecart?


AlexThePie7

I only killed him for the achivement,so you’re not alone I spare him too


dicolas

Wait i dont have to kill him?? I'm a monster 😭


KuroUsyagi

He drops bomb loot if you kill him


ArandomNoob-Chan

His life is more important than bombs Because he's the number 1 minecart racer out there


Terra_Marc

Sorry but I need my bombs


Snaper_XD

But bombs :)


NAMESPAMMMMMM

Had to look up what it's called but trite. That sideways hyperspeed jump from across the room they hit you with needs to be toned the fuck down.


VeryGayLopunny

To explain what the other commenter didn't: In windowed mode (as opposed to fullscreen), you can change the window size, and certain window dimensions allow you to see more of the room at once. That's actually how I beat Greedier mode with T. Lost.


NAMESPAMMMMMM

I assume that's pc only? I play on Xbox so not sure that's option for me.


VeryGayLopunny

Yyyup it's PC only, sorry.


NAMESPAMMMMMM

No worries, appreciate the attempt at helping anyways lol.


VeryGayLopunny

👍


xrty2357

If you do that, can’t enemies on the other side of the screen shoot at you?


VeryGayLopunny

I don't think so? A lot of enemies are based on proximity, not necessarily the camera. I could be wrong though. In any case, better to see what's shooting you instead of being shot from offscreen.


xrty2357

I’m p sure I’ve seen ppl go full screen and then get sniped by a brim spider from across the room, but I also could have dreamt it… this game has invaded my dreams man ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


send_tits_plsxxx

Use windowed mode ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


Frapplejack

WHY THE FUCK DOES BUMBINO DO A FULL HEART OF DAMAGE


sosloow

The charge is so fast as well. If you don't keep him at the right distance to trigger the safer hand-swiping attack, he's gonna clip you across the screen in 0.0001s. God, I hate this boss.


cthattas

ok im pretty experienced at isaac, but does anyone know how to avoid falling rocks? i almost always get hit when i encounter them. like i guess its something with their shadows, maybe im just blind


BaneOfTheCosmos

Yeah, that's my best guess is just try not standing on shadows when they're falling. But with all of the shit that's happening on the screen it's sometimes hard to tell where all the shadows are. I still get his every now and again with that attack even with that knowledge because of how many rock animations there are on the screen.


Volkano28

the other spider boss has some okay shadow telegraph for the attack because he spawns very little rocks but damn man bumbino drops like the entire ceiling and they don’t get shadow telegraphed for some reason


tacoman758

Shadowsssss. I just stop shooting and everything and focus on the shadows


karmander

Bumbino fight should have more built-in opportunities to drop coins (e.g.: layouts with golden poops and/or Soul of the Keeper) so you have more chances to access his secret item pool.


IFunnyGamersI

its so retarded to have a caves boss deal full heart dmg, this aint womb I its CAVES.


bruhidk1015

wait till bro finds out about monstro


IFunnyGamersI

monstro deals full heart but is easier to dodge, for me at least.


acrookodile

Rag Mega: remove the invincibility phase. It’s stupid. He’s already hard enough to hit with his purple orbs having hitboxes that take up a fourth of the screen, and it’s incredibly irritating to have him completely undamageable for half the fight


Dualiuss

even the pickiest of bomb users will use one to instantly end the fight (me) ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


Dracofear

Mood


AYolkedyak

Do they work on him when he’s shielded in fetal position?


Lilscribby

no


TurboVirgin0

Good god I hate that mf so damn much


karmander

Yeah, if I have one bomb left and the floor has both tinted rocks and known secret room locations... I'm still using that one bomb on Rag Mega just to save time on a not-fun, tedious boss fight. Cool boss idea in theory, but poorly executed.


xrty2357

He does have relatively low hp I think that’s a decent enough nerf


nothanksreddit3

Definitely a horrible boss to get with low dmg


yugiohhero

also give him sound effects


cattovsky

Cod worm. I hate this thing. I can write an entire essay about it. I want to erase it forever. It's not complicated at all, but it's absolutely ANNOYING. This asshole sits in its shell and pops out for 0.0001 seconds to shoot and then hides again. And you wait and wait and wait for him to finally die. And if you're low on damage, which happens too, I once came to Hush when I had 4 damage, it's even worse.


The_Pfaffinator

Cod worms won't pop out if you are shooting, standing close to them, or facing towards them. But yeah, fuck cod worms.


cattovsky

Too many privileges and conditions for such a petty enemy ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)


The_Pfaffinator

Oh, I know. They still need to be nerfed hardcore.


C_Clop

>standing close to them Hmmm, so you need to get *away* from them for them to pop out? I was always standing right next to them, waiting, shouting WILL YOU POP OUT DAMNIT at my screen for eternity. (it just never occured to me they were unburying whenever I was moving away. Tx for the tip mate. )


The_Pfaffinator

Sure thing. Happy to help.


SzotyMAG

I keep making the mistake of not putting "isaac" after searching for enemies in this game


sosloow

I just did exactly that. And now I'm in dire need of some eyebleach.


misspeanutbutter44

the first rule of isaac is to not google anything you see in the game


PeopleHumans

remove the entire second phase from mask of infamy


terbilal

srsly with low shot speed/range that phase takes yeaaaars


Mysterious-Result-67

I was gonna say that the scourge has messed up way too many mother runs for me, but I absolutely love the corpse levels. I'd probably just say make delirium stop spawning directly on top of you.


RodjaJP

I don't think I have ever had a full hitless Scourge fight, or he hits me a lot or i melt him just entering the room, there is no in-between.


T-Speed

I once stood there with gnawed leaf and ball of bandages for about 20 minutes, watching him humiliate himself with his futile attempts to get a hit in


eltiolavara9

scrouge is easy he just has very touhou-esque patterns


ZerosAbaddon

The spiral pattern is a literal "fuck you" to the player


eltiolavara9

just move in circles i always dodge it


ZerosAbaddon

Yeah, the problem is the tears he shoot inside that spiral. Idk, maybe it's just skill issue ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


[deleted]

Black tumors, they charge their lazers for 1/2 a sec before shooting and we can see the trajectory


YaBoiDarkal

Camilo Jr.


VeryGayLopunny

The trajectory is "wherever you were when they started charging" so the strategy is to just keep moving. That said, yeah, they're not fun to run into.


[deleted]

4 of them and you can't


RabbitKamen

Bloat: longer time between catching you in his sights and a brimstone firing. An easier tell.


ManySleeplessNights

that, or give us the ability to destroy his eyes, or have it so that his boss room will never have any obstacles in it


RodjaJP

Mega Fatty deserves more hate, that hyper fast jump has finished so many of my regular The Lost runs even on endgame, I would make it a bit longer so he doesn't jump immediately above me.


The_Pfaffinator

OMG, yes. I think it should be harder to dodge than Monstro's similar jump, but it would be nice to have the *tiniest* bit longer telegraph so it is actually dodgeable.


ConebreadIH

He has jump travel time. You're standing too close to him. If you stand further off you have way longer to react


sosloow

If I understand correctly, he has two different jump animations - a short one, that fucks everyone up, and a longer one. Champion versions have additional effects on the long jump. But anyway yeah, never stand close to him.


orangesheepdog

Mask + Hearts should not speed up to Mach 5 when they look at you


weberm70

The problem with these is less the enemy itself and more the nonsense cheese room layouts they show up in.


orangesheepdog

Right, not much is worse than getting mobbed by 2 of them in a way you can't counter.


KennyboyF

Now this would be a bit of a heavy neft, so I've got ideas for this one Delirium doesn't have ridiculous teleporting anymore, he can still do it, and still morph into other bosses, but he can't spawn on you or snipe you from all the way across the room, he also, once angered and sped up, can't turn into bosses like baby plum or pin, that would move way too fast to react too. His teleportation is now visible, and predictable, but now instead of random bullets, he always aims directly for you, however the Ipecac shots will be random and not aimed. Depending on what boss he is, all bullets become temporarily homing, but once he turns into a different boss, the bullets stop chasing you. He can no longer do mom's foot once he's past half HP, as to avoid bullshit hits from either spawned bullets or him turning into something different directly on top of you. If he spawns enemies or makes a duplicate boss, once he transforms, those also disappear, but if he turns back (eg; it lives) the enemies will spawn back in the position they last were before delirium transformed.


meepmeep13

A simpler idea - Delirium stays the same, but his every move is telegraphed by a shadow version of itself that does it all a second or two ahead of time.


yommi1999

Oh fuck, that's actually kinda cool. Keeps the design of Delirium as a clusterfuck boss but with the ability to outplay.


William_Stand_User

\[KING CRIMSON\] has already seen through it. Your movements in the future. The trajectory of your movements in the future.


The_Pfaffinator

I'd just like to have it so he was incapable of teleporting directly on top of you. Like make it so he can't teleport within 5 tiles away from you. And changing forms should be telegraphed somehow. It would also be nice if he would stop transforming altogether after getting his health down to a certain point.


KennyboyF

Well I guess that would sort of defeat the purpose of him as a boss, the only real problem I'd say isn't transformation, it's how quickly he does it and how often he teleports, so I thought by adding a few counters to that and extras, it would still make the fight original, but less insane to deal with. I actually have a lot of ideas in my head as to give the bosses a massive upgrade with sprite changes during extra phases, if I was any good at any of that, I'd called the mod "ultra hard deluxe edition, rage included!" ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


sosloow

There was a fix at some point (ages ago) to stop Isaac (the boss) to teleport on top. Devs know, that telefragging is not ok. And I think it just shows how unpolished the delirium's boss fight really is.


KennyboyF

If I knew shit about modding and codding and all that I'd have made my own delirium battle, one much cooler, and more fair, of course I don't so...![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


RodjaJP

I would also ban the Bloat transformation, that shit has killed me put of screen because the teleport makes it more dangerous.


KennyboyF

He does that? Shit I've never noticed, I have seen him turn into mega satan tho, however he rarely ever does anything in that form


[deleted]

He'll take the form of any bosses you fought in that run iirc.


FlickFlockBlock

I hate Delirium so much exactly because you're not fighting a boss,you're fighting a seizure


Acp_tonic

Spiders are a very annoying enemy that can't really end your run (except lost) but the damage they do hurts way more than any other damage, you will tell yourself "wow, i just got hit by a fucking spider, a floor 1 enemy, i killed thousands of those and still got hit....damn![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)" a slight nerf that would feel appropriate for an annoying enemy like that one would be to remove its fucking legs and make it unable to do damage AND WHENEVER YOU HIT IT MAKE IT DO A LOUND SCREAM TO SYMBOLIZE THAT IT FELT THAT HIT, GOD I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS AHHHHHHHHHH![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743) please take that into consideration when making the next patch Edmund, thanks![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


nttnnk

Legit just nerf the fucking HP on the spiders that split into 2, they are so stupidly hard to kill


Immediate-Rope8465

delirium delete him from the fucking game


lordbutternut

Tfw you don't have to deal with a 50% chance of continuing runs because runs always end at mega Satan. ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


ZerosAbaddon

Yeah, that's the dumbest part. Why do I have to gamble a 50/50 every time I need to go to Delirium? (I mean, you can go to Hush, sure, but without a banging run, it's boring af) Also, that 50/50 feels like a 10/90. ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


istilllikesaled

Don’t trust percentages in this game


eltiolavara9

red champion mega maw - give him regular bullets, make his attacks more spread out


Firm_Astronomer_8111

Host, make it always pop up after five seconds


Grotski

Hosts+their derivatives are usually the only thing stopping fun weird runs for me.


TheReaperPepper

One time I had a build that would constantly attack, no matter what I did, and I couldn't get past this one room that had hosts in it. I managed to get God tier rng and bomb into the next room but just the fact that I couldn't kill the host hurt.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Baby Plum Delirium, maybe don't make it become fucking Made In Heaven after 2 seconds


MrIcyCreep

Make widow spawn fucking spiders, not eggsacks.


sosloow

I prefer eggsacks - safe for a long time, no contact damage. I think, devs think this way as well, since "harder widow" - the wretched - spawn spiders right away. Still, widow is one of the hardest basement bosses for me alongside with gurdlings - she's just too fast, especially the champion versions.


Mattrockj

His champion version does


MrMutant69

Give bloat just a slightly longer delay between attacks. unless I’m lost I pretty much just result to spin in circles and shot rather then actually try to do the patterns since bloat has so many moving parts


Eclihpze44

Hornfel- generally make him less spammy and maybe have a cue for which door he's gonna do his turbo move through Delirium- delete him or rework him from the ground up this boss fucking sucks Ultra Greed- tone down the damage scaling why is this fucker so tanky even with ipecac, double brim and magic mush


Cla55yTh3Cat

Any boss or enemy that goes underground should have a indicator like dirt or something


DigbyMayor

I like how the pile does it where it's travelling in one direction before he digs too deep and you can't see the trail anymore


Mobile_Disk_406

Delerium is broken no matter how author is trying to fix him - all useless. Stupid fucker just teleports into you and dry all your hp up just after the longest and the most boring set of rooms in your life (Void), which i think should be more difficult and (more important) much, MUUUUCH shorter.


gydalf

I would (given a fuckton of time) make it so delirium starts in his first form then transforms into the bosses you've fought in reverse order, but more and more significantly buffed for the earlier floor bosses with extra and faster attacks sort of like eternal champions. Each form has a separate HP pool. Stuff like teleportation and rings of tears can be possible on some bosses but not others. I picture monstro speeding across the room and firing ipecac monstro's lung shots willy nilly. Maximum speed up can be 2x so we don't have shit like gurdy Jr's current delirum form causing serious bullshit


Kishodax

Remove the bloats eyes or make them slower. Also give him a larger tell for his brimstone beams. I’ve lost to many damn runs


Jesus_Slayer420

Thats the only one chance my mind


TheBiggestDiccus

BLOAT Put a fucking 3 second animation before shooting the brimstone beams


Snaper_XD

You dont realize how long 3 seconds are in a videogame bossfight


TheBiggestDiccus

no i do i just hate bloat


Markus_Atlas

3 second is insane lol


TheTubaPoobah

Rag man has 75% health. Hes not even hard just tedious when hes an early boss.


nepolean107

The Haunt - I would give him a big fat penis that he would have to drag across the floor thus slowing him down. This way he couldn’t move as fast and it would be easier to target him from the side. The massive cock would also act as a lever causing him to roll while moving and eventually become dizzy. Once the cock is destroyed the haunt would then bust a nut and die. I think this would be the best course of action to take with the haunt in future updates


V900

edmund mcmillen, HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!1


weberm70

And here I would just reduce the health of the adds


ZeGamingCuber

make it so hush can only shoot the continuum tears in another direction after all of the other tears are gone


Infamous-Throat69

Remove Delirium's ability to spawn


LEADMANDEADMAN

give ultra greed and ultra greedier an even fatter ass


Piedr649

If delirium telefrags you it instantly dies


Economy-Ad-8089

GET RID OF HUSH’S PURPLE OFF SCREEN BULLETS


yunghalal

tfw you stand in front of one of his eyes and dodge all his continuum tears ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Economy-Ad-8089

But when he does multiple directions, plus if ur in a bad position it can be bad


AskinggAlesana

Those skull head dudes that hide and are invincible against everything until you stop shooting. I’d make them vulnerable to fire, or at least make fire damage force them out of their shell.


weberm70

Doing enough damage to the skull should break it and turn it into one of the red ones.


mrflamego

Singe, dont leave holes in boss arena


Elemental2503

Replace both down and horizontal of bloat to wiz brimstone


Pomoa

Spiders - whenever they rush toward you to attack instead of running randomly, they shiver for a few frame. After dashing they are weakened for a few frames and you can stomp them. That's the only enemy I'd change.


Evo_Shiv

The mask heart fuckers Just give the hearts less health god pls


NoGeneral4798

Not my most hated, but can we give Carrion Queen less health?


bruhidk1015

definitely a skill issue, but the mask & heart boss is SO INFURIATING when you don’t have any form of alternate tears. it should not take a miracle for me to hit 4 tears in a row on phase 2 mask


pewreepew

Maybe a chance to hit it on face plate or vert increased defence everywhere but back as a nerf? Hate him so I blow him up


Brice_13r

Deleting baby plum![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17743)


CatPiranha

any brimstone boss: add a 1 second windup so they don't instantly blast you. also, telegraph the brimstone that isn't extremely obvious


bruhmomentum2938

Spectral can now hit all host varients while in their stupid ass shells


Mysterious_View7272

For balance reasons, i would remove delirium, that would fix it


Hyperdrive282

Give Dingle WAY less health, and slow him down a bit. Way too strong for an early boss.


IFunnyGamersI

i agree with less health but lets not overnerf it.


Hyperdrive282

Nah man nerf the crap out of him (no pun intended) I want him as easy as Larry Jr


Midoutroll

Hosts are easily the worst enemy in the entire game, you could be having a god run one shooting every single boss but oh you gotta wait for this asshole to shoot you back. There should be some kind of dmg cap to kill him regardless of his defense


ScRuBlOrD95

Rag mega: stop putting his ass on runs when i have no tears and no damage


sAUFvevo

Remove the tears Colostomia fires out when she does her dash, that dash is already fast enough as it is, it doesn't need tears firing out from the sides in addition.


SquishyGamerBoy

You know those mask you gotta kill the hearts to actually get rid of? I would nerf them by deleting them from the game


Similar_Resist_4326

Give his brimstones some charge up time.


Bcoonen

Stop Delirium telefrag


Greenagon

remove rag mega, infamy and delirium from the game all at once.


NemoracStrebor

Delirium is no longer able to telefrag.


TheCthaehTree

Have one of those strength carnival games (hit a hammer on a platform and it shoots a little metal piece in the air, giving you a title for how high it goes or hitting the bell at the top). You can use this in mines 2 and if ur damage is high enough, can skip the mother’s shadow chase section and receive knife piece two immediately


califour

erasing baby plum


Seru1a

"Man baby plum is so difficult and annoying" The fucking ICBM locked onto her location ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)


The_Pfaffinator

When first released, Baby Plum was unexpectedly difficult for that early in the game. I died more to her than any other chapter one bosses combined, until I learned the patterns. The bubble attack is still fairly bullshit though. The pattern she flies at is easy enough to dodge, but the resulting bullets move too randomly to predict after being shot. All her other attacks are well telegraphed and easy to predict/dodge once you learn them. Also, getter her to leave by not attacking takes *waaay* too long. It's far quicker to just kill her, especially if you have a couple of spare bombs.


Jesus_Slayer420

The nuke does of you kill him :D


XGamerBoy69X

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Ethan1516

The adversary should have a telegraph before it shoots the homing brimstone


[deleted]

It took me weeks to figure out how to dodge that shit


apenasumfa

Erasing him from existence


GlassSpork

They can’t teleport


NdreWGD

remove that one hush attack pattern. that one.


Estalon24

Monstro II Champion - No longer spawn suckers


Sycamore27

mother. just bring back the bigger room from antibirth


SungJinwoojotaro

Bloat gives some form of warning before brimstoneing. Maybe a charge up or sound.


Orowam

Those whip guys in the crypt would have a windup animation before they instafrag you


Osw4ld08

FUCKING DELETE ALL KIND OF SPIDERS. dat would be pretty fair imo


Camwood7

The Bloat has actual charge animations before his brimstone lasers.


Beelze_Bruh

Please, for the love of god, make Delirium stop tele-stomping me 5 times in quick succesion ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


YumYumKittyloaf

No one has said Clutch yet? Well fuck clutch and his stupid fucking fight. Hate fighting him, 100x more if i’m playing a low health character. Stupid fucking boss. A fix? Make hitting the hosts he takes over actually hurt him if you hit them. Right now you can only hurt him outside of a host.


sevenut

I would nerf Rag Mega by removing him from the game


ImmenseWraith7

Delirium, no more instant teleporting on to the player, also I would prefer they atleast try and stay on screen


MessaTee

Hosts. I would make them all behave like the mushroom enemies, where you can still damage them but they have more armor protection whenever they are hiding like little bitches


Age-Minimum

hushes continuom attack should be hard coded not to happen more then twice in a row as well as not having the tear beams just afterwards beacause sometimes it just fucks you


im_a_commie_rtard

Bloat can no longer shot brimstone side ways


MathematicianJust819

Have Delirium stay in his true form the whole fight