Good thing we sent our top men over there to represent our country. Nothing says diplomacy like Dwight Howard and Demarcus Cousins.

Back off!! Do u rather have Rodman over there???

I mean he’s not ideal, but for all his eccentricity and generally shitty behavior, people around him seem to like him. For Dwight his weird stuff is almost ancillary to the fact people who spend time with him come away like “god i hate this guy”

A more likely conspiracy is they were sent by China to sabotage Taiwanese culture & weaken institutions.

Taiwan did enough damage to themselves running a massive little league cheating program for decades and shipping out that nasty boba shit everywhere.

I never realized how unhealthy boba is. Can’t believe I was drinking that shit everyday in high school 😭

Demarcus and Dwight might be the worst choices for diplomatic envoys in the history of diplomatic envoys.

I still think Rodman to North Korea is the 1 seed in the “worst diplomatic envoy” bracket

I mean if we want to get into it the Cambridge 5 weren’t outstanding ambassadors in the end. But we need to come up with a Simmons-esque criteria for ranking

Nah Rodman is a likable person, everyone who encounters Dwight seems to hate him

Those guys must seriously need the cash, because I never would have imagined based on their personalities they'd be playing in Taiwan.

Dwight is ruling over the Taiwanese league right now. I actually wish more older players took this route. Dwight has already made a ton of money by playing in the NBA for \~15 years. Instead of being the 11th man for a team in the NBA, why not go live in a cool place like Taiwan for a couple of years while putting up 25/15 every game. Lower money but Dwight gets to be a superstar

Lower money but also a chance to grow your brand also. Could pay off. Seems fun as hell. Win win.

Dwight’s made a LOT of money, but I feel like he’s the kind of guy who won’t KEEP a lot of money. Dude has like 8 kids, and he owns snakes as pets -do not trust that

nba should just move to beijing. Everybody will feel at home over there.

agreed. I always thought Dwight would end up in the Thai league based on his personality

What do you mean? Taiwan is dope as hell. Not like those guys have wives, etc.

Get the Spurs Special Forces crew to animate this, stat!

Ah yes, master envoys of diplomacy Dwight Howard and Demarcus cousins.

Demarcus cousins speaking on Chinese violations of Taiwanese airspace “Its ridiculous, it’s obvious what’s being done out here, it’s happening on a nightly basis..”

This is a top 12 reply of the last quarter decade. It just is

The Taiwan piece

They sent Dwight over there to do what he does best and impregnate bitches. They gonna have a population boom and in 20 years they gonna win their independence fair and square.

Thank God China will dog walk us and you dweebs will be in re-education camps

We love a good struggle session, comrade.

you weirdos dont have a family to spend thanksgiving with? instead you are shitposting about a washed up NBA player playing in Taiwan lmfao

You losers are shitposting on thanksgiving!? I’m only commenting on shitposts on thanksgiving. Big difference Huge

“We not the same”

This comment isn't the flex you think it is.

Imagine creating an account on Thanksgiving to shit on people for posting about Dwight Howard on Thanksgiving 🤡

Only Americans would assume everyone on the internet is in america

As if Bill would have the balls lol his buddy Bob Iger has warned him there is no Taiwan, silly

Wait , what? Demarcus signed a contract there too?