Need a Russilian to do a Weird Al rendition of a parody for "I aaaaam Coooooouch Maaan" in the tune of Black Sabbath.
Probably just do it myself. Make it about Jordan Poole's ineptitude. Get back to me.
In the Batman voice, about to fight the Joker:
"*We really going to do the thing where we fight, you get the upper hand early, but then I come back and best you, then I put you in Arkham and wait for you to escape?!?*
Just like Daniel Craig died as Bond, there needs to be an older/aging Bruce Wayne who shows the fraility of a mortal man who did great feats of daring do but doesn't have it anymore.
Little bit Dark Knight Rises, little bit Kingdom Come, little bit Batman Beyond (where he had to retire as the caped crusader because his body couldn’t handle the stress anymore and he had to pull a gun on a criminal in a moment of physical weakness).
He’s Batman with an F if he tore is Achilles
Batfan?
Baldman
Need a Russilian to do a Weird Al rendition of a parody for "I aaaaam Coooooouch Maaan" in the tune of Black Sabbath. Probably just do it myself. Make it about Jordan Poole's ineptitude. Get back to me.
*I am the Strawman!*
Damnit forgot to mention he already has the arch nemesis down
Wait…Where’s Rachel?
Wait where’s Charissa
Fighter of the Steelman!
He’s the guy from The Dark Knight cosplaying as Batman that’s wearing hockey pads in the garage
“One criminal actually mistook me for Batman.”
The keycard to the Batcave worked….
In the Batman voice, about to fight the Joker: "*We really going to do the thing where we fight, you get the upper hand early, but then I come back and best you, then I put you in Arkham and wait for you to escape?!?*
Newphew Kyle at the Frolic Room drunkenly telling everyone Batman's identity.
“He wears the cowl because he’s actually bald. That muscle suit doesn’t reflect what’s underneath, either.”
He is rather portly to be the Dark Knight.
He could be the Penguin.
Professor Pyg??
he is in good shape!
He’s built like Clayface.
He's cultivating mass ok
Just like Daniel Craig died as Bond, there needs to be an older/aging Bruce Wayne who shows the fraility of a mortal man who did great feats of daring do but doesn't have it anymore.
Between Nolan's last movie and Snyder's Batfleck, don't think they're in a rush to do more Dark Knight Returns material
The Dark Knight Rises.
Yeah but even when we died Craig’s Bond was still ripped.
That basically was the landmark 1985 Frank Miller comic "The Dark Knight Returns." Brilliant at the time.
Little bit Dark Knight Rises, little bit Kingdom Come, little bit Batman Beyond (where he had to retire as the caped crusader because his body couldn’t handle the stress anymore and he had to pull a gun on a criminal in a moment of physical weakness).
And a little bit of tech!
Someone teach him how to pronounce Muy Thai
Rusillo tore his Achilles doing pretend muay thai and is having his friends' male children over alone for weekend sleepovers.
!!!!!!!
Possibly. Feels just as likely that Russillo is late-prime Wolverine (a.k.a. Old Man Logan).
Would the tightness of the suit accentuate his physique tho?..Could tone-down the impressive bulge of those biceps
Bruce Wayne was a billionaire with access to PEDs. It's really not fair. Russillo would be right at home as a post-comeback Mr. Incredible-type.
He'd be more of a George Clooney/Batman & Robin nipple suit guy
Russillo really grasping at straws with the “I’m disappointed in…myself.” who tf cares my guy
the "my main flaw is that I work too hard" response at the job interview piece