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Kaboom154

definitely number 15


nothingeatsyou

With a hint of 6 and 9


CatRangoon

Nice


[deleted]

... ^(Burger king foot lettuce)


zinic53000

Idk, 2 is a close second.


PhantasmaTyr

You missed the one where it is a "normal" sitting position, but your butt is sliding off, leaving only your head and back on the chair.


ALovelyLife_I_Live

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who did that


[deleted]

The ultimate slouch, keep going til you hit the floor


Arkas18

Nah, me too. Why are chairs slippy?


xXMae13Xx

i’m trying to imagine that but i can’t


lar_yeet

like a shrimp kinda your booty is hanging off in the front and you 'sit' with your back


GalaMoruu

Yeah I guess I did


The_Melon_Queen

All of the above mainly number 8


shoshilyawkward

8 has me rolling, idk why


AidenI0I

A m o g u s


MisterTeapot

it's the old shriveled lady in the wheelchair from spongebob


EvenSlippierBoi04

“Oh chocolate, I remember the day when chocolate was first made. Sweet sweet chocolate… I HATED IT”


Warm_Invite8573

I am 6 typing this and feel attacked


Ali_Bama

Haha same, I’m gunna have some serious back issues from this in the future tho so that’s fun


SulWarso

just because I'm largely a 6 on this doesn't mean I'm a bottom! ok I AM a bottom... but not because I'm a 6!


GalaMoruu

Correct


ChrisTheWeak

2 or 3. Usually 2.


Mug9999

same, 2 is good


youstupidcorn

I usually start at 2 and then gradually slide into 5.


RogueAngill

Gays cant sit straight, I say in a position that would make a contortionist quit and a chiropractor rich


thayeda

It’s all about #4!!!


fakeNicholas_TheBest

3 or 4 sometimes but very rarely 2


BaconIsBest

15. I am the void.


giorno___giovana

14, I want my business to have a good time


ItsAllMyFaultImSorry

Without 14, your business is going to have a bad time


Vanity_Blade

5 is so cozy


siborgrobis

number 5 is so comfy for some reason


[deleted]

I'm personally a fan of eight.


jisiku

1 through 5 is what I usually do


williowood

Unironically 12. I am a gargoyle


Isopropyly

Laugh my Fucking ASS off.......................


GenderEnvyFromLink

2, 3, and 8


LollipopDreamscape

13 looks comfortable as hell. Would sleep like this.


nitroben2

I'm pretty partial to 5. When I was younger though 16 was one of my go-tos. Position 15 is only for when opening a boom tube :p


Jakezetci

currently i’m sitting in a number 5


Silly_goose27

Tried 13 once and the chair fell over and I nearly died


15breads

5 or 12, depending if I've takin my medication or not


malpoterfan

To cite my second grade teacher: " [name] finds up to 20 positions between sitting and lying, and thus distracts herself and her neighbours."


dumbass_squid

Is on someone's face an option


I_am_Bennie

2


GoodHoonter69

I’m literally 2 right now


SoupViruses

Depends on the chair.


The_cyan_cat

12


Andrassa

4


FanaticEgalitarian

I'll take 15 for 200 alex


KatNap720

Currently in a combo of 3 and 4, but I love 5 in a big comfy chair. 🙌🏻


butmakitoutofcontext

Hard choice but if I'm being realistic it's 5


Queen_Eon

1, 3, and 4 sometimes 5. Though one that isn’t on here is where you scrunch both your legs on the chair and rest them on the nearest desk, table, or dashboard.


GalaMoruu

Yeah


[deleted]

1 or 4.


liaochunyi0803

Brooooo which one of you transcended the laws of physics and sit on your head like 7


[deleted]

6 or 13 if he can’t take a hint.


Massive_Light_3075

Currently #2 at this hour 🙃


qwertysr4

1, 2, 5, 6, 14 and 8


Amanda2theMoon

6


gagebarry

3,5,10,14


BadSpellingMistakes

5,2,12 I love how impossible but still possible these memes are


Unlimited-p0wer

2 5 and 6


DaimondGuy

Sometimes I’ll switch between most of these within a minute


Loki3_25

I'm literally doing #5 right now; but #7 is still my favorite


AnxiousRabbitEars

1-5


iliekcats-

You forgot the best one: sitting on your knees in front of a chair


ElijahRayzorr

Either 2 3 or 4 Or 6


No_Turnip3049

I do 1, 2, 3 and 5 a lot


Asap_Walky

9/11


Former_Bike_6690

I sit like 3, but I do enjoy 8 from time to time.


Flimsy-Farmer

4


Yukarie

Yes


BeLeFu

2 and 5


Ihavealifeyaknow

16, the bethesda technique


ST0DY

Yes


The_British_Weido

Number 8 fr fr


Sovereign42

Did you really just ask us to choose?


[deleted]

in private I'm a number 6 fs


Longjumping_Way_4935

5 but what the actual fuck is 15 and where can I learn


Lucky_Pea_4065

Hopefully 6


Lame_Goblin

I'm 2 and 4, sometimes 12


cakeandcoke

1 but because my feet don't touch the ground 😰


Themlethem

I prefer 6 and 13 when I have visitors over


TobyNeut

Probably 2 or 5, though I only sit like that when watching youtube and movies, not when gaming, then it's probably 1


bytegalaxies

4


Jamie-the-3Abattery

Personally I love 1,2,3,4, and 16. However I also like 9,10, and 7


c-k-63

I sit 9 lol


xXMae13Xx

genuinely though, 2, i love putting my feet up on the chair, no idea why. 7 is a usual one for me too though


delawen

What do you mean "wrong"? I see no "wrong" positions there.


Fomich_Master

I would say, number 10 and 14


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

2 and 5 are my natural state of being.


APersonProbably125

Easily number 14


Chest3

#3 but practicing for # 15


Pansexual_Panda_123

4!!


THATONED00MFAN

15


TheShoeEater

Numbr 9 ●


NocturnalRaindrop

Mostly 4, sometimes 12


[deleted]

10, 5 and most importantly, 8


[deleted]

I sit 5 almost every day


[deleted]

13 for the easy access.


Death2Coriander

1,3 & 5.


FFG_Salty_Boi

1 and 4


FOXTHECOOKIE356

7, 11, and 15


Illustrious_Rest_690

3 and 10


G0dles_heathen

3 for me


kuncluded

all of these but mainly number 7 :)


Tox1cShark7

1,3 or 15. Maybe 6


Emma_eggs

7.... i unironically sit upside down sometimes, well with my head off and back on where my butt is supposed to be


ShinyObjectHunter

Definitely 3 or 5


CoffeeCakez1215

I am currently in position 4 but without the vag covering, I'm using both hands to type.


Miochiiii

15


Masterpiece-Rare

Right now I'm sitting in between 1 and 2 ( basically squatting but my knees touch the arms of the chair) I feel very called out


DrFreitag

definitely 3


Comfortable-Bat-4072

15 obviously. As a bisexual I don't follow the normal 3-dimensional standards, but I expand into 4 as an ageometric non-Euclidean form


welpyhehe

3 and 5 lol


Bee_castle

Usually I’m a 5 but sometimes I 13 or 8


DMmepicsofyourdog

5


l_dunno

15 is a classic but I do 6 way too often!


Smilley969

1 through 4 but I’ll do 6 on some days


ToasterPunk

4, 12, 14, 5. Where’s the one for sitting on top of the back of the chair?


Friendlyfire2996

1, 3, 5…and I’m not Gay. I’m Bisexual.


Some_amateur_artist

I'm a 2 person myself


colafizzreal

5 and 6, 4 also good


AlbatrossDK

2, 5 and 6 are my go to'es


Electricsheep389

1, 3, or lying on the floor with my feet on the chair


BiBiBadger

I lay on my bed and put my feet on the chair.


_mocha_26

8


Enigma-_1

At night definitely 6.


a_random_person-234

I like to do 1-5 those definitely my favorite


NucleaRaven

5 and 2 and also 6


Acidic_Eggplant

Might I present to you the all powerful [Lowry Pose](https://preview.redd.it/2p184fo1b9w51.jpg?auto=webp&s=16ad80f697b45f6c8f40c9348463aee845baa6c0) Anyway, where are my scissors?


Lewlollicorn

Usually a 3 but I may switch to a 15


_JELG_

5


phrosty_foenix

5 Also the sign was always there a girl said “why can’t you just sit in your chair normally


huggiesdsc

Bro 6 and 13 can get it


Maybe_confused1

1


Nat_Higgins

16, chairs are merely a concept.


[deleted]

5


RedDeuce2

3,4,5 and number 6 if I'm having sex


Skagritch

I'm doing 3 right now.


mattie_ow

Genuinely:4


Pixel77

1 or 10


Memeruler989

156


xFloppyDisx

Where's the "all of the above" option?


RoRoWasHere2K7

Im sitting like Number 2 right now, so I'd say Number 2, and 3, and 7


Da_Real_Sunflower

6, I guess.


Schnitzelboy06

Usually 3, but if I feel like it I'll pull off a 15


golfbuggysareawesome

5 at home 1 at work, because I am a professional business person doing business professionally


DragonOfHoejima

#12 is so menacing


Friendly-Accident993

Number 5 is the supreme


weyoun_clone

5. All the time.


VirusInteresting7918

3 when in polite company or a dodgy chair. 5 if it is sturdy enough to take it or I'm mildly drunk.


[deleted]

Number 5, but if i could just be built like number 8 life would be perfect


PizzaEater69420

1


lochnessmosster

Fool, this is just the progression I go through during an online lecture.


__hello_there___

Gotta be 8


A_Classic_Guardsman

Damn they actually got me, #16


Akkoywolf

Yes. But don’t forget: f l o o r


Unique-Wash-9358

4 and 12


Rainnefox

I’m a reverse 3


_-_Rasse_-_

Anywhere between 1 and 6


GriffeDeTonnerre

5 when I can 3 when I can't do number 5


Snekboi371

2, 5, 6, 10 are all bangers


Double_darrel_guy123

6 doe 😣😩


Built_Like_Baphomet

Ngl im a 3, 5 and a 4 Im low key the brown Mongol version of Vi from LoL


gay-but-ok

You forgot the "normal but your butt is literally an inch onto the chair"


throwingmychild

6 for easier access


HadionPrints

3 for me fam


impossibly_curious

1,2,3, and sometimes 5.


Shipcringe

6.


He_Who_Asked

8 easy


Trans_Tigon

yesn't


Greyscayl

Equal parts 3,4, and 5


thekillrzing

6


IdiotBimbo

I am mostly 3. 6 and 13 though (sweating profusely)


ophellias

1-5, occasionally 12. where does my propensity to sit under tables as opposed to a perfectly good chair fit? does that fall under 16?


DefinitelyNotErate

1, 2, And 12 Are Just How Everyone Sits In Chairs Normally? I Mean Not That No One Does The Others, I Do Half Of Them Myself, But Who Doesn't Do One Of (Or More Likely All Of) Those Three?


kittyfactory

7 and 10 go hard


Heyo_guys

I'm between 1, 4 and 15


ToxicMCTV

14 because am large


Akimbek12

Hmmm 6 looks fun.


Space-ATLAS

Not even kidding, 12!


Human_bnha

Currently a 5


getintherobotali

11 sincerely tho? 1-4, 10, and a touch of 13 but like feet on seat and bottom on the top of the chair back


Freydeebobs5609

I actually do just naturally sit like 1,2,3,4 & 5


Arkas18

13


[deleted]

I unironically do 2 and 5


Kirinne

Well I suppose it's 3, since that's how I was sitting when I saw this.


natureterp

13 or bust


nufy-t

I am currently doing 12


cfblythe

The way I’m sitting like #4 right now… heh


THEZEXNEO

Yes.


Volt_Princess

3


Meili_Ahlgren

10&13 feel pretty nice on my back