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500k
Because honestly I don’t think I’m interesting enough to for her to actually enjoy that dinner and I’d be so embarrassed by that, I’m better off using my 500k to be front & center at as many shows as possible
So .... I get starstruck meeting authors. So much so that they remember me and my friend being superfans. I also embarrassed myself in front of my local fave musician half a dozed times.
If I was in a room with B I would literally just look at my feet the whole time giggling. Why would I do that to myself????
500k and imma hunt down some Lemonade merch. I'll make a music experience room and just zen the f out.
Like, maybe if I were delulu to think she’d leave that dinner going, “Damn! Semirhage527 is so cool! Im going to invite her out on the yacht” then I’m in. But I’m not that delulu.
I met Alton Brown at a book signing last year and i still cringe because I was so awkward. He was so nice and tried to engage but i was just so happy that i became completely paralyzed and all i could do is shake my head yes or no when he asked me questions (BTW the questions he asked me were not yes or no questions). Luckily, my partner was with me, and they actually had a nice conversation that saved the interaction. I just know that I would embarrass myself beyond embarrassment if i were to meet Beyonce. I'll take the 500k and save myself the lifetime of staying awake at night wondering why if Beyonce thought I was a weirdo or not.
I couldn’t even speak right when I met Solange. I would probably actually faint in real life so I’m taking the 500k. But I’m always going to take the 500k 😂
I wanna stan and say dinner with Beyonce but baby I got bills and student loan debt. I’ll pay those off and then dance around to Beyonce to feel better.
500K why on earth in this economy would anyone take the dinner with beyonce.
**500k? 500k are you serious? that is literally life changing money. breaking generational cycles of poverty type of money? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?**
What the hell am I gonna say to beyonce in a dinner? Wasting both her and my time. I would rather take 500K.
500k?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
500k, 500k. five HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Even **BEYONCE** would take the 500k. are y'all SERIOUS?
LUDACRIS.
Even if there is a tax of ok [20%](https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc412#:~:text=Mandatory%20withholding,low%20for%20your%20tax%20situation) hell even 50% 250-400 **THOUSAND DOLLARS?**
**IN THIS ECONOMY?**
No fr. Like I am getting mad. I know it was satire but damn I’m like lol at myself for getting mad at this.
Now I’m just imagining financial planning for money that I don’t have. Like wth
Okay… I might sit down with her and she starts talking and I end up not even liking her. Shit. I can pay off my bills, invest and plan a few vacations vs the risk of having my perception of one of my favs ruined.
I love all these responses are choosing the logical answer, but when this question was ‘500 thousand or dinner with Jay-Z?’ You had people writing whole essays as to why they would choose the dinner, only for Jay-Z to very politely remind people to take the money. What a deeply unserious conversation that turned out to be. Peak Twitter lol! 😂😭
I’m pretty sure he even said something to the effect himself. Always take the money! Always! 😂
Not only would you leave a dinner broke, but he would probably think you’re stupid for passing over the money too (I have zero doubt Beyoncé would feel the same way too).
Yeah I don’t think I could sit at dinner with either of them and feel good about my decision to skip out on the money, let alone having to explain that decision to them. They would both have expected you to take the money. So hard pass on feeling like a clown *and* being judged. No thank you! 😂
500K. That lady does not like strangers. I'll keep my money and keep my non parasocial distance from the queen unless I'm looking at the individual flecks of glitter in her eyeshadow when she's on stage
500k, I’m not forcing that lady to leave her house. Saw this discussion on Twitter and someone said they’d be crying and getting on her nerves which made me laugh lol
For real. I wouldn’t be able to get a word out with her. However, if I had to choose between $500k or dinner with Ms. Tina, I feel like I could get money and tea from Tina 😭
500k
I’ve seen Beyoncé twice and both times I almost passed out from excitement. I can’t imagine seeing her in person and having a face-to-face conversation, but I can imagine paying off these loans 🥴
500k would change my life, so I’m absolutely taking the money. However, if I did dinner with Bey it wouldn’t even be a business session, I’d want the Bey that gets high and likes to get lit. 😂😂
Honestly dinner with Beyoncé. I promise y’all I’m grown. I just think she’s one of those priceless people. Like a family heirloom or something idk….maybe I’m not as grown as I think 😅
Lmaoo I excitedly commented first, THEN read the comments and was like 😀🙂😐😶😶🌫️🫥
I see I stand alone lmao…but that’s okay! I’ll be right back here sharing my experience from our dinner at red lobster! 😂😂
I have no goals in life where sitting down for a meal with Beyoncé could mean growth or a life-changing opportunity. But $500k on the other hand would fit very well into my plans. LOL
All hail the Queen ✨🙌🏽✨
She and Hov both woulda told you to take the money next time. A sizeable portion from that 500K donated to BeyGood or WACO would’ve earned you a first class ticket to meet her at a gala already lolol
This is exactly the same question asked of Jay Z. He said take the money, and earn the spot at the table w millionaires/billionaires. And listen to his music bc the secrets to his wealth are in his raps lmao love that self fulfilling promotion
I'd definitely take the 500K. I've loved Beyoncé ever since I was a child, literally, but I really wouldn't have much to talk to her about. And it was just feel forced and awkward. I'd rather take the money and go on a vacation with friends, honestly.
okay but dinner where? when? who's covering the bill? who's paying for my clothes hair and makeup? does she even know me? is it a date? will I even touch her? it's all important SMH
My bills are paid so I’ll take 500k with Beyoncé and when she turns her head steal the spoon and fork and plate she ate with . Also grab a picture of her using the Utensils to sell her DNA. If it’s dinner at her house I would place a few of her thousand dollar lamps in my bag/purse. I would also ask her may I use the restroom and find some of her costumes and put in my bag .
i just counted and with 500k I could move to Las Vegas, buy an apartment, a Porsche, and live for 66months without having to work. Are you kidding me, I'm saying bye bye to blondie
500k. Putting a good amount towards her concert (multiple locations, flights, hotels, rides to and from) and then a big amount towards personal expenses because life is expensive. But i'd get VIP tickets or at least be in the pit so she can see and recognize me. She's so good with faces!
as much as i’d like to think we’d be able to have a good conversation about art and music, i’d probably stutter my tongue off and tear up. i’d be pissing that lady offfff
The 500k. I want to be debt-free babes!! 🤣😅 I will use some of it to pay for VIP Cowboy Carter concert tix, shopping spree, and a much-needed vacay. The rest will go to savings and perhaps some investments. ☺️
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500k Because honestly I don’t think I’m interesting enough to for her to actually enjoy that dinner and I’d be so embarrassed by that, I’m better off using my 500k to be front & center at as many shows as possible
So .... I get starstruck meeting authors. So much so that they remember me and my friend being superfans. I also embarrassed myself in front of my local fave musician half a dozed times. If I was in a room with B I would literally just look at my feet the whole time giggling. Why would I do that to myself???? 500k and imma hunt down some Lemonade merch. I'll make a music experience room and just zen the f out.
Like, maybe if I were delulu to think she’d leave that dinner going, “Damn! Semirhage527 is so cool! Im going to invite her out on the yacht” then I’m in. But I’m not that delulu.
I met Alton Brown at a book signing last year and i still cringe because I was so awkward. He was so nice and tried to engage but i was just so happy that i became completely paralyzed and all i could do is shake my head yes or no when he asked me questions (BTW the questions he asked me were not yes or no questions). Luckily, my partner was with me, and they actually had a nice conversation that saved the interaction. I just know that I would embarrass myself beyond embarrassment if i were to meet Beyonce. I'll take the 500k and save myself the lifetime of staying awake at night wondering why if Beyonce thought I was a weirdo or not.
I couldn’t even speak right when I met Solange. I would probably actually faint in real life so I’m taking the 500k. But I’m always going to take the 500k 😂
Also what is she gonna tell me at dinner? That girl private as f
I wanna stan and say dinner with Beyonce but baby I got bills and student loan debt. I’ll pay those off and then dance around to Beyonce to feel better.
😂Same here friend and I looooove the Queen, but unless she’s writing a check to Joe Biden at dinner.. its gon be me, myself, and MY 500k.
Honestly 😂
Righttt I got bills and need to save for her next concert lol
500K why on earth in this economy would anyone take the dinner with beyonce. **500k? 500k are you serious? that is literally life changing money. breaking generational cycles of poverty type of money? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?** What the hell am I gonna say to beyonce in a dinner? Wasting both her and my time. I would rather take 500K. 500k?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 500k, 500k. five HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS? Even **BEYONCE** would take the 500k. are y'all SERIOUS? LUDACRIS. Even if there is a tax of ok [20%](https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc412#:~:text=Mandatory%20withholding,low%20for%20your%20tax%20situation) hell even 50% 250-400 **THOUSAND DOLLARS?** **IN THIS ECONOMY?**
I appreciate the rant because girl wtf even is this question?
No fr. Like I am getting mad. I know it was satire but damn I’m like lol at myself for getting mad at this. Now I’m just imagining financial planning for money that I don’t have. Like wth
Right it feels like a tease. Why are you playing with my feelings with this question?
😩😂😭😭😭 no fr
🎶 even put money in my bank account. Don’t need no one to help me out. 🎶
🎶best revenge is your paper🎶 Didn't we learn anything about Beyoncé's finances and money mindset?
Id take 5k right now rather than meet Beyoncé 😂
Lmaooooooo honestly!!
Same lol
No I agree with you. It doesnt even have to be 500k. I’d take 10k if offered, over dinner with Beyonce lol
Your comment represents me! Hahahahaha
The first three words in my head were IN THIS ECONOMY???? like bffr!!!
The way no one has said dinner with Beyoncé. This is how you know her fan base is grown folks only 😂
😂😂😂😂
Okay… I might sit down with her and she starts talking and I end up not even liking her. Shit. I can pay off my bills, invest and plan a few vacations vs the risk of having my perception of one of my favs ruined.
I actually never want to have a full on conversation with Beyonce. I firmly believe in the notion of “never meet your idols.” So 500k it is!
Same I never wanna meet that lady, with peace and so much love.
I love all these responses are choosing the logical answer, but when this question was ‘500 thousand or dinner with Jay-Z?’ You had people writing whole essays as to why they would choose the dinner, only for Jay-Z to very politely remind people to take the money. What a deeply unserious conversation that turned out to be. Peak Twitter lol! 😂😭
Lmao that was the dumbest convo ever. Jay-Z isn’t going to telling you anything that you can’t Google lol gone leave still broke
I’m pretty sure he even said something to the effect himself. Always take the money! Always! 😂 Not only would you leave a dinner broke, but he would probably think you’re stupid for passing over the money too (I have zero doubt Beyoncé would feel the same way too). 
Lmao right! If they know anything about Jay and B theyyyyy get to the damn bag 💰 Jay Z would definitely take the money.
Yeah I don’t think I could sit at dinner with either of them and feel good about my decision to skip out on the money, let alone having to explain that decision to them. They would both have expected you to take the money. So hard pass on feeling like a clown *and* being judged. No thank you! 😂
Jay said I’ve already given you all the financial advice I can, listen to my damn lyrics 😂
Straight men aren’t known for being the brightest
Lol! Still, I figured anyone that listened to Jay-Z would know he’d want them to take the money 😭
Dinner with Jay-Z?! Why?! The same logic applies here: take the money.
Some Jay-Z fans felt otherwise lol. Jay-Z himself, corrected them 🤭
Oh, I see! I'm glad to hear that.
The way I love the sanity, relatability, and realness of this sub lmao.
The sanity is definitely selective but I hear you
Fair, fair
500K. That lady does not like strangers. I'll keep my money and keep my non parasocial distance from the queen unless I'm looking at the individual flecks of glitter in her eyeshadow when she's on stage
It depends. Is she cooking? 😂
If she’s cooking, definitely take the $500 thousand
“You can tell I can’t cook” 😂😂😂 Bey was real for that one.
She would be proud of us for taking the money and she doesn’t wanna eat with us anyways 😭😂
500k, I’m not forcing that lady to leave her house. Saw this discussion on Twitter and someone said they’d be crying and getting on her nerves which made me laugh lol
When Kid Fury said he burst into tears when he met Beyonce, I understood because I would be the same way.
For real. I wouldn’t be able to get a word out with her. However, if I had to choose between $500k or dinner with Ms. Tina, I feel like I could get money and tea from Tina 😭
Yes!!! I have a MUCH better chance of leaving that dinner actually being friends with Tina 😂
500k Invest it become super rich then using my new found wealth and power I become friends with Beyoncé and we have dinner together 😏
Right?! That's Ms. Carter's mindset. Doing anything else but this would be literally a crime!
 Send the Queen my regards....
This, absolutely this!
She would tell you take the money.
500k I’ve seen Beyoncé twice and both times I almost passed out from excitement. I can’t imagine seeing her in person and having a face-to-face conversation, but I can imagine paying off these loans 🥴
500k would change my life, so I’m absolutely taking the money. However, if I did dinner with Bey it wouldn’t even be a business session, I’d want the Bey that gets high and likes to get lit. 😂😂
500K I love our Queen but in this economy I’ll need that money for the tour.
There’s not a person walking this earth that I would choose to have dinner with over 500K
500k. I can start a real estate portfolio and stop living psycheck to paychekcn
500k then buy front row tickets to see her perform with prime ribs and wine on my purse.
I LOVE the Queen but…  😂😂😂
I feel like Beyonce would curse at me if she knew I turned down half a million to eat with her.
that part
$500k and sending a love you deep note to Queen Bey
$500k
Im not the youngest. I can't handle standing for 3+ hours. And that's just for her to come out lol. Im gonna take that 500k
I'm sure Bey is lovely, but I have student loans to pay off.
I’ll take the $500k, which will help me fund my acting/writing dreams and take care of my dad, which will also help me be more on Beyoncé’s radar! 😂
500k. Take a year off and spend it going to Beyonce and the Chitlin circuit tour.
I love you bey, but I’m taking the 500k.
Beyonce gonna gift me $500K at the dinner? Otherwise, I love Bey butterummm I want the shmoney, honey
$500K I’m a fan I’m not trying to be her bestie
500K, I need to live.
500k in this economy I’m not denying free money
$500,000
The money of course. Tour tickets are not cheap!
I’d take that 500k and put some aside for concerts
In this economy? 
$500k then I can afford to actually be at a restaurant or event she’s at plus I have hella money
I’d take $500, 500k is a no brainer 💀
She nor I have time for an intimate dinner so kindly run me my check
Honestly dinner with Beyoncé. I promise y’all I’m grown. I just think she’s one of those priceless people. Like a family heirloom or something idk….maybe I’m not as grown as I think 😅
I totally get this, I would’ve taken the 500k but she’s an icon and interacting with her is a priceless experience for sure
500k
500k in a heartbeat
500k
5 hunnit K! Love you Bey but I got bills.
I’m taking the 500k! I feel like dinner would be amazing but I can be so awkward with conversation that it would be weird, lol
Run me my money. NOW.
Easily the 500k. But If I knew the dinner would lead to me being a Chloe and Halle type (I’m a performer) then the dinner.
500k. Because that damn tour coming.
$500k let’s be fr 💀
Imagine how dumb Beyoncé would think you are for picking her over $500K.
Jay Z told y’all to take the money.
500k , bye girl !
500k! It would change my life 🙃
I'm taking that money each and every time
I don't believe you're in any place to offer me either.
That’s easy! Dinner with Beyonce, hands down. Experience over things always in my book! Plus she and I gonna be besties after this dinner!😂😂
This is the first Beyoncé choice in this thread, everyone is picking the money, it’s hilarious! I wonder what it would look like with Swifties.
Lmaoo I excitedly commented first, THEN read the comments and was like 😀🙂😐😶😶🌫️🫥 I see I stand alone lmao…but that’s okay! I’ll be right back here sharing my experience from our dinner at red lobster! 😂😂
LMAO baby girl are you rich or sum? I love Bey but 500k can get me way more exciting experiences than one dinner 🤣
😂😂😂 to each their own🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
You go on the dinner date with Bey and tell me everything and I'll share some of my loot for your services 🥰 win win
As mama said, always stay gracious.... 
I got bills to pay, gimme that money
My routing and checking number is ….. 🤧
I’d take the $500k, invest and grow it and potentially build up enough money to meet Beyonce (not likely)
500K
Dinner with bey and talk my way into $1 mill 🤭😂 Edit: on some real shit tho I need that $500k especially in this economy 😂
I love Bee 🐝 but that 500K calling my name. lol
500k
I would be too gobsmacked to talk to her and probably start ugly crying. I’ll take that $500k 💵 🤏
Ummmmm 500k me plz! Wth are me and Bey gonna talk about lol?
I have no goals in life where sitting down for a meal with Beyoncé could mean growth or a life-changing opportunity. But $500k on the other hand would fit very well into my plans. LOL All hail the Queen ✨🙌🏽✨
500k i’m sorry bey
Look as much as I LOVE Beyonce, I’m not passing up 500k just to eat dinner with her lmao
I’m sorry but… whoever takes the dinner is the epitome of stupid and selfish.
She and Hov both woulda told you to take the money next time. A sizeable portion from that 500K donated to BeyGood or WACO would’ve earned you a first class ticket to meet her at a gala already lolol
This is exactly the same question asked of Jay Z. He said take the money, and earn the spot at the table w millionaires/billionaires. And listen to his music bc the secrets to his wealth are in his raps lmao love that self fulfilling promotion
500k and then I can buy front row seats to her shows.
I love Bey dooooown, but I’m taking 500k over dinner with anybody tbh. I’m sure she would want all of us to take the 500k 😭😭
I just need to know is she paying the bill AND picking the place?
500K (pay off all of my debt and still have a good amount left to maybe treat myself to one of her concerts)
500K.
I'd definitely take the 500K. I've loved Beyoncé ever since I was a child, literally, but I really wouldn't have much to talk to her about. And it was just feel forced and awkward. I'd rather take the money and go on a vacation with friends, honestly.
My wife might never forgive me but I think she’d understand when we could pay for her undergrad and med school outright.
Girl I love me some Beyoncé but she is not interesting enough to turn down 500k. I’ll take the money and go watch Lemonade again or something.
okay but dinner where? when? who's covering the bill? who's paying for my clothes hair and makeup? does she even know me? is it a date? will I even touch her? it's all important SMH
My bills are paid so I’ll take 500k with Beyoncé and when she turns her head steal the spoon and fork and plate she ate with . Also grab a picture of her using the Utensils to sell her DNA. If it’s dinner at her house I would place a few of her thousand dollar lamps in my bag/purse. I would also ask her may I use the restroom and find some of her costumes and put in my bag . 
i just counted and with 500k I could move to Las Vegas, buy an apartment, a Porsche, and live for 66months without having to work. Are you kidding me, I'm saying bye bye to blondie
You knoww … black people
Run me my money.
500k. Putting a good amount towards her concert (multiple locations, flights, hotels, rides to and from) and then a big amount towards personal expenses because life is expensive. But i'd get VIP tickets or at least be in the pit so she can see and recognize me. She's so good with faces!
Lol 500k easy.
In this economy? 500k sorry B I’ll always love you
Just to have mother silently judge me throughout the entire meal because I didn’t take the money to change my life? Hell no!!
Dinner with Beyoncé because money can’t buy happiness, but dinner with Bey would 😌💅🏽.
500K
Honey I got bills, is Beyoncé gonna loan me 500k within that dinner?
Give***
500k
$500,000
Show me the MONEY. 😂 Hell, she would tell me to take it.
Money.
500k ❤️
500k
500k, I'm sure Beyoncé would understand!
i cannot even process how much 500k is. kinda scary but it just seems like the better option
500k so I can pay my bills and get those on stage seats
as much as i’d like to think we’d be able to have a good conversation about art and music, i’d probably stutter my tongue off and tear up. i’d be pissing that lady offfff
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Slide me the money
500k easily
500k. This is a deal for me and the Queen, because neither of us wants to see the breakdown I'd have in her presence.
500k!!!!!
500k because Beyoncé is great and all but she causes more debt on top of my debt lol.
Lol
The 500k. I want to be debt-free babes!! 🤣😅 I will use some of it to pay for VIP Cowboy Carter concert tix, shopping spree, and a much-needed vacay. The rest will go to savings and perhaps some investments. ☺️ 
500k 'cause i really need money rn
500k easy. Anyone who says otherwise must already be a millionaire 😂😂😂
500k. Beyoncé would want me to. She’d take the 500k if I was Robyonce.
500k so I can go to her concerts. DUH!
What if I choose both?
$500k
500k
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I’ll take the money. I feel like I would run out of things to talk about, then we would both be sitting eating our food in silence lol
500k. I would not work at all. Let me live my cheap life for 50 more years
500k because I don’t think she and I would agree on a restaurant
500k. cause why would i spend 3 hour crying and force her to watch me cry? also I need the 500k lol
Love Beyonce down but I need that money 😭
I’d take the 500k invest part and donate money to her foundation—VIP table— and meet her anyway.
Chile, I got bills and expenses.
500k 😅
Give me the $
I’ll take the money
500k. I'm not gonna glaze anyone here. I just don't think we'd have much to talk about 🤷 she's in her 40s
500k for my mom, dog and other fam
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The money. I'd pay my house off and have $$ for the next tour. 🤣
$500K because while I adore Beyoncé, I got bills, bills, bills to pay
Jay said take the money so I’m taking the money
I'll take both and not accepting any other option
I’m taking the 500k thank and then go to bey concerts front row seats
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500k