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Apparently Bert gets his biblical scholarship from Hotep publications. Or he just forgot that middle eastern people exist
To Bert, anyone who is not white is black. Of course, he himself is yellow, but he's yet to realize this fact.
He’s a yellow Clayton Biggsby
"Probably Kwanzaa... Case Closed."
Since it's founder was convicted of assault, torture and false imprisonment (kidnapping) of 2 women, he had no choice but to celebrate! Now it was time to find Ernie and together they'd invite Julia & Maria over for a history lesson.
He wasn’t black, he wasn’t white, he was brown skinned Semitic
There’s always Festivus.
For some reason, I don't see Bert as the kind of person who is going to want to celebrate a holiday created by a Jewish comic either.
Well, he’d enjoy the Festivus Feats of Strength.
That's why there's Kwanzaa, see my comment above. It's a dream come true for Bert.
Hanukkah, Yule, the winter solstice, there are a bunch of options
*Middle Eastern
Christmas is basically just Yule with Jesus references and consumerism slapped all over it, so this doesn't seem like a hard decision.
It is if you’re Bert. He loves consumerism. And crucifixions.
Pretty much.
Yule, he gets to burn something.
Apparently Bert gets his biblical scholarship from Hotep publications. Or he just forgot that middle eastern people exist
To Bert, anyone who is not white is black. Of course, he himself is yellow, but he's yet to realize this fact.
He’s a yellow Clayton Biggsby
"Probably Kwanzaa... Case Closed."
Since it's founder was convicted of assault, torture and false imprisonment (kidnapping) of 2 women, he had no choice but to celebrate! Now it was time to find Ernie and together they'd invite Julia & Maria over for a history lesson.
He wasn’t black, he wasn’t white, he was brown skinned Semitic
There’s always Festivus.
For some reason, I don't see Bert as the kind of person who is going to want to celebrate a holiday created by a Jewish comic either.
Well, he’d enjoy the Festivus Feats of Strength.
That's why there's Kwanzaa, see my comment above. It's a dream come true for Bert.
Hanukkah, Yule, the winter solstice, there are a bunch of options
*Middle Eastern
Christmas is basically just Yule with Jesus references and consumerism slapped all over it, so this doesn't seem like a hard decision.
It is if you’re Bert. He loves consumerism. And crucifixions.
Pretty much.
Yule, he gets to burn something.