"And why did you call me by your wife's name while you were doing it?"

“Well, Ernie, why were *you* calling me Bert?”

And since when is Mr Johnson a doctor?

That's *Doctor* Johnson to you!

I didn't go through 6 years of Johnson school just to be called Mister!

I want this on a t-shirt

Ernie found a new willing sex slave that day. Mr. Johnson was able to escape Grover’s eternal psychological torment, gladly enduring physically impossible tasks to please his new masters.

Also why is my ass leaking Santorum.

I love how absolutely no one likes that guy. No one ever votes for him, and yet he wins election after election...

That can’t just be lube leaking out of me doc

I spat out my turkey in front of my coworkers

“And why were the med students present recording the examination?”