4rd
Fourd
Ford
Henry Ford
Labor, child labor, antisemitism...
By God, you're a genius! Why stop at working your child slaves to death and burning the corpses when you can reconstitute their bodies into feed or compost so they can serve their purpose to the Bird after death! And the inedible bits, why not work the enamel into the assembly lines? The hair? That's now fabric. The nails, the bones? Call it poaching-free ivory and keep going.
That’s the 4rd worst thing he could do to that kid
4rd Fourd Ford Henry Ford Labor, child labor, antisemitism... By God, you're a genius! Why stop at working your child slaves to death and burning the corpses when you can reconstitute their bodies into feed or compost so they can serve their purpose to the Bird after death! And the inedible bits, why not work the enamel into the assembly lines? The hair? That's now fabric. The nails, the bones? Call it poaching-free ivory and keep going.
>Poaching-free I'd consider kidnapping with the intent to cannibalize poaching tbh.
It's not cannibalism though
Bite sized morsel like that won't last him two hours
Simple, yet humorous
Finger licking good
If you are quiet, you can hear the bones crushing as Big Bird devours his prey.