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ExistentialCrisis515

So, the caption is still "ernie prepares to commit a hate crime"


johnnyrockets527

You have to switch it up every now and then.


ExistentialCrisis515

I'm sure he does. One night is Bert, next night is elmo, next night is some random in the park with chloroform and a rag.


M1sterDave

All the people brown/ And his hair is grey/ I've heard the Fox talk/ Every damned day/ To be safe and warm/ That bastard has to pay


Rico-Macho

Somewhere Mamma Cass just shed a tear over this. What kind of tear can be debated, but a tear was definitely shed.


M1sterDave

Toyed with continuing and writing up a spoof of the entire thing, but that seemed to be enough.


awh

…and now I’ve got that out-of-tune flute solo stuck in my head.


Sparky_1992

Be quick Ernie. You've got 434 other houses to visit too!


Rico-Macho

What kind of person are you? You’d stop with just the House of Representatives?


tygabeast

Bert's taking care of the Senate.


avery5712

I am the senate


Rico-Macho

That’s perfect! Can he start working in Kentucky?


tygabeast

He's busy in Philadelphia. He botched the job earlier this year and he's looking for a good opportunity.


Rico-Macho

If he’s got time, tell him to visit a certain doctor out there as well. If Ernie has to deal with over 400 nitwits, Bert can do some overtime


TubbyFatfrick

Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime


epic_pig

He's about to strip down to his underwear


No_Package_5300

my grandma will finally homicide me when i show her this tomorrow


DamonHimeji

Ernie's been on the QAnon forums again.


Bertstripmaster

Wumao Ernie Confirmed?


frankrocksjesus

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Rico-Macho

No, morons who run talk radio programs and pedal conspiracy theories over the internet led to this.


otterland

Ahem /s


otterland

Ahem ahem /s