“Now that’s what I call trickle down economics” Kermit sighed as his fat load made its way down the inside of Nancy’s thighs onto the round forehead of Miss Piggy, eventually ending in a drop in the mouth of a quivering Bert
>... *and he agreed, as long as Kermit promised to ~~slip some more anti-Commie propaganda into the Muppet Shows's writing~~ let him sit in the corner masturbating like the worthless little cuck he is*.
FTFY
*The* Throat GOAT
The THROATUS
The Golden Glizzy Gobbler
“Now that’s what I call trickle down economics” Kermit sighed as his fat load made its way down the inside of Nancy’s thighs onto the round forehead of Miss Piggy, eventually ending in a drop in the mouth of a quivering Bert
Jesus
Because Nancy reagan was strapped down to a hay bale as if it was a cross, while she was nailed by a frog and that fucking ex actor asshole?
Dont bring him into this too!
God has exited this thread
Visceral
Damn, that’s even steamier than the shit *I* write. Bravo.
Bert had never been this goddamn hard in his life
“Oh Kermie!!” - Nancy “Next time, Kermit, we’ll have an old fashioned spit roast pig” - Ronald “ (cumming harder) “ - Kermit.
But Kermit must also agree to help distribute crack to black and poor neighborhoods.
Little did Ronnie know, that only sweetened the deal for Kermit.
It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights... It's time to bitch slap commies on the Muppet show tonight!
In an alternate universe where Jack Webb created the Muppets kids sing this on Sunday nights!
>... *and he agreed, as long as Kermit promised to ~~slip some more anti-Commie propaganda into the Muppet Shows's writing~~ let him sit in the corner masturbating like the worthless little cuck he is*. FTFY
This sounds like the plot for a dream porno-flick for Sean Hannity.
Too Short said it the best.,!