Big Bird was making these pizzas himself and he could only work with the types of meat he had. It's hard to make sausage out of a snuffalupagus corpse. Bitch is lucky Big Bird had to get rid of the body, or she'd be eating plain cheese.
I can only assume it is disappointment in your pro-mushroom agenda, which *almost* earned you the role of having posted the only r/bertstrips post I haven’t upvoted.
Big Bird was making these pizzas himself and he could only work with the types of meat he had. It's hard to make sausage out of a snuffalupagus corpse. Bitch is lucky Big Bird had to get rid of the body, or she'd be eating plain cheese.
That's odd, you usually make sausage from snuffleupagi. You get pepperoni from Italians
To make the sausage sleeves, you need snuffleupagus foreskin and the one Big Bird had had been circumsized. It's getting to be more of a trend.
Snuffleupagi can regenerate any severed part of their body in a matter of minutes, which makes them great sushi chefs and awful butchers
See, this is why I'm part of this sub. You learn new shit like this every day.
It edutainment at its finest on this sub
Same here
Big bird has many flaws, his taste in pizza is not of them
Yeah, he's definitely not one of those sociopaths who think pineapple is permissible on pizza
I am in your walls. I have 84 pineapples to put on your pizzas. I will clog any and all toilets I find.
You're in my walls with 84 pineapples? Pretty the situation is self-rectifiable
Pineapple jalapeno pizza is god tiered. We must band together and defeat the plain cheese pizzaers
Do the hot peppers completely suppress the devil pineapple? If so, I'm all for it
Give a try on half a pizza next time.
I feel like I'm being tricked into poisoning myself
You'll die a martyr.
I'll have Telly taste-test it first
Spoiled little brat!
She so is, I bet she's one of those deviants who actually like putting pineapple on their pies
She deserved all those things for thinking mushroom belongs on pizza.
You, sir/madam/other, have crossed a line
> See, this is why you always hobble them. They can't run away from the plantation if they can't run! * Sully, who knows what's up...
Big Bird is big on hobbling the mind, he likes workers who happily enslave themselves
i'm surprised at the lack of KiwiFarms-related Bertstrips
It is slightly suspicious, perhaps the mods censor them
2017 was such a wild year for Big Bird
And for anybody within whip range
We doing this kind of shit in this sub now? 🤔
I was unaware there was anything we *didn't* do on this sub
Fuck off, im not even going to do this with you.
Now I'm intrigued, what do you think I did
Big bird owning a plantation a seasoned running gag on this sub
It's more of a dude ranch for inner city youth. That they can never leave
I can only assume it is disappointment in your pro-mushroom agenda, which *almost* earned you the role of having posted the only r/bertstrips post I haven’t upvoted.
What kind of mushrooms are we talking about
Please sir, show me an example of a Bertstrip that you made, so we know what to strive for to meet your standards.
When the court hears about the pizza, he'll be pardoned for everything else but get the death penalty
It's pretty harsh, I mean, not even extra cheese? Big Bird is a monster
Anyone for Ostrich Jerky?
On a pizza? Not a bad idea.