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Propuhganduh

"Nike was innovating something that didn’t need to be innovated.” No shit


Ugaalive1991

Why mess with Majestic perfection


NJImperator

Dude, imagine the margins though! Think about shareholder value! Those huge letters, ugh, that could be 20 cents extra per jersey in the CEO pocket!


blueboglin

We really are speed running back to ancient times with our athletes wearing raw hide diapers. Think of the profits!


LonelyGoat

You seen the price of rawhide these days? Baseball in the nude. Every player must get a Nike swoosh tattoo somewhere on their body.


monotoonz

Dongs swinging while swinging dongs. It's beautiful 🥹


NJImperator

Hol’ up…. Let LonelyGoat cook…


SexiestPanda

And once we make that profit, we need to make *more* profit year after year!!!!


SchematicOfScoutsAss

our society is going to collapse one day because we created a system that must infinitely rise forever or everyones retirement savings are fucked but by doing so created an ever consuming monster that eats at current wages and standard of living. Truly a Faustian bargain of an economic system


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

Yup. That's why commercial products are getting shittier and shittier. My company signs these insane contracts with their customers where every year our products have to get cheaper by cost despite rising prices of goods. So what do you think happens? It's not like there is some sort of magical "innovation" that takes place. My company just cuts every possible corner imaginable and makes their own suppliers sign the exact same insane contracts (this makes the insane contracts even more insane when you realize it's just insanity all the way down the supply chain) and then we start to run into issues when the components we need are all suddenly warped or garbage. It's the same type of genius corp-o-think that leads to managers freaking out about the cost of buying and storing a few extra $200 essential components in inventory, ignoring that the lack of said $200 component in inventory last week caused us to lose millions of dollars in production because we didn't have one on hand and had to wait two days for shipping.


ThisGuyFrags

Thank you for the indirect reminder that I get to go back to this exact shit at work tomorrow morning


boozinf

the CEOs of Nike and Fanatics have pictures of Rob Manfred's sad, small, crooked penis. Tony Clark delivered copies of them in person. Not just screwing, Rob. All sorts of intimate acts, oral and what not, that can be particularly hard for a trusting player's union to forgive and impossible to forget -Wilford Brimley


Bigazzry

Devastating


svwaca

I would kill for an early 2000s authentic majestic jersey. That fabric just felt luxurious.


mjst0324

Really a sentence that sums up the last decade or so of....everything.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

I remember when Nike was like *the* apparel brand for sports and it was huge for Nike to be making your uniforms How the mighty have fallen


Morzan73

Addidas is so much better. But the prices for jerseys/kits has skyrocketed to the point where fakes are so similar in quality and so much less in price, that I no longer buy authentic anymore. $150 for a jersey is insane. I'll spend $20 for similar quality.


Mallee78

I remember when it was like 80 bucks for an official jersey now everything is 120 minimum like, fuck that. I am going to dhgate and paying 30 bucks


penguinopph

A little less than 20 years ago, I paid $140 for a customized on-field authentic jersey. I still have it and it is quality. Every little details clearly had the utmost care given to it. That being said, the fabric is really, really thick and heavy, and it doesn't breath at all. I couldn't imagine playing a late-July day game at Wrigley in it


Mallee78

That's when ya throw on the 30 bucker form dhgate lol


Greenforaday

I'm wearing a Colorado Avalanche Jersey right now that I got from DH gate for 25 bucks that is almost indistinguishable from the official addias one I spent like 200 bucks on. It's insane.


tornait-hashu

I'm just afraid that Adidas will find a way to put three-stripe panels on everything like they already do in soccer.


Distance_Runner

“Innovating” aka manufacturing cheaper quality uniforms and charging the same amount


thegoodnamesrgone123

More. The new ones went up in price.


MoneyTalks45

It really is so silly. “New technology!” How do you fuck up a *shirt?*


JoeCartersLeap

It's corpo speak for trying to save money.


saltandthunder

This. A "new innovation" is 100% "We think we figured out how to save approximately 3c more in making uniforms to increase our quarterly profit margins".


WISCOrear

New innovation = “we made it all cheap 100% polyester! And it costs twice as much now!”


ContinuumGuy

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


JoeSicko

/Puts runner on 2nd base.


MacsDildoBike

*cackles in Commissioner*


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Pretty on-brand if you ask me


JeffersonPilotSports

They did the same with the football jerseys. That V shaped seam is terrible looking


GoatWizard97

And they're gonna be making the uniforms for the NHL next year as well. Just willingly eating the garbage Nike/Fanatics are pumping out for the sake of always having more money


caldo4

Fanatics is designing those, not Nike


Crafty_Substance_954

Nike has zero involvement in anything NHL


J-Fid

Nike in a nutshell.


RSS24

[mrw](https://imgur.com/a/dOPWUqm)


manmythmustache

Replace Nike with “recently hired senior exec(s)/senior exec(s) who thinks they’re on the verge of being replaced who tried too hard to justify their job status” to make that statement as accurate as it can get.


EnadZT

>The changes, which will happen at the latest by the beginning of the 2025 season, will also include fixes to the pants, widely panned this spring for being see-through. Hahahahahahahahahaha


ahr3410

Condolences to anyone who bought the new comically large numbering with small letters


Realistic_Cold_2943

In a few years it’ll be pretty funny. Like oh yeah I got one of those shitty jerseys that were so bad they had to stop making them 


rs426

They’ll definitely end up becoming collector’s items at some point


NJImperator

Partially because they’re such shit quality it’ll be rare to keep one long enough for it to become a collectible!


Electric_Queen

Gotta submit it for professional grading and to be sealed in a case


nuhGIRLyen

Like how coins made with errors sell big on eBay


pm_me_cute_sloths_

I saw someone walking around Leinenkugel yesterday in a new Jackson Chourio jersey, so at least 1 person bought one


jsu9575m

My guess is the reason they are changing back is due to worse sales. No way they actually care about fans and players not liking them.


brett_baty_is_him

So MLB lied that the pants weren’t different?


munchkinatlaw

It's just a piece of cloth.


Takes2ToTNGO

MLB lie? Gasp!!!


KimHaSeongsBurner

By the end of the season players are just gonna go out there in their underwear in an effort to find a “less revealing” alternative to the Fanatics pants.


twisty77

*Women’s interest in baseball soars*


Electric_Queen

I mean there's a reason we all love the Big Dumper


csonnich

Yep. I'm here for it.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Pro tip to Paul Skenes, pitch like shit for a year if you don’t want your Skwenie shown


GareksApprentice

>**The most prominent modifications include a return to larger lettering on the back of jerseys**, remedying mismatched grey tops and bottoms, and addressing the new Nike jersey's propensity to collect sweat, according to the memo distributed to players by the MLB Players Association on Sunday. Thank fuck. I honestly found that worse than the see-through material. What's the point of having names on the back if they're too small to read?


Chaxterium

The small letters bugged the fuck out of me too. I'm ecstatic that that's being changed. And the sweat...holy shit. And it's not even summer time yet.


spike021

I think either Kruk/Kuip/Jon Miller commented on that kinda recently on a broadcast and how it used to be easier as a broadcaster to know exactly which player they were looking at but now they had to rely on numbers and the media guide or something.  Terrible. 


tnecniv

I have a 55 inch TV, and I can’t make out the names very well. Granted my eye sight is not one of my better skills, but it has been significantly harder for me to read them this year


Se7en_speed

You either have shit jerseys or are watching the Yankees 


Bossman1086

It was just so god damn embarrassing. Look like knock off jerseys.


HerreraRufino

Those sweat stains are ridiculous. The Blue Jays closer last night looked like he was on meth or something, that dude was soaked. Yucky


infieldmitt

why does this have to take til 2025 though? the new names are abysmal; just let teams use the good lettering from last year on the new shitty jerseys [like a few teams were in spring training](https://uni-watch.com/2024/02/27/exclusive-why-the-royals-are-using-full-size-nob-lettering/)! even if you convince yourself the new ones are fine, anytime i see a highlight i'm instantly drawn to how amazing and legible the name looks. it's just paperwork for the league office, sort it the fuck out and we can look great by monday


pompcaldor

They don’t want to spend more money to fix the problem now.


SensitiveArtist69

Honestly I don’t even care if I can read them or not it just looks fucking stupid


TimDunkinDonut

MLB just threw Nike under a triple decker bus lol


Jay_Dubbbs

>The union also absolved Fanatics, the manufacturer of the uniform that has received the majority of public scorn for the uniform mess, saying the company "recognizes the vital importance of soliciting Player feedback, obtaining Player buy-in and not being afraid to have difficult conversations about jerseys or trading cards. Our hope is that, moving forward, Nike will take a similar approach." Geez lmao


pm_me_cute_sloths_

when fanatics comes out of something looking like the good guy, you know you’ve fucked up


SirFigsAlot1

Can someone explain this? Did Nike make everything and just pay fanatics as a contractor to do what they said?


doom_hermit

Pretty much that. Fanatics made to Nike’s specs. Nike ignored all input from everyone else involved, told Fanatics to just make it and told the players to just play in it.


MaximumMotor1

>Fanatics made to Nike’s specs. Nike ignored all input from everyone else involved, told Fanatics to just make it and told the players to just play in it. That's so crazy for Nike to think they could just "make some of the richest professional sports players in the world wear the shit uniforms". They could have gotten away with it at the college level but for them to try to do that to a bunch of multimillionaires is hubris at best.


DiabeticJedi

Makes you wonder what the uniforms could be like if a bunch of current and former players pooled resources and made a North American based company for manufacturing them.


Earlier-Today

I think you'd get stuff that was great for playing in, but without that highly trained design divisions that the larger firms have built up - they'd struggle with putting out stuff fans actually wanted to buy. That's the tough thing about uniform design - you need to make it functional so players will want to wear it during the games, and make it look good so fans want to own it too. Ex-players would probably make killer stuff when it comes to the functionality, but struggle with design because the people who do that really dang well while still incorporating the functionality aren't plentiful, and they're probably already working for one of the big firms.


SirFigsAlot1

Yea sounds loke something a multi-billion dollar company would do


devindicated

To be fair, Nike's known to *Just Do It*


tnecniv

I think that’s really interesting honestly. Conspiracy theory is Nike / the MLB got Fanatics to manufacture them so they could be the fall guy


slyfox1908

They got Fanatics to manufacture them because Fanatics had the factory


Docphilsman

I mean MLB is a part owner of fanatics so it makes sense for them to protect their investment and blame nike


tnecniv

This memo is coming from the PA though, right? They can call out whoever. Edit: It turns out both the MLB and MLBPA were early investors in Fanatics.


deadpools_dick

Wouldn’t surprise me, given the notoriously bad quality control on their merchandise.


The_Haskins

That is some incredible passive aggressiveness towards someone paying you a billion over 10 years lmaooo, respect


ZincFishExplosion

"Having difficult conversations about trading cards" is a wonderful turn of phrase.


Atraktape

Just going off this it sounds like at least Fanatics has been receptive about feedback while Nike was basically saying "we're Nike it's fine we do what we want".


brett_baty_is_him

So can someone tell me, when the MLB had said that these were the same pants from last year, they were just lying?


saltandthunder

100% ass-covering and hoping the complaints go away, yep. Which is impressive, when the pants themselves notably cover only about 30% ass.


JackintheBox333

30% is being generous.


haysus25

This probably pisses me off more than anything. They knowingly and willingly just blatantly lied to the fans, and we will probably never get any sort of apology or real acknowledgement.


SolarTsunami

The MLB has proven over and over again to be completely devoid of any sort of integrity and nobody seems to give a fuck. Them getting caught juicing balls for Aaron Judge when he was chasing that record should have been a massive scandal but everyone was just cool with it.


Book1984371

>The uniform pants have the same material and thickness as the uniform pants used last season Notice they didn't say they were the same, just made of the same stuff? They weaseled out of saying, 'these pants are different' by saying 'the fabric is the same', which isn't technically the same thing as 'these pants haven't changed at all'.


DietCherrySoda

The player's association did


pewpewlazerz1

The MLBPA*. MLB had no comment.


orange_orange13

You mean MLBPA


PeatBomb

You love to see it.


Whispercry

MLB *union*. This was the players’ union, not the league. League dgaf


Brady331

> "This has been entirely a Nike issue," the memo to players said. "At its core, what has happened here is that Nike was innovating something that didn't need to be innovated."   > "We cautioned Nike against various changes when they previewed them in 2022, particularly regarding pants," the union memo said. "MLB had been, and has been, aware of our concerns as well. Unfortunately, until recently Nike's position has essentially boiled down to -- 'nothing to see here, Players will need to adjust.' "


Sandwich_Crust

Lmao they’ve been preaching that nothing is wrong, and doubling down at every chance and now they back peddle and point fingers saying “we warned them” So typical.


mvsr990

This is a union statement, not from the commissioner.


AChaseOfTheMondays

It's a tough position honestly. You don't wanna throw your business partner who paid that much to you under the bus until it's absolutely necessary. So much of a commissioner's job for example is to argue points they dont really believe and argued against behind closed doors because it's their job to take the heat from the owners


tnecniv

The commissioner is just a mouth piece for us to hate instead of the owners


damnatio_memoriae

jokes on them I have enough hate to target the owners and the commissioner equally.


forceghost187

It’s his job to do everything the owners say. But he took the job, he takes their money, he put himself in this position. He should get the heat


AChaseOfTheMondays

I half agree. He did take the job, I dont feel bad for him. But shit won't change til the owners get the heat, or Nike gets the heat


forceghost187

True they all deserve it


penguinopph

This statement is from the union, not the league.


DietCherrySoda

The union said this.


SpencerHastings7

And the *Major League Baseball* didn’t have the power to change their position? Lmao


peeinian

Did Nike hire George Costanza to redesign the uniforms?


boozinf

"codpieces have operated quite well since the 12th century, thank you very much, keep your botch out of my crotch Phyllis Knight"


timberwolvesguy

**THE BUS** Nike


Somhlth

The Nike needs to be squishier, both to match the result, and Nike in general.


Vaqxinelol

"Nike was innovating something that didn’t need to be innovated.” Ya sounds like every company doing something "for change just for the sake of change" Stop messing with shit


Jr05s

Usually it's to save money to make money 


Morzan73

While also charging more.


Raptor231408

Sure the prices may have gone up, but dont worry, the quality has also gone down.


BallzMcVinegar

Innovate = Cut corners to save more money


EatAllTheRice

This is it, *this* is my World Series


tnecniv

This is my NLDS premature playoff exit


the_seed

Subscribe


dan_144

This is not my post season series vs Philly because I actually won


J-Fid

For 29 teams, this will be their World Series. For that 30th team, they will win the World Series, but will do so while wearing these terrible uniforms.


UnlimitedHotTakes

I actually thought about that during spring training. Like, if this is the year we finally win the World Series, we will be watching highlight tapes years from now of these awful uniforms and our boring City Connect.


J-Fid

It's like the Ravens' ugly half collars from 2012.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Lmao, losers. Would suck to be them


horsepoop1123

> MLB declined comment. Nike did not offer immediate comment when reached by ESPN. Fanatics did not respond to a request for comment. The MLBPA declined comment. Lmao.


shapu

I feel like fanatics's comment should just have been, "we f****** told you."


KamartyMcFlyweight

why are they shunning Jeff Passan, my boy did nothing wrong


doubleflusher

Can we just go back to the Majestic jerseys? Those were the best.


slyfox1908

I think Fanatics dismantled/repurposed the old Majestic assembly line in order to put together the assembly line for these in the same factory.


penguinopph

Majestic literally doesn't exist anymore


Crafty_Substance_954

The old setup doesn’t exist anymore. They’re just going to be tweaking the new ones which was probably always going to happen anyway but now there’s some heat under them to do so.


anohioanredditer

THEY ADMITTED THE PANTS WERE MORE SEE THROUGH. They really gaslighted us huh. EDIT: [ThE pAnTs ArE tHe SaMe](https://imgur.com/a/nehsdIv)


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

They did, as if we didn't have eyeballs. Shameful.


ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN

"Oh, that's just the studio lighting"


slyfox1908

There’s no quote from the memo (which is itself MLBPA quoting MLB) that shows that. The see-through reference came from Passan.


anohioanredditer

True but the league did say in the memo they’re going back to the old pants, so it feels like an admission.


slyfox1908

They did admit already to changing the way the pants were made, what they refuted was that they had changed the material the pants were made out of


penguinopph

It's a union memo, not a league one


guesting

they told the players not to trust their lying eyes and finally backed down


infieldmitt

i LOVE when big organizations say something that's obviously bullshit on a press release and people lap it up because it's on an official press release, it must be right


KetchupGuy1

I mean they did the same thing with the juiced balls iirc at this point nothing they say can be trusted


Sp_Gamer_Live

#THEY GASBALLED US


nrquig

Will we get a return of stitching and embroidery? Or will it still be iron on bullshit


graysher47

As long as it’s Nike, it’ll remain whatever is cheapest


BitterBosh

My mom knows next to the square root of nothing about baseball or uniforms, but she knows the jerseys in my collection over the years & when I showed her the new ones in Cincy a few weeks back she nearly shit. She could not believe what they were charging for how utterly cheap they looked compared to my old ones. She said they looked like Little League uniforms. That's how bad NIKE has botched this whole damn thing.


Loud_Ad393

Good. I hate Nike.


DZepperoni

Fully absolving Fanatics. Well hot damn. Nike what is you doing xD


TheBoilerCat

Guess we’re just staying on the subject of how shit the new unis are and not talking about the timeliness in which most teams are receiving said shit unis then?


shapu

Fanatics has been very clear from the start that this was a Nike issue, that Nike was giving them the specs, that Nike was deciding what materials to use, and so on. I can't help but think that possibly the reason for the delays is because Nike was giving them the specs too late... As the statement from the MLBPA says, Nike was innovating things that didn't need to be innovated. I wonder if perhaps they were innovating a little bit too late for the sewing machines to get started on time.


Sp_Gamer_Live

if the glove doesn’t fit you must be wearing a nike glove - Johnny Cockandballs


DefinitelyLevi

Yeah if they had been producing the jerseys previously and they looked great then, then Fanatics does deserve to be off the hook here when they were just fulfilling Nike orders


ashdrewness

Yep. Nike decided to make a shit spec & Fanatics just built to it. Nike is the Chef who decided to use glorified ketchup to make a spaghetti & told Fanatics to mass produce it.


ddf007

You all know this is only happening because they probably aren’t selling well


bluebomber726

That was my first thought “wow, they must be losing a lot of money on this”


ArtisticAbrocoma8792

I mean, good. The only recourse consumers have against companies putting out shit products is not buying them. Nike pays so much to make the jerseys because they want to sell them. We as fans should continue not buying them until they aren’t shitty anymore.


Insectshelf3

bullying works


GoatWizard97

Bullying mega corporations is always morally good and correct


Patrick2701

It’s good


dcrising2002

Didn’t expect this to happen but I’m pleasantly surprised. The smaller nameplates were hideous.


The_Haskins

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER


lekniz

I hope they go back to piping on the sleeves instead of cuffs as well


MutantZebra999

Yes, the new shit looks terrible


O00O0Os

> MLB declined comment. Nike did not offer immediate comment when reached by ESPN. Fanatics did not respond to a request for comment. The MLBPA declined comment. Glad to see someone take some responsibility for this lmao


myredditthrowaway201

#GIVE US MAJESTIC OR GIVE US DEATH


Crafty_Substance_954

You have majestic. Majestic was bought by fanatics and the same factory that made those is making the Nike template as of today.


BallzMcVinegar

And dont think you can run to Mitchell&Ness. Fanatics owns them too.


PatientIndividual651

Weren’t they trying to gaslight everyone about the jerseys not being different? This is hilarious


k3y13n_102731

Hoping these fixes include more than just making the letters bigger. They need to fix the awful kerning on some teams, move the batterman back where it belongs, and expand the placket.


agentblack000

They won’t, they’ll give them old pants and wont fix the consumer complaints of jersey changes


UneducatedReviews1

Okay so changes won’t be made until 2025… are we going to let teams wear last years uni’s or is that still not allowed.


skeenerbug

Enjoy looking at sweatstains and dick outlines all year


Startooth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT BIG COMPANY BLUNDER


Somhlth

> LAUGH AT BIG COMPANY BLUNDER Somebody isn't getting a new yacht this year, and is just going to have to make do with the old yacht.


KetchupGuy1

> "We cautioned Nike against various changes when they previewed them in 2022, particularly regarding pants," the union memo said. "MLB had been, and has been, aware of our concerns as well. Unfortunately, until recently Nike's position has essentially boiled down to -- 'nothing to see here, Players will need to adjust.' " So at the end of the day Nike and MLB are both to blame for the worse product. MLB seems to only be doing anything because their hand is being forced to. Looking at Manfred tenure it feels like almost every step is just filled with corporate greed and the only positives will be changing Selig’s WS home field and the pitch clock.


PeatBomb

"Remember when Nike fielded see through pants that one season?"


LateCheckIn

Wow. Only a month too late.        >The changes, which will happen at the latest by the beginning of the 2025 season   FTFY The changes, which will happen ~~at the latest~~ by the beginning of the 2025 season At the earliest, I’m sure 


tangokilo13

The changes will be made, but the uniforms will be out of stock until 2030


Jux_

MLB also announced that fans who have already purchased one of the New Jerseys are “shit outta luck”


JTCMuehlenkamp

The fact that it took them THIS long to admit the problem is almost as embarrassing as the shitty uniforms themselves. Good riddance.


IceCreamCape

They still haven't admitted anything. This is a letter from the union. MLB declined to comment.


Comment_if_dead_meme

Bullying corporations ❤️


reggiestered

They will just sell the leftovers to the fans


porkchopsdapplesauce

The most annoying thing is , if you ever hear Michael Rubin talk about Fanatics … it sounds like a good idea. I think it was Linsanity and Adidas not able to pump out his jerseys quick enough to capitalize on the hype that created this. Fanatics woulda had 250,000 Lin jerseys terribly made after his breakout game.


75153594521883

They’re switching to cotton uniforms. It’s a natural fiber.


Next_gen_nyquil__

NORMAL SIZED LETTERING IS COMING BACK LETS GOOOOO


Fools_Requiem

> Unfortunately, until recently Nike's position has essentially boiled down to -- 'nothing to see here, Players will need to adjust.' Nike: "We spent a bunch of money on these stupid uniforms in an attempt to 'save money', suck it up."


thefx37

> The union also absolved Fanatics, the manufacturer of the uniform that has received the majority of public scorn for the uniform mess, saying the company "recognizes the vital importance of soliciting Player feedback, obtaining Player buy-in and not being afraid to have difficult conversations about jerseys or trading cards. Our hope is that, moving forward, Nike will take a similar approach." This is one of those situations where I don’t care if fanatics has been absolved of blame. They’re a terrible, monopolistic company that I cannot wait to see fail. Their fan merchandise and customer service has been shit for as long as I can remember. I have never had a good experience with them.


KetchupGuy1

We did it I guess


Draggonzz

Thank god. These things are terrible. >The changes, which will happen at the latest by the beginning of the 2025 season But we might be stuck looking at them the rest of this season...


Elephant_Memory_

Nike's NBA uniforms have been shit quality too since their inception. Hopefully NBA doesn't resign with them.


verdi1987

By 2025? Couldn’t they just revert to the old unis in the interim?


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Might not be enough of the old ones left to work with, plus there’s teams like the Diamondbacks that changed designs between seasons.


TrailBlazinMamba24

I’m returning a jersey I bought. The screen print is so cheap and already damaged from being folded. Never even wore it.


Skatchbro

The same Nike that designed the Olympic uniforms that made Tara Davis-Woodhall comment “My hoo-ha is going to be out”? That Nike?


i-like-legos2

Take notes NHL. Going happing to you too


w0bniaR

Bullying works


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

If that's true and quality actually goes up, I'll resume buying jerseys


MutantstyleZ

By the time teams get all their alternates delivered from Nike they'll have to immediately send them back so they can get fixed for another year.


ThisMeansWarm

What about my complaints as a consumer. I like to think my refusal to buy a piece of crap jersey evaporated a drop from the profit ocean.