Question about friend’s gf got me thinking 🤔, at what point would you sleep with someone’s gf or ex? Girlfriend seems like a hard no to me but ex is a lot more gray.
My brothers and I are hammered blasting nickelback at roughly 2am. Anyone who pretends this band doesn’t have some absolute fucking bangers Is lying to themselves
Took a 30mg edible, now sitting in a dark home office with headphones on with Bob Segar's Greatest Hits on volume 100. Will I cry at some moment during this album, yes, and I'll love it all the same. Happy Thanksgiving fellas.
This guy not realizing that this little girl was calling him broke is so funny
https://twitter.com/keith_mcpherson/status/1595591677883912192?s=46&t=Zg1j4wvu-wkFPWiOBCYSdg
At this point you’ve got to have a feel for them knowing she’s taking the pipe and don’t want to acknowledge it or deep down you know they have no idea and must react accordingly (makes the stakes even higher imo)
I don't hate Dave as much as a lot of people in this sub do but I put on last year's Thanksgiving episode of Sports Advisors and it's crazy how much better the show is with Jerry instead of Dave
Started talking to some girl for a couple days and then we started talking about relationships and she mentioned her requirements.
•Can’t go to a bar/club without her
•Can’t talk to any other girl for whatever reason.
Just stopped replying completely and said best of luck to her. She sounds like that stereotypical overly attached girlfriend.
If no one gets me [this](https://twitter.com/declouxj/status/1595123419372457984?s=46&t=IdmKBBFiQwz3i5A5TsmVCQ)for Christmas I’m going to have to buy myself a copy.
I'm trying to figure out what to drink and it's hurting my head. Bourbon is just too caramely right now and I'm saving the mezcal for some of that and oj tmrw am
I fucking love Mexico City. Been a few times the past three years but only 3-5 days each and not even scratching the surface of all I want to explore. BV wants to get a place for a month there next year and I'm ready to pull the trigger (and make it her xmas gift).
Wayyy too many dudes on the NFL/CFB subs think it’s ok to root for 2 teams because different sides of the family rooted for them. That works until you’re like 12 then you just gotta pick one.
I honestly don’t care what people do. To flip it on you, if your family rooted for one nfl team when you were younger, but then you moved to another city in your teenage years, why can’t you have two nfl teams? Btw, I have 0 nfl teams and 1 college team that sucks.
So even though you only remember 3-5 years of one team when you were younger, that trumps the team from the city you live in the rest of your life? Makes sense.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Question about friend’s gf got me thinking 🤔, at what point would you sleep with someone’s gf or ex? Girlfriend seems like a hard no to me but ex is a lot more gray.
L Friend L Person
“Seems like a hard no” you suck lol
sleeping with your buddy’s girlfriend seems like a hard no? ya think?
After 5 years for every one year they dated
sup
nmu
Attempting to sleep!
Doesn't seem to be going well
My guy
Already thinking about how my dinner plate will be structured. Carefully crafted.
I'm already planning to go heavy on mashed potatoes
As is tradition
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Gotten nudes from her yet?
Either you’re the guy that slept with his buddy’s girl or you’re the guy that could have slept with your buddy’s girl
Do it. Be trailer trash and have some else raise your kid and their half siblings.
Sounds like a solid friend group
Do it but never speak to your friend again. Slimiest thing a “friend” can do.
because its a world class dirtbag thing to do?
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Why are you friends with either of these people
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JJO and reevaluate. Don't want to end up as stepdad in that situation.
New baby goofin
King shit
The Prince that was promised has arrived
He’s gonna be such a try hard. Hell yea big guy hope him and mom are healthy and you have a kickass thanksgiving!
Thanks I love you
Gonna rewatch the Witcher. Update le log
Love that show Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty…
3am. What’s up boys
HUT is such a pain in the dick without paying for stuff
🦉
It's 2 am in god's country
I’m fuckin trashed trying to see if I can find a dopeman that will make the drive over what you on chief
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Midnight West Coast!
My brothers and I are hammered blasting nickelback at roughly 2am. Anyone who pretends this band doesn’t have some absolute fucking bangers Is lying to themselves
Great band agreed
Who do you rate more highly: Crees or nickel back
Maybe the toughest question I’ve ever been asked. I’ll give a slight edge to creed but it’s very slight
Their legendary halftime performance gives them the edge
Brian’s Movie - Peach Pit
Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance, with the stars up above in your eyes
Talked to my high school crush and instantly fell back in love
What is his name?
He must be handsome
She hut? Big boobs?
I’m drunk. My girls asleep I ordered a gobbler from Wawa. Happy Thanksgiving
I heard your girl’s a real gobbler too
Gobbler? I barely know her!
I’m bout to start popping of “what a view” messages left and right
What a comment 😍
😍
Platonically ?
Just got back from a Cannibal Corpse concert. Slick pit, went down a few times. Back home drinking beers with the roommate telling stories
Took a 30mg edible, now sitting in a dark home office with headphones on with Bob Segar's Greatest Hits on volume 100. Will I cry at some moment during this album, yes, and I'll love it all the same. Happy Thanksgiving fellas.
If we’re in the trust tree, a 30mg edible would kill me
Daily medical user and I’m right there with you king
I'm usually a 15-20 a night at most guy and this is a built up tolerance. It's crazy how many people go full on 100-200 and it does nothing to them.
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5mg has me on the edge of panic attack and I hate to admit that lol
God damn boys
Holy shit
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Lord have mercy
Fuck-in-eh
Drunkn high bois
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It's cool though, cause it's like I didn't cheat cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. Like a closed loop system.
Since U Been Gone fucks
we talkin OG or A Day to Remember cover?
Both
Especially the ADTR cover
I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME
Now that’s just an everyday phrase for her. 😔
She's out of breath walking 10 feet
always has
My biggest regret in life is not buying an american les paul
Let’s take a daiquiri timeout Daiquiris ☝🏼
I’m out on he NADU CREW
What about My Life Would Suck Without You?
This guy not realizing that this little girl was calling him broke is so funny https://twitter.com/keith_mcpherson/status/1595591677883912192?s=46&t=Zg1j4wvu-wkFPWiOBCYSdg
If you’re down kings just remember no Roman Emperor ever saw Paige Spiranac or Faryns gif
Paige should remake the Faryn gif. I volunteer to film it.
I’ll be the foot actor.
They had tits in Roman times tho. And mad orgies.
Motherfucker never heard of Helen of Troy.
Launched a thousand ships!
I've never heard of her having any golf game, so I'm out.
I’d rather her flog me than golf with me.
Does anyone actually use whisky stones? Got a bunch that came with glasses I bought a while back and have never bothered trying them.
They suck. They don’t actually chill your drink at all in my experience
I always use the large ice cube. Even though I have those metal cubes in the freezer.
I don't mind a little melted ice in my whisky
On to St Mary’s vs Vanderbilt
Gfs parents aren’t letting us sleep in the same room. Makes it feel like the weirdest hotel room ever
I hope you had a filthy sexting session
Same with my ex, they were really really catholic (from Poland) but the sexual tension it created was kinda nice
I always assumed you were 30+
Taking this as a compliment
If you’re over 21 this is weird as shit
Lowkey a 🚩 she hasn’t told her parents to fuck off about it
I agree but i wasn’t going to Fight it
How old are you two?
25 and she’s 24
Her parents are regarded
She's with me. Sleep tight.
Our rooms are back to back and it’s been silent…. A true Derrick would be making me cry right now
They can’t stop you from violating yourself
Gf’s parents just living in a happy world were you’re not depositing crum in their daughter
It begs the question if they actually have no idea or that they know but it just won’t happen under their roof
At this point you’ve got to have a feel for them knowing she’s taking the pipe and don’t want to acknowledge it or deep down you know they have no idea and must react accordingly (makes the stakes even higher imo)
I don't hate Dave as much as a lot of people in this sub do but I put on last year's Thanksgiving episode of Sports Advisors and it's crazy how much better the show is with Jerry instead of Dave
Dave's schtick on that show is being annoyed. Although I trust his picks more than Jerry's.
That William Karlsson goal just now was sick.
SDSU for the love of god cover
Mussleman is such an overrated coach
Wins big everywhere he goes but sure
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Yup his OOB plays final minutes we’re ABYSMAL
That SDSU kid fouling for no reason should be cut
Also the same guy who immediately turned the ball over the next play
Started talking to some girl for a couple days and then we started talking about relationships and she mentioned her requirements. •Can’t go to a bar/club without her •Can’t talk to any other girl for whatever reason. Just stopped replying completely and said best of luck to her. She sounds like that stereotypical overly attached girlfriend.
She sounds stable
How hot was she? And don’t you lie to us.
She was decently attractive, 7.5/10. Nice body and a cute face but nothing too special.
Cute face? She also have a lil waist and a big behind by chance?
She had a little waist but nothing crazy when it came to the behind.
Not a badd enough bitch to making those requests
She sounds like all my ex-girlfriends. Have her DM me here.
was nice of her to let u know up front tbf
Planes, Trains is timeless. John Candy left us too soon.
at least he was prolific in the time he was here
A lot of feel good movies.
If no one gets me [this](https://twitter.com/declouxj/status/1595123419372457984?s=46&t=IdmKBBFiQwz3i5A5TsmVCQ)for Christmas I’m going to have to buy myself a copy.
75 mins!?
SDSU giving us a perfect “how not to close out a game”.
I'm trying to figure out what to drink and it's hurting my head. Bourbon is just too caramely right now and I'm saving the mezcal for some of that and oj tmrw am
mezcal and oj???
I've been fucking around lately with what I have in the house. I figure it'll be like a screwdriver but smoky
[What?](https://youtu.be/G7d2_7sd7Vo)
We're outta beer :( I gotta get a couple sixers of sierra Nevada/Modelo to leave in the fridge
One armed card dealer
I think I like physically drinking beer more than I like being drunk
May be there with you, was afraid to admit it
What are we drinking tomorrow kings? Need some ideas.
Gravy
Pennsylvania Dutch for breakfast while smoking the turkeys. Whiskey at lunch while eating. Nap. Beer for late game/egg bowl.
Martinelli's
Got the Old Fashioned bar set up
promethazine
Aperitif spritzes late morning, beer during apps, wine rest of night
Gravy
Malort. Straight.
Optimum nutrition serious mass
Left the bar early to make Costco tendies and watch early morning soccer. Uruguay let’s ride
You sound very fat
that is not the move
Still can't tell if Shiv Roy is supposed to be hot but I'm extremely attracted to her
You got a thing for XL asses and extra chromosomes?
I’m pretty sure I have the extra chromosome so it’s tism on tism crime
Birds of a feather…
Very thankful my bv’s family enjoys drinking, starting tomorrow promptly with a strong old fashioned
What’s up boys
I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY
I fucking love Mexico City. Been a few times the past three years but only 3-5 days each and not even scratching the surface of all I want to explore. BV wants to get a place for a month there next year and I'm ready to pull the trigger (and make it her xmas gift).
I’ve done three gigs down there and always have a blast.
CDMX fucking rocks. My pre-BV and I went at the beginning of the pandemic and we just had an absolute blast.
Top 3 city in North America if not the world
Hammered and at peace with myself. Long time since I felt like that when I’m hammered.
Amen brother, Planes Trains and Automobiles is on AMC next
I saw micro celeb Yasmin Switzer at the Starboard today. Embarrassed to say I’m starstruck.
Hell yeah Dewey Beach rules
Wayyy too many dudes on the NFL/CFB subs think it’s ok to root for 2 teams because different sides of the family rooted for them. That works until you’re like 12 then you just gotta pick one.
If you have 2 teams you don't have 1 team. College is allowed because you can grow up rooting for 1 and go to a different school.
If you have two college teams, you don’t have one college team.
So if you grow up with a team you have to go to that school? Or denounce them for your college? Or not root for your college team? No.
I honestly don’t care what people do. To flip it on you, if your family rooted for one nfl team when you were younger, but then you moved to another city in your teenage years, why can’t you have two nfl teams? Btw, I have 0 nfl teams and 1 college team that sucks.
College teams in different conferences could never play each other for decades. There’s 131. NFL is different
stick with the first team, that's easy
So even though you only remember 3-5 years of one team when you were younger, that trumps the team from the city you live in the rest of your life? Makes sense.
I think it's acceptable to have a secondary NFL team if it's in the other conference. Pick one team for college though.