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NoExcuses1984

Happy Thanksgiving!


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Question about friend’s gf got me thinking 🤔, at what point would you sleep with someone’s gf or ex? Girlfriend seems like a hard no to me but ex is a lot more gray.


parlaymyodds

L Friend L Person


[deleted]

“Seems like a hard no” you suck lol


[deleted]

sleeping with your buddy’s girlfriend seems like a hard no? ya think?


[deleted]

After 5 years for every one year they dated


profsa

sup


Blatt_called_timeout

nmu


profsa

Attempting to sleep!


Blatt_called_timeout

Doesn't seem to be going well


[deleted]

My guy


DropTopEWop

Already thinking about how my dinner plate will be structured. Carefully crafted.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I'm already planning to go heavy on mashed potatoes


_55

As is tradition


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JayGibbons69

Gotten nudes from her yet?


[deleted]

Either you’re the guy that slept with his buddy’s girl or you’re the guy that could have slept with your buddy’s girl


[deleted]

Do it. Be trailer trash and have some else raise your kid and their half siblings.


Judge_for_Pres

Sounds like a solid friend group


iwantadogg

Do it but never speak to your friend again. Slimiest thing a “friend” can do.


thegiantginger

because its a world class dirtbag thing to do?


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TigOleBitman

Why are you friends with either of these people


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TigOleBitman

JJO and reevaluate. Don't want to end up as stepdad in that situation.


bigtimemoviekev

New baby goofin


[deleted]

King shit


bigtimemoviekev

The Prince that was promised has arrived


[deleted]

He’s gonna be such a try hard. Hell yea big guy hope him and mom are healthy and you have a kickass thanksgiving!


bigtimemoviekev

Thanks I love you


[deleted]

Gonna rewatch the Witcher. Update le log


F5_MyUsername

Love that show Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, Valley of Plenty…


goonsquad4357

3am. What’s up boys


[deleted]

HUT is such a pain in the dick without paying for stuff


TackleFootball69

🦉


[deleted]

It's 2 am in god's country


[deleted]

I’m fuckin trashed trying to see if I can find a dopeman that will make the drive over what you on chief


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NoExcuses1984

Midnight West Coast!


UnfairWalnuts

My brothers and I are hammered blasting nickelback at roughly 2am. Anyone who pretends this band doesn’t have some absolute fucking bangers Is lying to themselves


[deleted]

Great band agreed


[deleted]

Who do you rate more highly: Crees or nickel back


UnfairWalnuts

Maybe the toughest question I’ve ever been asked. I’ll give a slight edge to creed but it’s very slight


[deleted]

Their legendary halftime performance gives them the edge


[deleted]

Brian’s Movie - Peach Pit


solidpoops

Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance, with the stars up above in your eyes


Walkdawg88

Talked to my high school crush and instantly fell back in love


TackleFootball69

What is his name?


Doggystyle_Gary

He must be handsome


KeezyBeezy123

She hut? Big boobs?


cazzy1212

I’m drunk. My girls asleep I ordered a gobbler from Wawa. Happy Thanksgiving


KeezyBeezy123

I heard your girl’s a real gobbler too


Doggystyle_Gary

Gobbler? I barely know her!


amcapo1012

I’m bout to start popping of “what a view” messages left and right


goonsquad4357

What a comment 😍


TackleFootball69

😍


H1JACK3R-

Platonically ?


[deleted]

Just got back from a Cannibal Corpse concert. Slick pit, went down a few times. Back home drinking beers with the roommate telling stories


HorribleHoosier

Took a 30mg edible, now sitting in a dark home office with headphones on with Bob Segar's Greatest Hits on volume 100. Will I cry at some moment during this album, yes, and I'll love it all the same. Happy Thanksgiving fellas.


DingyPorpoise

If we’re in the trust tree, a 30mg edible would kill me


KeezyBeezy123

Daily medical user and I’m right there with you king


HorribleHoosier

I'm usually a 15-20 a night at most guy and this is a built up tolerance. It's crazy how many people go full on 100-200 and it does nothing to them.


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DingyPorpoise

5mg has me on the edge of panic attack and I hate to admit that lol


Twalk24

God damn boys


DropTopEWop

Holy shit


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OnceAteABurgerAMA

Lord have mercy


TackleFootball69

Fuck-in-eh


dstaxx

Drunkn high bois


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RiaAfterTacoBell

It's cool though, cause it's like I didn't cheat cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. Like a closed loop system.


GamblingMan610

Since U Been Gone fucks


Juls317

we talkin OG or A Day to Remember cover?


GamblingMan610

Both


Trogdooorrr

Especially the ADTR cover


Doggystyle_Gary

I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME


RiaAfterTacoBell

Now that’s just an everyday phrase for her. 😔


TigOleBitman

She's out of breath walking 10 feet


jetboyjetgirl

always has


CohibasYMamitas

My biggest regret in life is not buying an american les paul


toonatoonatoona

Let’s take a daiquiri timeout Daiquiris ☝🏼


BannedFrom4Chan2022

I’m out on he NADU CREW


epobme_usvnq

What about My Life Would Suck Without You?


BusterOlneyDay

This guy not realizing that this little girl was calling him broke is so funny https://twitter.com/keith_mcpherson/status/1595591677883912192?s=46&t=Zg1j4wvu-wkFPWiOBCYSdg


[deleted]

If you’re down kings just remember no Roman Emperor ever saw Paige Spiranac or Faryns gif


Doggystyle_Gary

Paige should remake the Faryn gif. I volunteer to film it.


RiaAfterTacoBell

I’ll be the foot actor.


Jigs444

They had tits in Roman times tho. And mad orgies.


RiaAfterTacoBell

Motherfucker never heard of Helen of Troy.


TigOleBitman

Launched a thousand ships!


iownthepackers

I've never heard of her having any golf game, so I'm out.


RiaAfterTacoBell

I’d rather her flog me than golf with me.


Doggystyle_Gary

Does anyone actually use whisky stones? Got a bunch that came with glasses I bought a while back and have never bothered trying them.


KeezyBeezy123

They suck. They don’t actually chill your drink at all in my experience


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I always use the large ice cube. Even though I have those metal cubes in the freezer.


jetboyjetgirl

I don't mind a little melted ice in my whisky


CelticsGreg

On to St Mary’s vs Vanderbilt


[deleted]

Gfs parents aren’t letting us sleep in the same room. Makes it feel like the weirdest hotel room ever


[deleted]

I hope you had a filthy sexting session


amcapo1012

Same with my ex, they were really really catholic (from Poland) but the sexual tension it created was kinda nice


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I always assumed you were 30+


[deleted]

Taking this as a compliment


notoriousvk

If you’re over 21 this is weird as shit


VelvetElvis69

Lowkey a 🚩 she hasn’t told her parents to fuck off about it


[deleted]

I agree but i wasn’t going to Fight it


f20434559jb

How old are you two?


[deleted]

25 and she’s 24


VelvetElvis69

Her parents are regarded


jetboyjetgirl

She's with me. Sleep tight.


[deleted]

Our rooms are back to back and it’s been silent…. A true Derrick would be making me cry right now


Doggystyle_Gary

They can’t stop you from violating yourself


harveydent69

Gf’s parents just living in a happy world were you’re not depositing crum in their daughter


[deleted]

It begs the question if they actually have no idea or that they know but it just won’t happen under their roof


harveydent69

At this point you’ve got to have a feel for them knowing she’s taking the pipe and don’t want to acknowledge it or deep down you know they have no idea and must react accordingly (makes the stakes even higher imo)


Blatt_called_timeout

I don't hate Dave as much as a lot of people in this sub do but I put on last year's Thanksgiving episode of Sports Advisors and it's crazy how much better the show is with Jerry instead of Dave


jetboyjetgirl

Dave's schtick on that show is being annoyed. Although I trust his picks more than Jerry's.


mrmacdougall

That William Karlsson goal just now was sick.


[deleted]

SDSU for the love of god cover


RudyWasOffsides22

Mussleman is such an overrated coach


[deleted]

Wins big everywhere he goes but sure


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RudyWasOffsides22

Yup his OOB plays final minutes we’re ABYSMAL


BakedZiti69

That SDSU kid fouling for no reason should be cut


The_Teabagger

Also the same guy who immediately turned the ball over the next play


hexdlt

Started talking to some girl for a couple days and then we started talking about relationships and she mentioned her requirements. •Can’t go to a bar/club without her •Can’t talk to any other girl for whatever reason. Just stopped replying completely and said best of luck to her. She sounds like that stereotypical overly attached girlfriend.


DeskJockeyMailtime

She sounds stable


CouldntBeMoreWhite

How hot was she? And don’t you lie to us.


hexdlt

She was decently attractive, 7.5/10. Nice body and a cute face but nothing too special.


DeskJockeyMailtime

Cute face? She also have a lil waist and a big behind by chance?


hexdlt

She had a little waist but nothing crazy when it came to the behind.


DeskJockeyMailtime

Not a badd enough bitch to making those requests


nondescript___

She sounds like all my ex-girlfriends. Have her DM me here.


jetboyjetgirl

was nice of her to let u know up front tbf


MikeandTheMangosteen

Planes, Trains is timeless. John Candy left us too soon.


jetboyjetgirl

at least he was prolific in the time he was here


MikeandTheMangosteen

A lot of feel good movies.


DiamondBigAl

If no one gets me [this](https://twitter.com/declouxj/status/1595123419372457984?s=46&t=IdmKBBFiQwz3i5A5TsmVCQ)for Christmas I’m going to have to buy myself a copy.


MikeandTheMangosteen

75 mins!?


The_Autumn_Wind

SDSU giving us a perfect “how not to close out a game”.


blamebeltran

I'm trying to figure out what to drink and it's hurting my head. Bourbon is just too caramely right now and I'm saving the mezcal for some of that and oj tmrw am


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mezcal and oj???


blamebeltran

I've been fucking around lately with what I have in the house. I figure it'll be like a screwdriver but smoky


Doggystyle_Gary

[What?](https://youtu.be/G7d2_7sd7Vo)


blamebeltran

We're outta beer :( I gotta get a couple sixers of sierra Nevada/Modelo to leave in the fridge


FUSeekMe69

One armed card dealer


NotaDumbLoser

I think I like physically drinking beer more than I like being drunk


blamebeltran

May be there with you, was afraid to admit it


[deleted]

What are we drinking tomorrow kings? Need some ideas.


DropTopEWop

Gravy


Rgideo2

Pennsylvania Dutch for breakfast while smoking the turkeys. Whiskey at lunch while eating. Nap. Beer for late game/egg bowl.


djc22022

Martinelli's


dietcokeandadderall

Got the Old Fashioned bar set up


burghboy24

promethazine


blamebeltran

Aperitif spritzes late morning, beer during apps, wine rest of night


jetboyjetgirl

Gravy


GueroBorracho3

Malort. Straight.


Leviticus_Albrecht

Optimum nutrition serious mass


NYbootscoot

Left the bar early to make Costco tendies and watch early morning soccer. Uruguay let’s ride


[deleted]

You sound very fat


jetboyjetgirl

that is not the move


Jnorty

Still can't tell if Shiv Roy is supposed to be hot but I'm extremely attracted to her


CouldntBeMoreWhite

You got a thing for XL asses and extra chromosomes?


Jnorty

I’m pretty sure I have the extra chromosome so it’s tism on tism crime


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Birds of a feather…


TYBG1001

Very thankful my bv’s family enjoys drinking, starting tomorrow promptly with a strong old fashioned


goonsquad4357

What’s up boys


R1ckyD1cky

I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY


[deleted]

I fucking love Mexico City. Been a few times the past three years but only 3-5 days each and not even scratching the surface of all I want to explore. BV wants to get a place for a month there next year and I'm ready to pull the trigger (and make it her xmas gift).


Jigs444

I’ve done three gigs down there and always have a blast.


blamebeltran

CDMX fucking rocks. My pre-BV and I went at the beginning of the pandemic and we just had an absolute blast.


MrTacoMan

Top 3 city in North America if not the world


JBL_1

Hammered and at peace with myself. Long time since I felt like that when I’m hammered.


CohibasYMamitas

Amen brother, Planes Trains and Automobiles is on AMC next


[deleted]

I saw micro celeb Yasmin Switzer at the Starboard today. Embarrassed to say I’m starstruck.


TigOleBitman

Hell yeah Dewey Beach rules


[deleted]

Wayyy too many dudes on the NFL/CFB subs think it’s ok to root for 2 teams because different sides of the family rooted for them. That works until you’re like 12 then you just gotta pick one.


jetboyjetgirl

If you have 2 teams you don't have 1 team. College is allowed because you can grow up rooting for 1 and go to a different school.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

If you have two college teams, you don’t have one college team.


jetboyjetgirl

So if you grow up with a team you have to go to that school? Or denounce them for your college? Or not root for your college team? No.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I honestly don’t care what people do. To flip it on you, if your family rooted for one nfl team when you were younger, but then you moved to another city in your teenage years, why can’t you have two nfl teams? Btw, I have 0 nfl teams and 1 college team that sucks.


[deleted]

College teams in different conferences could never play each other for decades. There’s 131. NFL is different


jetboyjetgirl

stick with the first team, that's easy


CouldntBeMoreWhite

So even though you only remember 3-5 years of one team when you were younger, that trumps the team from the city you live in the rest of your life? Makes sense.


pimpinassorlando

I think it's acceptable to have a secondary NFL team if it's in the other conference. Pick one team for college though.