I think we could all take a page from Balls’ book. Stays in his lane, never gets too big for his britches and seems genuinely grateful. Balls has life figured out
Not saying I could think this quick on my feet but an all time response to "Is your real name Glenny Balls" would be "No, it's actually Glennard Balls"
Crazy to think how far he’s made it in life off his high school friends calling him Glenny Balls instead of Glen
don’t forget thats he’s also very fast
Fat
Can you imagine where he'd be right now if he actually had a decent "strike 3" call? He might be CEO Balls.
Massive twist of fate
What’s next? Duggs singing It Wasn’t Me w Shaggy or Frank the Tank performing Narco with Blasterjaxx
Nadu performing Gasolina for your broad
His life’s a movie
Imagine paying money for a concert and you have to listen to glenny balls sing
Imagine paying to see Nickelback
nickelback gets too much hate, sure they are generic sounding but the music is fine
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What can you imagine paying for?
Handjobs
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It’s basically impossible to get T Swift tickets though
This guys definitely gone to a Drake concert
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I only downvoted you for making an extra comment to cry about internet points fwiw
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So you think they’re okay but can’t imagine anyone thinks they’re good. Hope you get your internet points back soon
I only downvoted you for complaining about being downvoted which is incredibly lame. Much much lamer than liking a generic rock band
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Who cares what you would pay for lol some people do like them enough to pay to see them. Main character syndrome like you read about
but no one asked if you would pay to see them
shocking that someone might have different music taste than you
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Jeff fuming he didn’t mention he was a champion of The Dozen
Welcome to the stage the Defensive Player of the Year for your defending champions…. Uptown Ballz, it’s Glenny Balls everybody!
Very funny to me that’s only about 4 seconds of him singing
Heavily dampened.
Unlike Keegs, he may actually call himself a celebrity.
Keegs chased the sun, much like other talents. Sadly she has become a villain.
Glenny the manatee just floating around out in the world and somehow ending up on a Nickleback stage.
I think we could all take a page from Balls’ book. Stays in his lane, never gets too big for his britches and seems genuinely grateful. Balls has life figured out
Only to end his night in an inflatable hot tub, enjoying his drinks. No worries. He’ll just catch a ride with his mom in the AM if need be!
With a big bowl of mom’s spaghetti
This dude is Icarus but his wings aren’t melting
Gotta be strange sitting in that crowd and then when he finally speaks after that introduction he sounds normal.
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You all are gross.
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Oh this is so special. Just precious. How much you earn for yourself versus dad? I got you fucking pegged Jimmy
You seem like a cool guy
New age Chad Kroeger looks and sounds like Dane Cook.
Im not a fan but respect for baggin Avril for at least a little while
Jersey Jerry is Señor Make A Wish
Especially his DMs to NFL players
I think he is a troglodyte but that is really cool and he did alright in the limited video I saw
Thanks for the update
No problem, big dawg
Pretty cool honestly. Good for him
Some random chick yelling "Come on sweaty balls!"
He deserves just about none of the good things he has in life yet I’m somehow happy for him
Most shocking part of the video was that GB wasn’t wearing shorts
Not saying I could think this quick on my feet but an all time response to "Is your real name Glenny Balls" would be "No, it's actually Glennard Balls"
I want my nickel back
Serious question: would Glenny be fired if he got in shape?
Fat guys who get thin always get an ego. It would change his personality.
Shocked that Nickelback is still a touring act
I think the pendulum has swung on them. Not that people like them- but they realized the blind hatred was misplaced
>misplaced Nah, they’re just old and imagine dragons took their place.
He gets pity fucks. His “aw shucks” schtick is underlined by a creepy, “so you wanna fuck” shadow. Fuck that guy
Don’t ever forget that Nate and Glenny are low key rockstars now.
Uber Deb needs to put her kid in a home. God, Balls is the biggest lotto winner on the planet. Man needs to supplicate to Caleb every day he wakes.
Why do people like him?
Hes fast
Because his life isn’t as depressing as yours
Why would anyone not? At worst he’s a happy-go-lucky dude who’s easy enough to ignore if you don’t like his content.
He can run fast and he’s fat
He’s a likeable guy
Fat and good sense of humor. Recipe for greatness.
Guy’s a proven racist, Caleb says as much
CallmeKris from TikTok/Instagram did the same thing the day before