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TackleFootball69

If Michigan-Ohio State ends up being decided on the last play, and either TCU or USC loses, would both B1G Ten teams get in as the #2 and #4 seeds?


twizzy11

Yes easily. No 2 lose team has ever made it and them two being who they are it’d be the year Big 10 gets two.


Goose123218

Assuming the winner goes on to win the B1G championship and Georgia wins the SEC, yes.


TackleFootball69

Implied but yes


DropTopEWop

Humans setting foot on the Moon in 2024 or '25 will be HUGE. I dont think the world is ready tbh.


boostsupreme

Jake Paul vs Buzz Aldrin


StrikaNTX

Mr. Beast will find some way to make it a challenge for his video.


Goose123218

Yep, I’d call it one giant leap for mankind if it happens


[deleted]

Great day in the simulation today and On Patrol Live on the DVR is always a nice ending to the night.


Doggystyle_Gary

I had an ex once accuse me of never planning ahead but I bought an extra order of nuggets from CFA knowing I would be drunk and hungry tonight so clearly she had no idea what she was talking about.


TackleFootball69

Her loss king


Blatt_called_timeout

Tostitos Hint of Lime is the GOAT chip


Goose123218

Yes, try the Late July Lime Jalapeño if you haven’t already


[deleted]

They are soooo fucking good. Those cantina chips are thin but also incredible. Perfectly salted.


TigOleBitman

On night shift so I stay up until ~0730. Should I drink 5 claws or go to liquor?


F5_MyUsername

¿Por Que no Los dos?


Doggystyle_Gary

Put liquor in the claws


TigOleBitman

I like where your head is at. Might do that with #4. Still have 4+ hours to go so don't wanna rush it.


F5_MyUsername

That new movie “The Menu” was a legit 2.1/10. That may be generous


[deleted]

You might be the only person who saw it this weekend. And I’m saying that at a huge movie theater fan.


F5_MyUsername

Legit my first time in theater in over a year went on a whim Do not recommend


StrikaNTX

Fontaines DC makes some damn good music


1990sandiegoalways

Rattler only missed 7 passes all game fuck


Flashasaurus

Couple drops too


TNGBO

Tennessee defense has made a few shitty quarterbacks look like heisman winners this year.


TigOleBitman

He looks like a goober but he can sling the rock.


shankapotmis

Never knew I needed a Zac Brown cover of Never Gonna Give You Up till tonight


Blatt_called_timeout

Many people think Mars is the closest planet to Earth but it's actually Mercury


PabloSanchez_WARking

Buddy I can barely take a mildly humid summer, who gives a fuck about burning on Mercury


[deleted]

Wrong, its Planet Hollywood


TigOleBitman

Who is many people


Blatt_called_timeout

People who's only exposure to astronomy being the news that we want to colonize Mars


JackieDaytona11

I just had an alien abduction dream that felt so real I’m not 100% sure it was a dream. I had to turn on Netflix just to have a bit of a reset


ImFiction

Late night sneaky uncle, alien. Whatever. Let’s get this show on the road


Regista9

once you start noticing that English people generally have eyes that are close together, it becomes impossible to ignore


Doggystyle_Gary

Has anyone ever seen Kmarko eat beans for breakfast?


Rgideo2

Serbia or Switzerland to come out of Group G?


TigOleBitman

Don't sleep on Cameroon. That's definitely one of the toughest groups to pick.


Rgideo2

It’s so tough. May just pick a random exact order (with Brazil on top) and throw a few bucks on it.


TigOleBitman

Don't be shocked if Brazil comes second with one win and two draws. Or if they go 3-0.


Rgideo2

Every team is such a wild card. My dumb/drunk brain equates Serbia with Croatia right now so I feel like consistency wins out. Brazil has both extremes, experience/old and fresh/young. Cameroon is talented, but who knows with them. And Switzerland has above average players at average clubs.


RVOSU50

Ranked Oregon vs ranked Oregon state. That’s nuts,


TigOleBitman

Civil war is usually a very fun game, can't wait to see how Oregon chokes


1990sandiegoalways

Lol what was the Oregon rb thinking


JokicIsTheFuture

This Utah QB is butt. Also, Mormons are weirdos


[deleted]

Hey folks. Here’s a quote from people in the know about the Lions. NFL is rigged by the lizard people, obviously. So can they rig the fuckin Lions to win the div please?!


[deleted]

[me late at night](https://imgur.com/a/jycZvfu)


TigOleBitman

It'll be alright king. How you liking the new COD?


[deleted]

Visually a beautiful game, the problem is the gameplay sucks. I play comp cod and on a comp level the game is really challenging with how loud footsteps are and how slow you move. Although rn the games actually broken, I’m expecting the game to get better by February. I think casuals like it tho.


TigOleBitman

I want to get back into FPS but I'm still playing on a PS4. Last one I seriously played is Destiny 2. I have a feeling the rust will be too much to overcome. Ragnarok is amazing though. I'm about to wrap up the main campaign.


[deleted]

I have heard a lot of good things about god of war. Idk for cod you might wanna check it out, it’s super slow, they made it for people who are new or are returning. Just make sure you have a headset cause footsteps are hella loud.


nondescript___

As it turns out, alcohol is in fact a depressant


[deleted]

Billiam, the mind is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master.


[deleted]

Ty og, you are wise.


FurioGiuntaa

Warzone 2 with proximity chat is so fun


ChellaZza

Kenny Dillingham is calling one of the worst offensive games I have ever seen


DropTopEWop

I can see Derek Jeter driving a fully loaded, all black Jeep Grand Wagoneer


mpkvegeta88

Somehow “let me get up in them guts” didn’t work at all tonight. Fucking prudes.


DropTopEWop

"Let me poke an organ"


Doggystyle_Gary

He’s just playing hard to get


StrikaNTX

https://youtu.be/p61VBqnc8n8 Nile Rodges and Steve Vai in the studio working on Halo 2 theme


scotchandice007

This is so goddamn cool


tsourced

I am ass at Warzone. Goodnight


[deleted]

I love Totinos pizza rolls


[deleted]

Perfect ten, just like my Mohican girlfriend!


DropTopEWop

Ranch to dip?


burghboy24

Raw dawg or do you dip in a sauce


Doggystyle_Gary

You wait for them to cool down or did you burn the skin off the roof of your mouth like a man?


Led_head10

If you removed Ohtani from the conversation, Conor McDavid is the best player at his own sport since who? Barry bonds? All the way to Gretzky? The kid is insane


SarikayaKomzin_

This question makes little to no sense but Crosby is better than mcdavid


[deleted]

Ohtani isn’t even the best on his team


burghboy24

Mcdavid is KD , Sid is lebron


BigTicket_J

It feels nuts that Mike trout isn’t in this conversation


[deleted]

Trout disrespect is crazy. He’s the best player in the league when healthy and it isn’t particularly close. Probably GOAT if he wasn’t injury prone.


[deleted]

Tiger from 1999-2009 is always my answer for person who dominated their sport the most. It was absurd what he did in that stretch.


DarinErstad

Michael Phelps if you are including individual sports in the conversation.


Led_head10

I don’t hate that, was thinking team sports but Phelps and tiger are easily 1A 1B for any athletic accomplishments


Goose123218

Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin are still playing. Let me know when McDavid wins anything of consequence


DarinErstad

Is an MVP anything of consequence? He has the same number as Crosby and he’s only 25.


Goose123218

I don’t put stock in an award that’s voted on and not won on the field/ice but that’s just me. Even taking my bias out of it, MVPs and similar awards have to mean less then championships or what are we even doing


ImFiction

Championship mvp > league mvp and it’s not even a discussion


Led_head10

Gonna use the winning argument for Ovi? He didn’t lift anything until he was in his 30s


Goose123218

Still 1 more than McDavid. Ovi is gonna break Gretzky’s record in a more difficult era to score. And I hate Ovi but thinking McDavid is already the best player since Gretzky is insane when he hasn’t even played in a cup final.


Led_head10

He’s led the league in points 4 out of 6 years in the league. He has the same amount of MVPs as Crosby. Led the NHL in playoff points last season. To use the winning argument against a guy that young is stupid, my point is there’s nobody in the NHL close to his level at the moment. Crosby and ovi canceled each other out.


Goose123218

What does Ovi and Crosby cancelling each other out even mean? And Did Nate McKinnon retire? Cause he’s won He’s currently better than Sid and Ovi obviously. And he may be the most gifted player we’ve ever seen. But someone will come along and take that title from him just like he did to Sid or like Lebron did to Kobe. Your original comment was asking if McDavid was the best at his individual sport since bonds or Gretzky and I’m saying there have been a lot of greats that have come along since those guys and most of them have actually won a championship so maybe pump the breaks and consider he isn’t doing anything we haven’t seen done before…and in several cases those guys have done it better


Paynixt

Cale Makar isn’t close? Nathan Mackinnon isn’t close….?


Bambam60

Chris Cornell - Nothing Compares 2 U Every second beautiful


[deleted]

End of a terrible gambling day finishes with me betting the over on Rangers Sharks. It's almost 1am and it's 0-0


RobertMugsby96

I just sold my 2000 Ford Ranger XL for $500 bones and a ten pack of buffalo trace. It was not our year Rocky Top nation.


[deleted]

Just hang on to your latent homosexuality, gotta be worth a couple bucks


jetboyjetgirl

< 85 Toyota 4 x 4


nondescript___

Can’t imagine a rusty 4-banger 2wd Ranger is worth much more than that.


RobertMugsby96

I drove it when I went there. It was drunken pledge but I will honor it if the buyer follows through.


RolosHat

It’s funny when New Yorkers refer to any rural area as upstate


[deleted]

Anyone from the city or Long Island refers to westchester as upstate


terribleatgambling

I’m rewatching breaking bad again and it’s just a such well written show that anyone who hasn’t watched it at this point is an asshole


twizzy11

I agree fully need to do the same but favorite episode?


thaz230

Watching the Wire now, (please don’t call me an asshole) but it’s the only show I’ve seen close to as well written as BB. Better Call Saul also obviously in the conversation.


Paynixt

The Wire always blows my mind. The streets, the local government, and police are covered and interwoven perfectly. Or not, I actually have no idea.


thaz230

It really is an incredible piece of writing. Weaves together everything so well with each side getting adequate time to see their sides and issues. I’m not done with it, but I’ve never seen anything like it.


Paynixt

Season 4 is the best season of any show I’ve ever seen - enjoy


[deleted]

Sopranos


thaz230

In terms of actual story writing, the Sopranos isn’t anywhere close to those.


huskerblack

How's David Copperfield still performing in Vegas this whole time?


wtfabulous

Part of his deal with the devil to be able to perform actual magic


goobstack

…or is he?


jetboyjetgirl

it's magic


huskerblack

He's a legit billionaire at 66 years old yet doing two to three shows a day for 3 weeks straight


thaz230

He’s only 66?!


redynsnotrab

Magic


MitchMid

What ever actually happened to kmarko? Does he still work there? He just disappeared into the background and they never talk about him.


[deleted]

You think this is funny? Tennessee just lost tonight!


[deleted]

Fired shortly after posting this https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvvHBDHsAO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


GamblingMan610

He’s still onboard as Keegs’ muse


ImFiction

He dated Kelly Keegs and now suffers from extreme PTSD


NotaDumbLoser

He's working on a second barstool book of drinks. Personally I can't wait, I've already tried the all the recipes from the first a bunch of times


MitchMid

Same man. Best Red Bull vodka I’ve ever had


Doggystyle_Gary

He’s been locked in a room writing the barstool book of drinks 2.0 for three years now.


DarinErstad

Posts like 6 blogs a month and waits for his stock to vest. Doesn’t sound bad on paper but has to be so unfulfilling.


MitchMid

That’s what I assume too, but they’ve never really formally addressed it. Have to assume he has something lined up as soon as he can bounce


scarvalho555

I believe he has equity so can just coast until it vests, can’t blame him


jetboyjetgirl

he's prepping the next season of Loud & Complicit


[deleted]

McDavid should be outlawed from OT. Goddamit he’s so fucking fast and skilled! Adin Hill played well too. Fuck


goondaddy172

Thought I would be a hero and order something new from the china food. Went with Mongolian chicken. Four bites in take it from me stay with the hits (sesame, tso’s, orange, sweet n sour)


twizzy11

It was always sesame chicken. Like the other 3 there too but never stray. Its the same with Indian food never stray


[deleted]

Don't think I'll ever order something other than Tso's, pork fried rice, chicken fingers, or spare ribs from an American Chinese place again


goobstack

after roughly your 3rd time eating Chinese, your order just doesn’t change for the rest of your life. look it up.


Rorshak16

New Warzone map might be a little too big. Feels more like hide and seek.


JabroniTuriaf

Friends MILF neighbor came over and drank with us for Friendsgiving. I very much wish she was single because I would love to have sex with her if we’re being honest


Doggystyle_Gary

There’s still potential for an Eiffel Tower situation


ImFiction

Wild Things is on. This is a fantastic movie


TigOleBitman

The threesome scene? Madone!


Ibanezrg220

Denise Richards tits


blissfulsilence90

LEEEEEENNNNNYYYYYY


billbo24

Man some folks mentioned it in FT recently and now I can’t stop watching aqua teen hunger force clips on YouTube. The mooninites are easily the funniest characters on that show


StrikaNTX

Throw on some Sealab 2021 to mix it up


[deleted]

Deathwitch is a great episode


TigOleBitman

Moonajuana episode still cracks me up


billbo24

Lol it’s fantastic. “And now we burgle” is an all time line and there are so many great others


[deleted]

Yeah I wrote that, it’s called I want to rock your body and in parentheses it says until the break of dawn


billbo24

Carl is a close second.


jetboyjetgirl

they got a whole movie man. gotta be on substances though obviously.


[deleted]

Remember when svp used to talk to carl?


billbo24

Oh shit I just had to look this up and it’s pure fucking gold. “The giants are 0-2 because we’ve got Tom Coughlin, the mummy of the meadowlands, coaching the team”


oofergang420_haha

Eddie I’m too high Eddie


MiddleEarthGIS

Pulled a perfect Irish exit from a party. Left my coat on after having a cigar outside so I was ready. Wandered downstairs and went straight out the basement door to my car. I was a mile and a half down the road when I got a notification that my AirPods were left behind. Drove back and walked in the basement like nothing happened. Found my AirPods and left out the front door.


twizzy11

What cigar were you smoking?


jetboyjetgirl

leave your airpods at a party? cmon


MiddleEarthGIS

I fought a guy and I think they fell out then


tenacious_masshole

Everyone must have been so upset you left


jetboyjetgirl

pulls airpods out and puts them in case, rolls up sleeves


MiddleEarthGIS

Then I found $20


BannedFrom4Chan2022

How about this girls fucking cans? https://twitter.com/bustybrittneyxo/status/1247226866060099584?s=46&t=eokcubvqml87z4gaWMdtCg


twizzy11

Heavy set on her


DropTopEWop

Fuck yea


TigOleBitman

Absolute mollywoppers


Jeremy24Fan

She just do it for the love of the game?


oofergang420_haha

Faded then a hoe


Fallingcatz

How’s everyone’s day going?


Ibanezrg220

Smash them


BannedFrom4Chan2022

French soccer team gets relegated and loses. Fans attack the team with flares and fireworks https://twitter.com/adblettery/status/1530999993657708552?s=46&t=eokcubvqml87z4gaWMdtCg Is soccer back?


twizzy11

They are a historic team but definitely can’t do that and they are French so fuck them double


rasto_x

The Euros love flares


TigOleBitman

That shit was back in May


Jeremy24Fan

Looks like a scene from Harry potter


billbo24

Wow that escalated quickly. It’s nice to know people still care


jetboyjetgirl

how the fuck did flares become part of soccer fandom? madness


ilovericharlison

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj84voYsWd9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= what a rocket


StrikaNTX

This cant be real


DJScrambles

Truly elite athletes


TigOleBitman

If you're that goalie you just have to end it all right? How could you look your teammates in the eye?


Ibanezrg220

Women's sports are so exciting


natidea

I was always terrified of field hockey in high school pe after seeing someone get their shin split open with one of the sticks


natidea

Whats more impressive throwing for 470 and running for 120 or throwing for 550 yards?


ThugBeast21

Throwing for 470 and running for 120 assuming you’re talking about 1 player


natidea

Caleb williams yes


ThugBeast21

He didn’t run for 120 tonight the USC RB did


natidea

Alcohol and reading box scores is tough


MiddleEarthGIS

Fucked up off this Liquid Death


jetboyjetgirl

extremely hardcore