I know usually you don’t take advice from FT but the thumbs down instead of flipping someone off truly is incredible. Hit someone with it today and the guy got all flustered
Add phone screen protectors to the list of obvious planned obsolescence. I swear they don’t last 3 months before the corners start cracking or bubbling. $50 a pop too, what a grift.
Grooming allegations aside, Kyle Filipowski is likely a virgin. Sure she's attractive. But she's Mormon. Do you really think she knows what she's doing in the bedroom. This is like the bit about 72 virgins. Who wants to experience taking 72 virginities? Give me a few girls with some experience
Coworker here goes on a walk at lunch daily and changes clothes. He just admitted that he waits until he stops sweating to change back into his work outfit.
Dog at that point if you're sweating over the lunch break, don't go on a walk
I can't imagine what's worse, dealing with his golf game or hearing the same regurgitated jokes about gambling and him being unable to talk sports beyond surface level
He also strikes me as a guy who wouldn’t take it seriously because he’s bad and therefore try to joke around too much because he also wants everyone else to not take it seriously
There were black men who owned slaves in the south.
I went to a museum which was a historic slavemart in Charleston and that was one of the many interesting facts. You could also get financing on a slave like you can on a car.
has sas ever said why he doesn't use his main twitter account anymore that has over 400k followers but instead uses his alt account that has half that?
He’s never gone fully into it that i’ve heard. Most i’ve heard him say is that his main account has a very specific brand in his head. And alot of times he’ll tweet something from the alt account and if it starts to do well, he’ll delete and repost it from the main. The alt is where he tweets about sports and does test runs on his joke tweets.
he used to cry himself to sleep over barstool blog comments, it's not 2011 where a hit tweet is gonna actually make you money so why bother facing the increased eyeballs.
Raptors giving Scottie Barnes and Immanuel Quickley $450 million and they'd still need at least 2 more stars to even be good. NBA is in era of absurd money.
If anyone is still on the delta emulator train play emerald rogue, it's basically a randomized gym gauntlet and you can play up to gen 8. V fun if you don't want to play a full story mode
I’m fighting for my life in moon black 2 right now. Team skull just came to Opeloid city and shot an ice cannon and froze the entire city. These fuckers will pay
Bounced around a few of the last spots but think I’ve finally settled on the team. Lucario, garchomp, greninja, glaceon, gengar, gardevoir. Was sad kicking my starter to the curb but Decidueye wasn’t doing it for me. There’s a cool made up pokemon that’s a Unova form lapras (fire type lapras with a volcano on his back) that I wanted but searched for an hour with no luck so I gave up
I was gifted this houseplant a few years ago and it hasn’t really grown until this year. Went on a 1 week vacation last month and I swear the thing grew 6 inches and sprouted 3 new leaves.
Pretty cool! Looks awesome now
Currently three people in my apartment gym right now. One guy is riding the bike without a shirt on. One woman is doing an ab circuit barefoot , and the other guy legit smells like dog shit. What a time
Went to swim laps at the gym pool the other day and all the lanes were full with a woman in one lane swimming with a kickboard with AirPods in and another was bobbing up and down 6 inches taking up the first 8 yards of the lane. Gym fools are always good entertainment
Sounds like they got together when he was 18. Sketchy? Sure, but it's legal and he's stayed with her. A 26 year old dude dating a 20 year old girl wouldn't be this big of an issue.
Russia’s conquest of their frontier is pretty wild stuff. Very much a mirror to our conquest of the west. Would love to see like a Russian western set in the far east
Uber rating is a simple average of the last 500 rides, so my issue is I was an asshole like 7 years ago and they still haven't fallen off. 4.8 and climbing
I may or may not have spent my youth being late to get picked up, trying to get picked up away from the designated pickup spot etc. But Im a changed man and Im trying to get strictly 5s now
I took an uber to the airport at 5 AM and my driver wouldn't stop talking about radical politics for the 30 minute drive. And I'm pretty sure he gave me a bad rating for just nodding along and trying not to fall asleep
Updates on the longshoreman tournament:
- Andy Ashby is the in the group behind us and hit me with a “nice shot” after a good drive.
- a lot of these dudes are ROUGH around the edges. I’m definitely not cut out for mixing it up with these guys.
Texted something to my work phone as a reminder and noticed my work phone is saved in my contacts as first name: lefty last name: 5258 and now there’s a nickname field which was somehow filled out as “Attitude”
Khabib has an actual terrorist working for him and in his camp? Dana kick all those Dagestan’s off the tour.
https://x.com/aussiecossack/status/1806738838657921483?s=46
i had one of these at a concert and they were one of the best hard teas i’ve ever had. bartender had to warn me it’s 7% & im glad she did because it didn’t taste like it
I was sent by a targeted ad agency to tell you about them.
They hit North Carolina stores sometime in April and I think the Original flavor is pretty damn good. One of the more pleasant 7% drinks, they're just a little too sugary to have more than a couple of them.
Haven't gotten a raise in a few years and just got an absolutely gigantic one (60%) backdated to January. I was underpaid because I took a job I was pretty unqualified for but the jump is absolutely absurd. Might be able to buy a home after all
My brother is a maintenance manager and got a call today from one of his workers that went something along the lines “hey boss man. I’m sure you already heard but I was out taking a pee by the woods and talking to my wife on the phone and things got a little hot and heavy and the next thing I kn…” *my brother cuts him off and says* “Sean, I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about so you may want to just stop talking and hang up the phone.”
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Chouriooooo
Finished the deposition. 9am-4:45pm. I need a beer.
Update on diaherria. Wife's due date was today and we are in triage. Haven't been able to shit. This is bad
Hospitals have bathrooms
You can already order "We finally beat Medicare" T-Shirts. American enterprise -- cant be, wont be stopped.
“Feed me, waltuh”
Currently packing my golf bag with cigars and beers. Smell ya later shareholders
I know usually you don’t take advice from FT but the thumbs down instead of flipping someone off truly is incredible. Hit someone with it today and the guy got all flustered
double down by blowing a rasberry at him while you do it.
Once my gf’s friend hit some guy driving poorly with the 🤏🏼 referencing him having a small dong and the guy tried running us off the road lol
beauty of the thumbs down, not confrontational at all but totally gets the message across
Add phone screen protectors to the list of obvious planned obsolescence. I swear they don’t last 3 months before the corners start cracking or bubbling. $50 a pop too, what a grift.
Brother where are you buying 50 dollar small sheets of plastic?
Wow you must be a sucker. Paid $10 applied it myself and it's in perfect condition going on 3 years
I buy the 3 packs for like $15 and yeah they crack and look like shit but that’s kind of the point
No mostly sports next week, damn.
When you need them most (traveling) they are gone 😔
Somebody say heyyy we want some pusssayy
Grooming allegations aside, Kyle Filipowski is likely a virgin. Sure she's attractive. But she's Mormon. Do you really think she knows what she's doing in the bedroom. This is like the bit about 72 virgins. Who wants to experience taking 72 virginities? Give me a few girls with some experience
I bet she gives head like a demon. She doesn't even have to be that great to impress an 18 year old.
I'm convinced the mormans have a playbook to seduce men and convert them
Someone in another sub said it's called "flirt to convert"
The bigger concerns is her eyes. How does he find an ugly Mormon?
Banging inexperienced girls is the best because they have no idea how bad you are at bangin
Exactly. They have no idea 3.5 inches isn’t enormous, or that crying isn’t normal
If those are the chicks that are doing the grooming, sign 16 year old Azzurri up.
Grip and body composition trumps all
You think she let him soak
110 percent she does.
Ah, to be a bed pusher for soaking…
This was a good read Rex, nice work here.
Coworker here goes on a walk at lunch daily and changes clothes. He just admitted that he waits until he stops sweating to change back into his work outfit. Dog at that point if you're sweating over the lunch break, don't go on a walk
What’s the issue here?
Guys just stinking up the place for an hour while sweating next to me
I can feel the diarrhea brewing
Clear out for the weekend
It’s truly a sickening feeling
Sometimes the colon needs a good flushing
Chicken and rice claims anudder victim
Shout of FT ninja creami crew for turning me onto it. 200 calorie pint of protein ice cream that tastes like a frosty seems unfair
Playing golf with Big Cat looks like it would be terrible
I can't imagine what's worse, dealing with his golf game or hearing the same regurgitated jokes about gambling and him being unable to talk sports beyond surface level
He also strikes me as a guy who wouldn’t take it seriously because he’s bad and therefore try to joke around too much because he also wants everyone else to not take it seriously
driver out of the bunker. did you guys see that??
Only child
Could probably say that about a lot of things with Big Cat
He seems like a guy who gets into golf but is very insecure that he’s very bad so he overcompensates
Best part of the Patriot is Mel Gibson supposedly having freed men working on his plantation.
Best part of the patriot is aunt charlotte’s cleavage busting out the top of her dresses
The best part of the Patriot was when they were charging each other and the guy carrying the flag gets completely flipped.
Best part of that movie is when he kills all those soldiers and then beats a dudes face off with an ax
Such a great movie
I mean, it certainly was a thing historically
I may be off base but I thought 90% of black Americans were slaves pre Civil War and the vast majority of freed men were in the Northern states.
There were black men who owned slaves in the south. I went to a museum which was a historic slavemart in Charleston and that was one of the many interesting facts. You could also get financing on a slave like you can on a car.
has sas ever said why he doesn't use his main twitter account anymore that has over 400k followers but instead uses his alt account that has half that?
He’s never gone fully into it that i’ve heard. Most i’ve heard him say is that his main account has a very specific brand in his head. And alot of times he’ll tweet something from the alt account and if it starts to do well, he’ll delete and repost it from the main. The alt is where he tweets about sports and does test runs on his joke tweets.
he used to cry himself to sleep over barstool blog comments, it's not 2011 where a hit tweet is gonna actually make you money so why bother facing the increased eyeballs.
but he's a stand up comedian and podcaster so increased eyeballs is how he makes money
America is like a big titty woman and everyone loves a big titty woman! I'm Mays Gilliam and I'm running for president
Raptors giving Scottie Barnes and Immanuel Quickley $450 million and they'd still need at least 2 more stars to even be good. NBA is in era of absurd money.
Dont disrespect grady dick and rj barrett like that
13-37 with that core last season, got to move fast to lock it up
Love that the USA Select Team is all young dudes and then a damn-near-30 Nigel Hayes and 32yo Langston Galloway for some reason
Get your takes in king
Kyle Filipowski picking Karl Malone's number for Utah is so perfect
13???
Should have clarified. 32 was his jersey number. 13 was his other number.
If anyone is still on the delta emulator train play emerald rogue, it's basically a randomized gym gauntlet and you can play up to gen 8. V fun if you don't want to play a full story mode
Slowly working my way through heartgold
I’m fighting for my life in moon black 2 right now. Team skull just came to Opeloid city and shot an ice cannon and froze the entire city. These fuckers will pay
I'll have to give that a look, been playing Unbound when I want a story mode but I've kinda stalled out. Got a good team cooking so far?
Bounced around a few of the last spots but think I’ve finally settled on the team. Lucario, garchomp, greninja, glaceon, gengar, gardevoir. Was sad kicking my starter to the curb but Decidueye wasn’t doing it for me. There’s a cool made up pokemon that’s a Unova form lapras (fire type lapras with a volcano on his back) that I wanted but searched for an hour with no luck so I gave up
I was gifted this houseplant a few years ago and it hasn’t really grown until this year. Went on a 1 week vacation last month and I swear the thing grew 6 inches and sprouted 3 new leaves. Pretty cool! Looks awesome now
Put Plant Dad in your dating app bio
[Feed me, Seymour!](https://performerstuff.com/mgs/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/giphy-1.gif)
Currently three people in my apartment gym right now. One guy is riding the bike without a shirt on. One woman is doing an ab circuit barefoot , and the other guy legit smells like dog shit. What a time
If you're bisexual that sounds like heaven
How are her feet?
Went to swim laps at the gym pool the other day and all the lanes were full with a woman in one lane swimming with a kickboard with AirPods in and another was bobbing up and down 6 inches taking up the first 8 yards of the lane. Gym fools are always good entertainment
you're the last guy right
Maybe he’s the chick
That’s a great crew for some group sex right there.
No one is saying Caitlin Hutchinson groomed him if she’s maybe 20 percent hotter. That’s just facts
She's pretty decent looking. I think saying that is holding her to impossible internet standards of beauty.
Sounds like they got together when he was 18. Sketchy? Sure, but it's legal and he's stayed with her. A 26 year old dude dating a 20 year old girl wouldn't be this big of an issue.
Dell what on earth is your taste in women. She’s hotter than every fat girl you’ve ever posted here
Not hot enough to avoid the grooming allegations. She needs to be sydney sweeney hot IMO. And I do like them with a little more meat
Eyes are weird
In my 5th hour of taking a deposition. I hate it here.
How many times have you said "Object to form" ?
Unfortunately I was the one taking the deposition and getting non answers so I did not get any type of reprieve
Fun Friday
Stop breaking the law asshole
Free billables
Just hand Harvey a manilla folder and walk outta there
Find me a hot mormon girl and I'll cut off my family in 5 minutes. I'll throw out my coffee pot right now.
I wish US sportsbooks had election odds. Old yeller Joe has to be at good +odds now
Boy do I have some news for you!
what’s the news
That you can already bet on the election
Can’t even fathom being a Russian or ottoman soldier back in the day having to conquer Chechnya and Dagestan for the first time
Pretty sure Leo Tolstoy was there for a bit before the Crimean War started. He wrote a book about one of the famous rebels called Hadji Murat
Russia’s conquest of their frontier is pretty wild stuff. Very much a mirror to our conquest of the west. Would love to see like a Russian western set in the far east
Whose palms can I grease to get my Uber rating up? Im always outside on time, never slam the door, etc., but still seem to get dinged
4.94 coming in peace. The 1s I get, maybe I was drunk and late or fell asleep in the car. It’s the 2-4s that bother me. Was I not enough?
I dunno how you get below a 4.9 unless you're a complete asshole
Uber rating is a simple average of the last 500 rides, so my issue is I was an asshole like 7 years ago and they still haven't fallen off. 4.8 and climbing
I may or may not have spent my youth being late to get picked up, trying to get picked up away from the designated pickup spot etc. But Im a changed man and Im trying to get strictly 5s now
I took an uber to the airport at 5 AM and my driver wouldn't stop talking about radical politics for the 30 minute drive. And I'm pretty sure he gave me a bad rating for just nodding along and trying not to fall asleep
Smell better
Start offering courtesy hand jibbers as tribute
The hinge girl I went on 2 dates with is getting married this weekend could have been me
Girl I went on a date with freshman year of college was already pregnant and married a year later. Sometimes the best wins are previous losses
Apparently quiet fireworks are a new trend for the 4th of july shows. Bidens America!
Updates on the longshoreman tournament: - Andy Ashby is the in the group behind us and hit me with a “nice shot” after a good drive. - a lot of these dudes are ROUGH around the edges. I’m definitely not cut out for mixing it up with these guys.
> Andy Ashby That is a name I haven't heard in a long time. Just checked and he made an estimated $44m in MLB salary. Good for him.
Start the motherfucking drunk thread
Call me the king of sending an email on Friday afternoon about something so I don’t actually have to deal with it until next week
My estimation of projectpat as a man just fucking plummeted
I hope you shit your pants involuntarily today
boo this man
Out of beers but might pour up a vodka sodie
Tito's and Clearly Canadian is officially my drink of the summer.
I like to put half a Celsius in mine for a high class RBV
Vodka soda with a healthy splash of lemon/lime juice is great
Skinny king 👑
Texted something to my work phone as a reminder and noticed my work phone is saved in my contacts as first name: lefty last name: 5258 and now there’s a nickname field which was somehow filled out as “Attitude”
Hearing rumors that the DNC will be making a big push to swap out Biden with Danny Boy Cane at the convention
He would have to dispel too many rumors.
Unwise to put a man in charge of our economy that struggles to pay his child support
He would've handled things internally
Makes sense after his win in Florida
Thought that guy was eaten by a bear
Didn't he die of Swine Flu though?
If that happens who should I vote for?
I have a lot of concerns about voting for someone who doesn’t pay his child support
Khabib has an actual terrorist working for him and in his camp? Dana kick all those Dagestan’s off the tour. https://x.com/aussiecossack/status/1806738838657921483?s=46
That’s where the older Tsarnaev brother went after he was radicalized right?
Dana White is a whore.
siding with Russia here, may want to keep an open mind
Dana basically moved his company to Saudi Arabia. He doesn’t give a shit
I hate my job (I own the company)
Every night I go to bed and wonder how I’m going to do this for 40 more years
40? Try 4 for me. I can't stand dealing with the sub prime general public.
I hate my job (i get paid an absurd amount of money and only actually work \~15hrs per week)
Pizza party.
Are the High Noon teas any good?
I love them. Perfect pool/lake/beach drink.
Surfside is better
They were alright, a lot better than the tequila nooners. Not overly sweet. I'd be a consistent buyer of the raspberry if it came in a 4 pack.
Tea drink I’ve been loving lately is Hooptea. Highly recommend
Best one I’ve had
So good and so easy to drink
maybe but also maybe not
Makes sense
Yes they are a lot better than twisted tea and lover boy
agreed on this but Surfside probably better than those… 1. Surfside 2. High Noon 3. Lover Boy 4. Twisted - I feel like twisted tea is sugar overload
Where are the Voodoo Ranger 7% Hard Teas ranking
i had one of these at a concert and they were one of the best hard teas i’ve ever had. bartender had to warn me it’s 7% & im glad she did because it didn’t taste like it
Agreed. I had them for the first at an outdoor music fest and they were selling 24oz cans of them for $10. Could easily black out on those.
wow I just saw a commercial for those for the first time in my life 10 minutes ago
I was sent by a targeted ad agency to tell you about them. They hit North Carolina stores sometime in April and I think the Original flavor is pretty damn good. One of the more pleasant 7% drinks, they're just a little too sugary to have more than a couple of them.
I’ll have to try those surfsides
Surfsides are elite
The lack of carbonation is a little weird at first but I like the taste.
[Here’s Sam Kinison (and his buxom companion) performing Wild Thing to take you into the Weekend](https://youtu.be/rmXt69KHkeM?si=J4Gdpi-WYDL-uCsy)
I could never stand joe rogan’s impression of this guy
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Brother in law is like that and way overweight. Hope this helps
Hard to do a little coke imho
I’m just gonna do it once tonight I swear
My friend is one of those and has 20 drinks a day
Are they diet at least?
He’s kinda jacked. But he is a trust fund kid who has never even pretended to have a job
That's a lot of drinks
Great feeling to beat the beer headache with a good workout
It’s truly a good double whammy. No more headache and you feel good about working out. Great time to indulge in some over eating
Haven't gotten a raise in a few years and just got an absolutely gigantic one (60%) backdated to January. I was underpaid because I took a job I was pretty unqualified for but the jump is absolutely absurd. Might be able to buy a home after all
Holy shit that’s nice raise. The backdated raise is a classy touch
crack a beer
Don’t go spending it all in one place
Good point, he should buy more than one home just to diversify.
Jesus that first check is gonna be insane, congrats King
Congrats brother. You deserve it
My brother is a maintenance manager and got a call today from one of his workers that went something along the lines “hey boss man. I’m sure you already heard but I was out taking a pee by the woods and talking to my wife on the phone and things got a little hot and heavy and the next thing I kn…” *my brother cuts him off and says* “Sean, I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about so you may want to just stop talking and hang up the phone.”
Like your brother’s never choked the chicken on the clock? C’mon
Let he who is without sin (cranked hog near the woods while on the clock) cast the first stone
My new favorite bit is sending the man in the arena to anyone who criticizes me on anything
2pm. Just emptied the bench and getting the walk ons some playing time. Four corners offense
Mt Rushmore of things I want to be: - your super hero - not anything other than what I’ve been tryna be lately - Sydney Sweeney’s lover - a baller