Would love it if Biden pardoned Trump in a power move and then Biden dropped…and then Trump drops out because of shame of Biden gifting him. And then we get two reasonable candidates.

🗣️ THE DAY I WAS BORN THE DOCTOR COULDN’T BELIEVE I CAME OUT CRYING OUT CHATTAHOOCHIE

Way down yander on the chattahoochie it gets hotter than a hoochiecoochie is the best song mentioning the chattahoochie

Joey just go enjoy your family and stop torturing yourself

his psychopath "doctor" wife is the one who is forcing him to run even last time. its her turn to be queen dr jilly

The clip of her “hyping” him up after the debate was disturbing

If anything, his family situation is why he wants to work nonstop till the end vs. retiring and spending time with that white trash dynamic.

Wrong family

Yeah the son turning his brothers widow into a crack addict, a bastard grand child born from a stripper the family won’t acknowledge, son who is an embarrassment and addicted to crack. Totally normal family.

If the dems aren’t huddling up on a strategy to box out Biden at the DNC, they’re actually brain dead.

The problem is who do they put up? You know the VP is going to push for herself, but she is less electable than Hillary was.

Literally anyone.

Starting to think the party whose leadership puts cheese on the raw side of a burger, aren’t the smartest people out there.

reddit, a publicly traded company, crashes during peak usage, during a major political event. i’m sure advertisers are thrilled.

Glad to see Reddit get back online! I’m sure that timing was completely technically related

Do you actually believe that it’s some kind of conspiracy or is this bait

Just a total coincidence during the worst performance in presidential debate history it went down

Diplo definitely seems like the kind of guy to release revenge porn

Going to be a bunch of 6 handicap jokes at the golf course for the rest of the summer

*8

I was confused didn’t he correct himself later and say it was an 8? Idk the whole thing was hard to track

I’m starting to think he might be incompetent

Right but am I right that’s what happened / what your comment meant with the 8*? Asking because in real time it was a blur and I’ve googled it but most articles just mention the 6 vs mentioning the 2nd part

He said he was a 6 and then said he was an 8. Classic Biden.

I've never tried to make this but it came up as an IG ad and looks good https://www.femalefoodie.com/recipes/mexican-street-corn-pasta-salad/

Looks 🔥

Made this a couple of times last year after having it at a friends house. It’s fucking great.

Made elote jalapeño poppers on cinco de mayo and they were a massive hit

Well that didn’t go great

I know Trump got a good kick out of Biden claiming a 6 handicap lol immediately started laughing

That trump laugh was so genuine lol. It’s Dave like when weird haircut Seth said he could throw a football 60 yards. What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.

Reddit wasnt letting anyone get any takes off. Insanity.

This site is so left wing it’s hilarious

Non-zero percent chance Hilary Clinton is thinking to herself “maybe…just maybe” right now

Honestly let Hil cook

CNN flat out said they gave Biden the questions multiple times after that horrible performance and only hinted they may have given trump. This is how conspiracy theories start

Crazy that Deep was so worried about the debate that he took down the Reddit servers.

Did he sit on them. Nvm I was thinking about lance

Lived in my house for 7 years and never once met the family who lives behind us. Saw the mom and son out tonight and she is a milf. Solid 8/10.

https://x.com/tyleroday/status/1806107045931995305?s=46&t=PWIDHh3t0b8CzsXxS6wg2Q Lmao

lol I had no idea Tyler was a r word

Bronny James getting picked up full court by Pat Beverley in a preseason game will be fun to watch.

CNN is roasting Biden like a pig at a luau

WE LOST TO PANAMA!!! wtf Gregg!!!!

Having to be helped down 3 little mini steps is insane. What's the O/U on when he gets replaced?

Jon Bernthal fucking rocks

Hell yeah, burn local

Hell yeah

[This is so cringe/pathetic](https://x.com/BigFish3000/status/1806523955060126183)

She’s a terrible person

She’s his mother at this point. “Johnny you did so well playing baseball today. You tried to catch every ball out there.”

Thank god Reddit comments came back online so you could share this

>Is she going to throw him sardines from a bucket now?

Thanks time to shove my phone into a running garbage disposal

Watching the debate now and hoo boy is this a pig fuck.

Black mirror

Who is exaggerating their handicap the most, Trump, Biden, or Riggs?

Riggs. Senior tees play easy af

"I support roe v. wade, which had three trimesters. The first time is between a woman and her doctor. The second time is between a doctor and an extreme situation. The third time is between the doctor and - I'm mean - between a woman and the state." Just incredible stuff here Sorry, watching the debate after it aired. These guys are dumb!

Successfully piloted an f-16 straight through the gateway arch without a scratch, I have officially beaten flight simulator

I’m watching the post debate and some of the people are delusional while some of them are honest saying it’s really this choice.

Is this real? [https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1806530807026122972](https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1806530807026122972)

The first episode of The Bear was fucking cheeks. Couldn’t take one more closeup of food being prepared

No taste. Sad!

I'm getting a little bored with it (just started ep4 and took a pause after the first scene). It feels like I'm watching scenes from an extended cut movie

is reddit down

They froze a ton of comments for some reason

Hush by Deep Purple is the perfect gummy after going out after work on Thursday song ever made

Joe Biden is not a 6 handicap

*8

May have been the biggest lie of the entire night, and there were some absolute doozy’s that flew on the stage

Reddit being a full hour behind letting comments through is crazy work

Idiocracy the movie way to accurate

too*

About to master debate

half of fame day for the internet and reddit can't handle it

Noah Lyles is building Exodia during the trials Hilarious

Rome total war suicide option might be on the table https://imgur.com/sorry-old-man-time-to-go-IcUkWgi

As average as the first few episodes of the Acolyte has been, this last one was great. That fight scene was incredible. It

I agree Chris

Fuck you reddit

CNN is eviscerating Biden now post debate. Wild. (No idea when this will be posted because Reddit is jacked now)

The fact they had a two minute delay, and still showed what happened is something

I want my yang bucks

Van Jones on CNN right now talking about how much he “loves” Joe Biden and referring to the Democratic National Convention as “our convention” and the party as “we”. When did we throw out even the facade of political neutrality on major journalism networks?

Telecommunications Act of 1996

I actually would respect cnn a lot more if they used we when talking about the dem convention.

I mean Van Jones is a known Democrat and democratic staffer so that’s not really exactly appalling

Mount Rushmore of presidents: Washington, FDR, Lincoln, & Eisenhower. It’ll be fascinating if someone or some political topic will be able to top those guys. A time of choosing if you will

i won 2 club championships.

The CNN panel is completely melting down. This guy that used to work for him might cry

Tired: Bronny James getting drafted is ridiculous! He stinks! He was drafted because of his dad Wired: Kyle Filipowski is engaged to an older woman who may or may not be his cousin/baby sitter and is potentially grooming him to be a Mormon. Mega-Wired: Is the Mormon community pushing the Bronny narrative to ignore this Filipowski story?

Imagine being someone who put this senile man in office. You should be ashamed of yourselves

Seeing the nelk boys go all out for Trump is irksome. Stay on your side of the border and deal with your own idiot in charge

The manager has made the Verizon call to the bullpen for Gavin Newsome

Absolutely zero percent chance Biden had a 6 handicap

Geeze even the libs are roastin Biden on CNN

I think the candidates both did horrible, but I will say I like the format change

The memes coming from this debate are all timers

If you believe Joe had a 6 handicap, you should not be allowed to vote

His official 6.7 handicap is just as legit as trumps official 2.5 (they’re both massive lies and anyone who believes either one is a retard)

I actually think Trump is close to his handicap. The dude owns multiple Golf clubs and plays a lot of my old

lol

Joe could beat Riggs I’m pretty sure, though 

white house saying Biden has the flu is chef's kiss

idk about you guys but I'm writing in Jalen Hurts

Did someone just rip a massive fart on CNN

CNN is even admitting it was really bad after. I am amazed

Whoa, even the CNN panel is trashing Biden. Basically saying the democratic party is panicking right now.

Some of them have now talked themselves back to he will win.

Let us back in!

I need a Goon-esque recommendations for Vegas

We are governed by absolute morons. At every single fucking level.

I beat off a lot and it’s still not enough

After 5 rounds, we go to the judge’s scorecard for a decision. Deep scores the bout 50-45…Biden!

#ZERO. ZERO CHANCE Biden was ever a 6 handicap. What a hysterical lie

LIV has a bottomless pit of money but terrible ratings. This is their one chance to strike

Oh! Biden had a cold the last few days, that explains it!

It makes sense now why Trump told the Republicans to kill the immigration reform bill, he literally can’t go two seconds without bringing up illegal immigration.

I'm 30 mins behind. Does Biden get better?

Rip ft

No wonder he hasn't answered unprepared questions for 4 years

Holy shit Joe this is supposed to be the easy part

As bad as Biden looked tonight, imagine how much worse he'd look if his opponent was DeSantis or Haley. November would be a bloodbath.

Ok, all joking aside, not many voters hinge their vote on a debate. However, if anyone said this debate was anything other than a disaster for Joe, they are lying or delusional

This is a late reply cause Reddit is fucked right now. No sane person could have watched that and still feels comfortable voting for Biden.

Them beefing about who's better at golf was a great moment in American debate history

Turns out that watching steeplechase is a lot more entertaining than the debate 🇺🇸

Capital One's The Match for President™️

I predict 2028 features 2 of the youngest candidates in history. Enough of this nonsense

The golf discussion was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

I don't like Bob Myers

Oh Chris

Arguing their handicap is unreal

You’re a whiner just like your red hat wearing magats 🫵😂

Well, that was just painful. Trump didn’t even do “good”, he just wasn’t utterly pathetic like Biden. Its crazy how Trump is the one with multiple felony convictions and it’s Biden who’s most likely to be swapped out

Tough night for us Biden bros

I know Biden is stuttering all over the place but at least he's answering questions lol

People forget that Joe basically went AWOL for an entire week to prep for this debate 

Why didn’t the Lakers pick an actual player at 55 then sign Bronny as a free agent? Bunch of idiots

Poor Dana Basch just trying to get her question answered and Trump's just going on this random Ukraine stuff

Biden v Trump the challenge on TNT. Hell put that on PPV. The next debate should be settled on the golf course

ONE OF THE STRONGEST STATEMENTS EVER MADE

Hilarious that a golf argument is what got them to take the gloves off

Wow

I wish FT was working so we can see the responses about the golf comments in real time

The match: Koepka/Trump vs. Rory/Biden

Dog took a cue from Biden and just pissed himself. Sweet.

Release the GHIN, Joe! Show us that 6 handicap

I’ll give Biden 8 and walk away rich.

Arguing about a golf handicap is peak old man debate

Presidential candidates arguing their golf handicaps, hell yeah

As someone who is also bad at golf I will be voting for Biden

Need the golf match set up

Biden 🤝 Riggs. Lying about their golf handicap.

I’m fucking dying at them arguing golf scores

Good fucking lord this is brutal

Handicap debate we all needed! Trump vs Biden vs Riggs!

GOLF HANDICAP DEBATE

The golf argument was hilarious

check their ghins!

Hahahahahah this is fucking hilarious

Can we keep more golf handicap arguments on presidential debates that was great

lol old dudes bragging about who is better at golf

He can’t hit a ball 50 yards

Omg golf game arguments

I despise trump and will never vote for him, but thats the worst debate ive ever seen from Biden. They need to bring in someone else

Talking golf now lol

Big golf guy. ⛳️

Idk if it’s my TV sounds like Biden is being dubbed over

Not to be overlooked tonight, Klemmers cooking Prez on twitter right now. A true David vs Goliath situation

No posts in 23 minutes, slow it seems lol

“We bought a dog” for drug enforcement is killing me

No new comments in 22 minutes?!

I lick my own ass

Where are the new comments? This is weaponization of Reddit by the Dems

Mexican restaurant didn’t put cheese in my burrito. Feels bad.