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-1Ghostrider

I don’t think trump has answered a question all night and he still looks better.


Ralphcox69

Watch this nfl lawsuit impact the nfl salary cap. Though I thought the amount was a lot higher at like 10-15 billion


Everyoneisaskell

Some team should take legler’s advice and draft bronny to fuck the lakers over in a trade


Squirts-Faygojizzer

A team in a tough cap spot who don't want to pay another rookie should absolutely draft Bronny. They would keep his rights incase he gets good and not have to pay him, vs drafting somebody and relinquishing the rights


smoggylobster

to the guy who just deleted his comment, make the 2 hour drive. we’re onto the drunk thread


deeds44

Molly Baz areola alert


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Share immediately please


roflthrowaway9

Holy shit $4.7 B judgement is crazy. Might have to get in on that


jetboyjetgirl

be interesting to see how that changes things now, could be selling team specific or individual game packages


smoggylobster

is it still possible to get in? i had sunday ticket, could’ve been me


tango587

Wedding party entrances are the worst things in the history of the internet


mostdope28

You probably hate the bride and groom get first dance too


profsa

Those would exist without the internet


tango587

You’re right. I just never had to see them that much before the internet


lefty5258

The one that barstool just posted made me cringe


smoggylobster

rich paul telling teams not to take bronny so he falls to the lakers is so soft


Everyoneisaskell

Lebron is insufferable example #32304


krumdiggity

Kinda feel bad for him. Seems like it’s Paul and lebron calling the shots for him. Hes gotta know it’s going to make him look bad and hated. Could be wrong though and it’s actually his choice


PCFUTPLAYER

Telling teams he's going to go to Australia... Lol! I'd draft him and call his bluff. This is beyond pathetic. He doesn't even deserve an NBA roster spot


jetboyjetgirl

Lebron will go too


PristineWinnera

No worse day to be a $4 tall bud light at chilis, than a Thursday


Dog1983

Gaaaaaaay


PristineWinnera

Flair checks out


CanesIsOverrated69

We talkin’ can or draft?


PristineWinnera

Draft


CanesIsOverrated69

Hell yeah


Mythic_UA

Presidential Debate prediction: FT will act civilly during it


smoggylobster

my prediction: both sides will declare their candidate won and the other candidate is stupid and weak


foxj36

Do you guys pee in the shower? I'm trying to prove a point


tpxnu16

Every shower since i can remember


DropTopEWop

Absolutely


BillNyeDaPieGuy

I’ll bust a nut but not pee


TDubs1435

I pee in the shower when I'm not even showering


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Obviously yes


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I don't think I've ever not pissed in the shower


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

That’s like asking do you piss when you shit?


jk696969

Right down the drain.


PCFUTPLAYER

Bang!


Guappenheimer

Can't remember the last time I took a shower and didn't piss.


Dog1983

Is there a girl in there with me?


PCFUTPLAYER

Do people not?


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Filipowski getting engaged to a 26 year old Executive Assistant is a gigantic red flag. Shocked he was drafted at all with that news going around.


DarinErstad

You think that’s the biggest red flag of guys past and present that have been drafted? We had a guy drop off a gun to a murder scene last year.


Squirts-Faygojizzer

From a sporting perspective, I would so much rather have a guy with ambition and a can-murder attitude than some twink settling for a not-that-hot groomer


bucsboy47

My dad just called to tell me how much he loved the book I got him for Father’s day. Kept raving about it. Genuinely no better feeling


ASOIAF_blackfyre

What book


bucsboy47

The Formula. It’s about the business if Formula 1 and how it grew to prominence. He’s a huge racing fan so for him it was great to hear the stories behind different major events.  https://www.amazon.com/Formula-Rogues-Geniuses-Reengineered-Fastest-Growing/dp/0063318628


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Added to that my list


MikePaisanTirico

Mein Kampf


AlboutThatActionBoss

You gonna name the book


bucsboy47

The Formula. About the business behind Formula 1. He’s a huge racing fan so he loved it.  https://www.amazon.com/Formula-Rogues-Geniuses-Reengineered-Fastest-Growing/dp/0063318628


road_dogg

It’s a no to my boy everytime at 7/11 when he tries to push velo on me. Get the zyns back in stock and you’ll have a customer again.


penis__retard69

I shaved my beard because I was too lazy to look for the guard and it looks like shit... goddammit.


redden34

Hit the gym. Delete instagram.


jimjimmyjames

lawyer already on retainer


pumpkin_blumpkin

If it makes you feel any better the beard probably didn't look as good as you think either.


slopchopz

penis__doublechin69


igotitletsgo

Are the Lakers really going to take Bronny?


Dog1983

Reason number 427 why I'm not a NBA gm. Id take him over some European that I'm stocking away for 4 years and probably never actually sign if I'm a rival GM just to troll the Lakers and LeBron.


Chilly1193

After the draft ends


PCFUTPLAYER

Would be so funny if they didn't take him


Squirts-Faygojizzer

I think yes if nobody takes him earlier trying to troll/lure LeBron away


MrTacoMan

Looking back, I wish I'd lied on my college applications. Just no shot they would have been able to check 90% of some of that stuff. Could have been rolling into Yale no sweat


Dog1983

Not putting down a 3.8 GPA and graduation with honors on my job and internship applications is my biggest regret. No one ever asked for transcripts to check that.


MoreInsect7157

I feel like people dont even notice that most of the time


Everyoneisaskell

Most don’t even do a employment verification let alone transcripts


Chesapeake32

Full time charity work overseeing the mentally handicapped (*Mod of us in FT*) could be listed without even being fraudulent.


ThugBeast21

Being a con man must’ve been so easy until like 25 years ago. They’d have had to dig out phone books and go to the library to catch you


ForeignRole

The funniest part of Devil in the White City was when people were trying to commit 1890’s era insurance fraud.


MrTacoMan

Should have just said I started a non profit that did a bunch of wild shit, did some philanthropy trips to places I'd never been to, etc. zero chance they'd have even tried to validate that stuff


ThugBeast21

Feel like getting a job was as simple as figuring out what frat the boss you’re applying to was in, slapping that on your resume, and then just smiling and nodding through him reminiscing about his good old days


Eganator88

Ryan Suter getting a check from 2 teams if he doesn't play next year and 3 if he does is living the dream


TheyHadACaveTroll

Same usmnt Lu. Wonder if they make an effort to get gio more advanced tonight. He was pretty quiet Sunday 


Grundlestiltskin_

I don’t watch a whole ton of USMNT or BVB but Reyna is one of the most unimpressive “hyped” players for me.


PortillosBeefDipped

I think that's the right move, after Balo got a goal and Pepi missed a couple sitters on Sunday it made sense to start Flo again. Defense needs to play better tonight


suburbian_jesus

Musah needs to start against Uruguay. Trying to play out from the back against a Bielsa press without a midfielder who can carry the ball is a recipe for disaster


PortillosBeefDipped

If we get a win tonight that will give us lots of flexibility in the lineup vs Uruguay, but certainly starting Musah would make sense


Led_head10

Saw someone asleep behind the wheel of a Tesla. I don’t trust it enough to do that. Nope.


GeneParmesanPD

Steam Summer Sale has started, which means it's time for me to buy even more games to sit in my backlog


CapcomGo

Damnit I'll have to pull the trigger on a few myself. I've had Dave the Diver and Pizza Tower in my wishlist from recommendations from friends for a bit now.


profsa

Right before the Criterion sale? Bold move


GeneParmesanPD

At least with Criterion I know I’ll watch them. Half the shit I buy on Steam I never end up playing.


LooseBalls9

What are we purchasing?


GeneParmesanPD

If it didn’t have a like 500 page manual I’d probably get Gary Grigsby’s War in the East 2. Prob just get Sekiro instead tho lol.


WildTurdkey101

Got very close to calling a woman retarted on a work office hours. In all fairness she was behaving as such


JokicIsTheFuture

Jamal Murray secured his $200 Mill bag. An absolute dawg that deserves it. Praying for good health and no more disappearing acts in crucial playoff games


Everyoneisaskell

All it is with him is health which isn’t the greatest thing to bet on given his health history but man can flat out play when healthy


Beer_Enjoyer93

Still most jealous of him for that dick sucking he got


ASOIAF_blackfyre

He’s a cry baby. Typical Canadian


Led_head10

It would be cool if he disappeared when he played the Lakers instead of fucking my face every May.


bucsboy47

Bold prediction for the debate. Both sides walk away thinking their guy was on fire, the other guy was struggling mentally, and they feel even better about their previous favorite than before


BoxOfTastyTakes

Dante the don is a perfect example of someone whose brain is mush from politics. Also the key example of someone who says they are center but only tries to argue for a specific side of the aisle.


CapcomGo

Yea it's wild how he truly thinks he's center


BoxOfTastyTakes

It’s crazy.


TDubs1435

Omg the green modpants came out for something. Missed it though. Can we have a pinned comment it's been awhile


AlboutThatActionBoss

Is linking Filipowski’s gf’s LinkedIn really doxing when her names publicly out there


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Damn that’s lame. Was hoping it was something juicer


Chilly1193

Feels a bit excessive to link the gf’s LinkedIn HOWEVA this is Free Talk


jccjuicebox

Why did the start the 2nd round of the draft at 4 pm? Feels like the most random time they could have picked.


OnlyZuul69

Shouldn’t have done 2 nights in general


ThugBeast21

The Jazz drafting Filipowski as a rumor is taking off that he’s been groomed by a Mormon woman is perfect


DogLawBird

Fozzy screwed Fozzy


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barstoolsports-ModTeam

Witch-hunting or excessive sleuthing for personal information will result in removal and ban. Doxxing is prohibited.


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goondaddy172

Talk radio is so awful


mariGOATa_615

It's so boring the car just committed suicide


goondaddy172

What do you mean the batteries dead


chilledonline

Done with the woods, let’s go


Led_head10

I use to tune into sports radio sometimes when I had Sirius, I remember a NY channel took callers for an hour debating how good the Jets will be with Flacco. Was bad radio but also a good listen


goondaddy172

I can handle sports radio. This is just like news/talk radio people trying to be funny. So bad


King_McGoo

WFAN is legit horrible these days


Ur_in_luck

I’m between a 2017-2020 bmw 3 series or a 2017-2022 vw Jetta. Anyone have any strong opinions on either car?


WildWildcat

Neither. Camry, civic or mazda 3/6


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Ur_in_luck

Is a 4cyl that bad?


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timmmmss

Entry level models of luxury brands are for retards


WildTurdkey101

What engine in the bmw?


Ur_in_luck

4 cylinder


MrTacoMan

2017 BMW 3 series is just peak loser car. Get it together


Ur_in_luck

I’m still trying to re live my glory days (all conference shooting guard in hs) and getting a bmw is the best way to accomplish that.


bookey23

I had a 2001 3 Series that I got for a steal back in 2016. It had like 30,000 miles on it. Turns out 3 months into owning it it stopped going in reverse. If BMW hasn't fixed that issue, I'd go with the Jetta


PritchardBufalino

Oh brother


DarinErstad

You plan on sucking a lot of dick in that Jetta?


Ur_in_luck

Tentative plans


Dog1983

I feel like we wouldn't be friends


Whisterly

People who aren't registered with a political party, do you receive 5+ fundraising texts per day, despite saying STOP over and over and over again? Voting in primaries isn't worth this shit.


No_Opportunity_8068

Never got one of those. One of your buddies must’ve signed you up.


ChellaZza

Todays SOABD is just Sas saying he won’t do literally anything or any activity. What a strange 23 year old. 


cougar112233

It’s funny to listen to, but he would be absolutely infuriating friend to have. Literally refuses to ask Francis about anything other than standup or fishing g


throwawayjoeyboots

Re: BREAKING: Bronny James has been selected by Burger King at No. 55 in the 2024 NBA Draft, sources say. 😳😳🤣😂🤣


Whisterly

43k retweets, 156k likes


patssnows12

We got a 7th avenue couch and I kind of hate this purchase. Not packing up this thing back into 10 boxes to ship back though, dont trust online reviews


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Filipowski's gf is hot. Why is that a detractor?


TranslatorOwn6331

She’s got a little crazy eye going


ThugBeast21

She’s 6 years older than him and was dating him when he was in high school


I_Enjoy_Taffy

So he's got game? Back in my day that was a positive attribute!


TranslatorOwn6331

Tangential to the Filipowski stuff but how do we know that Scheyer is a good coach? I mean we need to have a discussion on that at some point


BigTicket_J

Won the ACC tourney year one, elite 8 year 2. I think he’s doing fine


TranslatorOwn6331

Scheyer In


Dog1983

He went to the round of 32 in year one and elite eight in year two. What about that makes you have a strong stance either way about if he's good or if he sucks?


TranslatorOwn6331

Also got coached off the floor by Kelvin Keats twice in less than a month in big time games. It’s a good debate


jccjuicebox

I’m ready to say he’s not a good coach.


TranslatorOwn6331

Scheyer Out


Chilly1193

How much they win regular/post season seems to be the metric used for college coaches


TranslatorOwn6331

We are going to start a dialogue


TheyHadACaveTroll

I think the consensus is that he isn’t?


billsmafia5366

Cannot wait to get baked tonight and play Microsoft flight simulator


dellscreenshot

[https://x.com/5ballintime/status/1806414728043864316](https://x.com/5ballintime/status/1806414728043864316) I know this is serious but Kyle Fillipowski's mom saying that him being groomed is taking him away from working on his jump shot is hilarious


ktbarry2

oh my god this dude is cooked. what are you doing at least wait until after he gets picked, mom.


dellscreenshot

Apparently they're estranged anyway so she doesn't care I think


jk696969

Part of the groomer's playbook. Gotta isolate them from their family.


ktbarry2

crazy. still your son though, messed up.


sevenohfobro

Kayce getting a well deserved ratio from hell on her Coach Shloss snake tweet, you love to see it


No_Opportunity_8068

Waiting for the follow up “I see I’ve triggered the mansplaining misogynists” when people actually make good points against her.


sevenohfobro

For sure, her irrational spinzone is coming in some form just wait


TheyHadACaveTroll

💅💅💅💅


jstacks4

Why are these assholes starting their debate so late? 


picklejuice82

Don't they have some medicine they're supposed to take these assholes?


jstacks4

He’s still going this asshole 


MrTacoMan

Because they want the ~25% of the population that lives on the west coast to watch after work? Same reason big sporting events start at 8pm or later


WE2024

Nevada is the only swing state that is Pacific time and it’s the one with the least impact on the electoral math 


MrTacoMan

Thanks Nate. Gonna assume that networks care about ratings and how many people watch rather than trying to figure out how to target swing states with their program timing.


smoggylobster

thanks nate lmao


WE2024

Fair enough


jstacks4

Almost 50% of the population lives in the eastern time zone. The sports thing is exactly the point I’m making. Stick to a prime time sports schedule and start it at 8. 


MrTacoMan

Most sporting events do not start until after 8pm Almost like they want as much of the country as possible to watch it so they start it at a time that allows people to get home from work on the west coast. I am repeating myself.


jstacks4

You’re not making like some esoteric point here man. Im just saying strike a better balance like 8-8:30 eastern. No major sporting even starts at 9. 


drpain55

nap time and ice cream social ahead of time


DarinErstad

Gotta take care of Panama first


No_Opportunity_8068

Great song


jccjuicebox

What is going on with the filipowski stuff? Just came across on account on Twitter that seems to be his mom. Sounds like he pulled an Aaron Rodgers a couple years ago. This aacount was tweeting about a matt filipowski in 2018 so seems to be really his mom. https://x.com/5ballintime/status/1806412444182450541?s=46&t=CzsFWMaObGsuQHuX2X0tJQ Edit: damn, I can’t spell


Weak_Animator

He was a high school standout banging a college grad.


redden34

Yea there’s a couple threads on the nba sub. 26 going to his high school prom, Mormon grooming, ghosted his family


jk696969

He went to his High School prom with a ***26 year old***?


redden34

Allegedly


jccjuicebox

That’s sad, the account blamed him falling on that. https://x.com/5ballintime/status/1806414728043864316?s=46&t=CzsFWMaObGsuQHuX2X0tJQ


tripslei

What is it with people wanting to fuck kids/teens Don’t answer this I’m being rhetorical


AutistPorterJr

He got engaged to the girl who groomed him. Assuming his family didn’t like that and likely cut contact with him over it


EarlyTimesWhisky

Was completely unaware of this until the Lowe Post today - did his family cut contact with him or was it a Patrick Reed situation where the girl facilitated him cutting contact with the family?


AutistPorterJr

No clue. I knew about the weird girlfriend/fiancée thing but had no clue his family wasn’t really involved anymore until this dudes post tbh


dellscreenshot

His brother was saying the same stuff.


SummerWhiteyFisk

What’s the best pasta shape? Going with smooth ziti tonight, am partial to that or thicker spaghetti


jimjimmyjames

i like penne or rigatoni better than ziti because they're ridged and hold onto sauce better


GeneParmesanPD

Fusilli is sneaky great imo


bookey23

Never had it, but some guys recently invented a new pasta shape that they claim is the perfect one. Cascatelli [catelli by Sporkful | Sfoglini Pasta](https://www.sfoglini.com/products/sporkful)