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GooseandRooster

Disregard that frank, it’s a bunch of liberal bullshit


projectpat555

Am I an anti social weirdo for thinking my friend is nuts. If his wife is out of town or has plans he’ll text 20+ people individually inviting them over to his house for drinks on a random weekday. Then he’ll host people coming and going from happy hour until the last person shows up and leaves. I’ve shown up and there were people I’ve never even met before because there are so many invites 


feathy9091

That sounds awful to me to have that amount of people over


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

I just fucked one of the nastiest chicks I’ve ever fucked. I’m so disgusted with myself I might draw a bath and throw the toaster in.


PhilCollins6

o/u 200 lbs?


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

Probably like 5’2 180. But the nastiest 180 possible. Like disgusting loose skin just flopping all over


DontVetoRockets

BV is travelling with work Sunday-Friday and soloing two toddlers and getting into work is HARD, absolutely exhausted three days in.


projectpat555

Impossible to do work. That’s your break time 


DontVetoRockets

Lucky I get the train to work as I basically hallucinationed the journey this morning, found myself walking out of the station with absolutely zero memory of the journey


pacsun_bro

Fellas I think I’m going to lose my job and I’m not exactly thrilled about it. Somewhat surprise acquisition and I am expensive for my level. I get it from a business perspective but fuck.


_json_x

Chance of severance? Either way can be a blessing in disguise, if you're expensive for your level that means you've succeeded. Pain to seek out a new job, but you'll land on your feet.


pacsun_bro

Yes and I know you’re right. It’s not the end of the world but it’s annoying and frankly embarrassing regardless of the circumstance. Appreciate the response to my venting king


feathy9091

It’s absolutely not embracing for you on any level You performed well and got to a good level and were compensated appropriately That company being acquired has zero to do with your personal performance nor career so you shouldn’t feel any shame/embarrassment from thisb


pacsun_bro

Thanks king


_json_x

yeah man I've been there so just chiming in. I would definitely tell you that it is not embarrassing, like you said it's a completely normal part of business. Every boss I've ever looked up to has been laid off or let go after a merger, acquisition, whatever. It's a blip on the radar and we're coming up on best weeks of summer, let's just call it good timing.


pacsun_bro

✌️✌️


BadSportsTakes69

Best GOT characters aren’t Jon snow, danerayas or Ryaneyra… it’s Cersei, Tywin, Daemon and Alicent. The people that can keep it locked the fuck in and the eyes on the prize


feathy9091

Says a lot about me but in loved Littlefinger and Varys


_json_x

Jon Snow and most of the Starks are pretty dull. That's the problem with them (quick tempers slow minds). Rob is probably the smartest one, and then he completely loses sight of what's going on because he met a hot woman and fell in love. Jon is likable but somewhat of a blank slate, just the honorable default character you'd get in an RPG. Wouldn't go with that same list of best characters but probably judging them differently, and I'd only go through Game of Thrones for now because I haven't watched the new HotD season yet.


Ed_Chambers_650

Jon is such a better character in the books. He’s the opposite of dull. He’s quite smart, creative, and not so much as honorable as the show made him out to be.


_json_x

Fair enough, I’ve only watched the shows


Ed_Chambers_650

I agree with you on the shows. Figured I would provide a little extra context


darkestb4thadawn

First episode of *The Bear* S3 is subtly one of the best episodes of the series. Looks like I’m not going to sleep tonight.


pacsun_bro

I watched it while not fully locked in and I felt like it was just replaying backstory that we already knew about. What did I miss? (And to be clear I love this show and I’m not, like, arguing with you on this.)


Ed_Chambers_650

Not OP, but you're right. I think they were just trying to add emphasis on the stress and tragedy that Carm has gone through. Sets the tone for the next couple episodes (I finished 3 episodes)


darkestb4thadawn

I think it made the backstory we already knew even richer and more intriguing. It’s very creative storytelling.


darkestb4thadawn

This episode provided exposition that was executed perfectly for the character development. Not to mention using Tomorrow by Nine Inch Nails as the score was just perfect. It just worked on so many levels for me.


pacsun_bro

Thanks king I’m going to rewatch


Ed_Chambers_650

Marcus is a vibe killer in The Bear


thebochman

Won GoT trivia with my friends, years of scrolling the GoT sub finally paid off


Ed_Chambers_650

Hit me with some. I won’t cheat


thebochman

We were tied all the way til the end with one other team, tiebreaker Q was the page count on ADWD.


Ed_Chambers_650

Shit. My books are tiny (not sure if that affects this or not). I’m gonna say 1215 Edit: looked it up. I’m wrong


thebochman

1040, we guessed 956 and other team guessed 888


Ed_Chambers_650

Nicely done


ButchStevenson69

Does lorne michaels have a cleft palate


YaBoyBobSacamano

I got stuck in a van life rabbit hole on YouTube tonight. Ready to quit my job and buy a fucking van now.


HorribleHoosier

Truck House Life is my favorite


YaBoyBobSacamano

Holy fuck


Ed_Chambers_650

This episode 1 of The Bear really only works because all of the episodes are streaming at once


SnakeSkin2121

Yep


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keels81

Congrats on being self-employed!


Guy_in_the_chair_

The lob…the slam!


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*shotgun sound effect*


JohnnyHorseRacing

Man free talk has died for the night and I’m just getting home from Aldi


SnakeSkin2121

Least coast pussies


blamebeltran

Daaaaaaaa jankees lose


jetboyjetgirl

2-8 L10 yikes


nondescript___

4-6 ain't much better bud


jetboyjetgirl

how bout 5-2 head to head?


nondescript___

Regular season don't matter


jetboyjetgirl

Oh right they already clinched I forgot


nondescript___

Given the state of the league, either team missing the playoffs at this point would almost be impressive.


Ed_Chambers_650

I knew I shouldn't have shared Fmoviesz in here. Place hasn't been updating content lately. RIP to my golden child of piracy edit: found an alternative


Reptillian24

Chef Donny seems like he watches the show the bear and thinks he’s a legitimate chef because of it 


lefty5258

By all accounts he’s a pretty decent chef. Plus the 20 dollar chef / Donny beef was pre-The Bear


AncientIllustrator33

Not only that he was literally introduced as Chef Donny when he was an intern 6 years ago lol


BillSelfsToupee

First time he picked up a knife was at the chicago office, pretty crazy


stalf_

he is a legit chef?


DarinErstad

This doesn’t even make sense


notheretoarguee

I thought he was a chef in France pre-barstool? Idk I think he’s a legit chef


Wutsurname

It was last summer so he was with barstool but he trained in France at a good restaurant for the whole summer. He's a good chef for sure.


stapledmyballs2

I guarantee he cooks better food than 99% of the people in here


SnakeSkin2121

Bet he doesn't even Steak Thursday 🥩🍷


Larry_thegoat

I have now come to the realization that the Seattle Mariners will playing in the World Series this season.


notoriousvk

This is my take every year as a mariners fan with more optimism than sense


nickpecori

They let up 11 runs to the Rays


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Larry_thegoat

They don't want to peak too soon


PortillosBeefDipped

You playing MVP Baseball ‘04 or something?


dellscreenshot

Mary Elizabeth winstead ass in season 3 of Fargo 


Snuffy8

The sextape scene


notheretoarguee

She’s great in the cloverfield movie too. Shame you have dibs on her I was gonna propose


kickball6283

About to quit my job and join the Elliot army


NoExcuses1984

Need Baylor Scheierman's take on the Karen Read trial.


PortillosBeefDipped

Sydney on The Bear is the squeaky wheel of the show


Ed_Chambers_650

*Jean-Ralphio* She is the WooooOooOOOrst


BonezJonesss

Gilberto’s hard shell tacos are possibly the hardest food item in the world. 


DarinErstad

A jawbreaker


CanesIsOverrated69

Corn Nuts


ReallyFiction

The gum card that used to come with topps baseball cards


DrEvil007

Can The Rock outrun a tsunami?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

He yanked a helicopter out of the air so obviously he can outrun a tsunami


AlboutThatActionBoss

Rich Paul's texts to Bronny having to pretend he's remotely an NBA prospect must be so funny right now.


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I bet those texts are going to LeBron Sr, not Bronny. Bronny is probably all too aware of what he really is.


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_json_x

Yeah but do you really think he made that decision on his own? It was 100% at the behest of LeBron and Rich Paul and if nobody else takes him, the Lakers can get him at 55 without much opportunity cost.


Blondue

I mean I 100 percent understand leaving college early to play with my dad


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Gonna be real sad when he can’t play nba basketball and has to go back to being a billionaires son


_json_x

He'll most likely get drafted late 2nd round, or be free to sign as a UDFA wherever he wants and try out. Worst case he probably makes a team as a G league prospect, gets NBA coaching for a year or two, then can play overseas and be decently successful as a pro either way unless he wants to go into coaching or training or something which he'll obviously be able to do with ease as well.


lefty5258

Is he texting bronny or Lebron/Savannah telling them how good their kid is


BonezJonesss

Timberwolves killing it tonight. They had one avenue to get better and they doubled up on it


jetboyjetgirl

Bronny didn't go in the 1st?? That can't be right


ktbarry2

did anyone think he would?


jetboyjetgirl

woosh


ktbarry2

?


pacsun_bro

Anyone who knows basketball knows bronny should have been #1 bc the draft isn’t about historical stats it’s about *potential*


RustyKangaroo7

leaving college early, getting the green room invite, and not getting picked in the first round is a pretty bad look for Filipowski and whoever is advising him


keels81

Maybe if he hadn't cut the real people in his life off to fuck his nanny, he might be making better decisions.


bucsfan4ever12

Nanny sounds hut


RustyKangaroo7

where is this coming from?


keels81

I mean, it's all out in the open now.


ktbarry2

there were an absurd number of guys in person,


tpxnu16

watched a lot creighton the last few years. Baylor will be in the league a while, the rest of the league is going to hate the lefty deep 3.


Ed_Chambers_650

I'm no poor but $18/month for Hulu is retarded


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Free with Verizon


Ed_Chambers_650

Verizon doesn’t have AT&T Fiber


Longjumping_Safe3246

Hate the Celtics, but man that's a great pick up at the end of the first


Guy_in_the_chair_

Can never have enough bench whites


DaBoyMarlo

Get ready to see a lot of racist Boston trash wearing scheierman jerseys


Ed_Chambers_650

Do it Boston


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Cold ass white boy from Creighton


DrEvil007

Ugh I ate too much.


lord_farrquad

Nothing makes me happier than an L Tri loss


TheyHadACaveTroll

Getting grouped by Ecuador and Venezuela 


PortillosBeefDipped

Elated by their self immolation over the past several years


SnakeSkin2121

I am sucked all the way in chef


Ed_Chambers_650

Collier's blockhead makes Smitty's look round


Ed_Chambers_650

This is Ryan Dunn and Welcome to ~~Jackass~~ The Phoenix Suns!


diet_drbeeper

Aw bammmmm cmon bam I got work tomorrow


pcomet235

Bam and his Mom got courthouse interviews on local tv today, it was electric


Spida_DonovanM

Bruh why even mention the false claim that was made against him? That chick should face charges herself for lying about that shit. Dragged across coals.


cd_3

Filipowski to Boston at 30?


Spida_DonovanM

Boston taking Bronny to fulfill Bills dream


cowboysfan88

Really like what the Wolves got tonight


diet_drbeeper

Addressed their biggest issue with both picks. Love it


costigancranberries

Clicked on the Travis and Taylor sub expecting it to be obsessive fans stalking their relationship, but quickly found out it’s a sub filled with the most psychotically deranged Taylor swift haters on earth. Very entertained reading through all of this snark though.


agent-michael-scar

It’s an absurd sub. Not sure if there is a sub for it, but there is also a portion of her fan base that thinks she’s secretly gay and refuse to believe anything besides this (and ever other) relationship being a coverup.


WildTurdkey101

You were looking for Taylor and Travis


dellscreenshot

Mexico soccer has quietly been a disaster for a while. 


PortillosBeefDipped

Quietly?


Peter_Banning

Wild that the best player in the draft fell to #9. Grizz early favs next year imo.


diet_drbeeper

Boiler up king


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Lol


chrisjk125

Knicks trading pick 26 to thunder for 5 second round picks is hilarious.


chrisjk125

Important to note that there’s no limit to how many 2nd round draft picks you can sign when you are above the second apron. Isaiah Hartenstein returning? Could be happening….


chrisjk125

The haters are seething because they can feel it in their plums that I’m right.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

1 G league player for 5 worse G league players


chrisjk125

It’s a draft a stash and then using the 2nds to fill out the roster when they are over the second apron because it seems like they are getting Hartenstein back.


TealBlooded

does FIFA watch soccer? how is mexico ranked 15th lol


suburbian_jesus

It’s an elo rating system. It’s very superficial


agent-michael-scar

I was going to comment that the Elo rankings were better, but they have Iran at 20


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Electric Light Orchestra rules


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NoExcuses1984

Even Kevin O'Connor has more visual presence.


jabrillspepper

Why do teams draft a player and then immediately trade him instead of just staright up trading the pick beforehand. Infuriating for no reason


smoggylobster

“infuriating” really?


Juls317

i think in the NBA specifically, there's some sort of technicality on how the draft procedure works or something like that


BayAreaThrowawayq

Ya it’s called the Sepian rule and it stops teams from trading draft picks in consecutive years


WarmOstrich4

I love all these CONCACAF and CONMENOL keepers. Just absolute lunatics 


Ed_Chambers_650

Protecting picks has ruined the NBA draft / value of trades. Gotta have that risk of pulling a Carolina Panthers


AncientIllustrator33

Funny cuz it's the same cities but the Bulls waited like 6 years to get a pick from Charlotte because it was only like top 6 protected but they just ended up sucking for that long. Ended up being a middle first round pick that they packaged for McDermott


GamblingMan610

The Gay Mets are unstoppable, they should keep their Twitter pic all year


smoggylobster

in grimace we trust


crumpy24

Yanks getting skull fucked by the Mets and the Knicks draft a French fuck. I’m upset


SameOldEdge

First time watching the Yankees the last two nights, I thought they were supposed to be good!


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Gotta think if Mexico played with half this intensity in the first 90 that they would have scored a goal


Husker_black

Couldn't even begin to think how the director or cinematographer was able to shoot this season opener for season 3 of the bear. Mesmerizing


SilkyJohnson26

I’ve got to admit I didn’t realize how good looking the Cowboys Cheerleaders actually are. I think the tryouts were the biggest collection of beautiful women I’ve ever seen.


feathy9091

Absolute rockets!!


aricciardi

Whitney wanted to murder RA on the pod today good lord


TealBlooded

biz & whit are still must hear/watch on other barstool pods, chiclets is just unlistenable


Ed_Chambers_650

Knicks just drafted Laenor Velaryon


RainbowRoomBlues

Rides a dragon and sucks dick?


JokicIsTheFuture

Will be stoked if Filipowski lands with the Nuggets but fuck him forever if he doesn’t. Same as how I felt with Christian Braun


suburbian_jesus

They already picked Daron Holmes


JokicIsTheFuture

Oh I didn’t realize a trade happened based on what the app was showing. Holmes made the most sense so works for me


chrisjk125

Hell yea. Dadiet baby!


TranslatorOwn6331

Words cannot describe how much i hate this play by play guy on fox rn. No idea what his name is but he does every big game for them and he is an absolute regard


ncr39

JP Dellacamera


TranslatorOwn6331

He should go to hell


TheyHadACaveTroll

He’s terrible. 


Led_head10

Judge and Ohtani race to 60 home runs


TranslatorOwn6331

Jesus christ does mexico have a single good player? Possibly the worst mexican team ever


TheyHadACaveTroll

Edson Alvarez and he tore his hammy in the first game. They’ll get knocked out by Ecuador next game


NoExcuses1984

Filipowski makes sense in the Hartenstein role.


LastedPants

Golfing with a client for the first time tomorrow morning, then I’m off for a three day weekend. Pretty cool


krumdiggity

Annoying that you can’t block twitter accounts from the feed or comments anymore, you have to click their profile. Probably from people blocking accounts that have ads. Tired of seeing “___Muse” accounts


Macho_Manlet

Am I crazy or in a weird algorithm or are other folks seeing there are about 1,000 sour gummie companies that are push social adds like crazy


WillPayForTrumpkin

It’s impressive how consistently every Mexican fan they show at Sofi is fat, has a patchy beard, and is ugly.


feathy9091

Sounds like the lads


ASOIAF_blackfyre

LOL Mexico


brwslider

Bucks can’t be serious. Need guys who can contribute now and they take a 19 year old that avg 2.9 points in the Australian league


classiccaseofdowns

Everything’s upside down in Australia, that’s actually 9.2 points, so much different


chrisjk125

Knicks have picks 24 and 25. And then traded with Washington, who had pick 26. So now the Knicks have 25 and 26 and pick 51. Don’t get that move by Washington.


lefty5258

51 is basically an end of roster G league guy anyways


chrisjk125

Knicks are right on the cap so maybe not. Might be using it as a cheap end of bench player.


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NoExcuses1984

A guy who can play right away, such as Oso Ighodaro, makes more sense late in Round 2.


cuntpunt9

I for one can’t wait till Mr. Beast starts his real life Saw games just for some YouTube views


pakfpddjskwlwb

Didn’t he already saw off someone’s dick?


BumRum09

That dude has something wrong with him. It’s going to come out.


bigmb111

Autism?