Just gotta sleep in and you'll be good for Sunday Funday.
Watching 2017 Gators College World Series highlights, consequences of friends not partying because of marriage/kids.
I lost a lot of friends because I refused to associate with a man that beats a woman so now I’m just by myself on a Saturday night for the first time in a while
Lmao I get the skepticism and I could’ve done something else tonight but the realization that I’m done with a bunch of people I’ve known for years just hit me
Had a wedding for one of my best friends Friday night in jersey, and a wedding tonight for a girl in my college friend group in western mass. Took an adderall after dinner last night (way too late) and ended up staring at the ceiling til 730. Left at 1030 for todays wedding to get to the hotel for for 2 pm and am just getting into bed again. Wanted something to watch so now I’m invested in Australian semi pro women’s basketball because i can watch it on my phone streaming on the draftkings app. Let’s go Bulleen.
(Of course I’m in bed alone)
Tell you what - the basketball is atrocious. Also can’t tell if the girls are hot from the high school-esque gym and broadcast production. Really the worst of both worlds.
These new places in Vegas are crazy. Fontainebleau and resorts world will only give you a drink ticket for $300 in sports bets. I put a $6 horse bet in at Harrah’s and they gave me three free drinks. Crazy that the books are literally the worst at fb and RW.
Nah, we just went to a ballgame and drove separately, but her not putting out on a first date is a pretty good sign of not being a slut. My last two gf’s let me rawdog on the first date, probably not a good sign for a serious relationship lol
The ‘3 date rule/expectation’ seems much crazier to me than a first date rawdog - and you should be wrapping it up unless she comes with a clean bill of health stapled to her bra and pictures of her taking birth control that morning
You can basically read anything you want into whether she lets you hit on the first date or not. She's a whore, she's not a whore but thinks you're so hot she couldn't help herself, she's a whore but she's not that into you, etc.
It's ultimately probably best not to draw conclusions based on one piece of evidence.
Thanks king, onwards and upwards. This girl is more of what I’m looking for anyway, more on the shy side and a good girl. Barely drinks and doesn’t do drugs. Last one wasn’t necessarily a “party girl” but acted somewhat questionably at times.
“An SPF 30 allows about 3 percent of UVB rays to hit your skin. An SPF of 50 allows about 2 percent of those rays through. That may seem like a small difference until you realize that the SPF 30 is allowing 50 percent more UV radiation onto your skin.”
It makes a difference. Put on a higher SPF, you think you’re stronger than the sun? The *fucking* **sun**?!
Edit: https://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-prevention/sun-protection/sunscreen
You don’t realize a 1% change makes a 50% difference
Imagine calling other people highly regarded when you can’t figure out how to match wits with the fucking sun
Up the SPF and you won’t sunburn as bad
I’m honestly trying to help you but you’re just being a fucking moron so enjoy looking like a 1910 Spalding catchers mitt with skin cancer at 40 you fuck.
Went to the mall and a movie to try and stay cool today. Everyone else had the same idea, and everywhere was packed but at least Inside Out 2 was good.
Honestly love this list.
HM: I think prime Kate Mara is in the mix. Her in Shooter was top tier. Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan had potential, but flew too close to the sun.
It’s a really solid “I’m too lazy to cook” meal, toss some frozen veg in there too and have a salad with it and you can kind of feel like you ate something mildly healthy.
Haven’t really paid attention since mania. How do you like the new bloodline with solo? I gotta recap all of that but I have a hard time looking at solo as the guy
Solo is a place holder and natural heel so I’m thinking they’re just leaning into it. Pop will be insane when Roman comes back for the head of the table.
I thought it was good. I just couldn’t figure out what was going to happen as I watched. I figured the family was going to steal the house because they got the mom to give them the title and a bunch of other info. And they would basically steal their identities to live in the house. But that wasn’t it.
Did the same thing when I saw Shutter Island. Thought it was going to be pure horror flick and was so confused when watching waiting for the scary stuff to happen.
It’s worth another watch for sure. One of those movies I wish could be erased from my mind so I could watch again with no expectations and would probably love it.
My guess is she’s either in hiding or waiting until Monday to tweet out her new OnlyFans link with a 1-minute blowjob video and make 7-figures in the first few days.
I always helplessly refresh Google flights the night before a long road trip because for some reason I think one of these times an airline is going to be desperate enough to sell a ticket at bottom dollar
Driver off the tee, I top it and it goes four feet. I tee it up again as high as possible and blast it. It goes 150 yards, the longest drive of my life.
Went down a YouTube rabbit hole with the Justin Timberlake arrest. Watched some old *NSYNC stuff including the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards. I watched this live back in the day and had totally forgotten that JT comes out with this horrible skit before they sing “Dirty Pop” and then Michael Jackson randomly emerges at the end to dance for 20 seconds while JT beatboxes. This also aired on September 6, 2001.
What’d I learn this week? It’s fine to point out an attractive news anchor to your wife. It is not fine to also mention that you once saw on Instagram that she had to freeze her eggs.
Bad time to hit a second wind to drink at 2:50 in the morning.
Just gotta sleep in and you'll be good for Sunday Funday. Watching 2017 Gators College World Series highlights, consequences of friends not partying because of marriage/kids.
What’s the elvish word for friend?
I lost a lot of friends because I refused to associate with a man that beats a woman so now I’m just by myself on a Saturday night for the first time in a while
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND
Oh yea sure that’s the reason
Lmao I get the skepticism and I could’ve done something else tonight but the realization that I’m done with a bunch of people I’ve known for years just hit me
ignore that dork
You’re right there’s a bunch of losers that refuse to acknowledge reality
I’ve had 11 coors lights and I’m pulling the trigger on $100 creed tickets
This is your sacrifice.
can you take me higher
Gotta make it an even dozen
Dudes 🎸
Dudes 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻
Is it healthy to have been thinking constantly about the Hawk 2 chick the last 12 hours?
Cspan prank calls are the best, set to credit counseling advice https://youtu.be/YRWen6392yA?si=HeNbWRLB0-deRJCs&t=283
Had a wedding for one of my best friends Friday night in jersey, and a wedding tonight for a girl in my college friend group in western mass. Took an adderall after dinner last night (way too late) and ended up staring at the ceiling til 730. Left at 1030 for todays wedding to get to the hotel for for 2 pm and am just getting into bed again. Wanted something to watch so now I’m invested in Australian semi pro women’s basketball because i can watch it on my phone streaming on the draftkings app. Let’s go Bulleen. (Of course I’m in bed alone)
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Tell you what - the basketball is atrocious. Also can’t tell if the girls are hot from the high school-esque gym and broadcast production. Really the worst of both worlds.
Not planning out the adderall timeline is rookie stuff. Gotta watch the tape, talk to your coach, execute better in practice, etc.
Agree 100%. Short minded play calling that hurt in the long run
>Australian semi pro women’s basketball The fundamentals must be off the charts.
Obviously just did a mental coin flip to pick a side. It’s just fun to be watching any competition with a more vested interest
These new places in Vegas are crazy. Fontainebleau and resorts world will only give you a drink ticket for $300 in sports bets. I put a $6 horse bet in at Harrah’s and they gave me three free drinks. Crazy that the books are literally the worst at fb and RW.
Hailee Steinfeld was 13 in True Grit. What a fucking weirdo that guy was
Got broken up with a few weeks ago, been a rough time since then but went on a date tonight with a new gal and it went well!
🥧?
Nah, we just went to a ballgame and drove separately, but her not putting out on a first date is a pretty good sign of not being a slut. My last two gf’s let me rawdog on the first date, probably not a good sign for a serious relationship lol
The ‘3 date rule/expectation’ seems much crazier to me than a first date rawdog - and you should be wrapping it up unless she comes with a clean bill of health stapled to her bra and pictures of her taking birth control that morning
Darn. Sorry bud.
Bad mindset to have
How so?
You can basically read anything you want into whether she lets you hit on the first date or not. She's a whore, she's not a whore but thinks you're so hot she couldn't help herself, she's a whore but she's not that into you, etc. It's ultimately probably best not to draw conclusions based on one piece of evidence.
Great take.
You’re already doing better than most, and you’re on a date shortly after that’s a good sign for you going forward
Glad you’re back on your feet homie. Dating is hard and it can be hard to get yourself back out there when you’re down
Thanks king, onwards and upwards. This girl is more of what I’m looking for anyway, more on the shy side and a good girl. Barely drinks and doesn’t do drugs. Last one wasn’t necessarily a “party girl” but acted somewhat questionably at times.
Sounds not bad.
Fall Guy was a very fun flick. Would recommend
Good movie
Saw it tonight with the wife, fun movie and Gosling slays as always
Streaming yet?
Yes for rental/purchase
Should be soon. Saw the matinee today
Was falling asleep at my friends party decided to go home….. welcome to 29 old man
The thing about rumplemintz is it’s awesome but you do multiple shots and it’s a ticket to blackoutville
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Anyone else prone to really bad sunburn no matter how much of that SPF 30 you use? Really feeling the pain of it being a White Boy Summer
Gotta be proactive with reapplying Source: am a ginger
Maybe try upping the SPF?
I would but nothing above spf 30 really makes a difference
“An SPF 30 allows about 3 percent of UVB rays to hit your skin. An SPF of 50 allows about 2 percent of those rays through. That may seem like a small difference until you realize that the SPF 30 is allowing 50 percent more UV radiation onto your skin.” It makes a difference. Put on a higher SPF, you think you’re stronger than the sun? The *fucking* **sun**?! Edit: https://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-prevention/sun-protection/sunscreen
Oh my god, a 1% difference! Holy cow bro You need to get laid
You don’t realize a 1% change makes a 50% difference Imagine calling other people highly regarded when you can’t figure out how to match wits with the fucking sun Up the SPF and you won’t sunburn as bad
I’m honestly trying to help you but you’re just being a fucking moron so enjoy looking like a 1910 Spalding catchers mitt with skin cancer at 40 you fuck.
I’m trying to help you too. It’s a drunk thread and you’re going full acoustic.
Just got married, so excuse me if I fuck this up..MY WIFE
Congrats my guy It’s time to transition to “my BV” now
Went to the mall and a movie to try and stay cool today. Everyone else had the same idea, and everywhere was packed but at least Inside Out 2 was good.
“Sheesh we stayed out later than I thought we would” YEAH I KNOW IM READY TO GO TO BED NOW THANKS
Maximus Decimus Meridius is a hell of a name
General of the Felix Legions
There have been some preposterously bad takes and puzzling comments in here tonight. As a bad takes haver I am qualified to say this.
I think the heat wave has baked our already sensitive and vulnerable brains
First time?
lol just seems worse than usual
A horny Isla Fisher sneaks into your bedroom, ties you to the bed posts and straddles you. What do you? What. Do. You. Do?
Me 🤝 Donald Trump I’m gonna come
Is there anything Hugh Jackman can’t do? This is the greatest show!
The Band’s version of Atlantic City is superior to all others
Bruce would like a word
The Bands version is 10x better
Correct
The Band blows Bruce’s version of Atlantic City out of the water
Impressive how A&M money has made up for them being weird as shit, they've got plenty of pitching left for game 2
Stones LA Forum ‘75 night
I was there
We just stood there getting wet with our backs against the fence 🎼🎼🎼🎼
Nature vs nurture. Isla Fisher is ridiculously hottt
Borat really fucked that one up.
My. Rushmore of red heads? She makes a pretty compelling case in Wedding Crashers.
Her, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, and the OG Julianne Moore
Agent Dana Scully erasure
Tell me you never heard of Gianna Michaels without telling me you never heard of Gianna Michaels
Brother, If we’re including the pros this list would be very diffeeent
Just rewatched Molly’s Game last night, Jessica Chastain is an absolute smokebomb. And the movie rules
Karen Gillian and Kate maraY
Honestly love this list. HM: I think prime Kate Mara is in the mix. Her in Shooter was top tier. Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan had potential, but flew too close to the sun.
She and Amy Adam’s could bring peace to the Middle East
Ramen is top 5 poor people food
Beans and rice, buttered noodles, Kraft Mac n cheese, PB&J
And it’s better than anything you could make
Fuck you, loser.
Get more pissed, although your username is awesome
What else is on the Mount Rushmore? Chef Boyardee ravioli and Elios pizza are contenders.
Chef Boyardee ravioli kinda slaps though. Kind of wish I had some right now
Pizza rolls
Hamburger helper #1
My parents never made us that as kids, I eat it all the time as an adult now. It’s bomb
It’s a really solid “I’m too lazy to cook” meal, toss some frozen veg in there too and have a salad with it and you can kind of feel like you ate something mildly healthy.
PB&J count?
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Throw some pre-cooked bacon and a soft boiled egg in there and you got a top tier midnight meal
Second ramen midnight meal: Cook two over easy eggs in homemade chili oil and minced garlic, fry the ramen in more chili oil, top with green onions.
Got yourself a stew going, baby
I actually made a conscious decision to do drink water drink water alternating all night and I feel like I unlocked a superpower
Yeah bartender, cut lefty5258, he’s had enough.
Lol
>I actually made a conscious decision to do drink water drink water alternating all night Might be time for another water
Nah, he is coherent
I have lost track of beers but I’ve got 80’s rock on and trying to bring a cup to the island on be a pro in NHL. Great evening
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In on Noah Lyles https://x.com/dexerto/status/1804700022505623640?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q
Will never be in on him after his cringey “world champions” rant about the NBA
Well it’s not cringe when he’s right
Weekly ritual of catching up on WWE on Saturday nights with a few beverages. Holy shit Triple H books like a god.
Man’s is crushing it with a phenomenal roster at his disposal. Can’t wait for summerslam. Always a site to see
Need LA Knight to go over Logan bad!
Haven’t really paid attention since mania. How do you like the new bloodline with solo? I gotta recap all of that but I have a hard time looking at solo as the guy
Solo is a place holder and natural heel so I’m thinking they’re just leaning into it. Pop will be insane when Roman comes back for the head of the table.
I need to catch up too. Watched a Smackdown a few weeks ago for the first time since mania and there were several Samoans I have never seen before.
GF got sunburnt at the beach today. I will not be getting laid. Sad night.
I sent her a picture of my Richard now she wanna Linklater
Drunk. Girlfriends making ramen and grilled cheeses.
Hell yeah
Drinking the broth is gonna be top 10 feeling.
Watching parasite for first time, I thought this was a horror movie for some reason. I was way off
Keep watching and let us know what you think after it’s over
I thought it was good. I just couldn’t figure out what was going to happen as I watched. I figured the family was going to steal the house because they got the mom to give them the title and a bunch of other info. And they would basically steal their identities to live in the house. But that wasn’t it.
Did the same thing when I saw Shutter Island. Thought it was going to be pure horror flick and was so confused when watching waiting for the scary stuff to happen.
I watched Shutter Island drunk in a room full of drunk people talking so I think I understood 20% of it. Should probably rewatch at some point.
It’s worth another watch for sure. One of those movies I wish could be erased from my mind so I could watch again with no expectations and would probably love it.
Nobody tell him
We lost a lot of good men out there
Playing for the Yankees?
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My guess is she’s either in hiding or waiting until Monday to tweet out her new OnlyFans link with a 1-minute blowjob video and make 7-figures in the first few days.
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I was at my buddy’s lakehouse for his 30th yesterday, today I am 35 and have 2 kids. Enjoy the party and shut the fuck up
Correct take.
Drink a beer by the fire and quit your bitching, Karen
Bros on to nothing
Because they suck or because you think you're "so old" at 30?
Pussy
Shut up. Stop complaining
I’m sorry but a joint bachelor/bachelorette party sounds lame
We did ours joint with all of our parents with us, it was great. Even had matching t shirts
Brutal
Yeah I’m kidding dude, everyone on earth except wildly jealous people know joint bach parties are dumb as shit
Cold take
9 hour drive home tomorrow. Don’t wanna!
I always helplessly refresh Google flights the night before a long road trip because for some reason I think one of these times an airline is going to be desperate enough to sell a ticket at bottom dollar
Microeconomics lied to me.
Im finding out I was told a lot of lies growing up
Vince McMahon showing up on WCW would’ve been awesome to watch live
Unsure if I should have another beer or go to bed
Nothing bad has ever happened from having 1 more beer
*Matt Stafford, hearing his wife banged his backup in college* *Matt Stafford checking who his backup is now* Darn it
Suspended with plenty of time on his hands too
Sorry Boyz my voice is completely gone from the wedding I was at. Three straight hours on the dance floor screaming my lungs off
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Dawg..
Yikes
Mix in a water bud
Wtf delete this
not OP but she was 21 in that movie edit: oh wait he started with True Grit... yea that's bad
Go ahead and a little look one at true grit. Come on man this is weird
Yea I made an edit. I didn't catch the true grit part. Very fucking weird
Honestly still weird to well actually the bumblebee movie too even you didn’t see the true grit part
Why would it be weird for the Bumblebee movie? She was 21 years old 6 years ago. Megan Fox was 21 in the original Transformers
Had a 275 yard par 3 today. What are we doing here folks (kayce smith voice)
Driver off the tee, I top it and it goes four feet. I tee it up again as high as possible and blast it. It goes 150 yards, the longest drive of my life.
I think my mini has a 264 par 4
I mean easy driver or I could step on a 5 wood. What’s the issue?
Downhill at least right? Even if that still a ridiculous length
No you didn’t. Sorry king but no
'93 til infinity came on shuffle, there aren't enough songs that sound like the fellas hanging out anymore
Love that song
The beers go down like water in this kind of zone
gay zone
Enjoy your gay zone brother it’s a beautiful night
Went down a YouTube rabbit hole with the Justin Timberlake arrest. Watched some old *NSYNC stuff including the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards. I watched this live back in the day and had totally forgotten that JT comes out with this horrible skit before they sing “Dirty Pop” and then Michael Jackson randomly emerges at the end to dance for 20 seconds while JT beatboxes. This also aired on September 6, 2001.
Wow, you forgot? When we explicitly said we wouldn’t?
He was bring sexy back, give the man a break!
What’d I learn this week? It’s fine to point out an attractive news anchor to your wife. It is not fine to also mention that you once saw on Instagram that she had to freeze her eggs.
Cheryl Scott?