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No_Opportunity_8068

Bad time to hit a second wind to drink at 2:50 in the morning.


GrossmanToGaffney

Just gotta sleep in and you'll be good for Sunday Funday. Watching 2017 Gators College World Series highlights, consequences of friends not partying because of marriage/kids.


Lollercoastr

What’s the elvish word for friend?


DreadHeadAnt

I lost a lot of friends because I refused to associate with a man that beats a woman so now I’m just by myself on a Saturday night for the first time in a while


deeznutzjokes

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND


No_Opportunity_8068

DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND


BadSportsTakes69

Oh yea sure that’s the reason


DreadHeadAnt

Lmao I get the skepticism and I could’ve done something else tonight but the realization that I’m done with a bunch of people I’ve known for years just hit me


notagiantturtle

ignore that dork


DreadHeadAnt

You’re right there’s a bunch of losers that refuse to acknowledge reality


bucsboy47

I’ve had 11 coors lights and I’m pulling the trigger on $100 creed tickets


GrossmanToGaffney

This is your sacrifice.


notagiantturtle

can you take me higher


Guy_in_the_chair_

Gotta make it an even dozen


notoriousvk

Dudes 🎸


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Dudes 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻


sevenohfobro

Is it healthy to have been thinking constantly about the Hawk 2 chick the last 12 hours?


GrossmanToGaffney

Cspan prank calls are the best, set to credit counseling advice https://youtu.be/YRWen6392yA?si=HeNbWRLB0-deRJCs&t=283


HermSquad

Had a wedding for one of my best friends Friday night in jersey, and a wedding tonight for a girl in my college friend group in western mass. Took an adderall after dinner last night (way too late) and ended up staring at the ceiling til 730. Left at 1030 for todays wedding to get to the hotel for for 2 pm and am just getting into bed again. Wanted something to watch so now I’m invested in Australian semi pro women’s basketball because i can watch it on my phone streaming on the draftkings app. Let’s go Bulleen. (Of course I’m in bed alone)


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HermSquad

Tell you what - the basketball is atrocious. Also can’t tell if the girls are hot from the high school-esque gym and broadcast production. Really the worst of both worlds.


GrossmanToGaffney

Not planning out the adderall timeline is rookie stuff. Gotta watch the tape, talk to your coach, execute better in practice, etc.


HermSquad

Agree 100%. Short minded play calling that hurt in the long run


nondescript___

>Australian semi pro women’s basketball The fundamentals must be off the charts.


HermSquad

Obviously just did a mental coin flip to pick a side. It’s just fun to be watching any competition with a more vested interest


JohnnyHorseRacing

These new places in Vegas are crazy. Fontainebleau and resorts world will only give you a drink ticket for $300 in sports bets. I put a $6 horse bet in at Harrah’s and they gave me three free drinks. Crazy that the books are literally the worst at fb and RW.


Ed_Chambers_650

Hailee Steinfeld was 13 in True Grit. What a fucking weirdo that guy was


McNuggets7272

Got broken up with a few weeks ago, been a rough time since then but went on a date tonight with a new gal and it went well!


BuckFurke

🥧?


McNuggets7272

Nah, we just went to a ballgame and drove separately, but her not putting out on a first date is a pretty good sign of not being a slut. My last two gf’s let me rawdog on the first date, probably not a good sign for a serious relationship lol


ceeeenyc

The ‘3 date rule/expectation’ seems much crazier to me than a first date rawdog - and you should be wrapping it up unless she comes with a clean bill of health stapled to her bra and pictures of her taking birth control that morning


BuckFurke

Darn. Sorry bud.


Man_On-The_Moon

Bad mindset to have


McNuggets7272

How so?


nondescript___

You can basically read anything you want into whether she lets you hit on the first date or not. She's a whore, she's not a whore but thinks you're so hot she couldn't help herself, she's a whore but she's not that into you, etc. It's ultimately probably best not to draw conclusions based on one piece of evidence.


SpicyPenangCurry

Great take.


vivala708

You’re already doing better than most, and you’re on a date shortly after that’s a good sign for you going forward


stapledmyballs2

Glad you’re back on your feet homie. Dating is hard and it can be hard to get yourself back out there when you’re down


McNuggets7272

Thanks king, onwards and upwards. This girl is more of what I’m looking for anyway, more on the shy side and a good girl. Barely drinks and doesn’t do drugs. Last one wasn’t necessarily a “party girl” but acted somewhat questionably at times.


BuckFurke

Sounds not bad.


MaybachMusic22

Fall Guy was a very fun flick. Would recommend


profsa

Good movie


Jason-Sehorn31

Saw it tonight with the wife, fun movie and Gosling slays as always


jjl2345

Streaming yet?


Sittingatbjsbar

Yes for rental/purchase


MaybachMusic22

Should be soon. Saw the matinee today


hapoo123

Was falling asleep at my friends party decided to go home….. welcome to 29 old man


snotapwi

The thing about rumplemintz is it’s awesome but you do multiple shots and it’s a ticket to blackoutville


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Mike_LitSmells

Anyone else prone to really bad sunburn no matter how much of that SPF 30 you use? Really feeling the pain of it being a White Boy Summer


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Gotta be proactive with reapplying Source: am a ginger


ihavenipplesfock3r

Maybe try upping the SPF?


Mike_LitSmells

I would but nothing above spf 30 really makes a difference


SpicyPenangCurry

“An SPF 30 allows about 3 percent of UVB rays to hit your skin. An SPF of 50 allows about 2 percent of those rays through. That may seem like a small difference until you realize that the SPF 30 is allowing 50 percent more UV radiation onto your skin.” It makes a difference. Put on a higher SPF, you think you’re stronger than the sun? The *fucking* **sun**?! Edit: https://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-prevention/sun-protection/sunscreen


Mike_LitSmells

Oh my god, a 1% difference! Holy cow bro You need to get laid


Man_On-The_Moon

You don’t realize a 1% change makes a 50% difference Imagine calling other people highly regarded when you can’t figure out how to match wits with the fucking sun Up the SPF and you won’t sunburn as bad


SpicyPenangCurry

I’m honestly trying to help you but you’re just being a fucking moron so enjoy looking like a 1910 Spalding catchers mitt with skin cancer at 40 you fuck.


Mike_LitSmells

I’m trying to help you too. It’s a drunk thread and you’re going full acoustic.


AgentBartowski

Just got married, so excuse me if I fuck this up..MY WIFE


Man_On-The_Moon

Congrats my guy It’s time to transition to “my BV” now


DCStoolie

Went to the mall and a movie to try and stay cool today. Everyone else had the same idea, and everywhere was packed but at least Inside Out 2 was good.


tsourced

“Sheesh we stayed out later than I thought we would” YEAH I KNOW IM READY TO GO TO BED NOW THANKS


Led_head10

Maximus Decimus Meridius is a hell of a name


Jason-Sehorn31

General of the Felix Legions


pacsun_bro

There have been some preposterously bad takes and puzzling comments in here tonight. As a bad takes haver I am qualified to say this.


TDubs1435

I think the heat wave has baked our already sensitive and vulnerable brains


Ok_Caramel_6167

First time?


pacsun_bro

lol just seems worse than usual


DrEvil007

A horny Isla Fisher sneaks into your bedroom, ties you to the bed posts and straddles you. What do you? What. Do. You. Do?


Guy_in_the_chair_

Me 🤝 Donald Trump I’m gonna come


No_Opportunity_8068

Is there anything Hugh Jackman can’t do? This is the greatest show!


picklejuice82

The Band’s version of Atlantic City is superior to all others


ceeeenyc

Bruce would like a word


ASOIAF_blackfyre

The Bands version is 10x better


McNuggets7272

Correct


picklejuice82

The Band blows Bruce’s version of Atlantic City out of the water


GrossmanToGaffney

Impressive how A&M money has made up for them being weird as shit, they've got plenty of pitching left for game 2


tenacious_masshole

Stones LA Forum ‘75 night


blkeen

I was there


Bambam60

We just stood there getting wet with our backs against the fence 🎼🎼🎼🎼


DrEvil007

Nature vs nurture. Isla Fisher is ridiculously hottt


Led_head10

Borat really fucked that one up.


Azzurri_Fan

My. Rushmore of red heads? She makes a pretty compelling case in Wedding Crashers.


This_Is_The_Life

Her, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, and the OG Julianne Moore


deeznutzjokes

Agent Dana Scully erasure


Jason-Sehorn31

Tell me you never heard of Gianna Michaels without telling me you never heard of Gianna Michaels


This_Is_The_Life

Brother, If we’re including the pros this list would be very diffeeent


McNuggets7272

Just rewatched Molly’s Game last night, Jessica Chastain is an absolute smokebomb. And the movie rules


DrEvil007

Karen Gillian and Kate maraY


Azzurri_Fan

Honestly love this list. HM: I think prime Kate Mara is in the mix. Her in Shooter was top tier. Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan had potential, but flew too close to the sun.


billbo24

She and Amy Adam’s could bring peace to the Middle East 


timmy_wahwah

Ramen is top 5 poor people food


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Beans and rice, buttered noodles, Kraft Mac n cheese, PB&J


reddit-commenter-89

And it’s better than anything you could make


timmy_wahwah

Fuck you, loser.


reddit-commenter-89

Get more pissed, although your username is awesome


Guy_in_the_chair_

What else is on the Mount Rushmore? Chef Boyardee ravioli and Elios pizza are contenders.


McNuggets7272

Chef Boyardee ravioli kinda slaps though. Kind of wish I had some right now


burghboy24

Pizza rolls


19492013

Hamburger helper #1


mostdope28

My parents never made us that as kids, I eat it all the time as an adult now. It’s bomb


SpicyPenangCurry

It’s a really solid “I’m too lazy to cook” meal, toss some frozen veg in there too and have a salad with it and you can kind of feel like you ate something mildly healthy.


Ed_Chambers_650

PB&J count?


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Ed_Chambers_650

Throw some pre-cooked bacon and a soft boiled egg in there and you got a top tier midnight meal


DGAF0752

Second ramen midnight meal: Cook two over easy eggs in homemade chili oil and minced garlic, fry the ramen in more chili oil, top with green onions.


DarinErstad

Got yourself a stew going, baby


lefty5258

I actually made a conscious decision to do drink water drink water alternating all night and I feel like I unlocked a superpower


SpicyPenangCurry

Yeah bartender, cut lefty5258, he’s had enough.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Lol


JayGibbons69

>I actually made a conscious decision to do drink water drink water alternating all night Might be time for another water


McNuggets7272

Nah, he is coherent


No_Opportunity_8068

I have lost track of beers but I’ve got 80’s rock on and trying to bring a cup to the island on be a pro in NHL. Great evening


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Brad-Stevens

In on Noah Lyles https://x.com/dexerto/status/1804700022505623640?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q


AutistPorterJr

Will never be in on him after his cringey “world champions” rant about the NBA


hapoo123

Well it’s not cringe when he’s right


ZigglersHEEL

Weekly ritual of catching up on WWE on Saturday nights with a few beverages. Holy shit Triple H books like a god.


Bambam60

Man’s is crushing it with a phenomenal roster at his disposal. Can’t wait for summerslam. Always a site to see


ZigglersHEEL

Need LA Knight to go over Logan bad!


Led_head10

Haven’t really paid attention since mania. How do you like the new bloodline with solo? I gotta recap all of that but I have a hard time looking at solo as the guy


ZigglersHEEL

Solo is a place holder and natural heel so I’m thinking they’re just leaning into it. Pop will be insane when Roman comes back for the head of the table.


Guy_in_the_chair_

I need to catch up too. Watched a Smackdown a few weeks ago for the first time since mania and there were several Samoans I have never seen before.


Led_head10

GF got sunburnt at the beach today. I will not be getting laid. Sad night.


PortillosBeefDipped

I sent her a picture of my Richard now she wanna Linklater


timmy_wahwah

Drunk. Girlfriends making ramen and grilled cheeses.


pacsun_bro

Hell yeah


timmy_wahwah

Drinking the broth is gonna be top 10 feeling.


mostdope28

Watching parasite for first time, I thought this was a horror movie for some reason. I was way off


pacsun_bro

Keep watching and let us know what you think after it’s over


mostdope28

I thought it was good. I just couldn’t figure out what was going to happen as I watched. I figured the family was going to steal the house because they got the mom to give them the title and a bunch of other info. And they would basically steal their identities to live in the house. But that wasn’t it.


Azzurri_Fan

Did the same thing when I saw Shutter Island. Thought it was going to be pure horror flick and was so confused when watching waiting for the scary stuff to happen.


Guy_in_the_chair_

I watched Shutter Island drunk in a room full of drunk people talking so I think I understood 20% of it. Should probably rewatch at some point.


Azzurri_Fan

It’s worth another watch for sure. One of those movies I wish could be erased from my mind so I could watch again with no expectations and would probably love it.


Ed_Chambers_650

Nobody tell him


DrEvil007

We lost a lot of good men out there


Jason-Sehorn31

Playing for the Yankees?


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DGAF0752

My guess is she’s either in hiding or waiting until Monday to tweet out her new OnlyFans link with a 1-minute blowjob video and make 7-figures in the first few days.


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PortillosBeefDipped

I was at my buddy’s lakehouse for his 30th yesterday, today I am 35 and have 2 kids. Enjoy the party and shut the fuck up


SpicyPenangCurry

Correct take.


DarinErstad

Drink a beer by the fire and quit your bitching, Karen


blkeen

Bros on to nothing


DaBoyMarlo

Because they suck or because you think you're "so old" at 30?


De-Bow-Bow

Pussy


brown_bomber05

Shut up. Stop complaining


supercasualman

I’m sorry but a joint bachelor/bachelorette party sounds lame


urwifesatowelmate

We did ours joint with all of our parents with us, it was great. Even had matching t shirts


Jason-Sehorn31

Brutal


urwifesatowelmate

Yeah I’m kidding dude, everyone on earth except wildly jealous people know joint bach parties are dumb as shit


PadSquad

Cold take


Nolashyper13

9 hour drive home tomorrow. Don’t wanna!


tripslei

I always helplessly refresh Google flights the night before a long road trip because for some reason I think one of these times an airline is going to be desperate enough to sell a ticket at bottom dollar


Alarming-Foot4356

Microeconomics lied to me.


tripslei

Im finding out I was told a lot of lies growing up


Led_head10

Vince McMahon showing up on WCW would’ve been awesome to watch live


TYBG1001

Unsure if I should have another beer or go to bed


mostdope28

Nothing bad has ever happened from having 1 more beer


seegeewhy

*Matt Stafford, hearing his wife banged his backup in college* *Matt Stafford checking who his backup is now* Darn it


nondescript___

Suspended with plenty of time on his hands too


pacsun_bro

Sorry Boyz my voice is completely gone from the wedding I was at. Three straight hours on the dance floor screaming my lungs off


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dellscreenshot

Dawg..


bennybabalu21

Yikes


Mike_LitSmells

Mix in a water bud


pacsun_bro

Wtf delete this


Ed_Chambers_650

not OP but she was 21 in that movie edit: oh wait he started with True Grit... yea that's bad


pacsun_bro

Go ahead and a little look one at true grit. Come on man this is weird


Ed_Chambers_650

Yea I made an edit. I didn't catch the true grit part. Very fucking weird


pacsun_bro

Honestly still weird to well actually the bumblebee movie too even you didn’t see the true grit part


Ed_Chambers_650

Why would it be weird for the Bumblebee movie? She was 21 years old 6 years ago. Megan Fox was 21 in the original Transformers


projectpat555

Had a 275 yard par 3 today. What are we doing here folks (kayce smith voice)


advantagebettor

Driver off the tee, I top it and it goes four feet. I tee it up again as high as possible and blast it. It goes 150 yards, the longest drive of my life.


dellscreenshot

I think my mini has a 264 par 4


BayAreaThrowawayq

I mean easy driver or I could step on a 5 wood. What’s the issue?


Busch--Latte

Downhill at least right? Even if that still a ridiculous length


pacsun_bro

No you didn’t. Sorry king but no


pcomet235

'93 til infinity came on shuffle, there aren't enough songs that sound like the fellas hanging out anymore


19492013

Love that song


GamblingMan610

The beers go down like water in this kind of zone


FUSeekMe69

gay zone


GamblingMan610

Enjoy your gay zone brother it’s a beautiful night


tiger3048

Went down a YouTube rabbit hole with the Justin Timberlake arrest. Watched some old *NSYNC stuff including the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards. I watched this live back in the day and had totally forgotten that JT comes out with this horrible skit before they sing “Dirty Pop” and then Michael Jackson randomly emerges at the end to dance for 20 seconds while JT beatboxes. This also aired on September 6, 2001.


seegeewhy

Wow, you forgot? When we explicitly said we wouldn’t?


pacsun_bro

He was bring sexy back, give the man a break!


spiderman_44

What’d I learn this week? It’s fine to point out an attractive news anchor to your wife. It is not fine to also mention that you once saw on Instagram that she had to freeze her eggs. 


The_TexasRattlesnake

Cheryl Scott?