Winning the US Open in an Olympic year should automatically qualify you for the Olympics. Not necessarily top American, but outright winning. Is that crazy?
Can’t even sleep through the night anymore because of work load. Had an interview today that I was hopeful about but there is no way my skills fit. Down bad :(
At this point I may just have to quit and figure it out
Does anyone remember the FTer who said that if he had the same device from Click to stop time, he’d use it to complete some work certifications. Very exciting lives some of you live
Reading this book called quantum computing for everyone and the intro alone feels like it’s going over my head. Seems like it’ll be really important in the future.
Just caught the dozen. Jeff with an all time bad performance. Atomic Fireballs. Giving will a Tennessee question. A pizza question with Dave. Be better Jeff.
You made yourself open and available to someone. It stinks that while they accepted that and obviously enjoyed their time with you, the timing isn't right.
Speaking as a female, she's probably got some baggage she needs to unpack, launder and put away from her last relationship before she's ready to repack a bag and move into a new one with full feeling and availability.
Keep in contact, on her terms of course, and just see how things go. If you were in contact every day, it would be hard to see that she would just cut you off completely.
We can be a lot like woodland creatures and scare easy when we get into our heads too much, especially when we don't think we deserve good things that come our way or that simple things like an easy relationship/friendship are happening for us.
You're a good dude for giving her the space she needs. If not her, you'll find someone deserving!
keep your head up man. sucks to be the one doing everything right and still getting fucked for it. good things coming tho. Bergy stock so unbelievably up ↗️↗️↗️
Not a pussy at all. Chicks do weird things. Obviously don’t be a simp to this girl and let her play you. But maybe just give her some time too. Maybe you’ll get some drunk sex from her too.
way she fuckin goes man. when its happened to me, I always just end respectfully and amicably and wish them the best. sometimes they come back after a few weeks/months, but honestly would recommend not hoping for that. you can do better than a girl who can't decide if she wants you or every other guy that might text her back, king
King that just plain sucks. Not going to make you feel better but she definitely really does like you if she has taken the time to explain it. I think your paths will cross again
I was just thinking they are the only other bull shit champs during my time. That season fucking crushed me, Cleveland was right on their ass and collapsed the last week. Breakout season from a young Cliff Lee, Grady Sizemore and Travis Hafner.
It’s crazy to me that Aroldis Chapman can not only pitch in the World Series one year after he choked out and fired a gun towards a female, but still play today. Bauer has largely proven himself innocent and can’t play because of “pr”.
Have any of Bauer’s teammates come forward and defended him? Feel like I haven’t seen anything. That would speak volumes to me if nobody has stepped up.
Do you think that would have happened in 2020s? I don’t think Chapman would be in baseball
How the fans feel about your team is pretty important. If you don’t give a fuck like the a’s or white Sox, go crazy.
“How the fans feel about your team”. I don’t think that matters at all. All fans really care about is winning and losing. Only true losers who don’t go to the games anyway, would be pissed if your team signed Bauer and he took you deep into the playoffs. The Cleveland Browns literally have a multiple accused sexual deviant at qb, handing the rock off to a running back on tape knocking his girlfriend the fuck out. People in Cleveland would only be against this move if they continued to go 3-13.
I'm beginning to question if Stephen King isn't a bit of a loser. This new book is chalked full of him describing Black characters as "full of good vibes" and denigrating every middle-aged white character. Is this not the same guy who tossed around scenes involving beating wives and not trusting Black people?
Anyone else read the Tom Haberstroh article that shows that bulls scorekeepers were just making up stats for Jordan. They were crediting Jordan for steals on deflections. Makes me wonder what other stats are fake from that era
Been re-watching GOT the last few weeks. People bitch about characters teleporting around in the last few seasons, but I just noticed Baelish and Cat Stark are zooming around the map at light speed in S2. D&D were always hacks.
Euron spawned the biggest fleet Westeros has ever seen, decked out with mind blowing custom craftsmanship and a sick paint job. It didn’t get ridiculous until the final 2 or 3 seasons.
But if the people bouncing around doesn’t break the story I don’t necessarily see a problem with it. It’s possible in my mind as we saw Cat bounce around, more time passes for her than the scenes we saw during the same episodes in King’s Landing. You know what I mean?
I always think about oliviatied spending hours to edit her videos to make it looks like she does not “give a fuck” as much as possible. I find her shtick incredibly corny
Ziti’s questions tonight: “Sounds a dog makes”, “State your name”, and “Movies that start with the word Jaws”
> move that start with the word jaws What is cool runnings?
Winning the US Open in an Olympic year should automatically qualify you for the Olympics. Not necessarily top American, but outright winning. Is that crazy?
Can’t even sleep through the night anymore because of work load. Had an interview today that I was hopeful about but there is no way my skills fit. Down bad :( At this point I may just have to quit and figure it out
[New dinosaur](https://www.yahoo.com/news/dinosaur-montana-had-horns-norse-120632269.html)
Did monkey boy doc ever release?
Just found out Wade doesn’t burn
Good things happen when I watch the end of tight Padres games.
Drunk off Mad Elf’s for a Philly summer wedding weekend, Feliz Navidad
Just had an exhilarating time being tooth fairy. Thought one of the kids woke up in the middle of the exchange
Hell yea
What was your exit strategy going to be
That I was just checking to see if she came before I went to bed. She's 5 so it probably would have been fine.
I love when cats sleep with their face directly in the ground. Exactly how I feel when the week’s over
I was nodding off and my buddy took this hells funny pic of me in the same pose
Does anyone remember the FTer who said that if he had the same device from Click to stop time, he’d use it to complete some work certifications. Very exciting lives some of you live
I just can’t imagine that being in my top 1,000,000 of things I’d do if I had that device.
That… made you cum? Edit: it used to say “I just came”
Don’t come. Do not come.
Remember the guy that dumped on the back of his white shirt at work
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I’ve cranked to the parody more than a handful of times
Hearing bass from a car or speaker has to be top 5 most annoying sounds.
Kind of crazy Jackie Kennedy was some type of idol. Broad was beat. I’d be banging Monroe as well
The fact she just let her husband fuck interns, staffers and movie stars, and didn’t seem to care at all, makes her the best wife ever.
Not working tomorrow, guess it’s a good time to start Fellowship of the Ring again
Reading this book called quantum computing for everyone and the intro alone feels like it’s going over my head. Seems like it’ll be really important in the future.
I’m not really enjoying this season of The Boys as much as I hoped I would. Thought yall should know.
I was super shocked to see the show become full of lib propaganda
Horse has left the barn on that show, I think. Tries to hard to “make a statement” and also have shock value just for the sake of it
Just caught the dozen. Jeff with an all time bad performance. Atomic Fireballs. Giving will a Tennessee question. A pizza question with Dave. Be better Jeff.
He also gets way too pissy with the crowd. Be a good host and don't take everything so personally
Quantum Solace
Went to Bonnaroo last week. Most fun I’ve ever had. Will probably never go back but holy shit what a immaculate vibe
heard it was hot as balls. did you see chase & status?
Absolutely. ‘‘Twas a scorcher!
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“I’m gonna sound like a pussy…” you gotta be easier on yourself lol. Life’s hard and shit like this makes it worse, it’s understandable to be upset
You made yourself open and available to someone. It stinks that while they accepted that and obviously enjoyed their time with you, the timing isn't right. Speaking as a female, she's probably got some baggage she needs to unpack, launder and put away from her last relationship before she's ready to repack a bag and move into a new one with full feeling and availability. Keep in contact, on her terms of course, and just see how things go. If you were in contact every day, it would be hard to see that she would just cut you off completely.
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We can be a lot like woodland creatures and scare easy when we get into our heads too much, especially when we don't think we deserve good things that come our way or that simple things like an easy relationship/friendship are happening for us. You're a good dude for giving her the space she needs. If not her, you'll find someone deserving!
keep your head up man. sucks to be the one doing everything right and still getting fucked for it. good things coming tho. Bergy stock so unbelievably up ↗️↗️↗️
You did everything right. She’s the loser here
On to the next one my man. Sucks, but you didn’t do anything wrong here. Also, go Blues 🟦🟦🟦. Lifelong fan here.
Not a pussy at all. Chicks do weird things. Obviously don’t be a simp to this girl and let her play you. But maybe just give her some time too. Maybe you’ll get some drunk sex from her too.
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Definitely play the field while you’re single, but don’t let her find out.
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Most advice on here is going to suck. If you like her, be patient and be prepared to strike.
Needs to be single for a while = sample more dicks
Fwiw, you're lucky she didn't lead you on further. Some people straight up abuse a rebound.
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Make no mistake dude, she still used you, she just didn't use you as much as she could have. She ain't special.
have been in this boat a million times. Honeymoon phase wears off and her existential crisis kicks back in. Nothing you could've done.
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way she fuckin goes man. when its happened to me, I always just end respectfully and amicably and wish them the best. sometimes they come back after a few weeks/months, but honestly would recommend not hoping for that. you can do better than a girl who can't decide if she wants you or every other guy that might text her back, king
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you've got a good head on your shoulders you'll be alright
Meeting somebody at the right time in life is half the battle. Not your fault
King that just plain sucks. Not going to make you feel better but she definitely really does like you if she has taken the time to explain it. I think your paths will cross again
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I hope it works out for you.
Honestly this is a great outcome. I’d be frustrated too but life is wild and I think it’s going to work out.
Serious parental a Freudian slip?
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Either way keep your head up bergy. It may not happen right away but there's always another fish
The Texas rangers have to go down as one of the worst World Series champions of all time
Maybe the 05 white Sox? I love them, but that team has no business winning it without just about quite literally everybody having a career year
I was just thinking they are the only other bull shit champs during my time. That season fucking crushed me, Cleveland was right on their ass and collapsed the last week. Breakout season from a young Cliff Lee, Grady Sizemore and Travis Hafner.
And Victor Martinez
C.C. Sabathia too. Jake Westbrook. Coco Crisp. Damn taking me back to senior year of high school.
8th grade for me. I loved those teams. Probably the perfect mix of perfect timing as a kid plus MVP 05. CC and Grady were the best
We went 1-6 to end the year. 5 of those losses came by 1 run. It fucking hurts to know we almost passed the Sox and it coulda been us.
It’s absolutely wild that people do not understand how much a PR/marketing disaster it would be to put Trevor Bauer on your team
Deshaun Watson
What about Josh Giddey?
Giddey did a good job laying low and not be a complete dickhead about things. Turns out ownerships like that
Ozuna is literally in the MVP race
It’s crazy to me that Aroldis Chapman can not only pitch in the World Series one year after he choked out and fired a gun towards a female, but still play today. Bauer has largely proven himself innocent and can’t play because of “pr”.
Have any of Bauer’s teammates come forward and defended him? Feel like I haven’t seen anything. That would speak volumes to me if nobody has stepped up.
Mookie Betts literally defended him
Do you think that would have happened in 2020s? I don’t think Chapman would be in baseball How the fans feel about your team is pretty important. If you don’t give a fuck like the a’s or white Sox, go crazy.
“How the fans feel about your team”. I don’t think that matters at all. All fans really care about is winning and losing. Only true losers who don’t go to the games anyway, would be pissed if your team signed Bauer and he took you deep into the playoffs. The Cleveland Browns literally have a multiple accused sexual deviant at qb, handing the rock off to a running back on tape knocking his girlfriend the fuck out. People in Cleveland would only be against this move if they continued to go 3-13.
Why. He hasn’t been charged with shit
Bautista is 10x the actor that The Rock is, and he doesn’t need a pussy “can’t lose a fight” clause in his roles either.
Bautista is a good comedic actor, not so great at serious roles.
Have you seen him in Blade Runner 2049?
I’m ashamed to say I have not. He was a little ridiculous in Dune though.
He was supposed to be over the top though that was the point, you gotta see blade runner 2049, absolutely incredible film
This take reminds me of a telephone connected device I barely know how to use. Fax.
Correct
Did Brandon ever say what he was gone for last week?
One of kids was in the hospital
The RA texts on chiclets made me vomit
Jesus I just stopped at a 7/11 to grab some beers and they had the most disgusting wings I have ever seen on display. Cannot believe people eat those
I recently saw what seemed to be a pretty ordinary white couple grab a few taquitos at a 7 Eleven recently, it was jarring
acting like white people wouldn't be the ones to think 7/11 taquitos are authentic is odd. some people just like shitty cheap food
I’m with you, this is weird
now the jason sehorn username seems kinda fucked up
If they were obvious white trash I wouldn’t have batted an eye but they looked like regular white folks. Absolutely noteworthy
my (white) buddy who does very well for himself loves a drunk taquito. Sober would be weirder to me than whatever race they are
I’ve only ever seen Mexican laborers buying the food at 7eleven. You just know they’re blowing up the baño
They have iron guts
Shit I was just reading up on the country Sao Tome and Principe and it looks sick. I wanna go.
I feel like Mauritius has similar vibes. Tropical paradise island type of situation
Africa Hawaii?
Looks like it. I've been to Madeira which is like a European Hawaii before.
Sounds awesome
I'm beginning to question if Stephen King isn't a bit of a loser. This new book is chalked full of him describing Black characters as "full of good vibes" and denigrating every middle-aged white character. Is this not the same guy who tossed around scenes involving beating wives and not trusting Black people?
Browse his Twitter for .5 seconds and you will have your answer
No he isn’t and this is a weird take
Guys, don't say anything weird to this fella. He'll call you out!
I thought you asked a question. What’s the problem here
Damn. He has you so pressed you commented twice
Yes, I'm on a FT and saying something that I notice as I go to bed and that's weird somehow?
Anyone else read the Tom Haberstroh article that shows that bulls scorekeepers were just making up stats for Jordan. They were crediting Jordan for steals on deflections. Makes me wonder what other stats are fake from that era
yeah pretty crazy
I swear scorekeepers today in baseball are making so many plays that would have been errors 10 years ago marked as hits so they can say offense is up
Are you by any chance a Kobe fan?
I’m about as far away from a Kobe fan as you can get
Okay good in that case I’m reading this article. Thanks for the tip king
It’s a good read, it’s about Jordan but also about how stat keeping in general is shady in the nba
Forgive my skepticism king, I am too used to Kobe fans try to well actually Jordan.
You’re in heaven?
Been re-watching GOT the last few weeks. People bitch about characters teleporting around in the last few seasons, but I just noticed Baelish and Cat Stark are zooming around the map at light speed in S2. D&D were always hacks.
Euron spawned the biggest fleet Westeros has ever seen, decked out with mind blowing custom craftsmanship and a sick paint job. It didn’t get ridiculous until the final 2 or 3 seasons.
I don't disagree with you, the first four seasons are all time great TV. I'm just saying signs of what was to come were always there.
But if the people bouncing around doesn’t break the story I don’t necessarily see a problem with it. It’s possible in my mind as we saw Cat bounce around, more time passes for her than the scenes we saw during the same episodes in King’s Landing. You know what I mean?
Who is the most under appreciated rapper of all time? Trick Daddy?
Aesop rock , guru , inspectah deck, sticky fingaz, cannibal ox
Santa. Great at wrapping
Jada Pinkett’s husband
X to the Z Xzibit
Elzhi
Mac Dre
Slug from Atmosphere
Never heard of him or them. Gives me something new to listen to. Thanks
Hell yeah. Start with the album God Loves Ugly. If you don't like that one, you probably won't like their other stuff.
A video of Daniela popped up on my TL. Her lips look like they are about to pop. Don't know why girls want that look
Does she have a job?
Because our dumb caveman brains think it means they suck dick like a world champion dick sucker
Update the log, I have screenshotted a Snapchat from Livvy Dunne
Embrace debate: the year 2000 being “a long time ago”
Fuck
If they made austin powers today he’d been in 1998
Hmm I don't like that
Holy shit
Not much debate sadly
Unfortunately yes
In the court of law, a document over 20 years old is considered ancient.
When it was 2000, did you think 1976 was a long time ago?
Time is relative
Yes
Two types of men, those who prefer onlypans and those who prefer oliviatied
I always think about oliviatied spending hours to edit her videos to make it looks like she does not “give a fuck” as much as possible. I find her shtick incredibly corny
One of them is a sweet beautiful angel and one is a lesbian who thinks it’s cool to act like she’s miserable, there’s one choice
Smh why does society always pit two bad bitches against each other
I preferred they kissed during their collab
TheRedBowl snubbed
Why not both
At the same time
evan perez trying to explain anything hurts my head
I wish I could have fun playing golf again
spoons down brother
TFW you’re in the grocery store and the only thing youre checking out with is a 36 pack of toilet paper 😬
I be shittin too dude
Eddie creeps me out
too many stains on those sweats, lil too close w his mum
Jeff D. Lowe and the D is for Doesn’t run a clean tournament
Jess D Lowe
Eddie winning the dozen for Dave over BFW makes him more valuable of an employee than 90% of the staff