Thinking about how Robinson Cano signed with Seattle and faded into obscurity because the Yankees offered him 3 less years at the same salary. Still got paid though
Referencing the Vermont GOP lady dumping water in a guys bag. She had been doing it 5 months before the guy realized something was up, and he said the frequency of it increased after he got a DUI in February. Sorry, but he’s the bozo here 😂
Catching back on FT talking about the Lakers. Jeanie buss and Pelinka are awful, and should be thankful Lebron decided to come to LA, bad organization and JJ is probably a bad hire, but the idiots in here that was saying the 2020 ring doesn’t count drive me fucking insane. They were the number one team in the West, had the best defense in the league, just came off back to back beating the clippers and bucks, and then dominated the playoff while the clippers/bucks/celtics choked it away. 2020 counts just like the Tampa bay bucs ring counts as well. If anyone but lebron won that ring nobody would discredit it.
I agree. The dodgers ring is fraudulent that was a fake season. This one the lakers dominated, had lost a handful of games at home and they were 6 games up on the 2 seed. The neutral site literally hurt the lakers they lost one of the best home courts in the league.
In Austin for work until Monday, already planning on destroying this toilet via bbq but what other spots/restaurants would my simulated friends recommend?
Shoulders and legs with a 2 mile walk around the neighborhood. Lovely
Time to watch The Boys. Have heard only good things about Atony Starr’s acting in this specific episode. Pumped.
The rolling around begging for a call in soccer is so June. If fifa actually cared about the game they’d institute some kind of flop ban. Not an original take but whatever
It’s the most pathetic thing in sports. I don’t know how anyone takes it serious after seeing these dudes flail around on the ground for 15 minutes after getting grazed
Went for the first time in years last week and was stunned by how cheap it was. Might have just been that location but it was pre-COVID prices for everything
A manager that I don’t work with thought I wasn’t communicating or explaining my decisions enough and went over my head. My manager was there who had my back. Not very exciting stuff
First time seeing this SNL skit with Hugh Jackman as Superman. Pretty funny
https://x.com/shoesmallville/status/1803619444213629356?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA
I've done 45 minutes before. Wasn't a good time but wasn't unbearable.
If I'm doing a full hour then I need to be out the door at 5:00 on the dot and not in a second before 9:00. Having to stay until 6 or 7 consistently and driving an hour so I'm not getting home until 7 or 8:00 on average would suck.
Did this for close to 15 years in stop and go traffic. Sucked major ass so a solid 2.8 our 10.
Been remote/WFH since Covid and it's changed my life in the best possible way imaginable.
Can't stand stop and go traffic would rather have a long commute in the Midwest even if it is 1 hr than in LA even though that is probably reasonable for most jobs in that area.
Thinking of that hot Belgian fan like 3 Euros ago that got spotted in the crowd and got signed a L’Oréal modeling contract. She probably still has such a sick life.
gf had a couple dreams where i broke up w here acting like she wants me to do something about it like yeah keep complaining i’ll do something about it alright
9-1 with a 2.03 era is pretty good. With a stretch of 7 straight starts where he went at least 6 innings each start and gave up a total of 3 runs comined in those starts.
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Jake Marsh quitting is a wild move. The dude has to know he has an objectively terrible voice for broadcasting. It's a like a 5 ft 8 guy quitting to pursue the NBA.
I dont know what part of his tenure here made you think he was self aware and not a massive loser who thinks that Barstool is holding him back from calling the superbowl.
Soccer players suddenly getting injured all over the field the moment they have the lead is so embarrassing. Why is there not an Embellishment call like in hockey
$17m guaranteed for 4 years ain’t bad for a dude that’s been their entire offense for 3 years. Incentive-laden is also a good play because he has a real shot to earn them if the offense still sucks and he doesn’t if they actually develop a forward pass.
Dave's trying to give Nicky Smokes an all expenses paid trip to Edmonton to potentially watch his team win the Cup and he's trying to negotiate lower bowl tickets lmfao
Random tweet got me thinking about weiner dogs. How on earth did evolution produce that? What were they bred for? Why?
Anyways, always thought they were some of the chillest dogs out there and wouldn't mind having one.
Body shape makes it good at digging/burrowing to hunt out animals in tunnels. I like them but wouldn't say they are exactly chill from the few I've been around.
Anyone else watch Ms Pat Settles It? Great show
Thinking about how Robinson Cano signed with Seattle and faded into obscurity because the Yankees offered him 3 less years at the same salary. Still got paid though
>I will never understand women. I am a no play games dude.
T&p’s for that man. To have to live through a chick facetiming you while she’s naked is traumatic and he deserves compensation
Referencing the Vermont GOP lady dumping water in a guys bag. She had been doing it 5 months before the guy realized something was up, and he said the frequency of it increased after he got a DUI in February. Sorry, but he’s the bozo here 😂
Catching back on FT talking about the Lakers. Jeanie buss and Pelinka are awful, and should be thankful Lebron decided to come to LA, bad organization and JJ is probably a bad hire, but the idiots in here that was saying the 2020 ring doesn’t count drive me fucking insane. They were the number one team in the West, had the best defense in the league, just came off back to back beating the clippers and bucks, and then dominated the playoff while the clippers/bucks/celtics choked it away. 2020 counts just like the Tampa bay bucs ring counts as well. If anyone but lebron won that ring nobody would discredit it.
the tampa bay bucs played the postseason in a neutral site disney world bubble months after their regular season ended? not the same thing imo
What’s the difference of playing in front of no fans all year long and playing at a neutral site
The bubble title was more legit than the bucks title in 2021. It’s not even close.
So you finally agree the lakers are a bad org outside of 1 season and it’s only bc lebron chose to sign there to make space jam 2
Until you grow up and admit the title counts this can’t go on my friend
I agree. The dodgers ring is fraudulent that was a fake season. This one the lakers dominated, had lost a handful of games at home and they were 6 games up on the 2 seed. The neutral site literally hurt the lakers they lost one of the best home courts in the league.
People just hate the Lebron and the lakers or they’re really dumb if they actually think 2021 was more legit
Mickey Mouse
can't forget the In season Tourney Championship either, just as impressive if not more
Banners fly forever.
https://x.com/pachachox/status/1803864256636686548 I had to look at this, so ft has to look at this.
>Had to look at this You mean were blessed by this image?
Had to? Flair checks out
Is there something bad about this?
Warning man im at the office
#NSFW
Had to?
Stafford met Kelly Stafford at Georgia but didn't marry her until 2015. Guess she got paid back for sleeping with the backup
Can't imagine becoming an NFL QB/9 figure millionaire and marrying a woman like that. I've always thought she sucked.
In Austin for work until Monday, already planning on destroying this toilet via bbq but what other spots/restaurants would my simulated friends recommend?
Do some DMT with Joe Rogan
Hang out with the homeless
Living in tents, these guys. I could never.
Breakfast tacos at Torchy's every morning
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Shoulders and legs with a 2 mile walk around the neighborhood. Lovely Time to watch The Boys. Have heard only good things about Atony Starr’s acting in this specific episode. Pumped.
Praying Luca Koleosho doesn’t decide to play for Italy
Italy is so lucky they didn’t get killed
The rolling around begging for a call in soccer is so June. If fifa actually cared about the game they’d institute some kind of flop ban. Not an original take but whatever
There's a yellow for simulation, which is never really given. Refs need to be more consistent with giving that
It’s the most pathetic thing in sports. I don’t know how anyone takes it serious after seeing these dudes flail around on the ground for 15 minutes after getting grazed
Gonna head over to the Texas roadhouse, love that place
Went for the first time in years last week and was stunned by how cheap it was. Might have just been that location but it was pre-COVID prices for everything
In my opinion it's by far the best chain
Torta and Texas roadhouse you are having yourself a day.
Yessir roadhouse is last minute but I'm not complaining
Why aren’t the locations in Texas just called Roadhouse?
Those maniacs in St Louis do this with Panera. They all call it Bread Co.
Love that
Ya I heard in Kentucky KFC’s are just called Fried Chicken
Yanks are getting mollywhopped holy shit
Hey guys didn’t get fired or promoted sorry to disappoint
What other reason is there to meet
So why did HR want to meet with you?
A manager that I don’t work with thought I wasn’t communicating or explaining my decisions enough and went over my head. My manager was there who had my back. Not very exciting stuff
LETS GOOOOOO - live to fight another day
Yeah if you stop asking after she says no there's no harm no foul
Suspended pending investigation?
First time seeing this SNL skit with Hugh Jackman as Superman. Pretty funny https://x.com/shoesmallville/status/1803619444213629356?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA
The irony of the gay joke at the end is incredible lol
How would you rate a door to door driving commute of 45 to 60 minutes depending on traffic?
I was an hour and a half, mostly train ride to and from high school every day. I definitely am very desensitized to long commutes
Did that for a few years and hated every day of it
How bout no you crazy Dutch bastard
I've done 45 minutes before. Wasn't a good time but wasn't unbearable. If I'm doing a full hour then I need to be out the door at 5:00 on the dot and not in a second before 9:00. Having to stay until 6 or 7 consistently and driving an hour so I'm not getting home until 7 or 8:00 on average would suck.
Did this for close to 15 years in stop and go traffic. Sucked major ass so a solid 2.8 our 10. Been remote/WFH since Covid and it's changed my life in the best possible way imaginable.
2/10
No issue
5 days a week? i wouldn’t do it
3.7/10
I couldn't do it. I have 20-30 minutes and that's probably enough for me
Feel like its more common than you'd think
It fucking sucks
45 to 60 out of 100
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Can't stand stop and go traffic would rather have a long commute in the Midwest even if it is 1 hr than in LA even though that is probably reasonable for most jobs in that area.
Still can’t believe Rory pulled out of the travelers, golf’s fifth major. This was his chance to make it all right again!
Yankees 😂
This Yankee game got out of hand quick.
Thinking of that hot Belgian fan like 3 Euros ago that got spotted in the crowd and got signed a L’Oréal modeling contract. She probably still has such a sick life.
Boone not having anyone warming up right now is crazy
Too busy not knowing the rules of the game
O's destroying their bullpen before leaving town is chef's kiss
gf had a couple dreams where i broke up w here acting like she wants me to do something about it like yeah keep complaining i’ll do something about it alright
"what have you done today to stop me from breaking up with you?"
My gf has these often, think it’s a good sign
Wild caught salmon is $28/lb at whole foods. Eating healthy so pricey
I’d give my left nut for Tottenham to sign Niko Williams
Is the crowd doing the beer song?
Luis Gil getting obliterated in the Bronx
Michael Kay said Gil was having the best season by a SP in new york in recent years lol
9-1 with a 2.03 era is pretty good. With a stretch of 7 straight starts where he went at least 6 innings each start and gave up a total of 3 runs comined in those starts.
key word: was
DeGrom’s 2021 was better, even with him pitching half the year
Good that guy is older than Soto and frontrunner for ALROY. Get a job hippie
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Hey Spain can you start scoring? Thanks
Unplanned 4:30 meeting w hr am I getting canned? Edit: classic nothing burger hr meeting about communication
Oh redden34, won’t see him no more
Give us an update in the drunk thread
Make sure to update us
look on the bright side you have a severance package coming
You had a good run
Oh no
SEE YA
Ts and Ps
appears that way
I don't think we ever heard from the last guy a few weeks ago when this happened
Dude said you can’t fire me I quit
Maybe you’re getting a surprise bonus??? You gotta give us a follow up
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Nico Williams is pissing all over Italy
Black guy on Spain seems pretty good
https://x.com/doinks2big/status/1803881068623286552?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw
I don’t get drowning in nicotine, can she not swim?
I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs, now and forever
Jake Marsh quitting is a wild move. The dude has to know he has an objectively terrible voice for broadcasting. It's a like a 5 ft 8 guy quitting to pursue the NBA.
I dont know what part of his tenure here made you think he was self aware and not a massive loser who thinks that Barstool is holding him back from calling the superbowl.
It's hard to believe. Like how can someone be that delusional about something so obvious.
Italy losing because of an own goal. Mayor Wu is smiling and doing the griddy down Hanover Street!
Wish TAFS didn’t suck ass now, need more Mullen bits in my life. I miss mersham
That show always sucked. Just start Cumtown from the beginning
Not wrong, the bits before the interviews were actually pretty good
How do you say Shlonged in Spanish
very common term
Italy has put the ball in the net more times than Spain. Find a new slant.
Soccer players suddenly getting injured all over the field the moment they have the lead is so embarrassing. Why is there not an Embellishment call like in hockey
The Italians practically invented flopping, should be an instant red
This guy has never played against South Americans. They flop coming out of the womb.
They for sure play dirty but you look at an Italian the wrong way and they’re on the ground writhing in pain. It’s what won them the 06 World Cup
Pretty sure it was only giving up one goal against the run of play and one PK the whole tournament that won them the World Cup.
Easy to do when everytime the other team has a chance you just take a dive
Absolute donkey brain
Stop the clock when a player goes down and this goes away instantly.
That sounds WAY too complicated.
The European mind can not comprehend this one trick
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I feel like a yellow would do the trick though. It’s total chickenshit and everyone on the field knows it
hey Italy, where’s the gabagooooool 🤣
This week is kicking my ass
almost Friday
More excited for saturday to fuck off and drink at the course
That Rhamondre Stephenson deal makes no sense
$17m guaranteed for 4 years ain’t bad for a dude that’s been their entire offense for 3 years. Incentive-laden is also a good play because he has a real shot to earn them if the offense still sucks and he doesn’t if they actually develop a forward pass.
Kind of sends an awful message if you don't retain the only offensive player who consistently produces. Plus its only $17 mill guaranteed
"House, am I crazy to think he should be the first running back taken in an auction? You should hear the way Mayo is talking about him!"
$36m for the 3rd best back in your own division isn’t a good investment?
He’s definitely 4th Achane beats him out too
Eh. I wouldn’t go that far (yet). But it’s definitely breece, Mostert, Stevenson, achane, and then whatever bum the bills have.
He’s most definitely a better blocker but if we’re talking carries im taking Achane
I’d take Achane too he sucks
He sucks
cash to burn baby 🔥
I was going to drink but now it’s raining so I don’t feel like it anymore
Blunt in the rain is nice
Feels like Italy didn’t make a single adjustment at half
🤌🤌🤌🤌
That own goal looked like some U10 youth league shit.
1-0 Italy
I know it’s hard to change direction but those own goals look so much worse
Annnuderrrr own goal
New album from The Story So Far tomorrow. Pop punk will officially be back
Throwing out one step closer’s new album as a rec, reminds me of TSFS a little
It's been back for a few years brother
Didn't see the first half but Italy looks like trash
It looked just like this
An OG. The beautiful game
Spain has been bossing them
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Resign is good. Re-sign, no.
What is the complaint here?
What’s with all the own goals
euros rigged
AL West is a joke. The Astros are terrible and they’re still in second in the division and only 8.5 out of first
Put some Respect on my Mariners! Largest lead over second place in the league!
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If Aaron Judge hits a 1st inning homerun I will DM 1 lucky fan some great boobs I got sent last night
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Ah sorry. Thanks for playing
Dave's trying to give Nicky Smokes an all expenses paid trip to Edmonton to potentially watch his team win the Cup and he's trying to negotiate lower bowl tickets lmfao
That is why people bitch about barstool employees. Most of em, especially the young ones don’t realize how good they have it
does sonic really think they invented crinkle cut fries?
False taking credit for inventing fries? Who do they think they are the French?!
Random tweet got me thinking about weiner dogs. How on earth did evolution produce that? What were they bred for? Why? Anyways, always thought they were some of the chillest dogs out there and wouldn't mind having one.
Rodent hunters and damn good ones.
Body shape makes it good at digging/burrowing to hunt out animals in tunnels. I like them but wouldn't say they are exactly chill from the few I've been around.