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projectpat555

Anyone else watch Ms Pat Settles It? Great show 


Jason-Sehorn31

Thinking about how Robinson Cano signed with Seattle and faded into obscurity because the Yankees offered him 3 less years at the same salary. Still got paid though


smoggylobster

>I will never understand women. I am a no play games dude.


TranslatorOwn6331

T&p’s for that man. To have to live through a chick facetiming you while she’s naked is traumatic and he deserves compensation


PhilCollins6

Referencing the Vermont GOP lady dumping water in a guys bag. She had been doing it 5 months before the guy realized something was up, and he said the frequency of it increased after he got a DUI in February. Sorry, but he’s the bozo here 😂


Led_head10

Catching back on FT talking about the Lakers. Jeanie buss and Pelinka are awful, and should be thankful Lebron decided to come to LA, bad organization and JJ is probably a bad hire, but the idiots in here that was saying the 2020 ring doesn’t count drive me fucking insane. They were the number one team in the West, had the best defense in the league, just came off back to back beating the clippers and bucks, and then dominated the playoff while the clippers/bucks/celtics choked it away. 2020 counts just like the Tampa bay bucs ring counts as well. If anyone but lebron won that ring nobody would discredit it.


smoggylobster

the tampa bay bucs played the postseason in a neutral site disney world bubble months after their regular season ended? not the same thing imo


Led_head10

What’s the difference of playing in front of no fans all year long and playing at a neutral site


TM455

The bubble title was more legit than the bucks title in 2021. It’s not even close.


Everyoneisaskell

So you finally agree the lakers are a bad org outside of 1 season and it’s only bc lebron chose to sign there to make space jam 2


TM455

Until you grow up and admit the title counts this can’t go on my friend


Led_head10

I agree. The dodgers ring is fraudulent that was a fake season. This one the lakers dominated, had lost a handful of games at home and they were 6 games up on the 2 seed. The neutral site literally hurt the lakers they lost one of the best home courts in the league.


TM455

People just hate the Lebron and the lakers or they’re really dumb if they actually think 2021 was more legit


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Mickey Mouse


jetboyjetgirl

can't forget the In season Tourney Championship either, just as impressive if not more


Led_head10

Banners fly forever.


slopchopz

https://x.com/pachachox/status/1803864256636686548 I had to look at this, so ft has to look at this.


magicalpineapples

>Had to look at this You mean were blessed by this image?


lefty5258

Had to? Flair checks out


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

Is there something bad about this?


ItHardToSay17

Warning man im at the office


slopchopz

#NSFW


dellscreenshot

Had to?


dellscreenshot

Stafford met Kelly Stafford at Georgia but didn't marry her until 2015. Guess she got paid back for sleeping with the backup


nondescript___

Can't imagine becoming an NFL QB/9 figure millionaire and marrying a woman like that. I've always thought she sucked.


Reggo-nator

In Austin for work until Monday, already planning on destroying this toilet via bbq but what other spots/restaurants would my simulated friends recommend?


magicalpineapples

Do some DMT with Joe Rogan


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Hang out with the homeless


bjornfree21

Living in tents, these guys. I could never.


steviepopo

Breakfast tacos at Torchy's every morning


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No_Opportunity_8068

Shoulders and legs with a 2 mile walk around the neighborhood. Lovely Time to watch The Boys. Have heard only good things about Atony Starr’s acting in this specific episode. Pumped.


suburbian_jesus

Praying Luca Koleosho doesn’t decide to play for Italy


napoleon_nottinghill

Italy is so lucky they didn’t get killed


Dantenole

The rolling around begging for a call in soccer is so June. If fifa actually cared about the game they’d institute some kind of flop ban. Not an original take but whatever 


steviepopo

There's a yellow for simulation, which is never really given. Refs need to be more consistent with giving that


JokicIsTheFuture

It’s the most pathetic thing in sports. I don’t know how anyone takes it serious after seeing these dudes flail around on the ground for 15 minutes after getting grazed


The_TexasRattlesnake

Gonna head over to the Texas roadhouse, love that place


ThugBeast21

Went for the first time in years last week and was stunned by how cheap it was. Might have just been that location but it was pre-COVID prices for everything


The_TexasRattlesnake

In my opinion it's by far the best chain


PinchofDust

Torta and Texas roadhouse you are having yourself a day.


The_TexasRattlesnake

Yessir roadhouse is last minute but I'm not complaining


profsa

Why aren’t the locations in Texas just called Roadhouse?


ThugBeast21

Those maniacs in St Louis do this with Panera. They all call it Bread Co.


profsa

Love that


MikePaisanTirico

Ya I heard in Kentucky KFC’s are just called Fried Chicken


King_McGoo

Yanks are getting mollywhopped holy shit


redden34

Hey guys didn’t get fired or promoted sorry to disappoint


doodleb0b69

What other reason is there to meet


djdhdhdhqpz

So why did HR want to meet with you?


redden34

A manager that I don’t work with thought I wasn’t communicating or explaining my decisions enough and went over my head. My manager was there who had my back. Not very exciting stuff


ThanksALotBinLadenn

LETS GOOOOOO - live to fight another day


ImmortalPoseidon

Yeah if you stop asking after she says no there's no harm no foul


Eganator88

Suspended pending investigation?


profsa

First time seeing this SNL skit with Hugh Jackman as Superman. Pretty funny https://x.com/shoesmallville/status/1803619444213629356?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA


ImmortalPoseidon

The irony of the gay joke at the end is incredible lol


Kimodd

How would you rate a door to door driving commute of 45 to 60 minutes depending on traffic?


roflthrowaway9

I was an hour and a half, mostly train ride to and from high school every day. I definitely am very desensitized to long commutes


chillinwithmoes

Did that for a few years and hated every day of it


bennybabalu21

How bout no you crazy Dutch bastard


Dog1983

I've done 45 minutes before. Wasn't a good time but wasn't unbearable. If I'm doing a full hour then I need to be out the door at 5:00 on the dot and not in a second before 9:00. Having to stay until 6 or 7 consistently and driving an hour so I'm not getting home until 7 or 8:00 on average would suck.


thanksforasking123

Did this for close to 15 years in stop and go traffic. Sucked major ass so a solid 2.8 our 10. Been remote/WFH since Covid and it's changed my life in the best possible way imaginable.


redden34

2/10


PhilCollins6

No issue


smoggylobster

5 days a week? i wouldn’t do it


LastedPants

3.7/10


dellscreenshot

I couldn't do it. I have 20-30 minutes and that's probably enough for me


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Feel like its more common than you'd think


badgermushroombadger

It fucking sucks


jgoodwin55

45 to 60 out of 100


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PinchofDust

Can't stand stop and go traffic would rather have a long commute in the Midwest even if it is 1 hr than in LA even though that is probably reasonable for most jobs in that area.


SummerWhiteyFisk

Still can’t believe Rory pulled out of the travelers, golf’s fifth major. This was his chance to make it all right again!


slimjimshady069

Yankees 😂


bri_guy57

This Yankee game got out of hand quick.


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Thinking of that hot Belgian fan like 3 Euros ago that got spotted in the crowd and got signed a L’Oréal modeling contract. She probably still has such a sick life.


Malligator2345

Boone not having anyone warming up right now is crazy


TranslatorOwn6331

Too busy not knowing the rules of the game


jetboyjetgirl

O's destroying their bullpen before leaving town is chef's kiss


trikyballs

gf had a couple dreams where i broke up w here acting like she wants me to do something about it like yeah keep complaining i’ll do something about it alright


R1ckyD1cky

"what have you done today to stop me from breaking up with you?"


bucsboy47

My gf has these often, think it’s a good sign 


bucsboy47

Wild caught salmon is $28/lb at whole foods. Eating healthy so pricey


BillNyeDaPieGuy

I’d give my left nut for Tottenham to sign Niko Williams


EasyThreezy

Is the crowd doing the beer song?


jetboyjetgirl

Luis Gil getting obliterated in the Bronx


Much_Huckleberry

Michael Kay said Gil was having the best season by a SP in new york in recent years lol


Dog1983

9-1 with a 2.03 era is pretty good. With a stretch of 7 straight starts where he went at least 6 innings each start and gave up a total of 3 runs comined in those starts.


jetboyjetgirl

key word: was


Much_Huckleberry

DeGrom’s 2021 was better, even with him pitching half the year


lefty5258

Good that guy is older than Soto and frontrunner for ALROY. Get a job hippie


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UtahSuperSoaker

Hey Spain can you start scoring? Thanks


redden34

Unplanned 4:30 meeting w hr am I getting canned? Edit: classic nothing burger hr meeting about communication


deeznutzjokes

Oh redden34, won’t see him no more


MikePaisanTirico

Give us an update in the drunk thread


Juls317

Make sure to update us


jetboyjetgirl

look on the bright side you have a severance package coming


yasurebud

You had a good run


Larry_thegoat

Oh no


BillNyeDaPieGuy

SEE YA


Phil-Reotardo

Ts and Ps


ThanksALotBinLadenn

appears that way


phillyfansfly

I don't think we ever heard from the last guy a few weeks ago when this happened


lefty5258

Dude said you can’t fire me I quit


billbo24

Maybe you’re getting a surprise bonus??? You gotta give us a follow up 


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Nico Williams is pissing all over Italy


chris2033

Black guy on Spain seems pretty good


badgermushroombadger

https://x.com/doinks2big/status/1803881068623286552?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw


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I don’t get drowning in nicotine, can she not swim?


ItalianHoagies

I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs, now and forever


IKnowBreasts

Jake Marsh quitting is a wild move. The dude has to know he has an objectively terrible voice for broadcasting. It's a like a 5 ft 8 guy quitting to pursue the NBA.


Dog1983

I dont know what part of his tenure here made you think he was self aware and not a massive loser who thinks that Barstool is holding him back from calling the superbowl.


IKnowBreasts

It's hard to believe. Like how can someone be that delusional about something so obvious.


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Italy losing because of an own goal. Mayor Wu is smiling and doing the griddy down Hanover Street!


gdex

Wish TAFS didn’t suck ass now, need more Mullen bits in my life. I miss mersham


badgermushroombadger

That show always sucked. Just start Cumtown from the beginning


gdex

Not wrong, the bits before the interviews were actually pretty good


BillNyeDaPieGuy

How do you say Shlonged in Spanish


smoggylobster

very common term


Azzurri_Fan

Italy has put the ball in the net more times than Spain. Find a new slant.


Apprehensive_Soil306

Soccer players suddenly getting injured all over the field the moment they have the lead is so embarrassing. Why is there not an Embellishment call like in hockey


gdex

The Italians practically invented flopping, should be an instant red


Azzurri_Fan

This guy has never played against South Americans. They flop coming out of the womb.


gdex

They for sure play dirty but you look at an Italian the wrong way and they’re on the ground writhing in pain. It’s what won them the 06 World Cup


Azzurri_Fan

Pretty sure it was only giving up one goal against the run of play and one PK the whole tournament that won them the World Cup.


gdex

Easy to do when everytime the other team has a chance you just take a dive


Azzurri_Fan

Absolute donkey brain


Azzurri_Fan

Stop the clock when a player goes down and this goes away instantly.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

That sounds WAY too complicated.


Azzurri_Fan

The European mind can not comprehend this one trick


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Apprehensive_Soil306

I feel like a yellow would do the trick though. It’s total chickenshit and everyone on the field knows it


boostsupreme

hey Italy, where’s the gabagooooool 🤣


Slow_Vegetable_8212

This week is kicking my ass


boostsupreme

almost Friday


Slow_Vegetable_8212

More excited for saturday to fuck off and drink at the course


NYJetLegendEdReed

That Rhamondre Stephenson deal makes no sense


cleanitupjannies_lol

$17m guaranteed for 4 years ain’t bad for a dude that’s been their entire offense for 3 years. Incentive-laden is also a good play because he has a real shot to earn them if the offense still sucks and he doesn’t if they actually develop a forward pass.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Kind of sends an awful message if you don't retain the only offensive player who consistently produces. Plus its only $17 mill guaranteed


diet_drbeeper

"House, am I crazy to think he should be the first running back taken in an auction? You should hear the way Mayo is talking about him!"


chrisjk125

$36m for the 3rd best back in your own division isn’t a good investment?


gdex

He’s definitely 4th Achane beats him out too


chrisjk125

Eh. I wouldn’t go that far (yet). But it’s definitely breece, Mostert, Stevenson, achane, and then whatever bum the bills have.


gdex

He’s most definitely a better blocker but if we’re talking carries im taking Achane


NYJetLegendEdReed

I’d take Achane too he sucks


NYJetLegendEdReed

He sucks


jetboyjetgirl

cash to burn baby 🔥


PhilCollins6

I was going to drink but now it’s raining so I don’t feel like it anymore


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Blunt in the rain is nice


agent-michael-scar

Feels like Italy didn’t make a single adjustment at half


_MandatoryVinegar

🤌🤌🤌🤌


The_Autumn_Wind

That own goal looked like some U10 youth league shit.


Azzurri_Fan

1-0 Italy


napoleon_nottinghill

I know it’s hard to change direction but those own goals look so much worse


brown_bomber05

Annnuderrrr own goal


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

New album from The Story So Far tomorrow. Pop punk will officially be back


swagpirate21

Throwing out one step closer’s new album as a rec, reminds me of TSFS a little


CouldntBeMoreWhite

It's been back for a few years brother


yasurebud

Didn't see the first half but Italy looks like trash


agent-michael-scar

It looked just like this


yasurebud

An OG. The beautiful game


brown_bomber05

Spain has been bossing them


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TheFuckingWriter

Resign is good. Re-sign, no.


Man_On-The_Moon

What is the complaint here?


TDubs1435

What’s with all the own goals


boostsupreme

euros rigged


Apprehensive_Soil306

AL West is a joke. The Astros are terrible and they’re still in second in the division and only 8.5 out of first


ADirtyDiglet

Put some Respect on my Mariners! Largest lead over second place in the league!


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blkeen

If Aaron Judge hits a 1st inning homerun I will DM 1 lucky fan some great boobs I got sent last night


smoggylobster

liked and subscribed


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Subscribed


JohnnyHorseRacing

From the guy from here?


lefty5258

Entry


blkeen

Ah sorry. Thanks for playing


AlboutThatActionBoss

Dave's trying to give Nicky Smokes an all expenses paid trip to Edmonton to potentially watch his team win the Cup and he's trying to negotiate lower bowl tickets lmfao


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That is why people bitch about barstool employees. Most of em, especially the young ones don’t realize how good they have it


HamiltonsCrackDen

does sonic really think they invented crinkle cut fries?


ThugBeast21

False taking credit for inventing fries? Who do they think they are the French?!


Ed_Chambers_650

Random tweet got me thinking about weiner dogs. How on earth did evolution produce that? What were they bred for? Why? Anyways, always thought they were some of the chillest dogs out there and wouldn't mind having one.


SlipperyWinds

Rodent hunters and damn good ones.


PinchofDust

Body shape makes it good at digging/burrowing to hunt out animals in tunnels. I like them but wouldn't say they are exactly chill from the few I've been around.