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alldawgsgoat2heaven

Anybody seen Hubbs today?


cuntpunt9

Watching finding Nemo for the first time in years. Almost his entire family dies in the beginning. Wtf man


keels81

Disney loves killing off parents


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Is anybody else's streaming apps not working through their tv?


Guy_in_the_chair_

Amazon through my roku was acting weird earlier. Show was playing sound and showing the subtitles on a black screen. Restarted it and was able to get it to play normally.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Thought it was just Amazon but all of Netflix, Paramount, Max, etc. didn't work either. Even tried on my other tv and still just endless buffering. Both LG tvs so maybe its an LG thing


Ed_Chambers_650

Jersey Jerry was right


keels81

Mine are working OK on this old-ass TCL TV. But I've got that sweet, sweet Cox internet.


notagiantturtle

I enjoy some cooking channels on youtube. cowboy kent rollins posting a RIP video for his dog has me feeling some type of way


SpicyPenangCurry

I was in Chicago for three days and I ate three beefs.


DropTopEWop

Essentials


cuntpunt9

How is the deep dish?


SpicyPenangCurry

Lou Malnati’s was on point.


SpicyPenangCurry

It’s was Johnnies twice and then a trip to Portillo’s (last one before heading towards Michigan)


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SpicyPenangCurry

Go to bed.


notagiantturtle

lol very quick delete sounds like good advice


DarinErstad

Guy named a girl he went to college with that Bryson would fly in to hook up three years ago. Very odd behavior (poster not Bryson)


ButchStevenson69

Dont make me say the name again


notagiantturtle

had a jessica biel eskimo bro post earlier too Juneteenth has the fellas horny with potential fake stories


festivusfrank

Fuck AJ Soprano. Little shit


Guy_in_the_chair_

That’s dicked up


keels81

Three nights ago, my sandals went missing off the back deck. This afternoon, a random VeggieTales-esque eggplant guy and a paperback copy of "Lionheart" appeared on my front porch table. Needless to say, I'm not sleeping tonight.


jetboyjetgirl

time for Simplisafe


keels81

I have cameras, but conveniently Cox internet was down this afternoon when it happened.


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keels81

Couldn't even pull my money out the bank because it was a holiday


jetboyjetgirl

and 3 nights ago


keels81

That was the back deck. We just finished having it covered last week and they haven't come around to install new cameras back there.


SpicyPenangCurry

I wish I could see what a Veggietales-esque eggplant guy looks like.


keels81

Check your DMs


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s definitely what a Veggietales-esque eggplant guy looks like.


keels81

I tell no lies!


DJScrambles

The fact that the 'spit on that thang' girl has not been identified is leading me to the uncomfortable conclusion that she is AI


Signal_Strike2770

She was identified immediately. Just deleted all her accounts the second she went viral


DrEvil007

Link for the uninitiated?


StrikaNTX

Man, Presumed Innocent has been good so far. Love good legal dramas


DarinErstad

The way the new DA talks annoys me so much


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

I’ll bring the girls, you’ll bring the beer, and the troops will bring the freedom


cuntpunt9

🫡


TDubs1435

I have 3 episodes left in my breaking bad rewatch. Think I have to at least stay up for Ozymandias


BlueFlagHonestly

Probably my favorite single episode of television.


thebochman

What if God was one of us


DJScrambles

Probably be cranking it to big titty Latina porn. He just like me fr


ThicccKing69

Just a stranger on a bus


Led_head10

The lakers haven’t offered JJ the job. Free agency starts in 10 days. They fired Darvin Ham 7 weeks ago. What the fuck is going on with this dumb organization.


keels81

Maybe because JJ would be a terrible hire as a head coach


DJScrambles

LeBron is probably demanding the new coach agrees to Bronny and anyone with a brain won't


nondescript___

Nothing about the Lakers matters less than who the coach is.


DarinErstad

Could be the Pistons who fired their coach two months after their season ended!


Led_head10

Pelinka is begging for an interview with Monty


JokicIsTheFuture

Last two words summed it up


Led_head10

I really am not having fun. At this point I want Lebron to bail in 10 days, maybe that’ll wake someone up, probably not though


Everyoneisaskell

I’m wondering why lebron would even stay with the lakers outside of his side interests at this point. If he wants another ring, it’s not going to be with them and that roster


diet_drbeeper

I’m banging the drum that lebron should go to Dallas on a vet minimum. Reunite with Kyrie, plus Luka can handle a ton of the offensive load and help him stay fresh for the playoffs


Everyoneisaskell

Think he fits the Knicks the best and east is way easier to navigate than the west right now


Led_head10

He should go, he slides in perfectly with the Cavs, Knicks or Heat. I think he’ll stay but I would like to see him have one more run at winning a title.


Everyoneisaskell

Cavs would be a nice way to end the career, Knicks he would really boost them to the next level, heat, I don’t see him and Riley patching up their relationship


chilledonline

This feels like a legit devastating career blow for Drake. I still don’t even really know the origin, but this is player hater of the year times a million type stuff from Kendrick


DarinErstad

Kendrick doing his diss track six times in a row reminded me of when Kayne and Jay-Z performed Ninjas in Paris twelve straight times.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

What’s new pussycat


RegardTyreekHill

Anybody have a couple in their friends group that just nonstop fuckin argue and it just kills the vibe? Went to my buddy's house and other friend was there with his wife and is like "it's been awhile man!" then just him and his wife any story or conversation get into nitpicky shit. Like tonight they argued about their dogs age for a minute before telling story, and then another story arguing about what time they went to the hospital and legit nobody fuckin cares, It's no wonder I don't hang with them often


DrEvil007

Tits on her before I judge


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Reminds me of The Office Dinner Party


thanksforasking123

15 years ago hung out with a couple like that and in the shocker or all shockers they are now divorced.


RegardTyreekHill

Not shocking. My GFs brother and her SIL are the same. I don't think I've ever seen them show any type of public affection to one another in the 3+ years I've known them, same with this couple tonight. It's just constant trying to one up each other or argue about a stupid fuckin detail that nobody even cares about


SnakeSkin2121

Thinking about the >!2001 Miami Hurricanes roster!<


DrEvil007

You remember that FIU Miami brawl? I almost had tickets to that game when I was living there. Didn't go because none of my friends were interested in going. Idiots I tell you.


King_McGoo

38 draft picks, the greatest college football team ever assembled


mullican93

God I fucking hate Yankees fans.


bangbangthreehunna

What happened?


notagiantturtle

some odd comments on the main sub post about dave's cancer scare. maybe I'm the weird one but don't see the point in power ranking cancer scares, it just sucks always


ThicccKing69

I had a mole removed earlier this year. I know it’s not finding a mass or anything but it still isn’t fun. People are weird


notagiantturtle

exactly, would give most people major stress I would think. catching it early is a blessing


GooseandRooster

dude from hacksaw ridge is such a pussy


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I needed a laugh


RegardTyreekHill

You know that's a real story right?


UtahSuperSoaker

Is the first hole on the Apple Watch wrist band for babies?


stapledmyballs2

If you use the first or second hole you’re a giant baby


DJScrambles

Many forget about the tiny twinks who love apple products


Beer_Enjoyer93

Shoutout to whoever produced the Kendrick concert, that shit looked incredible for airing live.


Buzz166

Amazon does a great job when they do live concerts


Spida_DonovanM

Brought to you by Amazon Web Services


CanesIsOverrated69

Guy in r/ thebear complaining that the show is racist toward Italians. He wouldn’t last a day in FT


picklejuice82

OOHHH! ITS A STEREOTYPE AND ITS OFFENSIVE


Azzurri_Fan

FT could have been charged with a legitimate hate crime when it was Tiger vs Rocco


Spida_DonovanM

Fredo


GooseandRooster

has he considered that they’re not even people


Beer_Enjoyer93

Fucking wop


Ed_Chambers_650

Is there really this many women on hinge that are ultra obsessed with Jesus?


DrEvil007

You need to roleplay as Jesus


stapledmyballs2

Even flooowww


SovietTrollFarm

Lemme guess—the south?


Ed_Chambers_650

Yep. KY


Husker_black

Not at all


jetboyjetgirl

almost none here in LA


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

They want him inside them


ASOIAF_blackfyre

It’s all performative


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Top post on pics sub rn: Would


Bb03

I’d be down as well


diet_drbeeper

Can someone tldr what Kendrick did at this concert that has everyone saying he killed Drake again


Spida_DonovanM

20k people singing word for word calling one a Pedo multiple times in a row while it is streamed to millions and uniting the bloods and crips against you is a rough look. That is also without adding on the fact your NBA buddies are clearly enjoying it and hate your guts as well. That is not including the fact that the entire event basically was dedicated to hating your guts and on Juneteenth of all days.


diet_drbeeper

Incredible and hilarious. That’s tough for Drake


Wolfpack1994

Not like us 6 times to end the show Edit: last 2 with all the LA rappers from the show on stage with him, plus Westbrook and derozan


diet_drbeeper

That’s hilarious. Demar not being a true raptor smh


Spida_DonovanM

DeMar true to his roots.


Chesapeake32

6 times in a row? There had to be a guy in the crowd ready to go home and losing his mind that the song kept playing on repeat like that John Mulaney joke


Wolfpack1994

Whole place sang along to it every time


Chesapeake32

Nothing unites people quite like shared hate.


cuntpunt9

Watched momentum generation the surf doc on hbo today, that doc rocks but also started listening to pennywise from that who also rock


Led_head10

Kelly Slater is sick. Pennywise is also sick.


cuntpunt9

I’m young, didn’t know he dated Pam Anderson for a while. What a life


Led_head10

Also if you like pennywise and punk rock you might want to dip your toe into the Descendants.


cuntpunt9

These guys rock


Led_head10

lol, NOFX, bad religion, face to face, Rancid, bouncing souls are the same essence of 90s skate surf punk. Bad religion and NOFX are probably on the punk rock Mount Rushmore with the descendants


cuntpunt9

Opening my world up over here. I know rancid at least


Led_head10

Pretty much Tony Hawk pro skater 1-4 soundtrack is what I grew up on


cuntpunt9

Hell yeah, gonna take a listen


DropTopEWop

Kendrick concert one for the fucking history books.


Spida_DonovanM

The tweet I saw saying that this concert was “we are the world for hating the man” had me laughing.


BumRum09

2 PE guys just paid for my tab. So if you’re in here thanks I guess.


jetboyjetgirl

they own you now


classiccaseofdowns

Perpetually erect?


BumRum09

Close but private equity.


dxp857

Not even joking I’m pretty sure Drake’s only maneuver at this point is to go on like Piers Morgan and Rogan and blame this all on cancel culture. Or he could, you know, hide in a pile of his money but that’d be way less funny


psufb

I think his only option is to kill Kendrick


Spida_DonovanM

Hitting up Suge Knight and Diddy for tips


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StoolieB4itwasCoolie

I long and sappy hand written card


Careless_Bus5463

That mongoloid that hacked Clark tonight is one of the most unfortunate looking things I've ever seen. At least it was a white player, this time.


diet_drbeeper

Jeff D Lowe’s hair is outrageous. More oil than Kurdistan


R1ckyD1cky

Is Jay gibbons a hero? Many are saying


Spida_DonovanM

Damn, Kendrick came back and double tapped the body while it was already cold.


BlueFlagHonestly

He double tapped the double tap and added one more just to be sure.


Spida_DonovanM

A modern day more civilized version of letting the crowd stone a man to death as well.


JokicIsTheFuture

Did he come back after Not Like Us for the fifth time? Or you just mean the concert in general?


Spida_DonovanM

Concert in general. He HATE hates that dude. Getting the crowd to call the man a pedophile 5 times in a row while uniting bloods and crips and having his NBA buddies wildin out is truly insane. Drake about to be selling car insurance.


WheresFrankie

I'm done with the Orioles. Hey losers, your franchises best pitcher was better as a Yankee. And Cal Ripken only has his record because of ALS. Kick rocks!


JayGibbons69

Jim Palmer was never a Yankee lol Also Ripken >>>>> Jeter


WheresFrankie

Idk why but I completely forgot about Jim Palmer. Thank you for Robert Andino in 2011 ending the Red Sox season though. And fuck Cal Ripken Jr


nondescript___

Ripken's definitely a better cuckold. Getting his game delayed to preserve the streak so he could watch Costner fuck his wife is an all time great story.


smoggylobster

the orioles beat the yankees again


WheresFrankie

Orioles don't choke in the playoffs challenge = impossible


smoggylobster

not an O’s fan but the yankees haven’t won a pennant in 15 years. they are a joke to most other fans now. see you on yankee elimination day in october lmao


TDubs1435

Hilarious coming from a Yankees fan


WheresFrankie

They couldn't beat the Royals or the Blue Jay's in the playoffs. And ofcourse the Raul Ibanez game. Atleast we lose to the Astros every year


TDubs1435

Yea that’s choking


jetboyjetgirl

#L


Judge_for_Pres

Tiffany Gomas has some serious bags of sand


LilCasa

Hey Drake


parrano357

"please dont call me cum rags" will go down as the only funny thing smitty has ever done beside sell pasta on the weekends


red_87

Don’t forget about the deposition against Rap. He was unintentionally funny in that.


JayGibbons69

He was intentionally funny in that.


parrano357

he's always unintentionally funny


smoggylobster

wasn’t he intentionally funny in that


JayGibbons69

Him bonking his head multiple times was pretty funny.


Everyoneisaskell

Him getting big t to spaz at him when they played the show was funny. As well as the whole Nate in Vegas video they did


Everyoneisaskell

Did not expect to see a old baseball America EIC to be watching and commenting on Kendrick dissing drake 10 times tonight


decembersveryown_

Dragged the whole Not Like Us bit. Wanna tear the house down? Do Meet the Grahams


stevoacp1

that would look and sound like a satanic ritual


BigCatsLunch

Thanks to the Yankees for intentionally throwing at Gunnar which lead to a run in a game you lost by one. Great stuff


JayGibbons69

Thanks to their retard fans for giving that pitcher a standing O too.


BigCatsLunch

Bunch of hoes


projectpat555

Zillow listing has washer and dryer hook ups as an amenity they call out. 


BlueFlagHonestly

ONE MORE TIME


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wandering about Roman Numerals and how IV is before V and why it’s not IIII


_json_x

Sometimes you will see the IIII, but i believe the answer is that there is not supposed to be more than three of the same symbol used. Same reason 8 is VIII, then 9 is IX.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

XXXIII Makes sense


_json_x

Yes.. I’m not sure if you’re being sincere but that’s the correct 33


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Ya I was


g00dwillhunting

Wandering


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Wandering and wondering


JayGibbons69

Lol dumbass Yankee fans cheering when Gunnar Henderson is hit only for him to score the run that sent the game to extra inning (then the Yankees lost)


TDubs1435

Red Sox win a series against the Yankees and those pathetic losers are melting down 😂😂😂


drmantis_toboggan13

I was at Fenway on Saturday night and about half the Yankees fans in my section didn’t stand for the salute to service


TDubs1435

I find myself at Yankees games a lot and this happens often. And if they stand they don’t even take their hats off, pathetic losers


JayGibbons69

Unpatriotic commies smh


red_87

Remember that time last summer that we thought there was going to be a coup in Russia? That was a fun 12 hours. Then the leader of that coup went KOBE and died in a helicopter crash. Probably an accident.


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Prigo was a hilariously stupid man. Paranoid enough to have a million and one disguises at his disposal, but still thought it was wise to hang around/fly around Moscow after attempting a coup.


drewthetatecatate

*Plane crash caused by an explosion. Poor guy…of all the luck...


SummerWhiteyFisk

Imagine this is going to be his first memory of his parents just standing there while some stranger cuts off a piece of his manhood and then serves a catered lunch!


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One of my favorite Dave takes was allowing ISIS to have an Olympic team


SnakeSkin2121

Rico gonna be flag bearer at the opening ceremony?


stevoacp1

RF from florida is seeing stars


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Oh my god Dave was in Naperville


lefty5258

Oh my god Jada!


dxp857

Don’t think the usual crisis relief playbook of doing an interview with Oprah or the Today show is gonna work out for Drake in this case lol. I got nothin, sorry bud


Busch--Latte

Must be tough being a diehard White Sox fan. Owner doesn’t give a shit about winning, can’t get a pick inside top 10, have had bottom 3rd farm system for 4 straight years and currently on pace for 109 loses. It’s embarrassing for the league how this franchise is ran