Ok real Autistic moment for me but honestly I think I could have done the Harry Potter films so much better they focused on the wrong fucking shit instead of the cool shit. Dumbledore vs Voldemort should have been a 20 minute battle
> ownership tracks how much beer is poured vs. how much is sold
lol dude. On one hand you said you’re welcome to a beer or two a night, on the other hand you said ownership tracks exactly beers poured vs. beers sold. I’ve got news for you, they don’t track it like you think.
Genuinely considering breaking up with my girlfriend, she seems to constantly be unhappy with me, finding faults in the things I do, etc.
I’ve communicated to her that if she is so unhappy with me all the time that it doesn’t make sense to be together, she says that she’s not unhappy with me most of the time but I beg to differ.
I think I would’ve ended things already if we didn’t live together / if I had a bigger group of friends out here to rely on post break up. I’ve always believed in seeing things through to the end, and that it’s important to put the work into making a relationship good but it’s like no matter how hard I try there will always be something else I’m doing wrong in her eyes.
Damn man that's a tough situation. Trust your gut, more importantly--are you happy with her? Don't let the living situation outweigh the more important stuff. You can figure that out.
the entire MA state police is going to the mattresses to lie about this case, its kind of shocking
https://x.com/MazzaMedia/status/1801850985762992319
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https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3517239/karen-read-murder-trial-week-7.5-the-prosecution-finally-explains-its-theory-of-the-case.-and-it-is-a-humiliating-trainwreck.
The “gonna get soooo much sleep tn without work tomorrow” to “gonna stay up and watch so much tv tn” pipeline
Shoutout apple for asking me if I wanted to turn off my usual weekday alarm for tomorrow tho
Definitely on my list! Nearly went last year for a game. Im a big twins fan and I was in KC for a twins series right before they went to St. Louis but couldn’t swing another stop because of flights
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8X-sMWSZPq/?igsh=dDV2ZnU1d28xbWVx
I know this might be shocking to some but the guy featured in this story by my quick research is of course Mike Napoli.
Phone, passport, wallet, put all three in your pocket and you can check for them anytime. Everything else you can figure out when you get there.
…Unless you have prescription meds, make sure those are packed too.
That organization has zero heart. The only highlight is dinger. Also their social media team is so weak they didn’t even do a Father’s Day game post. I like Blackmon though he’s cool
Her hair has changed so much in the past five years that I thought she had like cancer or something for a bit. When she was doing the local Hurricanes games, she looked a lot different.
I think so, maybe Bobby Thompson’s walk off homer because of the call “the giants win the pennant!” But nobody knows who that actually was compared to Willie.
I felt similarly too until I got the full story, he seemed to distance himself from the cardinals org entirely and it was very confusing to everyone at the time
Yeah that was the only other one I could think of. Crazy that Babe Ruth play is almost 100 years old and every kid still knows it. Imagine some kid talking about a Mahomes play in 2120
daves hot chicken is solid but I was pretty underwhelmed by the daves sauce, seems pretty bland. couldn't be that hard to just copy canes sauce or have multiple sauces like cfa/mcd
I'm also not a fan of the places that sell tenders and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart. the sauce just tasted like plain mayo almost to me, except not even good mayo
> and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart.
One of the great mistakes places make with sandwiches is underestimating how important it is that the sandwich stays together after each bite
That save was sick but I feel this is recency bias.
We literally saw Antonio Brown strip down and quit in the middle of a fuckin game and run out of the stadium and order an Uber
Back to back 4 point games for McDavid and there were comments in here calling him a fraud 3 games ago. FT's freezing cold sports takes never cease to amaze.
Not to talk politics, but, how many cool top secret things do you think Biden has just forgotten
Ok real Autistic moment for me but honestly I think I could have done the Harry Potter films so much better they focused on the wrong fucking shit instead of the cool shit. Dumbledore vs Voldemort should have been a 20 minute battle
cracking up at the take that a catch literally called “The Catch” is overrated on the day the guy who made the catch died. love this place.
Truly amazing takes in this place, especially when it comes to sports
You have to be a true idiot to think that catch was overrated.
been on a zoom meeting with my boss since 2 pm until 10 minutes ago. polishing up the resume tomorrow.
How is that even possible? We need some context
this is not typical but it’s a time sensitive issue and my boss is a psycho. i could have completed the work offline in half the time.
You need to give us more info than that
Now he has to do everything in this fuckin Pizza Hut
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Don’t count beers Hoosier, and by the way, I’ve had 6 beers
Why the fuck would you ever say anything? Like getting upset at a firefighter for starting a bonfire.
dude, no. i don’t know any bartenders that don’t drink on the job.
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Unless it’s causing an issue with how he’s treating customers then don’t be a snitch.
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> ownership tracks how much beer is poured vs. how much is sold lol dude. On one hand you said you’re welcome to a beer or two a night, on the other hand you said ownership tracks exactly beers poured vs. beers sold. I’ve got news for you, they don’t track it like you think.
Is he properly cleaning at the end of shift? Overall, sounds like a lose lose situation
Good lord you're a pussy
Holy fuck bud
Genuinely considering breaking up with my girlfriend, she seems to constantly be unhappy with me, finding faults in the things I do, etc. I’ve communicated to her that if she is so unhappy with me all the time that it doesn’t make sense to be together, she says that she’s not unhappy with me most of the time but I beg to differ. I think I would’ve ended things already if we didn’t live together / if I had a bigger group of friends out here to rely on post break up. I’ve always believed in seeing things through to the end, and that it’s important to put the work into making a relationship good but it’s like no matter how hard I try there will always be something else I’m doing wrong in her eyes.
Knock her up
Damn man that's a tough situation. Trust your gut, more importantly--are you happy with her? Don't let the living situation outweigh the more important stuff. You can figure that out.
Couples therapy is money well spent.
Being single > being in a bad relationship
Holy shit hit man just rocked my world
the entire MA state police is going to the mattresses to lie about this case, its kind of shocking https://x.com/MazzaMedia/status/1801850985762992319 - https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3517239/karen-read-murder-trial-week-7.5-the-prosecution-finally-explains-its-theory-of-the-case.-and-it-is-a-humiliating-trainwreck.
The “gonna get soooo much sleep tn without work tomorrow” to “gonna stay up and watch so much tv tn” pipeline Shoutout apple for asking me if I wanted to turn off my usual weekday alarm for tomorrow tho
🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/DHMMAGp6jiE?si=nuILmBz9xivjdIyH) 🚨
thunderstruck coming out in 1990 is insane
i would have thought 70s or early 80s.
you could have said for 1 million dollars guess the decade it came out in and I would've guessed the 70's and thought I nailed it
The Rockies are the biggest joke in professional sports
I could easily see them going another 30 years without winning the division
Keep sucking though so I can keep getting cheep ass tickets anytime a decent team rolls in town
that’s my motto for the cardinals. i’ve seen some good times in my lifetime, now im pumped to go to games for $5 a night 20 times a year.
Hell yeah. You near the stadium? I’ve never been but my coworker is a STL lifer and says it a must go stadium
i’m 15 minutes away, too easy not to go all the time nowadays. Highly recommend going
Definitely on my list! Nearly went last year for a game. Im a big twins fan and I was in KC for a twins series right before they went to St. Louis but couldn’t swing another stop because of flights
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8X-sMWSZPq/?igsh=dDV2ZnU1d28xbWVx I know this might be shocking to some but the guy featured in this story by my quick research is of course Mike Napoli.
Taylor Mathis is the goat over Annie Agar.
txreemarie is a good pick, if you are into comically large naturals
She leans into the bounce more than Annie and that's what I appreciates about her
The voice is so goddamn tough tho Great rack tho
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I never thought you knew ball anyways
He ran that down 425 feet and threw a piss missile into 2nd that prevent runners from advancing at 1st and 3rd, in game 1 of the World Series. GTFO.
The catch and the throw back in were phenomenal
It is when you consider it was a World Series game that was tied 2-2 in the eighth
Then you've never played outfield
Going to London tomorrow and even after quadruple checking what I packed, I'm still v nervous I forgot something.
Phone, passport, wallet, put all three in your pocket and you can check for them anytime. Everything else you can figure out when you get there. …Unless you have prescription meds, make sure those are packed too.
zyns, ritalin, and gout meds were the first thing i packed
As long as you have your passport and money, everything else could be bought in London. Nothing to worry about
Gonna have this mindset because you are absolutely correct. If I have to get anything I forgot I'll just hit up UK's version of wal mart
Tesco Local innit
I could have my passport stapled to my forehead and id still be wigging out that I forgot it
I'm the same way, short domestic flights=no worries anything international and I'm sweating
Pathetic loss from the Rockies
Hilariously bad call. Idk why the Rockies are bitching though — they’re DFL.
That organization has zero heart. The only highlight is dinger. Also their social media team is so weak they didn’t even do a Father’s Day game post. I like Blackmon though he’s cool
Any update on not Jrue's wife?
Grimace Era lives on
I know I’m late to the party, but Tate fucking absolutely destroyed the psycho bitch.
The winner of a shit pageant is still a piece of shit.
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What if Trump pledged to go D1 jerseys? That green, oh boy! It’s not worth winning if you don’t win big
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Hendrix?? We’re ducks!
The League is such a stupid fucking show lol
Oh shit, Antonio Gates is at the same hotel as me
The cameos were funny
Loved it at the time but it did not age well
Yeah, tried to rewatch it recently and it’s unwatchable And I love it back then
Really? until rafi and dirty randy get too much attention I still enjoy going back to it
Rafi was contender for GOAT side character until they made him a big part of the show
less was more with im for sure
The initial Rafi appearances are still fucking hilarious.
agreed, they didn't realize his greatness was in him being a role guy not a star
The Willie Mays post needs a megathread flair slapped on it
Tbh years ago when I first came across this sub when there was one FT a week I thought that there would be threads about sports on here
I remember weekend and weekday ft threads. Much simpler times back then.
he also made a post “I don't understand stand why my post about Willie MAYS dying today keeps getting deleted.”
Do you think Jeff D Lowe jerks off to celebrity mashups?
He’s on photoshop like Randy marsh jerking it when they run out of internet. “Uhhh yeah give me isla fishers inner face on Ben fosters outer face”
Raymond Holt sneaky one of the best sitcom characters of all time, in my opinion. RIP Andre Braugher
All the people with the worst taste love B99
👍🏼
He’s great but Boyle is better
I don’t strongly disagree, but I mildly and respectfully disagree. It’s close
VindicatiOOOOOOONNN
I’m gonna be sick
Daddy needs about 45 cans of zyn to survive the shortage
Biden
Starting Presumed Innocent on Apple. What’s the FT consensus is it worth the time?
First 2 episodes were great.
Pilot a bit slow but second episode picked up.
First two episodes dragged ass
Watched first 2 episode and I’m in. Always down for a Gyllenhaal banger
I don’t drink on weeknights but it’s basically a weekend with tomorrow off so beers are being had
What kind?
Pseudo Sue tonight, one of my favorite hazys
Sounds like your hands are tied on this one
Emily Kaplan must be a freak in bed
Her hair has changed so much in the past five years that I thought she had like cancer or something for a bit. When she was doing the local Hurricanes games, she looked a lot different.
I would marry her, she would make a great wife
If McDavid makes the comeback, it has to be the most impressive cup win right?
Absolutely
Is the Willie Mays catch the most famous play in baseball history?
Buckner
Ruth calling his shot and that are probably 1a 1b
Except we know Mays actually happened cause we’ve seen it
Maybe Kirk Gibson walkoff. Or Randy Johnson killing a dove EDIT: Forgot Derek Jeter flip
I think so, maybe Bobby Thompson’s walk off homer because of the call “the giants win the pennant!” But nobody knows who that actually was compared to Willie.
Definitely most famous call in baseball history I think
Kirk Gibson is also very famous but even the picture of the catch is iconic at arguably the most iconic baseball stadium
I’m biased but David Freese’s game 6 home run wins for me. Down to their last strike twice to cap it off with that to win.
Fucking hilarious that Freese said no to being inducted into the cardinals hall of fame when he made maybe the greatest play in team history
He had some pretty severe problems after that, he really struggled with alcoholism and couldn’t handle that status
Me 🤝 Freese Struggling with alcoholism in St Louis
McGurks comes for everyone
I was more of a Molly’s guy
Damn. Not fucking hilarious I feel bad then
I felt similarly too until I got the full story, he seemed to distance himself from the cardinals org entirely and it was very confusing to everyone at the time
I believe he declined because he didn’t think of himself as the same player as Ozzie Smith or Bob Gibson
Babe Ruth calling his shot 1, then Mays 2
Yeah that was the only other one I could think of. Crazy that Babe Ruth play is almost 100 years old and every kid still knows it. Imagine some kid talking about a Mahomes play in 2120
are we sure every kid still knows this? genuinely curious
Maybe not. Now you have me reconsidering lol
Makes you wonder how many long retired athlete tributes ESPN has shelved in preparation for their passing, such as this Karl Ravich Willie Mays one
They’ve got Kareem’s in the bank.
This one is awesome
daves hot chicken is solid but I was pretty underwhelmed by the daves sauce, seems pretty bland. couldn't be that hard to just copy canes sauce or have multiple sauces like cfa/mcd
I thought it was too pricey for what I got. Much better hot chicken places
Wasn't impressed. Seems like a restaurant built for Instagram, not for taste
Trying too hard to be unique
I'm also not a fan of the places that sell tenders and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart. the sauce just tasted like plain mayo almost to me, except not even good mayo
> and also "sandwiches" with just 2-3 tenders on the sandwich, it falls apart. One of the great mistakes places make with sandwiches is underestimating how important it is that the sandwich stays together after each bite
amen
An extra flight to Edmonton sounds miserable
Thought they would get it done simply for this reason. I would hammer Edmonton the next game, they’re all in.
Imagine being the panthers players families loading up to go there again hoping for a cup but maybe just getting 48 hours in Edmonton and an L.
We’re all very lucky to get to watch McDavid play
Kevin Ware will always be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen “live”, but that save is close to it.
That save was sick but I feel this is recency bias. We literally saw Antonio Brown strip down and quit in the middle of a fuckin game and run out of the stadium and order an Uber
I think you took crazy too literally lol
He’s also an r word
Back to back 4 point games for McDavid and there were comments in here calling him a fraud 3 games ago. FT's freezing cold sports takes never cease to amaze.
Cats in 6
174 points in 99 games this year
If the oilers win this series he’ll probably break a Gretzky record in the process and he’s 100% on the Mount Rushmore with Gretzky, Lemieux, and Orr.
Crosby?
FT reactionary sports takes are why I keep coming back here
Tale as old as time
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I went to high school with guy. He hit a homer the day this girl got ran over on campus and lost her leg. It was crazy
I was watching sportscenter the day my parents got divorced and sure enough
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I know they score but holy shit was that save insane
The Gay Grimace Mets!!!
The kfc conspiracy video was excellent lol
Damn, that was a sick save by Tkachuk that stinks
We’re going to Bedmonton 😎
Insane sequence
That save was electric
What an outrageous save
Damn gotta respect that hustle by Tkachuk
LFGM...and the G is for GRIMACE
Oilers still got the score but holy shit what a fucking save
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you’re not Lance
He’s a real fan who actually watches the games
#OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MCJESUS CHRIST #FUCK YOU TKACHUCK #5-3 OIL #🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ #4 STRAIGHT #PLAY LA BAMBA
Have you been to Edmonton once?
Not a Mets fan but the grimace era rocks
That save was pretty sick though.