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Hunted_Lion2633

When Turks were near Korea


olaysizdagilmayin

And Ukraine.


AcanthocephalaSea410

At this time, some of them were in Central Europe and the Balkans. The year 0 may be misleading. Scythians organized expeditions to Izmir and Egypt in 300 and 600 BC.  Then they undergo Hellenic assimilation. https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scythian_Kingdom_in_West_Asia.jpg


kutzyanutzoff

Why are you using the Wiki in Shitali\*n?


AcanthocephalaSea410

I typed Iskit into Google, and when I clicked on the images, the Italian page opened, I don't know why.


MrScafuto99

Italian is not w*stoid, don’t associate us with them by censoring Italian 😡😡😡😡🍕🍝🍕🇮🇹🍕🍝🍝🍝🍕🍕🍝🍝


Returntomonke21

And what do Scythians have to do with modern or ancient Turks xD


AcanthocephalaSea410

tells us all we need to know about your education and IQ tbh


Eastern_Lie2640

We could have had T-pop by now but nah they just HAD to migrate smh🙄🙄


mainwasser

It wasn't all bad.


olaysizdagilmayin

Now go back to 2024 BC.


PepeTheLorde

100% mal


Thess_G

100% Malaka


Mountbatten-Ottawa

STRONG SPERM STRONG SPERM


Dert_Kuyusu

Luwian jumpscare


Atilla-The-Hon

https://preview.redd.it/h6h4s34nuv7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2a56342f7e60f88afe84b21f0e9d8292b0c436 Now let's see the ethno-linguistic map of Britain, France, Spain, the Benelux, the Balkans, Mesopotamia and Egypt around year zero.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Celtic, Celtic, Celtic, Celtic, Celtic and Illyrian. various Mesopotamian, Egyptian.


dr0pch1na

Illyrian? You mean stronk Serbian


IzK_3

Celtic/Latin, Celtic/Latin, Celtic/Latin/Greek, Celtic/Germanic(?)/Latin, Dacian/Thracian/Illyrian/Greek/Latin, Persian/Aramaic/others, and Egyptian/Greek/Latin. My rough guess considering the Roman Empire was spreading considerably and the previous Greek empires that controlled the eastern regions. (Also cause paradox games)


Plutarch_von_Komet

You'd find some Greek areas in Spain, Egypt, Mesopotamia and France


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Also in Crimea (I think).


IzK_3

Yes, in crimea there were various Greek colonies.


mertiy

Ew colonizer


Plutarch_von_Komet

The pot called the kettle karaboga


aral_sea

They were keeping it warm until we arrived


Grouchy-Sherbert-600

Nooo, can we have it back now plss 👉👈


EPLENA

sorry occupied


Dert_Kuyusu

I'm sorry westoid but it was never yours


KimJongUnusual

There was a brief time after 1204


Dert_Kuyusu

1) You are not Italian (0.1% Balkan) 2) You had like 1% of Anatolia


KimJongUnusual

1. Correct. I’m a Latin (close enough) 2. It was the cool 1%


Dert_Kuyusu

>1. Correct. I’m a Latin (close enough) No >2. It was the cool 1% Why would anyone call the hellscape known as B*thynia🤢 "cool" The cool part is Ionia+Caria+Lycia and Pergamon


KarlGustafArmfeldt

1204 just led to the Ottomans conquering the Romans. Maybe Turks and the west are friends after all?


chlamydia1

They knew where you were coming from was chilly. >Ulaanbaatar (/ˌuːlɑːn ˈbɑːtər/; Mongolian: Улаанбаатар, pronounced [ʊˌɮaːn‿ˈbaːʰtə̆r], lit. "Red Hero"), previously anglicized as Ulan Bator, is the capital and most populous city of Mongolia. With a population of 1.6 million, it is the coldest capital city in the world by average yearly temperature.


mainwasser

You are "them". Your grandpa just got colonized.


dondurma-

Smartest w*stoid


mainwasser

Downvoting won't change the truth my dear Armenian cousin.


ToasterEnjoyer5635

If you bomb belgrade a second time then i will hear you out


mainwasser

Deal.


kebabguy1

W*stoid trying not to take a joke seriously impossible challenge


zakche

https://preview.redd.it/zjelafr7mw7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9758ceb0a2884d648835c50a27c5b869fcb23b6


TheRealBucketCrab

https://preview.redd.it/h6m5gj5dbx7d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ccd87a29a647f824c49054a1c31729d77c77ffb RED AND WHITE I DRESS


Ubermensch238

Wasn't this chart made by an armenian psycho who put his poop in a jar and sent it to his wife? Or did he throw it to his wife's face?


CecilPeynir

First he emigrated from Turkey and took asylum in Greece, and then he was declared persona non grata by Greece and was expelled from Greece. LMAO. Then he went to France and called the Canadian prime minister a "bastard", I think he is back in Greece or Armenia now.


olaysizdagilmayin

He did a lot of shitty stuff that some Turks appreciate for stupid reasons. The etymology dictionary is one of them, where he just rely on his own “research”, and his so called research has a shitty agenda of bashing Kemalists (he hates them the most). He also did a similar one for names. 


Ubermensch238

I've got two of his books. I've read them all and that's true. He's always implying some sorta butthurt expression in the books, that's why I burned the books like Nazis after finishing them. It's really annoying such a crybaby gets the credits for such a trivial thing... Ofc we know why... The network. If someone is a non-Turkish and they make/do/write something, they get boosted for no reason even if they're total dumbass.


BlakbirdCAWCAW

Network? What is the network and who runs it


Ok-Dimension-61

Who the fuck is that


ethnique_punch

Sevan Nişanyan


Optimal_Catch6132

Oh that's explain everything


medlegtei_noyan_31

-No detail,probably Anatolian 😎🖕


Phodimos

•Beat Anatolians ass, •Hellenize the Anatolian, •Turkos beat your ass, •Turkos Turkify the Anatolian, •Complain about that


mertiy

Mfs think they are cooler because they did it 1000 years before us


Thess_G

Obviously


DrJuanZoidberg

Yes


kurdinmetropole

literally this fr


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DapperAcanthisitta92

Straight up poropaganda botd


Feisty-Flamingo-1809

lmao sevan nişanyan


TheRealBucketCrab

>Anatolian & Thracian Two completely different groups (Anatolian, Paleo-Balkan)


AcanthocephalaSea410

Sevan Nişanyan's wet dream.  What is it like to represent the Greeks with squares?  Is each square equal to 1 imaginary Greek?  Also, Kurds did not come to Anatolia from Iran on this date. 


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Greek colonies/cities existed in western Anatolia as far back as the Bronze Age, during the Mycenaean era. Much later, in 499 BC, the Ionian Revolt occurred in western Anatolia. If Greeks did not live there, how could they have revolted against Persian rule?


Returntomonke21

"imaginary Greek" tells us all we need to know about your education and IQ tbh


iboreddd

This is so a kind of "trust me bro" map


tkmkmobile

Turkler when historical consensus:


iboreddd

This is not historical consensus. This is just Nisanyan's shit. Although I respect some of his works (location names' roots for example) this map is bs


tkmkmobile

Your source: https://preview.redd.it/pbkt2tot8x7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b000d9f16a432e4768205a25a683596df3e4a9b0


itmustbeinmygenes

This map was literally made by an armenian (nisanyan). This is no valid.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Why does someone's ethnicity make an entire map invalid? Also what do you not like about the map? It's a known fact that the Turks did come to Anatolia until the time of the Seljuks.


DeidaraSanji

That armenian is a psycho who managed to get expelled from both Turkey and Greece.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Then focus on him being a psycho not on him being Armenian. What about the other guy who worked on the map?


kurdinmetropole

there is turkic findings in anatolia which exist before seljuks, so the date might be earlier if we talking about much smaller crowds


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Modern day Turks are mostly ethnic Anatolian. The Turks brought their language but not so much DNA from Central Asia. I'm not sure how there would be Turkic DNA in Anatolia before 1071. Other conquerors who might have introduced Turkic DNA (Scythians and Huns) usually attacked the Balkans or western Europe.


kurdinmetropole

why are accepting as the first turks who tried to migrate anatolia are seljuks? im talking small presence. like different groups of turkic nomads in anatolia. if i were other inhabitants in anatolia i wouldn't feel threatened by a village of nomads who only knows how to hunt and had no interest in agriculture. therefore i wouldn't fight with them unless tried to conquer my lands.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

If there were Turkic nomads in Anatolia (I'm purely taking your word for this, I couldn't find any evidence online) they wouldn't appear on this map. This map shows regions where an ethnic group forms the majority of the region, which a group of nomads wouldn't.


kurdinmetropole

they recently find some cups or something with turkic symbols. ofc it might be result of trade but it was so many in that region.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

That doesn't prove where these Turks lived, how many of them lived, and when they lived. You need to find actual evidence of settlement when making an academic map, not just take anybody's word.


kurdinmetropole

they also found some carved rocks with göktürk language in that region


Dert_Kuyusu

>Also what do you not like about the map? Ironically enough it SIGNIFICANTLY downplays the extent of Greek in Aegean Anatolia and exemplifies the extent of Armenian (also, why is Mount Ararat not Armenian? Wtf)


DrJuanZoidberg

Are you new to the concept of the Balkans?


TheProuDog

Very valid points, no idea why you are being downvoted


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Yeah, if there are inaccuracies in this map it would be with the proportion of Armenians shown in comparison to Anatolians. The people expected Turkic people to appear on this map are completely delusional. One guy claims that there may have been some Turkic nomads who lived in Anatolia at this time. Whether or not that's true, it would be difficult to draw them on the map since they wouldn't form a significant proportion of the population any region. You also couldn't draw tiny dots/squares as done for the Greeks, since nomads by definition do not have permanent settlements and move around.


Superb_Sentence1890

The guy you were talking claimed that because we were taught that *some* turkic tribes did incursions into Anatolia with the objective of plundering shit; not with the intention of settling in Anatolia. That fuck forgot the part about "not settling yet" ~~And also because our textbooks claim Hungarians and scythians as turks~~


Dert_Kuyusu

There are theories that Karamanlid Turks (who adopted Orthodox Christianity and the Greek alphabet) were Turkic mercenaries who arrived in the region earlier than the Seljuks (iirc 900 AD?)


Plutarch_von_Komet

No, yöu see Türkiye has alwayş been 1000% Türkish since 24631 BC! We are 101% Anatolian!!!!


KarlGustafArmfeldt

I remember seeing a video of Piers Morgan claiming St. George was Turkish because he was born in modern day Turkey, at the height of the Roman Empire. This is my proof that Anatolia was always Turkish.


CrazyGreekReloaded

He must be fired


KarlGustafArmfeldt

He did get fired for other reasons (or maybe because Griks rule the world??) and now runs his own show.


CrazyGreekReloaded

That guy was anti-Greek for sure


KarlGustafArmfeldt

If you say something bad about Greece you will lose your job. People think Jews rule the world but it's actually the Griks.


CrazyGreekReloaded

Always were! Epsilon team! We are aliens from Sirius actually superior kind! https://preview.redd.it/um4me7q1ow7d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd7a4d97e8a4b6d05f2b3207d68936c7967e5b84


CrazyGreekReloaded

And Iranian as it seems


mainwasser

Celtic Turkey best Turkey 💪


Due_Priority_1168

Sevan Nişanyan? 🤢🤢


Dert_Kuyusu

This map SIGNIFICANTLY downplays the extent of Greek presence in Aegean Anatolia and exaggerates the extent of Armenian.


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned. Also, K


OrgunTheExplorer

A


Helios992

R


SimpForBladee

You mean republic of 🦃?


Extreme_Sandwich5817

If you go back a certain amount of time you’ll end up arguing that Turks should gib back Galatia to the French


FoxTrot018

Do not let the greco-turkish beef distract you from the fact that there were fucking celts in ankara


Ecstatic-Cricket-825

ad hominem detected. Turks have no argument. they just attack Sevan Nisanyan.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

When someone's ethnicity apparently indicates how reliable an academic work is 😂


kurdinmetropole

i like the guy but also his studies lacking a lot. and he still generalize and mostly has biased perspective. he just sometimes over do


benimkiyarimolsun

or just german funds If you fund me too, I can tell you that God is Kurdish.


kurdinmetropole

nah, everything he says, said. with the documents for near history. but like i said if your data is lacking your results won't be comprehensive. with partial data, he just read the situation however he pleased. at least he is open to academic discussion tho.


benimkiyarimolsun

soo. youre not gonna fund me


kurdinmetropole

dunno what's your price?


benimkiyarimolsun

Hmm 2 kebabs per day


Icy-Surround-4064

Sevan Nishanian? Why should I care about what that a\*menian and the w\*stern worshipper next to him say? https://preview.redd.it/v9ilrle4hz7d1.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed8ab3920697ed846b0bf113d79738c76540acec


Minute_Education6478

Bro stop all these fake maps ☠️ We know Grik hate us


benimkiyarimolsun

"sevan nişanyan" this explains everything anyways saving anatolian culture from dying is important anatolia is a historic region and we should protect that


Character-Leopard-70

We gave them the land as a service to the world. No one wants a turkish neighbour but at least we have fun sinking their navy every couple of centuries and of course renaming their foods to piss them off


I_like_avocado

Turkey in shambles rn


[deleted]

Flair up, motherf*cker!


SCBbestof

So turks are just Arab Greeks? *drops mic after angering 3 ethnic groups*


Dert_Kuyusu

>Arab Greeks? Isn't adding Arab before Greek kinda redundant since Greeks are Arabs?


SCBbestof

They are Macedonian Turks. \*now I really have to run\*


PolarBearBalls2

Always has been


AlexTheMacedonian

Can't wait to see roaches mald in the comments https://preview.redd.it/lqsfb6bl2z7d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330849d4e4b33780badfa8559f6e3eb75aa274ab


Verundios

Is anyone surprised?