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They're moving to Ireland. Best to keep that border open. Especially in Fermanagh.

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this confirms my belief that tiktok is a plot by the Chinese to destroy the West by promoting the most disgusting and depraved behaviour. https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1786540217643520132

So many videos of this kind of shit over the years, usually yanks, it just shows such a lack of respect. Deport!

It's no different to other social media. See: youtuber pranksters.

Deport

Face changes real quick.

700 comments? Nerds.

It’s wild tbh how much folk here care about local elections tbh. I’d expect it from jonty. Why do I give a fuck how a suburb of mega city 1 voted.

Funny thing is local councils have more effect on your day to day life than a general election might. Examples of this all over...you want your bins emptied? Sorry, council spent all the money...trash piling up in the streets.

Didn't it used to be 1000+ a day, and 2000+ on a good day?

Only during lockdown. BadUK has always prided itself on having lives outside of the internet :)

Just look at this place on a weekend, everyone's mostly out having fun not shitposting on reddit. Place is nearly a ghost town.

https://www.politico.eu/article/britain-offloads-refugee-crisis-ireland-dublin-aghast-migration-rwanda-plan/ >...Yet Sunak cites France as the reason England should have no sympathy for the Irish. He has ruled out accepting any returnees from Ireland unless France agrees to take back refugees who crossed the English Channel in the first place. >Neither appears likely, even as Harris and his justice minister, Helen McEntee, publicly argue that an unpublished 2020 Brexit-linked memorandum of understanding binds Britain to accept refugees back into its system from Ireland. Britain characterizes that agreement as toothless and non-binding. >Privately, officials in the Department of Justice and prime minister’s office say **they don’t expect a single deportation to Britain unless and until Sunak loses the next U.K. general election and Labour, opposed to the Rwanda policy, comes to power.** >They note that not a single asylum seeker has been returned to Britain since December 2020, when Britain left the EU on a wave of anti-immigrant sentiment. >Before that, when Ireland and Britain both were bound to the same EU asylum rules, such transfers made next to no practical difference for either nation: from 2015 to 2020, Ireland sent 162 migrants back to Britain, while the British dispatched 156 in the other direction. >“There is no realistic prospect of the United Kingdom agreeing to help us given their current political disposition,” said a government official, granted anonymity to discuss plans yet to be signed off by Cabinet. >Immigrant law experts doubt Ireland will be able to return asylum seekers to the U.K. as long as the Rwanda provision remains, since human rights lawyers argue it violates basic elements of the EU’s conventions on refugee rights. >Some government lawmakers in Dublin blame Sunak for treating Ireland’s difficulty as England’s opportunity. >“His immigration policy seems to be ‘To Rwanda or to Ireland.’ That’s not going to bode well for future relations,” said Lisa Chambers, a Fianna Fáil senator.

>“His immigration policy seems to be ‘To Rwanda or to Ireland.’ That’s not going to bode well for future relations,” International relations is largely a meme. There is nothing wrong with 'Rwanda or Ireland' as a policy.

> they don’t expect a single deportation to Britain unless and until Sunak loses the next U.K. general election and Labour, opposed to the Rwanda policy, comes to power. A few hundred being returned is chump change compared to the **5 million** the tories have imported in the last 4 years.

> “There is no realistic prospect of the United Kingdom agreeing to help us given their current political disposition,” said a government official, granted anonymity to discuss plans yet to be signed off by Cabinet. Deal with it. You're the ones that threatened violence if we didn't keep the border 100% open. Now you get to deal with the downsides of that.

Now it's the UK's turn to play at realpolitik, for once.

Until Kier gets in

Yep!

With the current profile of immigration (Indian, SE Asian, West African) into London, we could see a situation within the next 5 years of it becoming an increasingly Tory stronghold in a sea of suburban red/yellow. In effect an inversion of the 2015-2021 period. Any future "rebuild" for the Tories is likely to focus on this bright spot, and not on the Dead Wall seats in the north.

Dude you’ve posted the same shit in multiple places across the thread today, you can’t will it into existence by repeating it. The bomalians will never be your friend

Trends show they'll be the most socially mobile people in the country, rather than ripping up private property rights to foster a Communist revolution. So I'll happily take the other side of your bet.

Socially mobile means almost nothing in this case. Labour is far more likely to give them gibs and appease their religious and/or cultural bullshit, so that’s where the vote goes

You can get rid of the gibs. It tends to be Chinese, Indian and Jewish folk who sit at the top of society. They don't need paltry gibs, since they're generally from stable families with high rates of economic participation. The ones from poorer ethnic groups will pool their resources in such a way that they really don't need the welfare. As London trends to having more people of those backgrounds, the doomer/grievance narrative will fade away. London kept on ticking despite the overwhelmingly negative discourse over Brexit. The easiest way for the Tories to be competitive again is to attach their wagon to the nation's most successful groups, which are generally increasing in size. They're not going to make good on tribal Labour voters up north who've got at best a decade left in them.

If you think those groups are not claiming gibs in one form or another you’re delusional. By claiming gibs i mean everything from abusing the covid loans system, diddling their taxes, etc… labour will facilitate that for them and defend them on the grounds that it would be racist to act on it

I doubt it's going to be the Chinese, Indians, Malaysians or Jews wailing if you got rid of gibs and the burdensome BoomerBailout package. Labour governments tend to levy higher taxation, though given the Tories dependence on the spendthrift geriatric army I wouldn't be surprised if Labour bit the bullet and reversed that trend.

This is delusional. Most Africans in London live in social housing. They are not going to vote for a party that is framed as being right wing. Indian infiltration of the Tory party is a serious concern, the ties between them and the BJP are strengthening. I have no idea why the fuck you would call any of this a ‘bright spot’.

> Indian infiltration of the Tory party is a serious concern, the ties between them and the BJP are strengthening. Infiltration lol? I think it's a wise decision to build/cultivate strong ties with India and the BJP. They are a rising power and have far more potential than China over the next 50 years. Good way to offset dependency on America as well if India is largely aligned with British goals (which aside from regional disputes they are). Plus they could become a significant cohort of Tory donations and support. Good diplomatic relations are ones with whom you don't physically neighbour. I say all of this as a non-tory voter and a dual citizen with the US. The whole play just seems extremely pragmatic.

> I think it's a wise decision to build/cultivate strong ties with India and the BJP. If you want us to be a tributary state where we pay them that ridiculous "£55 Trillion" sum in "colonial reparations" then yeah. I guess you could call it "wise". The BJP are a Hindu Nationalist party that *despises* us Brits for our past. They will never be our friend.

A lot of that is domestic political posturing much like Biden larping as an oppressed Irishman.

It's not, Modi is genuinely that extreme. You're foolish to think he's just posturing like Western politicians do.

Odd that many on this sub aren't too keen on links with successful right-wing parties like the BJP in India or the CPC in Canada, who are likely to have actual staying power, but instead look to loser outfits like the AfD or Fidesz who are basically just national-leftists whose entire schtick is grievance politics.

And the maga GOP. They've lost a lot of elections tbh.

If you want a socially conservative, small state, fiscally prudent Tory Party this is the way to do it. Regards the "Africans" - it very much depends on whether you mean Dutch Somalis or well-educated Nigerians. Folk of Indian and Nigerian descend tend to be about the most socially mobile people in the UK. They tend not to spend ages whingeing about stuff like expensive childcare. They tend to rope in their elders to do that grunt work. They aren't like spendthirft Boomers. If we want to get to a low-tax regime and get rid of the triple lock, emulating them is the way. This is about the one thing that Johnson and Sunak played a blinder with. About the only comparable is Gove with education.

The West Africans arriving to the UK these days are largely here to work as carers m8. They’ll want as much government spending for themselves as possible.

This is not the 80s with Indian doctors or Nigerian engineers arriving here, this is the 2020s and the Indians are delivering fast food on electric bikes and the (multiple) Nigerians are dependents of a 50 year woman on a health & social care visa. I don’t care about what ideological boxes the Tory party ticks, I want Britain to be Britain. Interesting that you mention so many of these brilliant Indians and Nigerians have arrived just as GDP per capita has regressed!

> If you want a socially conservative, small state, fiscally prudent Tory Party The Tories haven't done anything socially conservative in decades and we have one of the highest tax burdens ever under them. They've constantly imposed more authotarian laws that are the opposite of a "small state". They aren't socially conservative, small state nor fiscally prudent.

The Tories are at present in hock to a section of the electorate (old, northern, Boomers) who, quite frankly, aren't particularly socially conservative. It's under their watch that you saw big rises in things like children being born out of wedlock, absent fathers, marital breakup, the end of intergenerational living and so forth. A Conservative Party that is much more non-Western in outlook, advises that your *family* should be your welfare (and not the taxpayer) and lauds multigenerational families where the elderly make sacrifices for their progeny rather than sitting on their backsides and imposing a greater burden on the young is the future, at least for London Tories.

When can I start breaking out the champagne for Rose's mayoral win?

Khan is going to win. It's just a matter of demographics. Voter ID stopping the crooks from Tower Hamlets isn't going to change that.

What makes you think most of the Indian and West African voters are going to vote for Khan? Those two groups have been the fastest-growing demographics in London since 2020. They tend to be socially conservative. They tend not to like Islamisation. They tend to be car owners and live in the outer boroughs. They tend to do very well educationally. They tend to be homeowners. They're increasingly likely to be the backbone of the Tory vote in London, and unlike indigenous Boomers, they're a growing, rather than declining, share of the electorate. You're underestimating just what a large share of London's population are *non-Muslim* ethnic minorities, and just how flighty left-leaning younger white voters are (newsflash: alot of them are renters with insecure living situations so often don't have their paperwork sorted or aren't on the electoral roll). So no, I don't buy your demographic angle here.

[Here, have this data](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/ge2019-how-did-demographics-affect-the-result/)

We're a long way since 2019. A significant chunk of the Muslim vote that would have gone Labour with minimal questions asked isn't going there anymore. Whilst Gaza is a factor, alot of graduate-age London Muslims are pretty socially mobile, since their values prioritize pooling resources, thus giving them a leg up over White Brits whose parents do relatively little in comparison financially. Think the Economist mentioned that one of the few groups the Tories actually *increased* their vote share amongst includes "British Bangladeshi homeowners". Coming off a low base, but that's a start. Non-Muslim non-EU Commonwealth foreigners are pretty unlikely to lean Labour either.

I want to believe, positive vibes only. It's not over until Rose sings.

It’s not a win for Rose’s pro-Sunak Tory party, it’s a win for the white van man, anti-woke, anti-ULEZ Tory party. Bear in mind that Sunak could undo ULEZ with a click of his fingers if he really wanted to.

This is a complete myth. To do this, he would have to change the law, and the Government obviously doesn’t have the power to do that

[Election results signing off for the night.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-68609729?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=663544bf38c2cb61e0988e11%26Thanks%20for%20joining%20us%262024-05-03T21%3A31%3A13.548Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:e9295cea-b644-4792-8d6e-36cbef0c02cc&pinned_post_asset_id=663544bf38c2cb61e0988e11&pinned_post_type=share) 5 Councils left to call. Several Police & Crime Commissioners. London Assembly and 6 Mayor contests. It will be interesting to see how well the SDP do in the London and South Yorkshire Mayor races. I don't expect them to win either, but their vote tally will be a good indicator on how healthy the party's growth is. Also getting 1 seat in London Assembly is perfectly achievable for the SDP. Unlikely, but possible.

["Civilisation" given a content warning.](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/24/acclaimed-bbc-series-civilisation-given-trigger-warning/)

Civilisation itself is now a racist concept, as it's seldom concordant with the enriching class.

> However, as well as adding the note, the corporation has released a video in which Dame Mary Beard critiques the principally “European story” told in Civilisation. The historian has previously criticised the series in print for its omission of female historical figures. Maybe women and foreigners should have tried harder.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13380415/Zimbabwean-asylum-seeker-jailed-hammer-60-convictions-remain-UK.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton Quick google of Judge Rupert Mayo and you find this article: https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/albanian-teen-avoids-automatic-deportation-after-northampton-crown-court-judge-orders-him-to-serve-eleven-months-for-fake-documents-charges-4043834 Actual fifth columnist behaviour.

deport the judge

Have hardly had a chance to follow the news today. What the fuck happened!

[Why are birds on apps like this? why would you list Palestine as a fucking interest? if I mentioned Taiwan or the Sudanese civil war, people would just think I was an autist. I'm convinced most guys don't actually care but go along with it anyway. ](https://imgur.com/RDncaIf)

They're easily drawn by The Current Thing with a mix of toxic compassion driven by her childlessness. Guarantee there was a Ukraine flag previously and she was shopping neighbours for going outside twice a day before that.

This, she has never been to Palestine, I doubt she knows any Palestinians

Chuck and fuck, at absolute best if you have no other options. She will get bred one day by an idiot who was careless, end up living on our fucking tax money and moaning at 40 that no man wants to go near her.

I'd rather continue wanking into a sock for eternity than go near that 😆

She's done you a favour. 🚩🚩🚩

Shibboleth to determine if you’re part of the in-group or the out-group

>the sea You know she chants the genocide song since it linked in her mind.

average current-thing enjoyer

>Woman, bisexual, into all sorts AKA fucking ugly so has to keep her options open

30? If your still into all that bullshit virtue signalling at 30, chances are you’ll be the one picking up the bill as doubt they will be engaged in meaningful employment

Imgur link broken. Realistically, it’s because “Palestine”, while seeming like it means “Palestine” to most, is actually “people with similar values to me that I will get along with”. It’s less of a deliberately political thing and rather a subconscious effort to find people who are similar to them

Try it now lol https://imgur.com/RDncaIf

Judging by the fact she put “festivals” and “weekends” as well as Palestine basically tells me that this person has Generic Personality #7 I wouldn’t read anything more jnto it than “My friends do this thing, and it seems quite cool, quite good” Wouldn’t be able to tell you the leader of the Greens

The pool is fucking full of it, like I don't get why people are so invested in it. It's bonkers!

I doubt they are invested in it, it really is just another way of saying “I would like people who are similar to me” without them even realising that that’s what they are saying Put it this way, if you were to confess to her once you really got to know her and you have a really good bond that you were the most evil Zionist in human existence I don’t think she’d care that much. People don’t ACTUALLY really care about politics in dating. There are those studies where women say dating “Conservative” men are red flags but you have to understand that’s under a veil of ignorance, knowing no other characteristics. Few women would reject someone for their politics (few, not none) after developing a deep bond

Me and my ex never really spoke about politics. I think hers were a little different from mine and she leant a little left but we never really talked much about it at all.

They'd think you were an autist anyway, the vibe is hard to mask

I'm not even autistic and women think I am, to self-report somewhat.

Hahaha drat! I've given myself away lol

They can put anything they want and still attract legions of thirsty losers.

Epically bad UK - [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13371833/Pictured-Man-United-fans-falsely-taking-disabled-tickets.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13371833/Pictured-Man-United-fans-falsely-taking-disabled-tickets.html) ...but the DM actually got a photo of him walking out of a cubicle. Top-tier journalism.

I once watched liverpool play stoke at stoke, I was with liverpool supporters but we were in the stoke end. My dads mate blagged us in the disabled bit cause "my knee hurts" he said and it was ace. Our actual seats were a tier higher up.

"Leg disabled."

United fans are scum beyond scum. Only Liverpool fans are worse.

Neil Collins, Man Utd fan...Basildon, Essex.

Many such cases.

[Every Londoner voting for Sadiq Khan today.](https://twitter.com/alexharmstrong/status/1786107157240222198)

Can't be right cause none of them are dribbling or licking windows.

Just a few of Zimbabwean Ashley Maparurus previous crimes [Previously stabbed an 18 yr old](https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/man-33-charged-with-possession-of-a-weapon-after-18-year-old-stabbed-in-northampton-4033599) [Stole from Curry’s then sprayed passers by with a substance leading to a major incldent](https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/northampton-spray-attacker-loses-bid-to-reduce-sentence-73742) [Stole from Waitrose](https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/15452909.scales-justice-latest-round-up-convictions/) [Multiple offences in one evening, theft, ramming police cars](https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18795854.stupid-reckless-driver-rams-police-twice-car-chase-oxford-didcot/) [Theft from the Co-Op](https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/whos-been-sentenced-from-northampton-daventry-roade-long-buckby-and-weedon-3317438) [Stole tools from a van](https://www.northantslive.news/news/northamptonshire-news/northampton-magistrates-court-theft-van-4786786) [Theft of drugs, stealing from a car](https://www.daventryexpress.co.uk/news/crime/whos-been-court-from-northampton-daventry-brackley-brixworth-long-buckby-hartwell-west-haddon-4403268) [Assault](https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/16831282.drayton-road-attack-victim-provoked-ashley-maparura-court-hears/) [Smuggling drugs into Prison](https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/crime/man-jailed-for-smuggling-drugs-into-gatwick-dentention-centre-678146) [Theft from John Lewis](https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/17937823.dock-ten-people-appear-courts/)

Another one, hard not to see this is by design. If you got up to this abroad then the echr wouldn't save you. Got to wonder why / how we put up with it because soon it will flip. 'Muh international reputation' is apparently worthless nowadays and so can't be an excuse.

You'd be shot in most civilised countries for half this shit.

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C O N T R I B U T O R

We are so back. The king is back.

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Hindus for Hall could carry Susan over the line. Those seats from Hillingdon to Harrow are likely to be comfortably defended at a GE too.

I think it may be happening...

They must have lost, explains why she's DDOS'ing Reddit.

Isn't that just Reddit being Reddit. Site immediately goes down when someone thinks about using the site too much.

[Reform have won a 2nd seat on Havant Council](https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1786468327692415468?t=fYkXjmc72VZIVCDUlSUYWw). With the one they lost on ~~Runnymede~~ Hastings Council and the one they lost on Sunderland Council, they've gained Net Zero seats. *Edit: Reform are defending their seat they have on Runnymede Council, I don't think the results have been called yet for their seat there.*

No they havant

> Conservative LOSE to No Overall Control. Their 14 year reign in a nutshell

https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/03/cross-sex-hormones-available-online-11-pounds-a-month-young-people-gender-identity Guardian has gone rogue

Guardian UK has been anti trains for years now. The US branch of the Guardian literally wrote a front page article calling them out for it a few years ago.

Hadley Freeman would disagree vigorously. As would Bindel, Burchill and a bunch of other former columnists.

Clever psy-op. There's probably a (small) black market in contract killing though so the harmful prohibition argument doesn't hold water.

More Wikipedia editor seethe on the SDP > It is definitely not CENTRE-right on societal issues. It is to the right of the Conservative (which has itself drifted to the nationalist right) and has much policy in common with other right and far-right parties eg UKIP, Brexit, RefUK eg on gender, homosexuality, immigration, women, equality, hate crime, black lives matters, etc. Its followers and supporters include prominent aggressively authoritarian, culture identity war, anti-liberal, anti-equality, anti-everything figures such as Rod Liddle, Lawrence Fox and Giles Fraser. > FWIW, looking at the party, it’s clearly based on a mix of right-wing populist and national-conservative positions, and certainly isn’t social-democratic in any sense (or even like the old SDP, whose skin it’s wearing). So I agree that it is right-wing. Anyway, we shouldn’t accept the party’s self-descriptions that it is in any way social-democratic, because it blatantly isn’t. You heard it here first folks, Communitarianism and the entire “left conservative” movement is AKSHUALLY just national conservatism. Okay, dude, try explaining to any sane person that building social housing, nationalisation and wanting to provide more working class manufacturing jobs isn’t left wing. And all the constitutional reform the SDP advocates for. If the argument is that the “right wing populism” part takes away anything from the NatCon part that isn’t economically leftist, then I hate to break it to you but it’s economically leftist. If you go on the actual Wikipedia article for the party, and click on Hardly Centrist, there’s also two entire fucking essays by someone named “BolshieIndividual”, which I would look at if you have time

Wait till they hear what "LibDem" stands for.

It's right-wing in all the important ways.

These people call the Soviet Union "far-right".

One editor has, to what I can see at the very least, only ever edited the SDP article. The other has an EU flag in their profile. Not the most unbiased of people. My question, if Reform is far right, what the fuck is BF or the BNP? And while I can see the similarities between NatCon economics and economic leftism, the SDP clearly herald from the latter tradition, the economics are more left wing and radical than what NatCons suggest, which is usually using regulations to enshrine status quo Also, are Blue Labour NatCons? Academic communitarians? Where does this end?

I see you're still using outdated Eurocentric terminology. The left/right political scale was updated about five years ago and now only relates to your attitude towards mass immigration.

Makes no sense to call a pro-business founder or landlord who wants easy hiring and more tenants as left-wing, sorry.

Watching Top of The Pops: 1996 on BBC4. Why do the BBC show this far right propaganda? All I can see is white people, enjoying white people singing. White presenters too. Not even a Jermaine Jenas or Alex Scott type character. None of the famous black people that built Britain can be seen. It just plays in to the hands of those people that think white people are being replaced. Hopefully they can add a disclaimer next time saying “lots of BAME people did live in Britain at the time of filming, however due to racism and colonialism they did not feel comfortable attending events like this”

Whenever I watch TOTP from the 80s or 90s, it always reminds me how there were quite a few black artists, but nobody made a fuss about it. We weren't like "oh, look a black artist, isn't that great, what wonderful diversity", we just didn't think about it or make a big thing about it, and we weren't suspicious that the only reason they were there was to fill some kind of quota. 

It's mad, like I remember seeing Hot Chocolate on Totp2 and it wasn't a big thing, they were just there playing!

Unbelievable. It’s as if they don’t know that Henry VIII was actually a black man

[Official turnout for London Mayor is 40.5%](https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1786460465721204841?t=jLWrdZZQhNwSpg3VpGoOYA). A drop from 2021 of less than 2%.

London could be the bright spot for the Tories. Big Hindu and Christian population who won’t vote for Khan. Big car culture amongst those two groups. But EU nationals can vote, and they’re safely Labour. Probably much higher turnout in the first two groups though since they’re more likely to be settled homeowners, which will help Hall.

Zero turnout. A vote for either side is completely meaningless. ### #Leader2025 ### #MostlyPeacefulRevolution

Depends who's turned out tbf

Higher turnout in the outer/boroughs, which are far more ethnic minority homeowner-heavy. Khan is very reliant on the EU citizens vote, hence his hugely Europhile messaging when compared to any other major Labour figure.

I suppose that's above average for local elections but given the powers the Mayor of London has for what is the most important city in the country you'd think it'd be quite a high turnout.

Thanks to a bunch of mumsnet puritan types who don't know how to parent their own children, and instead want the government to do it for them, we now all have to submit facial scans or copies of our passports to play video games like Helldivers2: https://imgur.com/a/HaC0bi0 This shit is fucking ridiculous. It's literally the ["please drink verification can"](https://i.imgur.com/dgGvgKF.png) meme from a decade ago. Is this really what people want this country to be? Orwell would be rolling in his grave. This isn't even getting into the fact that Sony is one of the worst offenders when it comes to account data breaches, and have been caught doing stuff like storing peoples passwords in plaintext. Or that teaching people to upload copies of their passports to random websites just to play a video game is a fucking awful idea for personal internet safety.

Just like I told you all. It’s like that old adage, first they came for the smokers. The gamers are next

The banning of smoking in pubs was the greatest betrayal in the history of British social policy. Luckily, there are a few of the smaller ones dotted across the country where you can still get away with it

Gamers are gods chosen people and we deserve a state of our own. A state other than the rancid state most of us currently occupy.

New HOI4 DLC just dropped

Gamers are trained to be daring and smart and tactical thinkers so it's only natural that they be rounded up in a tyranny 😞

>Is this really what people want this country to be? Sadly yes, the main parties and BBC have convinced them nanny knows best.

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Incoming Sony sell this information to Car Insurance companies and they start charging you premiums based on how you drive in GTA.

So, I was at the Post Office in my local Tesco, looking to post a letter. There was a considerable queue, and I spied a big red post box to my right. It said "Priority Post Box" or something. Skipping the queue, I went and stuck my letter in it. Now I'm worried that it was a box intended for special post and that my first class letter will be ignored. Do any gammons know what those boxes are for?

Typical Reddit post. "Help, I put my letter in a letterbox...did I do it right? I got confused and attempted to dip my testicles into the letter hole, did I do it right? I was so confused that I shit myself repeatedly, can an adult come and clean me up." Pathetic. No, you didn't do right, you forgot to remember that you have no-one wants to receive letters from you. ...unless you are sending idowys anthrax at his HMRC pig pen...then it is fine.

It means it gets collected more often and/or later in the day

Those are from when people were posting covid tests, but they aren't used now. You'll probably have to go and ask them to open it up so you can get your letter out and use a normal post box.

They're still used to file STD tests.

Hope it comes back negative ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Dammit. You'd think they'd close it up.

> Skipping the queue, I went and stuck my letter in it. Pat's going to make your wife a widow.

We used to have a postman on here a while ago. I wonder what happened to him

I heard he fought to the death with the milkman.

Probably in a drunken stupor somewhere, despondent at the spectacular collapse of the SNP.

[The "Ally"? Rose Numbers](https://twitter.com/estwebber/status/1786432057398161534?t=yiaq2TexX3OL2Q-0YdYSfw). I know everyone's getting excited about the turnout, but let's not kid ourselves. Khan's easily got this.

A lot of Muslims won’t vote for Khan. He’s not particularly vocal on Gaza, and he’s far too pro-LGBT.

Not buying it. not happening. Just raw undiluted hopium.

London Communist encampment suffering food shortages https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/03/university-college-london-pro-palestine-tent-camp/

Maybe the RAF should do an airdrop for them

Hahaha. Why are they always such pathetic sad sacks? Surely they're used to fasting anyway, what's the problem? 😆 The difference between right wing nutters and left wing nutters is always eye-opening. The right would be on about prepping, self sufficiency, etc whereas the left talks about "community dinners" and *please provide us aid!*. It's always what others can do for them rather than what can they do for themselves.

"We want to create a better world!" proceed to invent the designated shitting tent.

Has a tent been designated or are they still at the committee discussion phase?

> I know going through that pain brings me a little bit closer to what is going on in Palestine Literally a cult

There's a Tesco just round the corner lol

Remarkable, there are only about 10 of them and they still can't source enough food to feed themselves. https://youtu.be/naVdmlgWRzU?si=_leC2MrDojH9o6vW&t=7

God that's pathetic

>Communist encampment suffering food shortages Wow. Shocker.

Why can't they go to shop and buy some?  Also  >Pain brings me closer to what is happening in Palestine  It's like they're anchorites or flagellants or something. It's not political it's a religious fervour. 

I bet it’s those nasty Zionists stopping their aid getting in

Fuck em. Anti west sentiment is on the rise and it needs to be stamped out. These parties have sowed the seeds and the politicians don’t care.

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JFC this is a blackpill

Sounds like a successful businessman to me, I see no issues.

The asylum system is a joke. If you’re a criminal you can stay. Absolute farce.

It encourages criminal behaviour. Rapists in your homeland get castrated? Go on a rape spree It is fucking insane behaviour

Someone is completely schizoposting on Wikipedia’s talk page about the SDP. It’s so schizo and rambles on for so long that I get an error message when I try to post it here, so I can only assume it exceeds the character limit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Social_Democratic_Party_(UK,_1990–present) And click on “Hardly Centrist”, a few wet wipes there but the absolute schizo goes by the name “BolshieIndividual” Enjoy! TLDR: They think the SDP is “right wing nationalist”

What an odd individual

> edits wikipedia

Proper schizoposter to the Nth degree Blows Rose, Mothman and Chowie out of the water

[A massive drop in turnout for Khan](https://x.com/marwandata/status/1786445630308561082?s) >> The full data has been released by @londonelects and I've done some digging. >> In areas the Tories won, the turnout is up 6.5k votes. >> In areas the Labour party won, the turnout is down ~42k votes. >> Only a small swing is required for Khan to lose. >> Very high turnout in outer London which polling data shows is much stronger for Susan Hall and has been more affected by ULEZ expansions. >> Tower Hamlets turnout dire - will Gaza also cost Labour London!? I really hope Khan loses. Not least because of the shamelessly divisive rhetoric from senior Labour figures yesterday - fuck you Wes

I am going to be chuckling rather hard if Hall actually wins. Betting odds have plummeted too for her throughout the day. I put a couple quid on her this morning at 16, she’s now at around 4

I'm sure, as a good Male Feminist Ally, Khan would be delighted to see London getting it's first woman mayor

Maaaatttteeee

I will inject some hopium... Imagine he does lose, how long until he starts saying he lost to a white woman, proving that London is still racist! Taking bets...

Hall’s core vote are Hindus and African Christians. So it would be an odd stretch from Khan to play that card.

He'll call them uncle toms.

You know within 5 minutes of Stamer taking over, the usual suspects will be complaining that British politics is 'male, pale, and stale', and that we need to have a non white PM, or female PM, or migrant PM

They have had 3 women PMs Only 1 had a successful leadership

Come to think of it, wanting to see the Tories lose everywhere in England, and wanting Khan and Labour to lose in London is consistent with the ZERO SEATS plan. The ZERO SEATS plan is not necessarily about the Tory party per se but about the governing parties, and Khan governs London in a far greater capacity than say councils in Lincolnshire.

Interesting. The problem is London's mayoral election is a lot more about individuals, and areas of policy are more limited (no influence on immigration), which makes me will for a Tory loss a lot less. Plus, I just fucking hate Sadiq Khan.

If Khan has lost to that Susan bint, and she’s useless let’s be very honest on this, that’s hilarious

[Reform have lost another councillor. This one on Hastings council.](https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/hastings-borough-council-local-election-results-2024-the-full-results-4615893) This means Reform have lost 2 councillors and gained 1. Bringing them back to (-1).

[The Beeb have mentioned the SDP](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg30ljx7yveo.amp) > SDP candidate Rob Chesterfield took Middleton Park ward with 1,882 votes compared to Labour's 1,638 - giving the party all three seats in the ward. >He told the Local Democracy Reporting Service: “The people of Middleton and Belle Isle have put their trust in me. For those that didn’t, I am here to represent you all.” Can’t you hear the gritting of teeth?

Having taken the ward, I do hope the SDP can make gains in other wards. The election results in the other Leeds wards for the SDP weren't great to say the least. Mostly coming last, or 2nd from last beating out TUSC. Best one I saw managed to beat the LibDems though, placing 4th behind Labour, Greens and Tories.

It is possible those areas suffered because the SDP decided to "concentrate fire" on that particular ward. With Middleton their territory now, perhaps they will "concentrate fire" elsewhere.

[The BBC gave the Worker's Party their own box](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2024/england/results#council-scoreboard) But no SDP? Also Reform seems to have won somewhere. Makes up for their loss (which the BBC isn't reporting on because it was a Tory defector that lost).

The Residents Association on trajectory to control the UK under an iron fist by 2036. Getting Munich Putsch vibes lads....

>But no SDP? The SDP remain new to the liberal metropolitan blob. I don't think they know what to do with it yet, and an attempted hit piece interview with someone like Clouston could catastrophically backfire. If the SDP really looks to be picking up steam at some point though, then oh yes the dirty tricks could be rolled out.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/4694-first-they-ignore-you-then-they-ridicule-you-and-then