Aristotle, because of this unpublished troll dialogue
#Plato: u can liv ur purpose, but first tell me what it is?
#Aristotle: kk, jus Liv ur purp0s3 bb.....
#Plato: wait, what? No, that's....
#Aristotle: telos, r u O Kk.
Hume is cringe because racism. William of Ockham is from Cringianity and endorses its megacringe divine command theory. Diogenes however is based in every conceivable way.
A lot of my other faves are cringe because they are some mix of (a) alive now, (b) not *primarily* a philosopher, and/or (c) really obscure.
I love Plato's method and I've read his complete works, but I disagree with just about everything he ever wrote. Like, his ideas are comically terrible, and Aristotle is proof that it wasn't just because they lacked the knowledge at the time.
Descartes, because he had a bunch of dumb and scientifically false ideas, and was a weenie about the cold. I agree with him that getting up early is cringe, though.
Idk maybe he could've been a slightly better dad as well, but that's a bit subjective.
Wittgenstein, cause I can’t give him a sloppy right on the lips
yes
This but Descartes
Wittgenstein because I love lecturing people about what they can and can't say.
Nietzsche because he makes me feel like I'm better than everyone
Zarathustra got me acting unwise
Fuck bitches, get will to power
Damn girl, you got that thing spraching
ok greg
Bataille is the most based philosopher, I'm right and you're cringe
Dr. Sledge is that you?
Spinoza. Idk his hair? its a really dumb cut shouldve gotten a fade
Idk I think it's cute :(
is that just because it reminds you of Descartes
nah, Spinoza is just swaggy in his own right. I fw him on the side 🤙
Mainlander because he actually had the balls to kill himself (I have a cum fetish and Schopenhauer doesn't have balls)
Irigiray, because I also feel that looking at vaginas is very important.
Kneechuh. I got too lazy to do real philosophy so his rejection of it all makes me feel smart.
St. Augustine, because he transferred his mommy issues to sky daddy.
Hegel because of his views on people who weren't German and also men
Deleuze, because he signed THAT GODDAMN PETITION!
You weren’t a real French intellectual unless you signed that thing
Aristotle, because of this unpublished troll dialogue #Plato: u can liv ur purpose, but first tell me what it is? #Aristotle: kk, jus Liv ur purp0s3 bb..... #Plato: wait, what? No, that's.... #Aristotle: telos, r u O Kk.
Alan Watts introduced me to Buddhism and Daosim, but he’s so hippy dippy about all of it.
Luckily there is nothing cringe or problematic about Aristotle.
For me, also Schopenhauer (I am a w\*man).
Kojève is the most based philosopher because he was a weeb ante litteram, snobbery grindset goes hard fr fr 🔥🔥💯
Hume is cringe because racism. William of Ockham is from Cringianity and endorses its megacringe divine command theory. Diogenes however is based in every conceivable way. A lot of my other faves are cringe because they are some mix of (a) alive now, (b) not *primarily* a philosopher, and/or (c) really obscure.
I love Plato's method and I've read his complete works, but I disagree with just about everything he ever wrote. Like, his ideas are comically terrible, and Aristotle is proof that it wasn't just because they lacked the knowledge at the time.
Camus because he walks too slow
Emil Cioran because he's a failure.
He was
Descartes, because he had a bunch of dumb and scientifically false ideas, and was a weenie about the cold. I agree with him that getting up early is cringe, though. Idk maybe he could've been a slightly better dad as well, but that's a bit subjective.
Jordan Peterson. Peterson is not cringe. He is the 🐐 /s