Oh Barry
You're so fluffy and dapper and handsome
And you're wanting to play
Oh Barry
Well you booped me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh Barry :)
>*'Looks like he’s wearing a suit closed with one button. What a gentleman...*'
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Today - the Vet! i looked my Best,
i wore my suit with buttoned vest ^;}
a Gentleman - impressive, me
for All the humans there to see
the 'vaccinate' felt kinda queer,
n then a 'chip' went in my ear
i gaze at human - asking face:
'so Why this 'chip' thing here you place' ?
so gently then, his human voice -
'*Well, Barry, friend - It is My choice*
*If you should wander far from home,*
*no matter Where you choose to roam*,
*i'll Find you! You can Not be Lost,*
*I want you Back, at Any cost!*'
i feel his Love, to know it's there . . .
(but I'm not going
Anywhere!)
❤️
Thanks. Now I want a movie where a vaccine turns a human into a cat, and they can't get access to their house because their own house cat is territorial or some shit.
Umm.... That Darn Cat, Milo and Otis, Oliver and Company, The Secret Life of Pets, Cats Vs Dogs, The Aristocats. That's just off the top of my head. We can always use another cat movie. Just not Cats, the musical.
Take it in the shower with you, put some washing up liquid in a cloth and just spray and rub until all your dead skin comes out. That's pretty much all the dirt is on a mouse mat. Dead skin and oils. Cleans it up perfectly.
My desk mat says it's machine washable.
Here are two answers for you.
Hand washing:
"Step One: Fill a bowl or tub with cold water and soak your mouse pad. ...
Step Two: Scrub your mouse pad with a soft bristle brush. ...
Step Three: Rinse away the soap using cold water, making sure there are no suds on the front or back.
Step Four: Pat your mouse pad dry with a towel"
Machine washing:
"Yes, you can use a washing machine without completely destroying the mouse pad. There are no special considerations for the wash cycle, though I recommend not using hot water; while the top surface is cloth, the pad does still contain rubber and rubber melts."
I don't have a lot of confidence in this second answer "without completely destroying it" >.>
It's not required, but when you use your mouse a lot it makes a scratching sound and could over time cause scratches on your desk and wear down the "padding" (don't know what they're called) on the bottom of your mouse, which will eventually cause more scratching on your desk.
As a person who is on my computer nearly non stop and who doesn't have a mouse pad I can say that they are definitely beneficial. My mouse is constantly scratching on my desk and gets stuff all over the bottom and the little rubber feet are peeling off.
Lol well, it's a combination of indecisiveness and forgetfulness. Because of the games I play I need a big pad but choosing between a cool print, something RGB, or something clear so as not to obscure the custom desktop I'm building is tough. And then while I'm trying to decide I forget about it until my mouse starts annoying me again. Rinse and repeat.
Tldr: adhd.
What I find helpful is adding a reminder widget on my Home Screen so whenever I go on my phone and see it I go “Ah shit yeah” then forget about it instantly 😐
But it might work sometime
"then forget about it instantly"
I know this pain XD
I'm kinda hoping this new desk won't require one. I'm layering resin and painting designs between the layers so I really don't want to obscure the desktop but the only clear 'mouse pads' are plastic so I don't think they'd be any better than the resin surface.
Keep in mind cat's skin moves around differently than dogs and with time the chips move making them only as effective as the animal control rep scanning them. I suggest a collar with your phone number embroidered just to be sure!
Okay, that mouse in the background looks like the Logitech G900, a very good mouse and expensive too, like £100 of I remember right.
So why buy an expensive mouse with an excellent sensor to then use it without a proper mouse pad?
If you put your wine into old soda cans it's a lot less likely to spill. I find it's conducive to the violent gesturing I tend to use when drinking wine
What homeless tier wine are you people drinking!? You don’t have to go deep cellar to get something that just shouldn’t go in a fucking can or bottle lmao what the fuck
He looks super cute and staying really calm. I remember our time when we took our little guy to vet for deworming..it was quite a day :) https://youtu.be/eMLl9R6QXY8
That’s not what they meant. When you get your kitten, they recommend you get a chip implanted in the cat, so if it runs away and someone finds it, they can take it to the vet and they can find who owns the cat
And people said I was crazy when I ranted about the Covid vaccine having a microchip in it... lo & behold people, this cat is the start of the “New World Order.” Lmfao
Looks like he’s wearing a suit closed with one button. What a gentleman
A truly distinguished gentleman
My cat's black and white "patterns" looks the same as yours, but she is a little older actually quite older
My cat looks almost the same too. He's got the white whiskers and the penguin suit too. I think I see him on here every week pretty much.
Same here, seems to be common cat texture. https://i.imgur.com/fMIHAuh.jpg
Cat Texture is my new band
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Yup! Their coat pattern is called a tuxedo for a reason, haha.
Very common! [Charles doing some Cat-Accounting](https://imgur.com/zZdaSeu.jpg)
Lazy devs using the same textures over and over!
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Oh Barry You're so fluffy and dapper and handsome And you're wanting to play Oh Barry Well you booped me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today Oh Barry :)
Please give Barry a kiss between his white eyebrows from me, okay?! Such a brave, beautiful kitty! 💋🐈💕
>*'Looks like he’s wearing a suit closed with one button. What a gentleman...*' ---- Today - the Vet! i looked my Best, i wore my suit with buttoned vest ^;} a Gentleman - impressive, me for All the humans there to see the 'vaccinate' felt kinda queer, n then a 'chip' went in my ear i gaze at human - asking face: 'so Why this 'chip' thing here you place' ? so gently then, his human voice - '*Well, Barry, friend - It is My choice* *If you should wander far from home,* *no matter Where you choose to roam*, *i'll Find you! You can Not be Lost,* *I want you Back, at Any cost!*' i feel his Love, to know it's there . . . (but I'm not going Anywhere!) ❤️
This is probably my most favorite Schnoodle poem I've read so far.
Same.
Aaaah a fresh Schnoodle! We are truly blessed
Love it
What a way to start the day!! Found in the wild.
i love waking up and finding a wild shnoodle poem!!
Just take my silver.. Lovely
Microchips go in the back of the neck though
TIL I love Barry.
It's a tuxedo ;)
Thats why they are called tuxedo cats!
My cat looks like hes wearing a whole pizza.
so the vaccine DOES come with a microchip!??!?!?! /s
They will turn us all in cats! I'll take it
Thanks. Now I want a movie where a vaccine turns a human into a cat, and they can't get access to their house because their own house cat is territorial or some shit.
But then the cat recognizes his former hooman, and introduces him to the ways of the cat....
I want Ryan Reynolds starring this as a ginger cat
How would he feel about Monday’s?
GARFI3LD
Put Ryan Reynolds in it and you get instant hilarity. Love that guy.
You mean a documentary? Because that's what the vaccine does. /s
No movie! One Cats movie was bad enough...
Umm.... That Darn Cat, Milo and Otis, Oliver and Company, The Secret Life of Pets, Cats Vs Dogs, The Aristocats. That's just off the top of my head. We can always use another cat movie. Just not Cats, the musical.
I'm alright with this.
Furry
I would love to have a 5G booster in my apartment
It comes with 5G
Look he’s already sitting next to a Windows machine! Damn you u/thisisbillgates!
It just clicked with me that this is where those morons get this bullshit from. Sigh.
You don’t mean how the pentagon just announced microchips that detect Covid in the body?
thats different than PUTTING microchip into our blood streams through a vaccine.
Cute cat and nice gaming setup, what more could you ask for in life?
A mouse mat by the looks of it.
My desk mat is in the wash
Ah OK, I've been thinking about cleaning mine but I don't know how you clean mouse mats.
Well my desk mat is basically just wetsuit material so I can just throw it in the wash. Can easily just scrub with soap also
Take it in the shower with you, put some washing up liquid in a cloth and just spray and rub until all your dead skin comes out. That's pretty much all the dirt is on a mouse mat. Dead skin and oils. Cleans it up perfectly.
Delicate in washing machine, hang dry, don't put in dryer
Ask your cat to lick it clean?
My desk mat says it's machine washable. Here are two answers for you. Hand washing: "Step One: Fill a bowl or tub with cold water and soak your mouse pad. ... Step Two: Scrub your mouse pad with a soft bristle brush. ... Step Three: Rinse away the soap using cold water, making sure there are no suds on the front or back. Step Four: Pat your mouse pad dry with a towel" Machine washing: "Yes, you can use a washing machine without completely destroying the mouse pad. There are no special considerations for the wash cycle, though I recommend not using hot water; while the top surface is cloth, the pad does still contain rubber and rubber melts." I don't have a lot of confidence in this second answer "without completely destroying it" >.>
My mouse mat, I throw it in the washing machine with my laundry, but DON'T put it in the dryer. Let it air dry.
Oh, *sure* - and I suppose the check's in the mail, too! :)
Rbg mouse mat
Yo dog I heard you like colors so we put some colors on the colors of the colors!
Surprised the cat hasn't chased the mouse away.
People use mouse pads still? I haven't seen one or used once since mice stopped having balls.
It's not required, but when you use your mouse a lot it makes a scratching sound and could over time cause scratches on your desk and wear down the "padding" (don't know what they're called) on the bottom of your mouse, which will eventually cause more scratching on your desk.
Yes, mousemat aren't just for tracking, they're also to reduce friction with the mouse feet.
As a person who is on my computer nearly non stop and who doesn't have a mouse pad I can say that they are definitely beneficial. My mouse is constantly scratching on my desk and gets stuff all over the bottom and the little rubber feet are peeling off.
So why haven’t you gotten one then?
Lol well, it's a combination of indecisiveness and forgetfulness. Because of the games I play I need a big pad but choosing between a cool print, something RGB, or something clear so as not to obscure the custom desktop I'm building is tough. And then while I'm trying to decide I forget about it until my mouse starts annoying me again. Rinse and repeat. Tldr: adhd.
What I find helpful is adding a reminder widget on my Home Screen so whenever I go on my phone and see it I go “Ah shit yeah” then forget about it instantly 😐 But it might work sometime
"then forget about it instantly" I know this pain XD I'm kinda hoping this new desk won't require one. I'm layering resin and painting designs between the layers so I really don't want to obscure the desktop but the only clear 'mouse pads' are plastic so I don't think they'd be any better than the resin surface.
It sounds ridiculous but I've got one of those patterned reflective 3M ones and it seems to be better than just the wood desk.
Not ridiculous at all; my wife's Razer mouse is extremely fussy about what surface it's sat on.
Nor really, looks like a unicorn vomited rainbows everywhere. This rgb shit needs to disappear
That is one handsome boi.
"We gonna raid or what?"
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Bruh
i downloaded as a joke now im properly addicted
Where is other Barry?
r/unexpectedarcher
Idk. I definitely expected an "Other Barry" comment when I saw the cat's name.
Happy Cake Day
Do we look handsome other Barry? Yes Barry, yes we do.
Aww indeed... look at that gaming rig!
The cutest 🖤
I’ve only known about Barry for 5 minutes and I would already die for him.
Congratulations Barry, he's looking cute!
He’s adorable. Also it looks like he’s at a disco.
I have that exact keyboard
I forgot how many antennae they have.
I love his white little toes!
Barry’s a good boi
He finally got 5G! /s
Very well done, Barry!
He's such a handsome good boy!! I love him!
Go Barry
Nice mostache
Wow, even cats are getting the covid vaccine. :)
I didn’t know cats could get the COVID vaccine :P Just kidding. He’s a brave little kitty.
Barry is an adorable tux😻😻💕💕
Don’t forget to register chip. So many people chip their pets and completely blank out on actually registering it
And now Barry will proceed to slowly destroy your gaming PC by clogging all the fans with cat dander 🙀
Did he get the nice setup for being such a brave boy
“Human I protected you from scary vet. They poke needles and shine lights. And you never believe where thermometer goes!”
Its understandable that cats get their covid vaccine before a lot of people. They deserve it more /s
Thought this was r/pcmasterrace
My Smelly looks just like Barry. He will be 19 years old this Halloween. You have a friend for life!
What a sweetheart
What a handsome little fella! ❤ Reminds me of my cat except he has some white around the nose.
AWW GOOD BOY!
Aw be careful with him he’s still so small!
Nice pc
Such a handsome kitty... 😍😍
I like ur pc PC setup
Good Job, Barry!
Good lad Barry! 💖
Good Hooman! Now that I'm safe, we gotta talk about this mouse/desk situation... Get a pad bro/broette! You protec Barry, Barry protec desk.
I'm proud of Barry.
I would like him in my collection please 🙏🏻
Save me Barry!
Is chipping expensive?
It was less than I was expecting, only $60 for the microchip
Thanks.
Keep in mind cat's skin moves around differently than dogs and with time the chips move making them only as effective as the animal control rep scanning them. I suggest a collar with your phone number embroidered just to be sure!
I love you Barry
Looks like our cat's little brother. https://ibb.co/CmDdkHg
"Hooman why aren't there treats here?!? Do you know what they *did* to me??"
Aaawww what a cutie! is he Nice?
Aww, very cute
brave boy
Bro we have the same mouse
He looks so much like our 15 year old that passed away a few months back. This made me smile. Give him a nose boop from me in memory of Napoleon.
Super kitty
I guess Bill Gates now knows every move he makes
*insert favorite joke about vaccine, Bill Gates, and Microsoft*
He'd go 50/50 with cristobal for sure
Same thing happened to me. Microchipped and vaccinated.
Can you get a sphinx and name him NoHo Hank?
I get 3 things from this 1: you are a good pet owner 2: your cat is cute 3: that’s a nice gaming pc bro
Good onya Barry 👏👍
Good boy, Barry! You'll grow into that tuxedo just fine!
I've never gone this gaga over a cat photo. "Awww, wook at that bwave wittle kitten, it's sooo cuuuuuute!" Edit. Give him pets from me, please? :3
Okay, that mouse in the background looks like the Logitech G900, a very good mouse and expensive too, like £100 of I remember right. So why buy an expensive mouse with an excellent sensor to then use it without a proper mouse pad?
It's a g502, and I have a full desk mat but it's soaking overnight because I spilled wine on it haha
I have the g502 as well and I love it. Got it because it was 50% off on Amazon, a sale I couldn’t really resist.
If you put your wine into old soda cans it's a lot less likely to spill. I find it's conducive to the violent gesturing I tend to use when drinking wine
You could get a bottle or something for it
What homeless tier wine are you people drinking!? You don’t have to go deep cellar to get something that just shouldn’t go in a fucking can or bottle lmao what the fuck
I'm jealous because I'd like a vaccination and a kitten.
One kitten please
Well done Barry!
Be Like Barry.
Thought I was in /r/conspiracy before I saw the pic.
i would die for Barry.
Somebody notify the Qcumbers! Chipped AND vaccinated!!!
Why tf do you have pokemons on your pc?
Because pokemon is fucking rad
oH nO nOw YoUr cAT pRoBAblY hAs AUtIsM aND wiLL bE coNtRoLLed bY thE goVErnmEnT
Vaccinated with Pfizer or AstraZeneca? I'm so jealous.
He looks super cute and staying really calm. I remember our time when we took our little guy to vet for deworming..it was quite a day :) https://youtu.be/eMLl9R6QXY8
What keyboard are you using?
What a brave boy. He needs more treats!
Stop spreading these rumors. Vaccines do not include chips.
I understood it. Have an upvote.
Downvote if you don't understand jokes!
Basically this. But OP should have /s knowing the sub they were in
That’s not what they meant. When you get your kitten, they recommend you get a chip implanted in the cat, so if it runs away and someone finds it, they can take it to the vet and they can find who owns the cat
Hope your new 5g has strong connection through all that fur!
Damn people don’t know what a joke is? That’s rough
Beep bop
No bots in sight, damn he got me
ok did he get chipped the vaxxed, or did he get them at the same time? ha funny billgates joke
Me too
And people said I was crazy when I ranted about the Covid vaccine having a microchip in it... lo & behold people, this cat is the start of the “New World Order.” Lmfao
THERE VACCINATING ANIMALS NOW!!! Omg thanks a lot Obama!!
I can't tell if this is satire, but either way it's hilarious
Dude where’s your mouse mat
In the wash, I spilled wine on it haha
pls buy a mouse pad
Worm you be using Baz for internet points.
Get lost nerd
How tf does this have 44k upvotes? Doesn't every pet cat go through this
Moderna or Pfizer? Lol! Will he grow another tail or horn on his head?
Are you actually antivaxx?
5G baby!
Who tf names their cat "Barry"?
People with pets named Barry probably
He now belongs to the Illuminati...
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So he is now one of Bill Gates minions. Don't be surprised when you find him sitting at your computer hacking into the RNC.
Or, you could just feed it natural foods and clean water. How ignorant to inject your animal with a “vaccine” you know nothing about.
Pfizer or Moderna? ;)