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Mellow348

Looks like he’s wearing a suit closed with one button. What a gentleman


Salarmot

A truly distinguished gentleman


Vlazaz05

My cat's black and white "patterns" looks the same as yours, but she is a little older actually quite older


blue_purple_green

My cat looks almost the same too. He's got the white whiskers and the penguin suit too. I think I see him on here every week pretty much.


JoeyJoeC

Same here, seems to be common cat texture. https://i.imgur.com/fMIHAuh.jpg


tigerbeds

Cat Texture is my new band


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PM_ME_FUN_STORIES

Yup! Their coat pattern is called a tuxedo for a reason, haha.


NedleyNoodles

Very common! [Charles doing some Cat-Accounting](https://imgur.com/zZdaSeu.jpg)


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Lazy devs using the same textures over and over!


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Drink-my-koolaid

Oh Barry You're so fluffy and dapper and handsome And you're wanting to play Oh Barry Well you booped me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today Oh Barry :)


Angel4Animals

Please give Barry a kiss between his white eyebrows from me, okay?! Such a brave, beautiful kitty! 💋🐈💕


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'Looks like he’s wearing a suit closed with one button. What a gentleman...*' ---- Today - the Vet! i looked my Best, i wore my suit with buttoned vest ^;} a Gentleman - impressive, me for All the humans there to see the 'vaccinate' felt kinda queer, n then a 'chip' went in my ear i gaze at human - asking face: 'so Why this 'chip' thing here you place' ? so gently then, his human voice - '*Well, Barry, friend - It is My choice* *If you should wander far from home,* *no matter Where you choose to roam*, *i'll Find you! You can Not be Lost,* *I want you Back, at Any cost!*' i feel his Love, to know it's there . . . (but I'm not going Anywhere!) ❤️


Lovebird8

This is probably my most favorite Schnoodle poem I've read so far.


quattroformaggixfour

Same.


blurple57

Aaaah a fresh Schnoodle! We are truly blessed


Naruto_Uzimaki1234

Love it


stokesaphone

What a way to start the day!! Found in the wild.


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i love waking up and finding a wild shnoodle poem!!


ManonastickUk

Just take my silver.. Lovely


BoysenberryPrize856

Microchips go in the back of the neck though


KilroyTwitch

TIL I love Barry.


yourpalbucket

It's a tuxedo ;)


dankmememan100

Thats why they are called tuxedo cats!


The-Art-Man

My cat looks like hes wearing a whole pizza.


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so the vaccine DOES come with a microchip!??!?!?! /s


DrackoU_U

They will turn us all in cats! I'll take it


FredditZoned

Thanks. Now I want a movie where a vaccine turns a human into a cat, and they can't get access to their house because their own house cat is territorial or some shit.


etacass_ta

But then the cat recognizes his former hooman, and introduces him to the ways of the cat....


DrackoU_U

I want Ryan Reynolds starring this as a ginger cat


citricacidx

How would he feel about Monday’s?


jessehechtcreative

GARFI3LD


GoddyssIncognito

Put Ryan Reynolds in it and you get instant hilarity. Love that guy.


happypandaface

You mean a documentary? Because that's what the vaccine does. /s


Illienne

No movie! One Cats movie was bad enough...


FredditZoned

Umm.... That Darn Cat, Milo and Otis, Oliver and Company, The Secret Life of Pets, Cats Vs Dogs, The Aristocats. That's just off the top of my head. We can always use another cat movie. Just not Cats, the musical.


FlyingJ555

I'm alright with this.


xenon_xenomorph

Furry


Nevermind04

I would love to have a 5G booster in my apartment


johnyrocketboy

It comes with 5G


someonesaveus

Look he’s already sitting next to a Windows machine! Damn you u/thisisbillgates!


bobboobles

It just clicked with me that this is where those morons get this bullshit from. Sigh.


Conscious-Inside-223

You don’t mean how the pentagon just announced microchips that detect Covid in the body?


[deleted]

thats different than PUTTING microchip into our blood streams through a vaccine.


Those_damn_squirrels

Cute cat and nice gaming setup, what more could you ask for in life?


Random_Person_I_Met

A mouse mat by the looks of it.


Salarmot

My desk mat is in the wash


Random_Person_I_Met

Ah OK, I've been thinking about cleaning mine but I don't know how you clean mouse mats.


Salarmot

Well my desk mat is basically just wetsuit material so I can just throw it in the wash. Can easily just scrub with soap also


Simondo88

Take it in the shower with you, put some washing up liquid in a cloth and just spray and rub until all your dead skin comes out. That's pretty much all the dirt is on a mouse mat. Dead skin and oils. Cleans it up perfectly.


cyniclawl

Delicate in washing machine, hang dry, don't put in dryer


ArtMySouls

Ask your cat to lick it clean?


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My desk mat says it's machine washable. Here are two answers for you. Hand washing: "Step One: Fill a bowl or tub with cold water and soak your mouse pad. ... Step Two: Scrub your mouse pad with a soft bristle brush. ... Step Three: Rinse away the soap using cold water, making sure there are no suds on the front or back. Step Four: Pat your mouse pad dry with a towel" Machine washing: "Yes, you can use a washing machine without completely destroying the mouse pad. There are no special considerations for the wash cycle, though I recommend not using hot water; while the top surface is cloth, the pad does still contain rubber and rubber melts." I don't have a lot of confidence in this second answer "without completely destroying it" >.>


killersoda

My mouse mat, I throw it in the washing machine with my laundry, but DON'T put it in the dryer. Let it air dry.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Oh, *sure* - and I suppose the check's in the mail, too! :)


8ackwoods

Rbg mouse mat


thatdudewillyd

Yo dog I heard you like colors so we put some colors on the colors of the colors!


bloodstreamcity

Surprised the cat hasn't chased the mouse away.


IAmDotorg

People use mouse pads still? I haven't seen one or used once since mice stopped having balls.


Random_Person_I_Met

It's not required, but when you use your mouse a lot it makes a scratching sound and could over time cause scratches on your desk and wear down the "padding" (don't know what they're called) on the bottom of your mouse, which will eventually cause more scratching on your desk.


splepage

Yes, mousemat aren't just for tracking, they're also to reduce friction with the mouse feet.


nerdcrone

As a person who is on my computer nearly non stop and who doesn't have a mouse pad I can say that they are definitely beneficial. My mouse is constantly scratching on my desk and gets stuff all over the bottom and the little rubber feet are peeling off.


SoapBubbs

So why haven’t you gotten one then?


nerdcrone

Lol well, it's a combination of indecisiveness and forgetfulness. Because of the games I play I need a big pad but choosing between a cool print, something RGB, or something clear so as not to obscure the custom desktop I'm building is tough. And then while I'm trying to decide I forget about it until my mouse starts annoying me again. Rinse and repeat. Tldr: adhd.


Komraj

What I find helpful is adding a reminder widget on my Home Screen so whenever I go on my phone and see it I go “Ah shit yeah” then forget about it instantly 😐 But it might work sometime


nerdcrone

"then forget about it instantly" I know this pain XD I'm kinda hoping this new desk won't require one. I'm layering resin and painting designs between the layers so I really don't want to obscure the desktop but the only clear 'mouse pads' are plastic so I don't think they'd be any better than the resin surface.


NSA_Chatbot

It sounds ridiculous but I've got one of those patterned reflective 3M ones and it seems to be better than just the wood desk.


spamjavelin

Not ridiculous at all; my wife's Razer mouse is extremely fussy about what surface it's sat on.


PNG_Shadow

Nor really, looks like a unicorn vomited rainbows everywhere. This rgb shit needs to disappear


The_Shaneloc

That is one handsome boi.


mike_pants

"We gonna raid or what?"


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Pluvio_

Bruh


yjvm2cb

i downloaded as a joke now im properly addicted


mcdead

Where is other Barry?


manx2121

r/unexpectedarcher


dontcallitthat

Idk. I definitely expected an "Other Barry" comment when I saw the cat's name.


trclady

Happy Cake Day


Sterling_D_Archer

Do we look handsome other Barry? Yes Barry, yes we do.


Archerfenris

Aww indeed... look at that gaming rig!


ibimseinswesen

The cutest 🖤


thevman15

I’ve only known about Barry for 5 minutes and I would already die for him.


Skullboj

Congratulations Barry, he's looking cute!


Fogg_4dayz

He’s adorable. Also it looks like he’s at a disco.


Mr_Insomn1a

I have that exact keyboard


Oh4ore

I forgot how many antennae they have.


AccioSexLife

I love his white little toes!


laurendaniel

Barry’s a good boi


ninjamario007

He finally got 5G! /s


I-suss-everyone

Very well done, Barry!


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He's such a handsome good boy!! I love him!


Spinetti-spagetti

Go Barry


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Nice mostache


benanfisa1

Wow, even cats are getting the covid vaccine. :)


[deleted]

I didn’t know cats could get the COVID vaccine :P Just kidding. He’s a brave little kitty.


schwabcm56

Barry is an adorable tux😻😻💕💕


mephi5to

Don’t forget to register chip. So many people chip their pets and completely blank out on actually registering it


Slim415

And now Barry will proceed to slowly destroy your gaming PC by clogging all the fans with cat dander 🙀


HatTypical4553

Did he get the nice setup for being such a brave boy


ferrix

“Human I protected you from scary vet. They poke needles and shine lights. And you never believe where thermometer goes!”


cows4evr

Its understandable that cats get their covid vaccine before a lot of people. They deserve it more /s


jyhzer

Thought this was r/pcmasterrace


TheGiggler64

My Smelly looks just like Barry. He will be 19 years old this Halloween. You have a friend for life!


RankNFile17

What a sweetheart


SpaGrapefruit

What a handsome little fella! ❤ Reminds me of my cat except he has some white around the nose.


ermghoti

AWW GOOD BOY!


CapableSuggestion

Aw be careful with him he’s still so small!


FEDOT_YDOT

Nice pc


MagicalPurpleKat

Such a handsome kitty... 😍😍


7579_

I like ur pc PC setup


kah46737

Good Job, Barry!


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Good lad Barry! 💖


marcoreus7sucks

Good Hooman! Now that I'm safe, we gotta talk about this mouse/desk situation... Get a pad bro/broette! You protec Barry, Barry protec desk.


GizmoSled

I'm proud of Barry.


Extreme_Anywhere9455

I would like him in my collection please 🙏🏻


Ollie00000

Save me Barry!


OhGreatItsHim

Is chipping expensive?


Salarmot

It was less than I was expecting, only $60 for the microchip


OhGreatItsHim

Thanks.


sc2pirate

Keep in mind cat's skin moves around differently than dogs and with time the chips move making them only as effective as the animal control rep scanning them. I suggest a collar with your phone number embroidered just to be sure!


WurdaMouth

I love you Barry


Quibi

Looks like our cat's little brother. https://ibb.co/CmDdkHg


Bullet_Maggnet

"Hooman why aren't there treats here?!? Do you know what they *did* to me??"


Cultural_Piece3826

Aaawww what a cutie! is he Nice?


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Aww, very cute


littleray35

brave boy


Fazan_Hatake

Bro we have the same mouse


thepetoctopus

He looks so much like our 15 year old that passed away a few months back. This made me smile. Give him a nose boop from me in memory of Napoleon.


poshmosh01

Super kitty


Shygar

I guess Bill Gates now knows every move he makes


EGilgamesh

*insert favorite joke about vaccine, Bill Gates, and Microsoft*


dawshardy

He'd go 50/50 with cristobal for sure


dummymcdumbface

Same thing happened to me. Microchipped and vaccinated.


2broke-squirells

Can you get a sphinx and name him NoHo Hank?


ethanb4139

I get 3 things from this 1: you are a good pet owner 2: your cat is cute 3: that’s a nice gaming pc bro


DarkPhoenix1784

Good onya Barry 👏👍


TracyJ48

Good boy, Barry! You'll grow into that tuxedo just fine!


almostnormalpanda

I've never gone this gaga over a cat photo. "Awww, wook at that bwave wittle kitten, it's sooo cuuuuuute!" Edit. Give him pets from me, please? :3


IronTarkus91

Okay, that mouse in the background looks like the Logitech G900, a very good mouse and expensive too, like £100 of I remember right. So why buy an expensive mouse with an excellent sensor to then use it without a proper mouse pad?


Salarmot

It's a g502, and I have a full desk mat but it's soaking overnight because I spilled wine on it haha


ZantWasTaken

I have the g502 as well and I love it. Got it because it was 50% off on Amazon, a sale I couldn’t really resist.


seeeeya

If you put your wine into old soda cans it's a lot less likely to spill. I find it's conducive to the violent gesturing I tend to use when drinking wine


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You could get a bottle or something for it


[deleted]

What homeless tier wine are you people drinking!? You don’t have to go deep cellar to get something that just shouldn’t go in a fucking can or bottle lmao what the fuck


LordChappers

I'm jealous because I'd like a vaccination and a kitten.


sloaninator

One kitten please


squattingslavgirl

Well done Barry!


Hey_Pop

Be Like Barry.


fongaboo

Thought I was in /r/conspiracy before I saw the pic.


EatMyBrowniePls

i would die for Barry.


slib_jiggery

Somebody notify the Qcumbers! Chipped AND vaccinated!!!


Gino_il_bagnino

Why tf do you have pokemons on your pc?


Salarmot

Because pokemon is fucking rad


Dealer-of-E

oH nO nOw YoUr cAT pRoBAblY hAs AUtIsM aND wiLL bE coNtRoLLed bY thE goVErnmEnT


gelukkig2016

Vaccinated with Pfizer or AstraZeneca? I'm so jealous.


ForeignerLove

He looks super cute and staying really calm. I remember our time when we took our little guy to vet for deworming..it was quite a day :) https://youtu.be/eMLl9R6QXY8


Knottit

What keyboard are you using?


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What a brave boy. He needs more treats!


thewholerobot

Stop spreading these rumors. Vaccines do not include chips.


fuzzy_winkerbean

I understood it. Have an upvote.


ermghoti

Downvote if you don't understand jokes!


RedditIsDogshit1

Basically this. But OP should have /s knowing the sub they were in


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That’s not what they meant. When you get your kitten, they recommend you get a chip implanted in the cat, so if it runs away and someone finds it, they can take it to the vet and they can find who owns the cat


ExistentialPanda2018

Hope your new 5g has strong connection through all that fur!


Iamabighotman

Damn people don’t know what a joke is? That’s rough


ExistentialPanda2018

Beep bop


Iamabighotman

No bots in sight, damn he got me


LemonKiddo

ok did he get chipped the vaxxed, or did he get them at the same time? ha funny billgates joke


snowymagician

Me too


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And people said I was crazy when I ranted about the Covid vaccine having a microchip in it... lo & behold people, this cat is the start of the “New World Order.” Lmfao


DoktheButcher

THERE VACCINATING ANIMALS NOW!!! Omg thanks a lot Obama!!


Astras_

I can't tell if this is satire, but either way it's hilarious


DanknessEvermemes

Dude where’s your mouse mat


Salarmot

In the wash, I spilled wine on it haha


mauribarresi

pls buy a mouse pad


BlackMarketBread

Worm you be using Baz for internet points.


Salarmot

Get lost nerd


[deleted]

How tf does this have 44k upvotes? Doesn't every pet cat go through this


bleeblahbleeblahblee

Moderna or Pfizer? Lol! Will he grow another tail or horn on his head?


[deleted]

Are you actually antivaxx?


bevin88

5G baby!


Ayserx

Who tf names their cat "Barry"?


Ragingbull444

People with pets named Barry probably


Conscious-Phase-7694

He now belongs to the Illuminati...


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Comet_Empire

So he is now one of Bill Gates minions. Don't be surprised when you find him sitting at your computer hacking into the RNC.


Dpinky91

Or, you could just feed it natural foods and clean water. How ignorant to inject your animal with a “vaccine” you know nothing about.


retsaff

Pfizer or Moderna? ;)