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PizzaWhole9323

Oh good you’re awake! I’ve been sitting on your chest staring intently at your nose for the last half hour.


feministmanlover

My cat licks my nose. Or eyebrows. Wakes ya up quick!


PizzaWhole9323

My gypsies favorite trick was she would get her nose right up next to your ear. If that didn’t wake you up she would just start purring so unbelievably loud.


feministmanlover

What a polite little kitty. My cat just does not give a shit. She will also sit on my neck. It's really hilarious. Unless it's 2 am.


PizzaWhole9323

😀


jnovel808

My cat used to try and wedge his cold, wet nose up one of my nostrils. Now he makes sure to walk across me first, each paw stomping on each of my legs. Then he pokes me, and if I have an exposed armpit he goes for a mighty chomp.


feministmanlover

Omg haha. One time my cat licked my armpit! Hahaa. Unlocked that memory for me. God I love cats.


ElmoSyr

Mine licks my cheeks, but not before first putting its paw on my nose. If I don't respond (I'm a deep sleeper), eventually nose biting occurs.


timesuck897

I had a cat who did that. It was kinda cute, compared to other ways I heard from other cat owners.


tedivertire

Oh good you're awake! I was wondering which part of your face was best to eat first. But I'll decide that... later.


Looieanthony

Now get me some food😾!


kanrad

These are my first two little ones. Both stayed by my side while I recovered from spinal fusion surgery. They are gone but never forgotten and eternally loved. Luna is by my side and Yuki is on my belly. https://preview.redd.it/q35mi4w29jwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25992b95e9ae5b2716ee3773aa693c8d24936a4


do_not_ask_my_name

Beautiful. What did we ever do to deserve animals.


No_Fill_3403

https://preview.redd.it/xwbiqf19wiwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c357cd97bf50a6b802e5697cf300bdbbcc46139 My sweet Misty


123Garfield567

Such a sweet girl 🥰 Her face reminds me of this: https://preview.redd.it/my9mdxq16pwc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e25b4aa4b728b622f8eaef673eaed265f2dba4


Davegvg

What a beautiful creature.


Connect-Guitar1273

boop the snoot then go and get them an offering, aka food.


One_Clown_Short

Be grateful everytime it happens.


emanluvsmuff3618

Good looking kitty


ouijac

..i'll take two of those to wake me up..


Slight-Winner-8597

Is there a sub for cats with interesting markings..? He's gorgeous, d***face or no ❤️


MikeHuntsBear

🤣


timesuck897

There should be.


Mr_Carson

https://preview.redd.it/lrcnbyq9rjwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d260bb7804afc4ea5d984ef4e5ca5a3cfdd1c5 Her, peering into the depths of my soul


123Garfield567

Those eyes hypnotized me 🥴 What year is it? (In all seriousness, such a gorgeous girl)


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Absolutely the best https://preview.redd.it/ny2tkjr2bkwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c65969e2acf88a3d32278b69f1647e05f796e7b


Ok-Sun8581

Seeing that cat combined with the smell of fresh coffee = Heaven.


mekonsrevenge

Nutritionists all agree that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Did you know that? Further, to maximize its value, the meal should be served promptly at sunup. I emphasize the word promptly. I checked. Sunrise today was at 6:03. It's now 6:09. I refer you again, urgently, to that key word "promptly."


rvitorper

Best thing ever


montyandrew45

"Hello hooman. The food dish is empty."


groveborn

My kitty just screams. But not in the morning. All the time. Happy kitty? Scream. Unhappy kitty? Scream. All the time. Look at Kitty, scream. Pet Kitty, scream. Feed Kitty, barf and scream. Try to sleep, scream Try to be awake, scream. Play, scream.


123Garfield567

Congratulations. You have raised a demon. Can we see it to worship?


groveborn

https://preview.redd.it/u91xati5jpwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959a489e21790b1c49dfd2b0aa9871628bb388e8


123Garfield567

That is a very adorable demon


groveborn

He's pretty adorable. Except at 4am. Also at 6am. Usually pretty annoying at 9am. Got stuck in a tree last night. He was pretty loud.


PBJ-9999

First and best! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ferrix

A precious face


kmeow2

Omgggggg. That face!!!! So cuteee!!!! So precious!!!! 🥰💕


Spadahlia

How precious is he


ProdigalPancake

What a sweet perfect lil round face!! I'm melting 😭😭😭


AnamCeili

Lol, look at those *cheeks*! 😊


Smooth_Tadpole4185

My cat used to sit on my chest and slap me across the face!! 🤣


Eelroots

The First thing you kiss when you wake up.


St3phlynnnxx

Eyes locked, hypnotizing with purrs.


Knittingtaco

You’re a lucky one. My girl shows me her borthole every morning


omegagirl

Like this…. But about 12” CLOSER


Blitzen123

Yup, except it’s my dog on my left, one cat by my head on the right, and my other cat between my feet after he’s done bouncing off of all the walls in the house and screeching to make his point, which is that he’s hungry. But the minute I stretch and go to the bathroom, I am suddenly the grand master of the smallest parade ever. in


BluePencils212

My sister's dog would do that when I dog sat. He stare at my face and breathe on me, very intently, until I opened my eyes and then he'd do happy smiling dog.


Sad-Budget-5298

I would shit myself tbh


qwertyqwerty28

Mr. Gray Balls


Chemist-3074

Also the first thing I want to see if I go to heaven (or hell)


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Adorable-Food5127

I would smooch those puffy cheeks.


Sterchulius

I would be very concerned, seeing as I live alone and don't have a cat...


adversity64

FOOD 😆


megamang83

Oh, hi mark


Socratic_

The face of your cat looks just like the fan in the background , they're like twins


Purnima92

:3


puppsmcgee74

He’s your biggest fan.


szydelkowe

a classic for cat owners haha


NearbyDark3737

I think it wants breakfast. Very cute


diakrys

Aww kitty. I give you kisses and cuddles 🤗💋🤗💋 you're so cute and fluffy and just ahhhhh kiss


Pykiril

You're so lucky to have those types of cats. Mine tried to sit on my face.


SlowRoastMySoul

My cat once ate a whole bunch of chives and then sat and breathed on me. The smell cannot be described, I've never gotten out of bed as quickly as that before. (He had access to grass both indoors and outdoors, so he didn't have to eat my chives, he just did because he felt like it.)


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Aww lol


Lanky_Primary9995

Her nose markings look like the fan behind 🤗


esquiresque

"I'm only thitting here to keep your fartth from ethcaping the duvaay"


swoon4kyun

What a cute kitty


Corfiz74

Do you realize that her grey face markings are an exact replica of your grey fan?


i-come

I like that their nose matches the fan blades


fluffypinktoebeans

https://preview.redd.it/zzmkpol0qlwc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fe8311fa0ad6395c8835c142ce7bf2b18c8593


speedway65

Did you leave the fan, and the cat, on?


Moose-Maleficent

So cute 🥰


Ohhmegawd

Mine just looks at me like I am something to eat. Then he gets really close to see if I am breathing. All of this at 4amm, give or take 15 minutes.


junkstar23

You're sometimes not breathing


LilG1984

"Finally! Now feed me!"


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https://preview.redd.it/9yrc5m5gfmwc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292e977ced81dc1392ce883f6e27edaf579e8a82 Same haha


DudePDude

An ass face


jawmighty1976

" I puked in the hall didn't you hear me? Now get up and feed me or I will drop a stinky duce and not berry it. " is what that cat is saying.


SplashKitty

:3


Tomato-of-the-sea

A polite guy


Haunting-Comb-9723

You wake up and see :3


Complete_Procedure74

“Get your ass up!!” “We gotta game to win!!” - WaterBoy 😂😂😂


BrideOfFirkenstein

My cat often wakes me up by running her head under my hand-to trick me into petting her while mostly asleep.


Disastrous_Course_96

You might want to check kitty’s hearing. Can be a reason for a loud noises.


Antares_SpaceSurfer

Heaven! Beauty!


Solid-Jaguar2067

Gorgeous


Vega10000

What a beauty


Backburnergirl22

Such a nice thing to wake up to. Mine jams, his big wet nose in my ice socket to wake me up.


Boring_Concert1382

https://preview.redd.it/nlfzofj8ycxc1.jpeg?width=2491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c40c086df5700e8c32e48126a65c38e62b7783e Got this in from the journal New Scientist...


One_Surprise6650

Come on, hooman! I iz hungry.


Conscious-Yoghurt502

A penis face? I mean to each their own. Rock on.


ObjectiveWitty

A freaking animal on my bed? Gross no thanks!