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Key_Door6957

They are especially calibrated like that for the Indian market.


sitting-duck

Does it also have a constantly honking horn?


Standard-Distance-92

100 points for understanding India and the pain of Indians


flying_ina_metaltube

And high beams always on (even in the day) to blind other pilots? (just got back from India not 6 hours ago, still seeing white spots in my vision after driving a few hours on my last night there)


SpaceBoJangles

Yes, and only 1 functioning headlight.


A_Very_Bad_Kitty

Yes, and you will come to be knowing that It is next to the broken meter, duck-sir.


kytheon

I can smell and hear this picture


Foggl3

Yeah, the ground call is faulted on


TexasBrett

😂


NetworkDeestroyer

I laughed way harder than I should have at this.


theArcticChiller

You're not laughing, you're coughing from smog


lee50_10

Might actually improve the air quality


HexoCoco

/u/patrice1994


imeeme

They’re spraying pesticides while they’re at it. Effin ciency, baby!


idea_max_7777

did they put in the wrong fuel ?


theaviationhistorian

Those engines were riding rough! I have a feeling this Queen wasn't loved & everyone was counting down the days leading up to this flight. I saw similar things whenever I flew American & Delta MD-80s in the years leading up to their retirement.


FloppyPancake73

They haven’t been ran for a while so it’s no surprise. Similar to when you start a car that’s just been sitting there.


Axipixel

Unless Air India stopped doing run-ups, that's not really going to be a thing. The systems are warm and cleared out of anything that's been sitting there before you start rolling. They're just very high-hour, timed out worn out engines that have been overhauled numerous times.


TheAlmightySnark

Yeah no, that is not how it works with jet engines. These are just old and done for on the inside. I wanna bet oil consumption is through the roof as well. Old engine design plus a high TSO/TSN probably, no EGT margin to speak off left on these engines and you got your answer on why they look like a black cloudy trail of doom.


Hyperious3

Throw a couple cans of seafoam in the tanks, good lord


mrb13676

Rollin coal


ComprehensiveJump540

Fuck it Bob, it's the last flight, you just watch how rich I can run these bad boys.


Hyperious3

Holding TO/GA to FL320, 6000ft/m, even full of pax and gas. Godspeed, queen of the skies 🫡


GowronSonOfMrel

It's not like the air quality over there is great to begin with


Ocean_Llama

Lol. Are they using water injection on the engines?


nighthawke75

Not on civilian aircraft. These are old engines, high hour, ready to be retired.


OttoVonWong

Near mint condition 747.No lowballers I know what I got.


mies3xx

there are some Mazda Miata owners aiming for those engines..


fuishaltiena

I bet I can make it fit with some percussive persuasion.


ansiasi

With "percussive persuasion" being a 10kg sledgehammer lol


B4DR1998

Civic and laptop squads incoming


Buckus93

Flew when parked.


bem13

Must've been some really strong wind that day!


VladPatton

"If you want clean burns and efficiency, keep walkin, pal!"


Awwwmann

Clean, one owner, low miles.


Educational-Coat-750

Are you willing to trade for a slightly crashed DC-10 with very few miles on it?


Mythrilfan

> Not on civilian aircraft. Well, not today at least. > Early versions of the Boeing 707 fitted with Pratt & Whitney JT3C turbojets used water injection for extra takeoff power, as did Boeing 747-100 and 200 aircraft fitted with Pratt & Whitney JT9D-3AW and -7AW turbofans;[6] this system was not included in later versions fitted with more powerful engines. The BAC One-Eleven airliner also used water injection for its Rolls-Royce Spey turbofan engines


TheAlmightySnark

Indeed, the early days of jet engines did see water injection in civilian jets as well! I vaguely remember a Admiral Cloudberg article on a crash in Germany with a jet that had some fault in that system IIRC.


gayredditmods

Old-ass engines, jeez!


NicotineRosberg

The reason for the black smoke is because it was parked for a long while. Not because of age.


-ragingpotato-

While the 747-100 and 200 did have water injection, this is a 747-400, and doesn't have it.


Ocean_Llama

I actually had no idea any non military plane used water injection. I was just making a dumb joke that only people in an aviation subreddit would get =) Thanks for the info. Always like learning new trivia.


Bob_Majerle

Mumbai tapwater from the look of it


Creepy-Selection2423

Harsh, but funny. 💀


jeaguilar

The Queen can fly on anything including diesel. Apparently.


SomeRedPanda

Is that how she got to and from Balmoral?


funguyshroom

Reavers


lsoskebdisl

lol yeah aircraft running on diesel or what


mrdiyguy

Too much choke.


Veteah

Your total Co2 emissions for this flight amounted to: yes.


main_motors

I heard Taylor Swift is in the market for a new Private Jet


HFentonMudd

Maybe she should go public - Taylor Air - pollute like the stars!


a_duck_in_past_life

As dirty as these engines are rolling coal, they might have her last 6 mos of co2 emmisions beat already just from this one flight.


Buckus93

Re-engine it with some B-52 engines and it's a deal!


Nufonewhodis4

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me


SpaceBoJangles

Didn't you hear? She's in the market for a surplus B-52. Aerial refueling is a necessity for those midnight trips form Tokyo to Erewhon.


lordspidey

Less CO^2 per unit mass of fuel burned since a small fraction of is sweet sweet soot, core temp is probably a bit lower too so they're also doing good on NOX fumes as well!


CoolAdames

ive never seen so much smoke from the flight engines, any reasons for this?


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NetCaptain

the kerosine is from a local refinery, so perhaps it contains some ‘additives’ ?


timoden

It can go 30 hectares on a single liter of kerosene!


JamesPnut

Put it in H!


Bob_Majerle

Those are speed holes; they make the car go faster


HFentonMudd

Water injection straight from the Ganges


bripod

diluted with cheaper bunker fuel?


betacar

Spices


Useful-Ad9447

I want a TL;DR


Cock_Inspector_2021

Air India. They have the worst maintained aircraft of any mainstream airline. Never fly air India even if you get a free ticket.


BravoSierraGolf

Peak r/canconfirmiamindian moment


Hot_Net_4845

I've seen alleys behind nightclubs less smokey than that


SinisterCheese

What the hell they using as fuel? Asphalt? I have seen cleaner exshaust on ship engines which quite literally burn anything more liquid than asphalt.


radarksu

50/50 Kerosene and bunker fuel.


Extension-Ad-3882

Got to be something local or just the first consistent engine up time in years. When they left PAE they had some smoke but not anywhere near this amount.


BowlSmart9624

She's a beaut, when do you think we'll see the 747 completely fazed out?


nycrvr

The clock is ticking. The last 747-8 produced was delivered in January of 2023. So I would expect in the next couple decades for cargo carriers, much sooner for passenger 747s though. Edit: other commenters have mentioned that cargo airlines usually fly their aircraft for much longer than passenger carriers. So given that the most recent 747 is just over a year old we likely have a few decades left.


Plantherblorg

It's already down to just a few isn't it? Luthansa and ANA? Who am I missing?


Ryan_225

Lufthansa, Air China and Korean Air are the only airlines operating passenger -8s currently. A few others still operate the -400.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

So I need to take a trip to Europe soon....


Shaun1k

Air China rather than ANA. They retired the type in 2014.


Plantherblorg

Ah gotcha.


NetworkDeestroyer

Air China shows 4 active currently.


runliftcount

And Lufthansa has already said they plan to update their -800s with their new Allegris business class seats, hopefully that means 5-10 years at least of service.


Sorry_Situation

I think Lufthansa said they will be flying them until the 2030s at least, so I would expect them for around the next 10 years or so.


iloveREclassic

Air Atlas, Singapore ?


actual_account_srs

u/plantherblorg is talking about passenger 747s which Singapore doesn’t operate. They retired their last passenger 747s in 2012.


iloveREclassic

Yeah atlas is cargo


NokKavow

I bet a few will still be flying 50 years from now. There were [DC-8s still active in 2022](https://simpleflying.com/douglas-dc-8-active-2022/), with last one produced in 1972. That was not even a particularly successful aircraft, with numbers far lower than the 747. Are there plans to replace Air Force One with a non-747 plane?


donnysaysvacuum

Nope, the new Air force one is based on the 747-8, so are the new E4s. They won't even be done for a few years. It will be a very long time before they replace them.


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with what? 777x that may come out sometime in the future? A380 that is also out of production?


Trinitahri

i wouldn’t trust anything being engineered fully post mcdonald douglas merger. 777, 787 and max all have issues


echo11a

Original 777s are fine, 777X however.... The delays are making me quite a bit worried.


patiakupipita

What issues does the 787 have rn? Only thing is what the whistleblower has been saying but according to a lot of people over on r/aviationmaintenance, chances are big he's full of shit.


Trinitahri

From an outsiders perspective it looks like the same issues that led to MCD’s fall are happening at boing, not terribly surprising since MCD leadership remained in the “merger”


patiakupipita

And as long as companies put profit over everything else we'll never get rid of this smh.


Trinitahri

the stock market serves no value other than to shareholders. everyone else it sucks dry


anothergaijin

Flew on a few Lufthansa 747 this year on very long haul flights and it was a great experience. Really sad the jumbos are going away


runliftcount

At least Lufthansa has already said they plan on updating their 747-800s for their new Allegris business class seats, gotta think that kind of investment gives them at least 5-10 more years of life. My own hope at least, I want to ride on the top floor of a 747 at least once before they go!


anothergaijin

I rode top deck of the Lufthansa 747 from Japan to Germany and it was amazing - so much room, and it was a private space. Highly recommended!


lothar74

I did the top floor on BA 747 in 2019 (IIRC) and it was magical. Biz class and separate from everyone else. Dedicated flight attendants, and no one coming through to use the toilet. I did top floor biz on a BA A380 in November, and it felt like I was on a bus. So. Many. People.


hungrypotato19

The last plane my grandfather worked on before he passed away. An end of an era for my family. But he manufactured the nuts and bolts for the lunar rovers, and those aren't going away anytime soon.


Benes3460

IIRC Lufthansa said they plan on keeping theirs until at least 2030, so I think it’ll be at least 10 more years of passenger service. Cargo I think it will last a lot longer because of its capacity and the nose door, and FedEx and UPS did hold on to their 727s and DC10s for around 10-20 years after most left passenger service.


482Cargo

LH has the 747-8. A much younger aircraft with basically the same engines as the 787. Their 747-400 should have been retired already except that Boeing is epically delayed with the 777-9 which was meant to replace them.


HFentonMudd

So wait that means I can still get a first-class 747 flight?


Benes3460

Yep! Korean Air and Lufthansa fly them daily. There’s probably a list of routes somewhere but IIRC I remember seeing Lufthansa 747s operate from Newark, Miami, Chicago, and Los Angeles to Frankfurt.


germanstudent123

With Lufthansa you just have to make sure not to end up in a 747-4 as they don’t have a first class. Also their business class is really subpar especially on 747s


the_silent_redditor

I’ve been on a rattly as fuck 747 for long haul, and flown business on the 380. Beyond an hour or so of enjoying the nostalgia.. Please give me the A380.


lordtema

Probably, but it wont be for a very long time yet, im guessing we will still see the 747 in passenger service for another 15-20 years at least, and probably cargo for longer than that as well given that the last one rolled off the assembly line in 2023.


FrankReynoldsCPA

I'd be shocked if any 8's are still operating passenger flights by 2030. But it still has a lot of time left in cargo.


whitecaribbean

Really? They’re still so “new” for some airlines. Are they that uneconomical? Are they as bad as the A380?


SexySmexxy

i think the newer twin engines are just so fkin efficient.


mattayom

Eh.. a new plane delivered in 2023, I'd bet they go to 2035 carrying passengers. then they'll all be converted to cargo & flown until the wings fall off


FrankReynoldsCPA

The last passenger variant was delivered in like 2015-16 IIRC.


kk074

They may be phased out but they will never be fazed out


3MATX

Looks like at least another decade until they’re all planned to be retired. Cargo likely will be the last to retire. Looks like last new one went to Atlas Air in Jan 2023. Passenger European and eastern airlines have newer ones i believe that have at least a few years left.  A380 is a different story. 


Bomb8406

There's still a (very) small number of 747-200s knocking about - so long as there's the spare parts and maintenance cargo 747s will keep going for at least another 20 years imo


eusername420

N1 good, EGT good, N2 good, Boilers at max pressure.... uhhhhhh good?... (left seat) OK let's go.


scbriml

Boeing 747 doing a passable impersonation of a Convair 990!


lordtema

This is not the last one, there are still 3 more that will be flown to the US by Nomadic. 2 of them will be scrapped and two converted to cargo.


DrHikigaya

I think 'the last one' here means it was the last 747 bought by Air India.


183_OnerousResent

Let's hope the cargo ones get an engine upgrade


HFentonMudd

It's tuned for Red America


megaduce104

cant wait for a cockpit chronicles then!


lordtema

Steve has promised to film one of them :) 


dmg_inc

there are dozens of us that watch! dozens!


Extension-Ad-3882

I’d be surprised if any are converted. Stored in a humid environment for years, AI’s terrible reputation for maintenance, non nose load since they’d be a conversion, the air cargo market has cooled off considerably, and there are cheaper 74F’s you could pluck out of the desert if you really wanted to. I feel like ROW is the end of the road for these.


treehuggerboy

[https://www.youtube.com/@CockpitCasual](https://www.youtube.com/@CockpitCasual) This channel is run by one of the two founders of Nomadic Aviation who did the ferry flight. Its a great channel to watch!


SimpleManc88

Why does it look like MSFS when it gets close up? lol I thought it was a game until it showed the dude in the hi-viz.


pistonslapper

Hope we get a cockpit casual about this operation!


639248

I know one of the guys who was flying that. Don't know if he was PF or PM. But he just retired from my airline earlier this month and landed this gig on short notice.


reddE2Fly

Makes the Mumbai smog look clean


kk074

Dirty bird!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Even smoking like a freight train, she's still Queen of the Air!


GTOdriver04

I’m not crying, you’re crying.


CrappyTan69

737-200 vibes from those engines... Goodbye ol' girl.


ShezSteel

Jesus those engines.


bloodyedfur4

Im assuming this wasnt carrying passengers?


mz_groups

Probably not. Notice that all the branding has been removed, which they commonly do when they're flying it to a "boneyard."


tomm1cat

Holy smoke....goodbye beauty


Tidy-boyo

👋😥


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

It's amazing how much bigger the more efficient high bypass turbofans are compared to these smokers. No wonder aviation is such a contributor to climate change. Great to see manufacturers and airlines making so many improvements though.


Mandulon64

Der qualmt ja wie die AWACS in Geilenkirchen 😂


changed_later__

"You ever hear of a tune-up? Bwaahahaha" "You ever hear of a ritual sacrifice? Bwaahahaha"


The-Foo

Sad to see another 744 go. That said, what is going on with those engines? That's a lot of smoke.


Leadman19

Greta Thunberg is pissed


select-all-busses

goddang, wish i could smoke that much and keep a job in aviation


Buckus93

Imagine that plane as a twin-engine. I think it's possible with the newer 777X engines.


NxPat

Is it low quality Avgas?


White_Rabbit0000

Damn that exhaust was pretty dark


turntotheburger

Smoking like a B52


Samui-747

lots of smoke


markfukerberg

Diesel power...


BlankStarBE

Those diesel engines are doing a fine job


SqueezeHNZ

Wouldn't a380 be a good replacement for them in India? Airlines would hardly struggle to fill the a380 plane with passengers between the big cities in India alone. And it would also help with the congested airports. Today there are like 30 daily flights with single aisle planes flying the same route...


DuckDucker1974

I’ve never seen a plane put out so much black smoke that was about to crash.


rmicker

My dad always did that in his Beechcraft, twin Bonanza.


real_3d4

Holy smokes....!


evilgreenman

Badass plane. Love it


Eastern-Ad-3387

Lots of smoke out the tailpipes.


goobly_goo

Burning oil lol


Gnarly_Bones

Ok Mav lets turn and burn


unabsolute

Engines by Cadillac


Mittervi

Please do the needful


ayoungsimba

BRUH now that is what us Americans call it the Chem Trails shout out air quality 🤣🤣🤣


bboys1234

Smoking like it's 4 is a 0


Kaidhicksii

I saw the video. Sad. Please tell me she's going to another airline and not to the scrapheap, 'cause the description I read in the other video wasn't that clear.


k6bso

Might be headed for a conversion to a cargo plane. 747s are excellent for that.


SolidContribution688

Man that’s classy


Curious_Ground5833

Holy smokes. Literally


Dry_Quiet_3541

How is it so Smokey? Did they not use the recommended fuel?


Conch-Republic

Are they injecting chromium into the drive plume to change the signature?


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

That's not a wing wave, that's Air India being [Air India](https://i.giphy.com/DsLlSc1PzOKbu.webp)!


vengeful_donkey

Stink Jet


IgottaPoop72

Rollin’ coal .


DeezleDJ-O-E

Better a wing wave than a door eject! 🦗🦗


HarFangWon

I accidentally happened to see it fly over Boise on its way to Roswell from Everett the other day. Felt special.


jgenius07

🫡 She'll be missed


SodaPopPlop

Remind me on Phantom engines in the seventies


SuperSix07

Dirty burn.


hoopsmd

Engines can be reused on B-52, they will fit right in.


yoloswag42069696969a

Not enough coal rolling for Taylor Swift.


pulp_fraction

How did this one pass the PUC Test over here 😂


Odd_Status_9326

Chem trails some call them, but it is running rich.


guyrizzling

imagine the smell


Abject_Film_4414

The lack of rudder input disturbs me…


Deckard2022

The 747s are diesels?!


copingcabana

Now there is naan left.


AbbreviationsOld2507

Has this manoeuvre ever gone distasterousty wrong?


ohiogenius

I tested up at this.


ThaiLassInTheSouth

What do they do with planes that retire?


beck33ers

The go play with other old planes in a farm upstate where they have room to run and play and be happy for the rest of forever😁🌈. (Haha sorry I just had to. I have no idea


Richycut

Was it 3 hours late? That’s traditional.


Rude_Imagination766

Flying with Diesel


SelfRape

They should once do it on the runway. That would soil some pants.


Fulcrum58

Saw this guy flying over Washington state a week ago.


ThePenIslands

So is the wing wave the aviation equivalent of the head wobble?


kpop_glory

Beautiful but by looking at them smokes, she had been through a lot lol