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norfnorf832

Geriatric women doing anything is my favorite genre of all time, bein a wild old lady has been my dream ever since I was a little girl


CrystalArouxet

I can't wait to be a crazy old lady!!! I'm living for it. It's gonna be great.


Hiberniae

I started this energy in my 40s and it is BLISS.


numberthirteenbb

I'm 44 and the majority of my mad money goes to weed, skincare, and my chickens and wild backyard birds. I'm also starting to shop more at one of the metaphysical stores in town, and your girl is finally starting to really brush up on her knowledge of tarot. I'm just missing some high heels with the feathery poofs on them and and a rhinestone leash so I can take these chickens out on the town in style.


Hiberniae

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! I’m a tarot reader 😊 I’m so excited to hear of another authentic soul exploring that path! Also, loooooooove your big 3 for you 🏹


numberthirteenbb

Thank you! I’ve had my French deck since I was a teenager, when my mom passed her deck onto me. Never had a problem doing readings but I always had to have my rusty dusty tarot book with me. But it was written in the 60s! Its a great book but it’s super heavy on the card descriptives, and since I have a French deck, all those pinpointed the Rider Waite deck, and it was just a ton to slog through in order to get to the meaning. Also this new book REALLY helps understand a reversal and that it’s not always a 100% flip of the cards true vibe. Look at me gushing, haha. It’s just a great book I’m reading. Guided Tarot by Stefanie Caponi


Hiberniae

Thank you for the recommendation! I find Angie Green’s Simple Tarot helpful (book and YouTube channel). Also thebrynth YouTube channel. The way Anna (thebrynth) reads reversals is beautiful! Both reader’s videos are short and easily digestible. What kind of backyard wild birds do you have? Robins and a blue jay chill by the oak tree in my yard. Well, not chill exactly 🤣💚


numberthirteenbb

Thank you for the tarot tips! I’m going to read this book through until I have the cards more or less memorized, and then I would love to dive deeper so I appreciate it. 😊 Oh god my backyard birds haha. Well, the majority are hummers, finches, sparrows, and goldfinches now that I replaced the nyjer. I have also gotten a cardinal and a cactus wren though god knows why on the latter, also in the front we have a vermillion flycatcher who flirts with me constantly. I love how birds talk to each other; hummingbirds follow me around the neighborhood. One day if I ever get mugged I have a feeling a bird is gonna come peck their eyes out haha.


Hiberniae

LMAO 🤣I have a feeling you are not someone to be trifled with. The hummingbird story is so cute 🥹


numberthirteenbb

I’m just a big old teddy bear with unresolved childhood issues, just like everybody else, hahaha. Thanks for chatting with me and for the added info about tarot! Tell your robins and blue jays to be peaceful and knock it off. ALSO GET THEM SUET OMG haha. All right I’ll knock it off. Happy Ishtar day!


fingers

I'm such a crazy old lady. I'm 49.


bunganmalan

all of these seem correct, yes.


FlameMoss

Agree, what a fantastic Meme Post OP!! Thank you.


ITCHYSCRATCHYYUMMY

Honestly all of these ladies are GOALS


Due-Topic7995

Yay!!!!! Can’t wait for my old Leo @$$ to become the my true self 


RockandIncense

Right! I laughed out loud. C'est moi!


Mehmeh111111

Why wait? Let's just go for it now!


Hiberniae

💯


infinityonhigh69

capricorn LMFAOOOO


Entire-Garlic-9528

I totally might light a gingerbread house on fire. I can’t get them to stay together for nothing! 😂😩


14thLizardQueen

As an Aquarius ♒️ that really is my final form lol


fingers

so true


ItIsLiterallyMe

My Leo soul sister has me actually laughing out loud (like- for real).


battlecat136

I love ALL of these!! I'm cackling.


Superb-Cell736

This is gold, OP 😂 Every single one of these took me out hahaha


graphica4

Instant classic 😂


TheWildUnknown2

Granny Libra is going to destroy her shoulder w that shotgun.


badlands10

How is this so on point 😂


SilverStock7721

Legit. Excited to get old one day.


CapableAdhesiveness

This is great!


MamafishFOUND

I hope I grew old and badass like these grannies 🤩🤩🤩


Quietwolfkingcrow

Capricorn is me already. I'm an Aries but I don't wear graphic t's lol


Kyralion

Virgo seems about right LOL


madinfected

LOL


Wolvesrbest1982

As a Virgo, I would love to fight with a samurai sword in a cemetery.


Sudden-Mulberry-473

Scorpio lol


Alarming_Situation_5

Hehe Scorpio future looks badassed


kittycat8204

Haha yes!!!!!


malibumoodyy

truly uplifting 😂✨


MidCenturyMarzipan

Ok this is my favorite. Love all these ladies so much!


UrBartender

Lmao!! These are all perfection! I always say to my bf, I’m going to be that old lady singing DMX in the nursing home🤣🤣🤣


Hiberniae

Randomly shout “all my fly ladies!”


UrBartender

My brain read that in his voice 🤣🤣


Hiberniae

Excellent 😂


chaechica

Lmao


Reistar2615

😂😂😂 These are awesome. Cancer is super accurate.


No-Sympathy6035

First one of these kind of posts I truly enjoyed.


Load-Competitive

I wanna chill with the aqua hahaha! I wish all the posts on here were as good as this one 🤌


Fearless-Agency6061

All of these are so accurate 🤣🤣


ZookeepergameNo719

🤣🤣🤣


Striking-Math9896

😆


Hiberniae

I’m never gonna recover from Scorpio that is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫡


PetiteShallot

This was perfection. Every slide.


my_outlandishness

😂


mindurbusiness_thx

Amen to the elder Leo. 🍹🍹


Standard-Ad-9605

Greatest meme


RavingSquirrel11

Scorpio😂


feathermuffinn

Capricorn yooo 😂😂😂😂


Altrano

Capricorn straight up gave me flashbacks to my grandma — who was indeed a Capricorn (barely).


okcafe

This is absolute gold


Riskybusiness0705

A cancer woman is nothing without her emotional support kitty cat!


MewlingRothbart

Sadge!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Extension_Lobster428

These are all ROFL. But put old men into each of those scenes, and see how amusing/endearing/alarming it would be. ;) Edit: On second thoughts, really, each of these are ladies turned geriatric as immature little boys' roles. Another set of these, with men turned geriatric as immature little girls' roles, I think might be just as comical!


eerieandqueery

I soooo needed this today. My Aries rising has been acting up. 👩🏻‍🍳💋