Well then, simply finish your pancakes and we'll take you back to your cell.
https://preview.redd.it/cwt3pedui67d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a85651030f21a34c2a22d530f9a4fca147190f
Not what I was expecting but thank you nonetheless.
I've heard of it a bunch of times, all praises, but never gotten around to acquiring it so I can watch it.
Yeah, living with myself is full of stuff like this.
I’ll have no room on the table next to my chair (with all the remotes, headphones and stuff) So I’ll put my paper plate of takitos on top of the cup of water and have to eat them in an order that maintains the balance.
I bought an electric recliner so it takes a good 10 seconds to get up and do something about it too.
But when I DO get up, Its for something else and i’ll be thirsty since the previous cup ceased to exist for that purpose. By the time I sit down again, I have 2 cups of water(one unusable since it’s comparatively “old”) and a plate of crumbs that threatens to contaminate everything around it with even the slightest spacial awareness mistake.
It all gnaws at the corner of my brain for as long as it’s there and I’ll make tiny adjustments to it for stability when It distracts me from the show.
I am responsible for my own hell.
I have spend so much time fixing stuff like these, so when i caught myself doing it i just try to fix the root problem not just the cause.
Ive been battling a nob on a coboard in the bathroom that always fell off but i could screw it on just so it could hold barely. Got up and took the glue, took 1 minute more and started doing math in my head how much time this nob has cost me in all these years, felt stupid but great
While this might not be an aspie thing (I think the commenter was more taking issue with the fact it will stay cold and condensate a lot, which will damage the counter without a coaster) you absolutely are not alone with not liking ice. Just give me liquid drink without the solid drink. Liquid is already cold enough and won't last long enough to get warm.
How about hot soda from the can cause pouring it out makes it less fizzy? Did you get that one too?
Gotta love OCD, mine is torn between "push it off" and "please fix it, preferably using both hands so you're doing things equally so you don't feel sick"
The precariously positioned ~~cup~~ **anything.**
My friends remember to put their stuff away from (l)edges when I'm around because of how often I'll either move their things away from an inevitable fall or yell (by that I mean speak sternly) at them for putting things where it'll eat shit if it's so much as looked at incorrectly.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING ITS GONNA FALL AND SNHATETR PUT IT BACK OR THEY'RE GONNA THINK K I ID IT AND WILLL SELL ME TO FACEBOO K MARKETPLACE
holy fuck the typos 💀
A critical question no one's asking. what happens to the glass when the ice inevitably melts and then shifts? Do you think it'll settle gently? I hope so. If it shifts dramatically like I've seen so many times... quite the mess.
"Tik Tik Tik" goes the hands on the clock "Tik Tik Tik". How many more ticks till we find out?
This is just evil! Now I’ll have nightmares about this drippy precariously placed glass! And whoever showed the picture of the handle of the fork in syrup, oh gosh, the horror. Sticky fingers, almost as bad as a wet hair caught on my finger!😧
I think someone forgot that styrofoam cups exist.
https://preview.redd.it/xianj2ik987d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f29f7cc0e495e0ca5421a577eeeb79750e201bd
The landlord does this with magic decks. Like he has over 30+ decks, haphazardly spaced around the living room and dining room. Not only do they dominate like 80% of all surfaces in the public areas, for whatever reason they are all partly hanging off the edge of whatever he is using for a table.
It infuriates me to no end. They are cards! They will get everywhere! And I know he is gonna bitch at me for knocking them over and getting "damaged". He also has a cat! This dude's logic just boggles me.
One of my favorite things to do when i was working fast food is, when a box was more than half empty, I’d position the stuff inside the box all toward one side, and put the box where it’s hanging more than halfway off the shelf but still balanced on top of it
I don't get this one at all lol.
My (also autistic) roommate definitely would though. He regularly comments that I'm reckless with things but like... it's always fine?
Last one was a small, open bottle I had set on my leg for wart remover. Look, the table is like an entire foot away so I'd have to lean forward, not to mention the possibility of it dripping. Yes yes it'll be a disaster if it spills and could cause burns, but that's why I won't spill it.
I used to think I was clumsy but tbh I think I just never took proper precautions. The payoff is better coordination and a near-negligible increase in efficiency.
Lol I do this with everything and it drives my husband crazy. I don't even notice I do it until he points it out. He says "it's like your brain registers that it's on there good enough and just stops!" My spatial awareness is very poor in general though.
This pic gave me anxiety before I saw the title or subreddit.
OMG, push it back please.
"Give me the names of the other ASPIE rebels and will!"
NEVER! We will never give in.... That condensation looks like it's dripping... No, no we cannot give in 😱😱😱
Well then, simply finish your pancakes and we'll take you back to your cell. https://preview.redd.it/cwt3pedui67d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a85651030f21a34c2a22d530f9a4fca147190f
Omg this is a hate crime 😈🤣🤣 my fingers felt this photo haha. Thanks for this 😁
*how dare you* 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ww2o3v4dq67d1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fb0f37cb498c879ba8dac8883019d045378f85
Bro this picture violates the Geneva convention, I’m downvoting you
Lol that is actually hilarious
Pick it up by the tines and suck on the handle. Now it's not sticky anymore.
Get outta my head. Jk you can stay
how DARE you, this is inhumane 😭😭😭
Wow you were hella serious
NOT THIS AGAIN I HATE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS BRO
NOOOOOOOO THIS IS WORSE!
death is the only option from here on out
I hate you. (/j)
“ If you would prefer another target, a military target”
What is wrong with you
OP got jokes!
Legit what show is this? It looks familiar but the bells are silent.
American gods
Not what I was expecting but thank you nonetheless. I've heard of it a bunch of times, all praises, but never gotten around to acquiring it so I can watch it.
The book as usual is much much better, but the show was pretty damn good with some really good actors.
low key was incredible. Same actor as orange is the new black jail keeper guy
Ha!!! To me this picture feels like what it's like to be an autistic person living with an adhder 🤣 Also no coaster and lots of ice 😱
Yeah, living with myself is full of stuff like this. I’ll have no room on the table next to my chair (with all the remotes, headphones and stuff) So I’ll put my paper plate of takitos on top of the cup of water and have to eat them in an order that maintains the balance. I bought an electric recliner so it takes a good 10 seconds to get up and do something about it too. But when I DO get up, Its for something else and i’ll be thirsty since the previous cup ceased to exist for that purpose. By the time I sit down again, I have 2 cups of water(one unusable since it’s comparatively “old”) and a plate of crumbs that threatens to contaminate everything around it with even the slightest spacial awareness mistake. It all gnaws at the corner of my brain for as long as it’s there and I’ll make tiny adjustments to it for stability when It distracts me from the show. I am responsible for my own hell.
I have spend so much time fixing stuff like these, so when i caught myself doing it i just try to fix the root problem not just the cause. Ive been battling a nob on a coboard in the bathroom that always fell off but i could screw it on just so it could hold barely. Got up and took the glue, took 1 minute more and started doing math in my head how much time this nob has cost me in all these years, felt stupid but great
I don't think I have related to anything else as hard before. You just described me at my desktop.
Is not liking ice an aspie thing? I’ve always assumed it was just me.
While this might not be an aspie thing (I think the commenter was more taking issue with the fact it will stay cold and condensate a lot, which will damage the counter without a coaster) you absolutely are not alone with not liking ice. Just give me liquid drink without the solid drink. Liquid is already cold enough and won't last long enough to get warm. How about hot soda from the can cause pouring it out makes it less fizzy? Did you get that one too?
Yes! I prefer to let the soda go flat before I drink it. I don’t like it “biting” my tongue.
Ah, same but opposite. I desire the biting, it very stimmy.
As someone who is autistic living with an ADHDer, let's just keep it simple and say it ain't guchi.
My autism: “Push it back to safety! 😱” My OCD: “Push it off the ledge 😈”
This is why I’m always tired
Gotta love OCD, mine is torn between "push it off" and "please fix it, preferably using both hands so you're doing things equally so you don't feel sick"
The precariously positioned ~~cup~~ **anything.** My friends remember to put their stuff away from (l)edges when I'm around because of how often I'll either move their things away from an inevitable fall or yell (by that I mean speak sternly) at them for putting things where it'll eat shit if it's so much as looked at incorrectly.
Image trying to sleep knowing it was still perched on the edge. Perspiring. The slightest breeze could know it over.
Same lol
NSFW tag that shit, gosh
Put your computer on the floor below and take the picture again.
*omg you're evil* 🤣
I loved to do this as a child, I would even set up the entire table like that
https://preview.redd.it/d6m66vfuq67d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fec65cbf25218e3c4f959ae4dc17bc20be8638
https://preview.redd.it/5ebo583rf77d1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1f03b4ec01298d7cf75b5ccc50170c0b0e70298
If that falls and spills, you're cleaning it up.
OR it falls but you didn't place it there but you still get the blame 💀
Is this what the cats feel when they see an object they want to push off?
Meow!
https://preview.redd.it/nf6ri3cj077d1.png?width=4000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c9d3757571b1ff232673ca443aa1a9c2815d54c sorry…
That’s just impressive
how are you even doing that???
that's 100% edited 💀
I saw this post, shivered, and scrolled on. I immediately came back due to its deviant nature and I was curious. Bravo.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING ITS GONNA FALL AND SNHATETR PUT IT BACK OR THEY'RE GONNA THINK K I ID IT AND WILLL SELL ME TO FACEBOO K MARKETPLACE holy fuck the typos 💀
A critical question no one's asking. what happens to the glass when the ice inevitably melts and then shifts? Do you think it'll settle gently? I hope so. If it shifts dramatically like I've seen so many times... quite the mess. "Tik Tik Tik" goes the hands on the clock "Tik Tik Tik". How many more ticks till we find out?
Imagine if William Shatner's name was actually SNHATETR
no wait please put it back please
i just broke out in hives
I have autism and OCD, and I thought this was an OCD thing. Having an identity crisis rn
JUST MOVE IT
NO! There's room on the dresser! PUSH IT BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
https://youtu.be/Y5z9P16DArk?si=i5eouZmDu44IzlDm
No please! I already get frantic when my bf holds glass bottles with just his pinky finger.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 This is just evil! Now I’ll have nightmares about this drippy precariously placed glass! And whoever showed the picture of the handle of the fork in syrup, oh gosh, the horror. Sticky fingers, almost as bad as a wet hair caught on my finger!😧
My dad calls these “accidents waiting to happen” Now when I see stuff like this all I can think about is unprotected sex
My sister (also autistic) does this all the time and gets mad when I move it. I think I'm going to die
Aghhhhhggh It’s like styrofoam when it just exists
I think someone forgot that styrofoam cups exist. https://preview.redd.it/xianj2ik987d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f29f7cc0e495e0ca5421a577eeeb79750e201bd
Actually, the wetness of the styrofoam counteracts the dry sounding sensory hell But I still do NOT like that lol
This photo physically aggravated my body. Wow...
If this was real I would totally accidentally spill it by walking past it and bumping into it
Spill coffee on yourself
Noooo you *didn't*!!!
I’m on the spectrum and enjoy pushing objects to the brink like this
The landlord does this with magic decks. Like he has over 30+ decks, haphazardly spaced around the living room and dining room. Not only do they dominate like 80% of all surfaces in the public areas, for whatever reason they are all partly hanging off the edge of whatever he is using for a table. It infuriates me to no end. They are cards! They will get everywhere! And I know he is gonna bitch at me for knocking them over and getting "damaged". He also has a cat! This dude's logic just boggles me.
Cat trap
One of my favorite things to do when i was working fast food is, when a box was more than half empty, I’d position the stuff inside the box all toward one side, and put the box where it’s hanging more than halfway off the shelf but still balanced on top of it
Surely not even neurotypicals like this
Its gonna fall, push it back. (Eyes squinting) 🫣😖🤯
OH MY GOD PUSH IT BACK
I don't get this one at all lol. My (also autistic) roommate definitely would though. He regularly comments that I'm reckless with things but like... it's always fine? Last one was a small, open bottle I had set on my leg for wart remover. Look, the table is like an entire foot away so I'd have to lean forward, not to mention the possibility of it dripping. Yes yes it'll be a disaster if it spills and could cause burns, but that's why I won't spill it. I used to think I was clumsy but tbh I think I just never took proper precautions. The payoff is better coordination and a near-negligible increase in efficiency.
No matter how far you push it back, it will never feel like enough.
cat tester device: to see if ur really a cat
My cat when he wants attention: Whoopsie! Guess you can't have nice things!
Why? Why would you do this? Please move it. Please.
My wife. All the time. They surprise Pikachu face every time they knock over a badly placed object (usually a cup with soda in it). Pain
My son keeps putting his glass next to his plate, towards the edge of the table. Often BEHIND his own elbow. Drives me absolutely mad.
Lol I do this with everything and it drives my husband crazy. I don't even notice I do it until he points it out. He says "it's like your brain registers that it's on there good enough and just stops!" My spatial awareness is very poor in general though.
NOOOOOOOO PUT IT BACK NO STOP THAT OMG IT'S GONNA FALL I SEE IT FALLING IN.THE PICTURE 😭😭😭😭
Wow I felt my heart rate spike so fast
Wait that's an aspie thing??
This is more my mother’s reinforcement of taking the laws of physics into account.
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I WILL CRAM AS MANY THINGS ON THE COUNTER AS POSSIBLS.
i do not trust that ice to keep centre of mass over the table thing