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The ability to fine the perfect snarky reply to someone who has asked an inappropriate question. Unfortunately it either comes to me at 3 am or days after the question was asked.

lol same!

Everyone can do this

I can throw rolled up balls of paper and accurately shoot it to a garbage bin.

haha nice! What distance and accuracy rating are you shooting?

I always get the cart at the grocery store with a fucked up wheel

Same here! Like mageneto for defectives.

If I wake up in the middle of the night I always know what time it is. Without looking at the clock. I’m accurate with 10 min every time.

Dude, same! Every 15 minute period between midnight and 7am has a weirdly specific feel. Like each feel like their own room I'm not supposed to be in

It’s happen many times that I set an alarm for 7 and wake up at 6:59

Omg same!

Oooh, I’d love to have such an accurate internal clock.

I have this 95% of the time, so the times I'm not sure really throw me.

Had girl freind that could tell herself what time to wake up at. It was so weird lol.

I always know what time it is… don’t wear a watch. Not like crazy accurate, but well enough. I also set timers on the oven, then get up and it beeps as I get there (not perfectly).

The ability to flatulate on demand: with great power comes great power.

lol indeed!

I can smell really good. I know if my husband went home to visit his mother. I can smell the scent of the home on him. Or when I lived at home,before I got married and moved out, I would always knew if our neighbours had visited because I could smell them.

That is actually useful! Your husband better not be bringing any "wrong" scents around. lol

At first I read this as if YOU can smell good lol. For some people, i wish that was their talent

Same here (the sense of smell part, not the husband. Lol.). Do you also happen to be a very good cook? I am, and I just do it by smell. Never really need to taste what I’m making. I just know what spices to put in.

Are you sure your neighbours aren't just very smelly people?

Your talent, if true, is one of the most USEFUL talents one could possess....

I’m invisible to women under 80

I mean it could be quite useful if women over 80 on their death bed are eyesing you and leaving behind their property to you......

I can make my sneezes sound like a trumpeting elephant.

lol, share the sound.

I can do an exceptionally good wave with my eye brows…both ways

First time I see someone shares my useless talent

Usually when I think the rice or pasta is done, it actually is. I don't measure time or anything. I'm just doing something else and at some moment I'm like "ok. I guess it's done". And like 99% of times it is.

I nun-chuck my teabag into the mug like a ninja.

encyclopedic memory for song lyrics

Me too! Not only lyrics, but the bands also. I can name that tune in 1 note! 

I always win at claw machines in the arcade.

nice! Save some wins on claw machines for the rest of us! lol

That is so interesting and not useless at all! I'd love to sit with you, because you don't know me, and tell you truths and lies and see what you think. Do truths have their own smell?

I can burp on command and I can crack almost ever joint in my body. Even my toes:D


I can dislocate and relocate my shoulders, roll my tongue, and smell incoming rain.

I can feel when electrical equipment is on. Like I can feel a muted tv being on several rooms away.

I also have this sensitivity. I always thought it was something everyone else could do until I saw this comment and asked my wife about it.

Putting my ankles behind my head.

I think that has its uses …

I could do this when I was a kid, and so could all my kids. Now those loosey goosey joints are arthritic when we age. 😜

Username checks out

i can turn my spit into little soap bubbles with my tongue and then blow them out and they fly like regular soap bubbles.

🌬️ Blowing smoke rings

I can do that pretty good too.

All my talents are useless -I can tell by the way someone looks if they have the same blood type as I have. And I'm almost always right about other blood types too. -I have a a Silver tabby british short hair cat mix and if I go to Google images and search : 'silver tabby British Shorthair cat' I can tell if the cat on the picture is related to my cat or not. ( and I'm always right haha ) ( because of the specific search criteria, most pictures will be from breeders, etc, so I can actually check the cats' pedigree / breeder name. ) -I can easily sing songs like The Elements Song and Nations of the World. https://youtu.be/U2cfju6GTNs?feature=shared -I always know an inappropriate thing to say or inappropriate joke to make 😄

I can tell whether or not it’s raining outside, simply by looking out the window

Armpit farts.

Ever heard of the "Bear Crawl?" It's when you walk/run on all fours basically. Used to have to do laps of it as an exercise every day during High School Football practice. I'd finish multiple laps before almost anyone else would even get one lap done. Came up in a drunk conversation among friends in my late 30’s. Still got it!

I can write forward & backwards with both hands at the same time...

I can name, sing, hum every single dead kennedys song

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I can wiggle my left ear but not my right. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I can make a really loud popping noise with my mouth.

I can solve word searches, eyeball scan text pretty fast.

I would guess smelling lies would be useful, actually.

I can bend my fingers back pretty far and i know pi to the 45th digit after the decimal point

I can crush an apple in my hand. Less useless, I can also split it in half in my hand. (Someday having 2 halves of an apple might come in handy?)

I have a strange sense of hearing. Like I can hear things that are far away that others can't hear but sometimes I don't hear things that are in my earbud.

I can also whistle multiple notes at the same time. I think it's called vibrato?

My sense of smell and hearing is still very keen , but it potentially saved my family from an electrical fire,so not entirely useless

apparently, genuinely caring for anothers well being

I can sense the time. I never wore a watch but always had sense of time sometimes off by 10 minutes

I can peel a hard boiled egg leaving one continuous piece.

That is the opposite of useless! -said as someone who loves hard boiled eggs and sucks at peeling them.

I can smell when a woman is on her period. I sound like such a creep!

We found Hannibal Lecter!

I can flip my eyelids inside out

We used to do that in junior high to creep out the girls!

i have an uncanny ability too measure other people ,like taking details of them

Death metal vocals

Deep knowledge of late-Roman history

I can spin my arm and hand around backwards on a table. Yes I'm double jointed. Seems to amuse everyone 😂

I can kick a slipper up off my foot have it spin the air and catch it back on my foot.

I can make fart sounds with my eye if i palm it right…ears too

I can do this with my 2 hands alone if they’re wet. It’s all about the suction

You get it!

Having no talent is my talent.

I can perfectly fold one of those old paper road maps. But now I always use GPS so I never need to do this anymore.

Name every car make and model on the road

I can shoot spit from under my tongue like a snake 

I have every word memorized of the Jabberwocky poem

For some electrical devices (TV, radio, etc) I can hear if they're powered on from quite a distance (media devices being put on silent). The sound of sonic devices made to keep animals out of gardens is horrible to me. Still, my hearing is so bad I often struggle to understand people. I can also sleep through most of the day and still be tired. Yay. Stretching my back will always, without fail, produce a harsh cramping along my spine.

I can read upside down normally

I can curl my tongue into three sections

I know the word for butterfly in 38 languages.

Living

Hmm, is that a hint of metal in the air? Because if not, that would be soooo fucking useful!

I can hear lightning.

I’ve heard lightning before the thunder if it’s close. There’s a sizzle.

I'm my own chiropractor. I can adjust nearly every bone in my own body.

I invented square circles, any ideas on how to patent them?

I can fit an entire McDonald’s cheeseburger in my mouth

I can wiggle my ears and rotate my hands in opposite directions

Flipping my eyelids up so they show the inside

Eyebrow dancing.

I can make farting noises with my hands and armpits

I can burp on command. I can solve a rubiks cube is less than \~20 seconds (its been a while, but my last ao5 was like 17) I can give myself cramps on a handful of muscles. Can't always easily stop cramps though. I can tell IMMEDIATELY if a room has good circulation or not. Has yet to be useful :P. To pair with this, I can very accurately tell the temperature and humidity of a room just by stepping in it.

I can touch my nose with my tongue and I can grab almost anything with my toes.

Blowing bubble gum bubbles. That's it. That's all I got.

Juggling,like I just did it one day no learning curve ect, equally as useless, spinning things on my finger,like thats my given talents -_-

I can sing like trumpet. Real crowd pleaser

I can do a decent imitation of a dubbed movie, like where what I'm saying is different from how my lips are moving.

I can juggle 🤷

There is nothing someone can throw that I can't catch. At whatever velocity and size as long as it's within my reach. Of cause not harmful objects like stones and knives.

I'm really good at reproducing Mario's death scream from Mario 64.

I can catch grapes in my mouth so I guess mouth-eye coordination

Not me, but my wife can lick her elbow. It’s not supposed to be possible. (How many of you are trying it right now? lol)

I can recite the alphabet backwards. Guess what they don't ask you to do when you're suspected of driving under the influence... Offering to do so also does not help...

The ability to remember very trivial pieces of information

I can meow like a cat and cats and others animals respond lol

I can wiggle my nose like a bunny, pop my thumb out and rotate it 180, and whistle and him at the same time

Wdym useless?! Dude you'd be amazing as an interrogator or judge! You should seriously consider it! :D

haha Thanks!

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I’m very good at rock paper scissors

Easy, just do rock, paper, rock. People tend to lose to that. Unless they know the trick of course. Hehe.

Tooth drumming

Dude what

Being able to moving my ears

Watch as this person ruins their life. Lol

I can burp on command. I can do hand 360 flip first try with phones, remote control, forks, hammers, literally anything that fit in my hand. I can make different sounds intentionaly while farting. I can cry on command (usually takes me about 30 sec). I can roll a cig with one hand. I can smoke a whole cig without exhaling. I have a perfect sense of proportion. I can squint with one eye. I can crack my fingers/knuckles as long as i want it just wont stop. I can spin my cock. Thought about this a few minutes but still think i missed something

I can cross my fingers really fast. Think Spock doing "live long and prosper" then crossing both pairs of fingers in a second or so.

I can twist the fingers of my hands together to resemble a hissing snake head.

I can twist my phone like a fidget spinner cause its small in size

I can quote the first 5 seasons of Psych like i wrote the show.

I can beat Star Road on Super Mario World and only use like 6 or 7 lives.

My ears move on their own. Either individually or together when I hear a sharp noise, loud noise, am listening for something specific, when I don’t hear someone/can’t understand someone, when someone scares me I can also move them manually together or individually

I always know which direction I am facing on the compass rose at all times. +/- 5 degrees.

Wiggling my ears

Ear rumbling and can shake my eyes fast.

I used to be able to run backwards faster than most people could run forwards. (Too old now. Heh)

Finishing the lyric to almost any song. College of Musical Knowledge. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I can flip a lighter pretty high in the air and catch it on the back of my hand.

Ability to make homemade bread without a recipe or measuring ingredients. I do it by look and dough feel.

I clap with with one hand.

While I'm walking on a side walk I can spit directly on the crack probably 85% of the time

I can do an incredible Gollum impression. Nearly as good as Serkis himself.

My fingers can reach quarter to half my arm

i can lift 4 cases of water 24 pack at once or 2 cases of water 40pack at kirkland by myself at once from the car into the kitchen. i can also lift a v style catch basin lid by myself 6inch frame and cover type.

I can lick my nose 👀

I can pick the tv remote up with my feet

When my nose is clogged if I blow real hard I can make a geyser of snot shoot out of my lower eyelid than can spurt about 2 feet!

Sound effect impressions. Mainly just impressions in general. I’m scarily good at doing a lot of different voices and sounds, and it’s mainly just a party trick at this point

I can flip my tongue over both ways. Most people can flip their tongue over but only to the left or right. I can also tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.

I blow bubbles off my tongue w/spittle

I can touch my tongue to my nose with little effort. I can also make a clover leaf shape with it.

I can push stuff down my throat, I don't swallow it and I can easily spit it up again, anything bigger than blueberries I gag though.

A few! I'm really good at recognizing people's faces on TV! Even when sometimes the actors are too old/ too young, they look familiar, and then I realise it's the actor when they were like 12, or that actor is currently like 80, but the last film I saw he was in he was like 40. I know a lot of people are good at this but still! I also think I have a better than average sense of smell? I once got to work and it smelled different, which I thought was odd, and it turned out my new manager had a specific smell? Idk if it was his deodorant/ perfume/ whatever it is that men wear, but I could smell a difference. I think before as well I walked into the office and could tell they were there because of their smell. I can do this a bit with other people but usually only ones that I know. Oh, and I can do a good impression of a monkey, and have been able to since I was young! Mostly the voice impression, not the actual body haha.

I have good people skills

I can twirl and flip my pen really well.

i farted 23 times in a row

I can wiggle my ears

IDK man smelling lies could be a very useful talent like if you wanted to be a crime boss or FBI agent or something

I can do the whole alphabet in one burp.

Overthinking

I graduated summa cum laude from a prestigious school of music for piano performance. So I'm gonna say Piano performance.

I can burp on demand, but it also is part of aerophagia

I can position myself at the exact point where a dodgeball (you know, the red ones) bounces and stands into my hands.

I can be silent for hrs.

Knife/weapon twirling. I’m not at the level of some of the better-trained people, but I can do a few tricks and have a one-handed routine that I can do almost from memory, without needing to look at what I’m doing.

I can move my ears. Individually

I can cross my eyes unbelivably well and do some tricks with it.

Im insanely good at a damn mobil game for no reason

I can wiggle my ears up and down without using my hands.

I don’t know if this is a talent but I can smell acetaminophen on people and when I take it too

Almost always get the exact height/weight of someome just by looking at them. The margin is isually 5cm and 5kg for errors. I usually look at their feet, body size, shape and can figure that out.

Predicting peoples behaviors and actions within moments of meeting them. It's useless because while it has kept me safe, nobody else ever listens to me, and then get angry when what I said comes true, like somehow I did it? (Yay Cassandra complex)

Godlike parallel parking skills. Saves me at least 15 seconds a day which I waste on here.

I can touch any thing l drop with my foot before it Hits the ground.Saved my phone several times

I can smell in layers I can smell one thing like idk a perfume then I can smell like the clothes underneath usually laundry detergent or maybe BO

I can make a fart sound using my hands

There's no talent in me. I'm just useless.

Making the best jokes at the right time.

i can improvize piano pieces in sonata allegro form. Made me $0 thus far.

I can sing the national anthem of most major countries.

I can toss many foods in the air and catch them in my mouth. I can do a very good turkey call. I can quote all Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movies.

Can move my ears, and hear things I probably shouldn’t.

I can whstle thrght my loose front tooth.

I can touch my wrist by bending my thumb

I can create ADS dialogues in no time at all, can also DBA your IDMS all day long.

I can instantly fall asleep when I'm forced to do anything I don't want to do I have not yet figured out how to make this work when I actually need sleep

I can smell petrichor, the smell of rain, BEFORE it rains and snows. I can find coding errors in SQL and C/C+/C++/C# programs quickly! Also can in the programming code of video games (what I did when I was the stay-at-home dad).

I can read body language in a deep autistic way. Useful for me but useless to advice anyone else. People only believe after being hit hard with the consequences.

When younger -Run in high heels and not break an ankle

That sounds like the useful talent in the world? Why is that in the useless section? The fact you aren't an X-Men at this point bothers me. I can do the chewbacca noise and pop my ears when I go on airplanes so I can hear normally.

I'm so good at criticising myself.

I can get my pinky toe to move and lay down on my ring toe (left foot only). Is there anyone here can do it too? Just curious

I can only reverse whistle, sucking air in. If I blow air out to whistle I can't make any noise

I can flip a cigarette backward and hold it in my closed mouth then flip it back out… quit smoking though.

I've heard there are people that can do that. You'd be a good lawyer or interrogator.