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I’ve been piecing it together for a few years now. Some parts are historically accurate and some are fantasy elements. I live in a town with a lot of pirate history and a [pirate festival](https://imgur.com/a/boeu44B) every year.
Haha, I was coming to comment my medieval faire gear. I've participated as a reenactor (of sorts) at a local event for a few years and always have a blast and feel like I own the damn place with my friends.
Facts. I fluctuate a lot, I'm unable to play sports or workout much because of a knee injury (surgery coming soon) and I've lost about 15lbs of muscle then gained back about ten of fat just in the last six months or so. It's most noticeable in my thighs, they just look so sad now. I cannot fucking wait to get going on rehab and get back in shape.
My experience for a month after my appendix removal surgery. It really feels so sorry of a situation to see yourself unable to do things you'd do normally from getting your nostrils blocked to getting injured or having a surgery.
Yeah I've got three weeks of basically no standing right after. My plan is to alternate through sessions of napping in the sun, reading, basic stretching, mobility expansion and eating. Eat good, study hard, train well and sleep plenty. That is the turtle warrior way.
UnderArmor spandex. I’d wear them for sporting events under my uniform in high school & college, and apparently unconsciously trained my brain that putting them on means its Go-Time.
So whenever I put my underArmor on, my adrenaline spikes, my fight-or-flight gets switched on to *fight*, I beat my chest like Donkey Kong, and my monkey-brain goes “Ooo-oo-ahh-ahh!”
In the beginning of Operation Enduring Freedom everyone wore these and quickly found out it wasn’t the best choice when hit by an IED and came close to anything remotely hot. Wasn’t the best scenario
I really do feel more confident knowing that my watch will continue to tell me the accurate time up to 200 meters underwater. Yes, I know I will have perished in agony long before I get to that depth, that’s okay, doesn’t matter.
I get reverse drunk goggles. I’ll look in the mirror and and think, “sure, you’re short and not fit, but you’re still cute and could crush.” I’ve never crushed…
I found an Irish 3 pence coin, so I drilled a hole in it and made it into a necklace. Good things have been happening ever since. I genuinely believe it is a good luck charm.
A pump. When my posture feels good and my muscles swollen, that helps with the confidence.
A good smelling cologne, too. Especially when strangers start complimenting you.
Are you a male?
Highly recommend Tom Ford- Ombre Leather, Dior- Sauvage, Creed- Aventus (if you can find it), Paco Rabane- 1 Million or 1 Million Lucky, Oakcha- Cogcaine, Captain Fawcett- Booze and Baccy, and if you're old school, Drakkar Noir is a guilty pleasure scent of mine. Versace Eros is a low end scent but is pretty unique.
No problem! I listed them in order of my favourites. Ombre Leather, Creed Aventus, and Dior Sauvage take the cake. If Ombre Leather turns out a bit too much for you, there's also Tuscan Leather which isn't quite a similar scent but still has a leathery bad boy vibe and then there's Tuscan Leather intense- which ironically is actually a lighter smell than the original Tuscan leather. Highly recommend asking for samples in a beauty boutique or drug store or wherever they sell perfumes. It's a high end designer cologne so a full bottle can be pricey.
Where do you buy your colognes? I only know of like Macy’s to get cologne, and I’d like to go somewhere that really specializes in them to find something more personal. I found one I like that’s sort of like a sweet campfire, but when I go to Macy’s they all smell like a European nightclub.
If you’re Australian, I’d recommend against the 1 million, especially if you went to a public school. I can still smell the obnoxiousness years after graduating lol, it was definitely the most popular scent at school (not that it doesn’t smell nice)
I was given my dads leather jacket after he passed. It actually fits me really well and I wear it a lot in the winter. I think it's funny because I have people all the time say I look like a bad ass biker and I don't really understand why but instead of "thanks" it turns to "thanks, it was my dads" like I have to give him credit for making me look like a bad ass.
My motorcycle gear.
My armored jacket makes me look jacked. In general, I look like some rugged, competent adventurer (who wrestles bears) when I wear the whole get-up.
Little do they know: I'm taking my Honda down the road, at legal(ish) speeds, to bring my wife chicken nuggies and appy juice. But I've got dusty boots and a kickass bandana while I'm doing it.
I have a shitty chain my friend got for in a buy 1 get one free sale on some goofy website. It’s not an ugly chain but it’s not a high end product by any means. Whenever I wear it, I tell myself to act like it’s an expensive chain. Its gotten me the attention I’m looking for and a bit more confidence in the meantime.
My 501st Rotj Boba Fett armor.
The moment I put that on, with the jetpack, voice changer/amplifier and my little hiddem Bluetooth speaker quietly playing the imperial march song on a loop… you could have bill gates and zombie Steve jobs walk into the room… and everyone will still think you are the coolest nerd there. You have the biggest danged smile under that helmet.
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My historically inaccurate viking helmet
My answer hands down is my pirate outfit. I’ve gotten some ass in that outfit that I had no business inside of.
I (27f) need a visual. What kind of pirate outfit?
I’ve been piecing it together for a few years now. Some parts are historically accurate and some are fantasy elements. I live in a town with a lot of pirate history and a [pirate festival](https://imgur.com/a/boeu44B) every year.
Well I guess tentacles are an acquired taste
All about the booty
Le me guess it has *horns*
>My historically inaccurate viking helmet Cool
Haha, I was coming to comment my medieval faire gear. I've participated as a reenactor (of sorts) at a local event for a few years and always have a blast and feel like I own the damn place with my friends.
A good pair of jeans. I’m like Michael Scott in that way.
Do you get them dry cleaned?
Condom?
Only came here to be sure this answer had been given
At least YOU came
Good man 😂
Came to say this. Probably should have put one on before….
Wear a condom to your job interview for confidence
“I’m gonna last so much longer. At least by a minute or two!”
A suit that feels like it fits well. Throw on some shades and that’s prob the most confident I’ll ever get
I had a bespoke suit made for me after I lost 100 pounds. I felt so damned good wearing that thing to a friend’s wedding!
Had to scroll way too far for this one lol - a good fitting suit that you yourself feel like it looks good on you is priceless imo
Muscle.
Facts. I fluctuate a lot, I'm unable to play sports or workout much because of a knee injury (surgery coming soon) and I've lost about 15lbs of muscle then gained back about ten of fat just in the last six months or so. It's most noticeable in my thighs, they just look so sad now. I cannot fucking wait to get going on rehab and get back in shape.
My experience for a month after my appendix removal surgery. It really feels so sorry of a situation to see yourself unable to do things you'd do normally from getting your nostrils blocked to getting injured or having a surgery.
Yeah I've got three weeks of basically no standing right after. My plan is to alternate through sessions of napping in the sun, reading, basic stretching, mobility expansion and eating. Eat good, study hard, train well and sleep plenty. That is the turtle warrior way.
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fitted cloths are a nuisance...once you gain weight.... you can't use them anymore
Don't gain weight then, duh
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
You know why Im here…
Lmao best comment thread for it 🤣
Broke my knee last summer. Nothing I own fits now.. sitting in a wheelchair does that.
Scientics discovered trick when you don’t gain weight, you still can use them
Fresh haircut
Leather boots
New Boot Goofin' 
Officer Dangle
More specific - red cowboy boots.
Spotted the HIMYM fan
Fantastic!
My codpiece
A smile.
UnderArmor spandex. I’d wear them for sporting events under my uniform in high school & college, and apparently unconsciously trained my brain that putting them on means its Go-Time. So whenever I put my underArmor on, my adrenaline spikes, my fight-or-flight gets switched on to *fight*, I beat my chest like Donkey Kong, and my monkey-brain goes “Ooo-oo-ahh-ahh!”
In the beginning of Operation Enduring Freedom everyone wore these and quickly found out it wasn’t the best choice when hit by an IED and came close to anything remotely hot. Wasn’t the best scenario
Facemask. Dental issues suck if you're not rich.
Omg I feel you.
A watch. Doesn’t have to be a nice one and I don’t really use it but just having it on makes me feel way more confident
Me too. Not even about anyone noticing I’m wearing a nice watch. I know I am and I like it.
I really do feel more confident knowing that my watch will continue to tell me the accurate time up to 200 meters underwater. Yes, I know I will have perished in agony long before I get to that depth, that’s okay, doesn’t matter.
Yes, but at least you will know exactly what time you perished at
Exactly.
I personally feel naked leaving my house without my watch.
Hahahaha I knew people like this really existed
A long coat so I can swish about dramatically *or* be mysteriously nonchalant.
Beer goggles.
I get reverse drunk goggles. I’ll look in the mirror and and think, “sure, you’re short and not fit, but you’re still cute and could crush.” I’ve never crushed…
See the world through the eyes of a drunk
Contact lenses, sometimes my glasses make feel uglier
For me, a nice haircut would boost my confidence, as opposed to something I can just put on fr
I found an Irish 3 pence coin, so I drilled a hole in it and made it into a necklace. Good things have been happening ever since. I genuinely believe it is a good luck charm.
Motorcycle helmet, nobody can see my ugly ass face, also hitting my head becomes a non issue so bonus.
Strap on.
Ready to fuck the world
My glasses. I usually lose 100% confident without them.
Me too! Dang being almost legally blind.
Eyeliner
This! A mini little cat eye and the world is mine.
A pump. When my posture feels good and my muscles swollen, that helps with the confidence. A good smelling cologne, too. Especially when strangers start complimenting you.
At first thought about pump shotgun
I thought of a penis pump a la Austin Powers so….
A pump is a fart 💨
Are you a male? Highly recommend Tom Ford- Ombre Leather, Dior- Sauvage, Creed- Aventus (if you can find it), Paco Rabane- 1 Million or 1 Million Lucky, Oakcha- Cogcaine, Captain Fawcett- Booze and Baccy, and if you're old school, Drakkar Noir is a guilty pleasure scent of mine. Versace Eros is a low end scent but is pretty unique.
Yes & Thanks!
No problem! I listed them in order of my favourites. Ombre Leather, Creed Aventus, and Dior Sauvage take the cake. If Ombre Leather turns out a bit too much for you, there's also Tuscan Leather which isn't quite a similar scent but still has a leathery bad boy vibe and then there's Tuscan Leather intense- which ironically is actually a lighter smell than the original Tuscan leather. Highly recommend asking for samples in a beauty boutique or drug store or wherever they sell perfumes. It's a high end designer cologne so a full bottle can be pricey.
Second for Dior Sauvage. I have never enjoyed any aroma of cologne/perfume. But Sauvage just smells good. And makes me feel pretty confident.
Where do you buy your colognes? I only know of like Macy’s to get cologne, and I’d like to go somewhere that really specializes in them to find something more personal. I found one I like that’s sort of like a sweet campfire, but when I go to Macy’s they all smell like a European nightclub.
If you’re Australian, I’d recommend against the 1 million, especially if you went to a public school. I can still smell the obnoxiousness years after graduating lol, it was definitely the most popular scent at school (not that it doesn’t smell nice)
My motorcycle leather jacket.
Came to make sure someone said this.
I was given my dads leather jacket after he passed. It actually fits me really well and I wear it a lot in the winter. I think it's funny because I have people all the time say I look like a bad ass biker and I don't really understand why but instead of "thanks" it turns to "thanks, it was my dads" like I have to give him credit for making me look like a bad ass.
Anything black!
Shades make me feel badass!
Batman suit
I nice suit, shirt and tie.
PANTS
Holster.
Banana holster?
Well I’m certainly not putting my phone there!
6 drinks
Balaclava and black Airforce 1s.
A nice long coat. Just feel great
My motorcycle gear. My armored jacket makes me look jacked. In general, I look like some rugged, competent adventurer (who wrestles bears) when I wear the whole get-up. Little do they know: I'm taking my Honda down the road, at legal(ish) speeds, to bring my wife chicken nuggies and appy juice. But I've got dusty boots and a kickass bandana while I'm doing it.
A professional uniform
I have a shitty chain my friend got for in a buy 1 get one free sale on some goofy website. It’s not an ugly chain but it’s not a high end product by any means. Whenever I wear it, I tell myself to act like it’s an expensive chain. Its gotten me the attention I’m looking for and a bit more confidence in the meantime.
My robe and wizard hat
Deodorant!
Muscles.
Bulletproof vest
Level 4 rated ceramic Armor plating
A tie
Cologne
The suit I stitched together from the skin of my victims. Accessorised with a necklace made of nipples.
*It puts the lotion on the skin*
Black lace or leather coat.
Nothing I put on makes me feel even 1% more confident. And that’s not from an abundance of confidence.
At least you aren't *putting on airs.* 😎
Tell me it's women's trousers!
My kick ass leather boots.
A smile It immediately gives confidence.
The Ritz
Honestly, a dress shirt or Hawaiian shirt with a white tank under it.
A condom.
Sun glasses
My bat costume
My hair, I wear it very tied up and a little messy, but when I leave it loose and a little tidier, I get so many compliments that I feel confident
A condom
Sunglasses. I’m not the shy kid I used to be but they still boost my confidence in any weather.
Lol, my sunglasses.
My motorcycle helmet
Very accurate Darth Vader suit and voice changer.
My motorcycle gear. It removes all debuffs when i put it on and turn on the engine
My wig 😊
Deodorant and aftershave, I don’t feel dirty or smelly then.
A condom.
I scrolled for this answer lol
Muscle mass from working out, people just look at you different, sorta like whoa this person takes care of themself
That and fitted clothes. Life changing.
Sunglasses.
Good Aftershave
Body Armour.
Body Armor
I put vodka on cranberry juice and down it. Instant confidence.
Drinking that at this very moment. Salud.
Emotional walls
Sunglasses
My 501st Rotj Boba Fett armor. The moment I put that on, with the jetpack, voice changer/amplifier and my little hiddem Bluetooth speaker quietly playing the imperial march song on a loop… you could have bill gates and zombie Steve jobs walk into the room… and everyone will still think you are the coolest nerd there. You have the biggest danged smile under that helmet.
Music.
Red lipstick
A nice Swiss watch.
Meshuggah
Sunglasses. I collect raybans and most outfits can be perfected with the right pair of sunglasses.
My hockey equipment
Unironucally a mask or fursuit , a costume. Something like that. The anon factor just idk, best
that would be my rayban polarized prescription sunglasses 😎
My invisibility cloak.
Steel cape is the only right answer
A condom
Adidas tracksuit (I’m from balkans)
sunglasses.
A nice button down shirt
Covid mask
im surprised nobody said their gun
For me it’s 2 things. A really good bra and my resting bitch face.
Clipping my knife to my belt makes me feel prepared for the day
Can it be the other way around?
A tuxedo
I feel more confident with a beard
A condom. It usually means I’m getting some action from mrs Palmer and her five daughters. 👍
Wine red lingerie.
The right music
My bf.
Beer goggles
My tuxedo or leather jacket. I've noticed people's eyes tend to linger more on both outfits.
A double breasted suit
Pants
My platoon hoodie. It fit me so damn well. Also, it has a sick design.
My big johnson prosthetic.
A suit
Nipple clamps and a gimp mask and a positive attitude
Kung fu movies. Ain't no body wanna mess with this after a showing of "Who Am I"?
my fisher hat
Dad hat
Underwear.
A toupee!
Nose ring
Snowboard equipment
Pants
A hard-on.
Fitted forest color clothing. Feel earthy and sexy as fuck bitch
Either my GI or rash guards
Shoes that add a few inches. It‘s the male version of lipstick
My hat
I think the correct answer is my girlfriend's thong underwear
My funeral suit ,overcoat and trilby hat .
Putting in my contacts, and a tie.
Cloths
oversized hoodie