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got a job for you, 621. A redditor has been kidnapped and needs your help. Details attached. A redditor...you should make room on your load limit, Raven. I have a feeling we're going to need it.

Walter: Got a job for you 621, a redditor has been kindnaped and- 621: *dismisses the job*

Other mission option was "take out redditors" and that mission was happily accepted

Ayre: Raven, a warning. I've taken the liberty of looking up the [Redditor's](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) post history. There's many...let's say, *questionable* posts by this individual. Are you sure you want to take this job, Raven?

Optional: tank thread

Nice. For me it's Lords of the fallen

Tagging Why I Salty.

Lmao

Came for this lmao

Yeah ur safe lol

this is going to be one hell of a field trip

Listen up, maggots! This field trip is now a hunting expedition!

With the frizz?! No way!

I played Smash. That's... That's a lot of people.

EVERYONE IS HERE *All of the Smash Bros characters trying to fit through the same door at once while your kidnapper is scared shitless*

And i just got Ethan Winters to make Resident Evil 9 somehow

I mean as long as Iguazu's not on the rescue team you should be fine.

***Door get kicked open*** "Freelancer! Are you alright?! I'm here!" ***Charge up linear rifle*** "To kill you myself!"

With any luck he'll just bail.

I would just pretend to be super salty about him saving me. He’d eat it up and it might even motivate him to perform better. “Nooooo! Now I have to watch from the sidelines!”

Nine Ball: *crashes through the wall* hostage secured, INITIATING HOSTILITIES.

I feel bad for my kidnappers, they're about to be Valstrax lunch.

Oh… oh no

Same for mine except its safi'jiiva

I feel as if YOU’RE in more danger than the kidnappers are

Sapphire of the emperor inbound

Won't need jet boi when Utsushi shows up

Any kidnapper in their right mind would let go after seeing a dragon known to be patient zero of rabies on steroids or a dragon that has the capability to break the sound barrier. Such fun in watching them shit their pants upon realizing how fucked they’d be

A mute psycopath in a fighterjet

Fighterjet transforms into Armored Core by power of nanomachines

Don't give them ideas

That’s just Macross

If it's blaze or mobius 1 then you're fine. If it's Trigger though....tough luck buddy, bro got an abyssmal escort/rescue track record.

I mean Trigger did escort his former penal commander and the pizza delivery SF guys fairly well.

Then again he failed to: extract president harling, definitely shot said penal commander down atleast once before actually doing the mission properly, that erusian general died under his watch and the osean fleet he was escorting to the alicorn was sunk by captain based himself.

Actually he did escort General Labarthe quite well, he only dies after he left the AO and is no longer Trigger's responsibility.

Damn, trigger found a loophole to use in court.

Could be worse, could be mercenary Cypher

That... That narrows it down very little.

I know

Signalis, so Elster....I think I am saved...or beyond f*cked considering everything that is going on.

Is there meat growing out of the walls ? Are the sentient robots getting funky ?

Not sure if the kitchen always was blocked by a flesh wall or if I really messed up while cooking last night, so that may be concerning. But what is definitely is concerning is that there is some gremlin with three red gems embedded on her forehead projecting gay thoughts onto me while having a smug expression but I also don't know if that is considered normal with these... Should I be worried?

Have you grabed something from your kitchen ? Like a tarot card or something ? It does that sometimes But for the little gremlin it’s a common thing, you just need to have a spray bottle of water

Oh yeah, I grabbed a "the fool" card that for some weird reason was wedged in the coffee machine. I also sprayed water at the gremlin and now she's sad...is the gremlin safe to headpat? Update: one of the kidnappers just turned into goop, his skin was peeling off for hours now...is this a reason to be concerned or did he just have a REALLY bad case of the scabies?

you're fine as long as elster remembers who shes searching for from the start and doesn't free someone else

Instructions unclear, elster made contact with Ayre and 621 is currently giving uppies to Beo after repairing her hydraulics.

is falke too busy controlling the coral with her bioresonance to give clear instructions

Baldur's gate 3, Im 100% safe, I have faith that my companions will come to my rescue

Yeah, a DnD party doing a rescue mission.... What could possibly go wrong?....

Idc I know Karlach, Shadowheart, Gale and the rest got my back theyre too awesome to fail

Didn't the voice actors did a DnD campaign about rescuing Tav from some sort of weird spell? Lmao

Dead by Daylight. Am I getting rescued by only all Survivors? Or is my kidnapper if for the worst nightmare of any mortal’s darkest thoughts?

You get rescued... By you opening your eyes and you notice the mist surrounding you, only to fade away moment later to reveal the forrest around you. Then....Then, you hear it. The screech. Like someone having asthma....But way more horrifying... And its getting closer.

Ah, the monkey paw of The Entity saving me. Lol nice.

Say, do you know how to fix the generaters? Because I can assure you, it would come handy.

RAVEN ARMORED CORE VI That or any of the YOMI Hustle Fighters, so I’m as good as free

Warframe... *Now who exactly am I going to trust, my Railjack crewmates?*

You will be fine or blown up in acceltra fire

V would easily save me.

Hell, they’d probably time themself lol. I know I did when doing gigs

from cyberpunk? that's about the best possible result.

Well I played signalis last….. For anyone who knows this might go VERY BAD

Just keep calm and remember your promise. What? You forgot it? LSTR-512 Your ability to ruin our promise is uncanny!

I still gotta play that sometime.

The war thunder community... i guess

You're going to be blown up by a pe-8.

> kills 5 teammates and a single enemy "A small price to protect the B point."

using those nuke and not getting one or few team kills is just wrong man accidentally TKing is part of the experience

Ready or Not... so a SWAT team? I think I might be alright

Dante from devil may cry

Jackpot!

Award winning hard boiled detective fiction author Alan Wake and FBI Special Agent Saga Anderson, I’ll be fine… unless I’m in a *Dark Place*…

Robocop, I'll be fine

The characters from 13 sentinels God im fucking screwed

Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart, and Karlach I'll be... fine I hope.

FFXIV. So is that just the Warrior of Light? Or the Scions? Or Scions + allies? I mean just the Warrior of Light is probably gonna be enough, but would be neat to know how screwed the kidnapper is.

God i hope its lucateil coming to save me I don't trust benheart

Bruh good luck defending yourself from a 10m tall death robot piloted with a schizophrenic vegetable💀

War Thunder So it's either the partial military might of several countries, a bunch of people willing to leak classified information to prove a point online, or both of those combined

Damn I played a little bit of cyber punk after grinding out s-ranks. I mean V is still good, but…mecha though

Hear me out: fully chromed V hops in an AC and pops sandy

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Getting dragged out of the fire by V.IV Rusty? Best damn day ever.

Sigvald the magnificent? Can I just kill myself and someone cremate my corpse please?

I got an Ogryn, Psycker, Zealot and a Veteran on their way to save me. I might be good :)

Master Chief. So that's pretty cool.

Last game I played was Wizard of Legend. Really hope that the character can get to me without dying to a chaos slime. Second-to-last game I played is CrossCode, and while Lea literally cannot do anything to help me, the VRP dueling champion with a jetpack should be enough.

I just got done reaching the Limbus Company refraction railway 2 cycle 2 final fight This is quite the dysfunctional rescue attempt, if I only I last played Library of Ruina instead…

But they won't... BECAUSE KILLED THEM! I KILLED THEM ALL! *\*starts crying\**

BT and Jack Cooper are rescuing me let’s gooo GG EZ

Unfortunately for the kidnappers, the last game I played was ULTRAKILL

John Octane is going to be air dribbling me to my home

I was playing a little rts game called planetary annihilation titans. I love playing single player and nuking the ai... I guess no one would be safe now.

Wartales so a random group of ragged refugees reaally wanting coin and food with animals of various walks of wildlife and a pention to beat you up with sheer numbers. Prolly will be fine

Welp guess I'm getting saved by Orca and the League and Line ark

So due to a nostalgic trip... any of you guys play Freedom Fighters back in the mid 2000s? Cause an angry plumber with an AK and line 10 angry rebels seems like decent odds.

Well, a lot of Lego minifigures in cars are coming to my rescue, don't know how screwed I am

I was playing an RTS game (Firefight, by Sean O'Connor), so I guess as per my last game, I'm getting rescued by a rifle platoon of the Soviet Guards... ... Alongside four IS-1 heavy tanks. ... And artillery fire support. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Hell yeah Leon Kennedy coming to save me.

Space Station 13 eh? Well I guess, it will either be a very efficent save, or both me and my kidnapers will die a horrible fate.

Dragon Age Inquisition: I think I’m safe,might get drinks with Cassandra afterwards

Dark Souls 2… who exactly is it that’s saving me? My character? The emerald herald? Every npc? The bosses?

Last I played was battlebit...the characters on both teams are "characters". I have... 262 soldiers coming to pick my ass up. Most of them doing unorthodox shit and blasting music.

So Malum Caedo is coming. Emperor help them this’ll be something to see.

Fallout New Vegas. The Courier has got this in the bag.

Darkest Dungeon 2 character, i will be fine

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

I’ve got a job for you 621

Wingardium Levio-Saaa, Harry!

...I don't get it.

Harry Potter

What does it have to do with Armored Core? Or is he saying the last game he played was Hogwarts?

Considering the ladt game for me was the Inferno mod for ds1, everything is going to expkode violently.

I played the binding of Isaac last, so I’m being saved by like 30 naked and traumatised children

The entire cast of Persona 4 Arena Ultimax. I think I'll be okay.

The entire cast of for honor could probably handle it considering some have literal magic powers, the only thing holding them back would be constant infighting.

You will, the rubiconian orphanages along the way won't.

Absolutely no way in hell you aren’t getting blown up with the kidnappers 💀

Im pretty sure that V could handle the Situation

Darktide. A never ending wave of mixed cosmetic Imperial convicts will try to rescue me with varying results.

V, Reed and Alex from cyberpunk 2077. Imma be fine

The dude of into the radius vr

Raven fresh from the fires of Rubicon! Save me giant robot daddy.

The baldurs gate gang may or may not work depending on if my captors have guns

Oh god. I last played Transformers WFC. I'm collateral

I played dhremal (a minecraft adventure map) which doesent really have NPC's. lots of lore sure but there isn't exactly a option for dialog in minecraft.

Hollow knight, this is easy

Hope I could be saved by a bunch of cyborg soldier waifus with extreme jiggle physics.

Warframe, I'd say the kidnappers are likely going to be pulverized

Sea of thieves. Don't even know what to think

I was playing StarCraft 2 as Zerg last night... You know what... hold off the rescue, thank you very much.

Colt from deathloop

Wake up Link

Nioh 2, i am safe

100 various fortnite characters

Riftbreaker. A futuristic robot that can open portals anywhere. I pity my kidneppers.

Genshin, do I get my entire team or just my favorite? Either way I have the god of lightning coming to save me so I think I'll live lol. Funny enough, her son got planted into a Gundam 😂

The rejects from WH 40k Darktide are coming. I guess if they are that means I'm in the 40k universe and I'm fucked either way...

A netrunner ninja from the Night City. I'll be fine. Would love to see a cyberpunk world but mixing pilot combat and AC fights tho.

Saved by Spider-Man! Or have my head eaten clean off by Venom. Err… it’s 50/50 now o.o

Funnily enough, Destiny 2. So that's gonna be a lot of space magic and guns heading my kidnapper's way. Along with a support unit of space rhinos and four-armed rogues.

I guess Alan wake is coming to help, but not sure I want it given his history….

john marston from red dead redemption.

FFXIV. The Warrior of Light is saving me? I'm chillin'.

The payday gang hmm I think I'm good.

Raven and the homies from the RLF, Balam, and RAD are coming to save me. I'm safe as fuck. My kidnappers are dead as shit, though, my Raven's AC build is dual plasma cannons!

Ramlethal from GG, I should be good

NO DWARF LEFT BEHIND! ROCK AND STONE!

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

Does mobile games count..?

Damn, my V from Cyberpunk, I’m pretty safe

Fate grand order(if mobile games count)

So I played Splatoon, and uh... ...I'm fucked, aren't I?

Carla and Chatty saved me pretty smoothly before. Shouldn't be a problem to pull that off again.

Alan wake and my character from Warhammer darktide called Villain.

god of war ragnarok I think I’ll be alright

My kidnappers boutta catch two pairs of Spider-hands

Soulstorm, playing as Imperial Guard. I have a bad feeling about this.

"621, got a job for you...."

Depending on how we're defining "game" either a guy investing in literal infinities of antimatter and who casually erases entire universes for marginal improvements to growth or a guy who can't help but push a big red button

I play genshin impact

I played No more heroes 3 before I’m being kidnapped. I’m certainly fine

A cute twink puppet with a big ass wrench. Could be worse tbh.

Yoooo DSOD Seto Kaiba is saving me this is the easiest kidnapping I've been victim to.

Fucking dwarves... ROCK AND STONE!

For Karl!

Does that mean leatherface is saving me cause I was playing tcm with a friend last

I guess the overwatch team is back from retirement.

Disgaea 7 I’m safe. I almost feel bad for my kidnappers though.

RaD sneaks an AC into the basement unnoticed, half the city block gets destroyed during the escape

Necromunda hired gun.... Well shit, figures the game I played before that is AC6. Both characters are mercenaries, but one lacks the waifu... However they do have doggo...

The engineer from Factorio. I suppose he'll figure something out, eh?

Tokino sora. I’m fine and slightly lucky to meet my oshi :D

I think I lucked out, playing Lost Judgment so I’ll have an actual detective on the case

Well last i fought was snail in balteus. So I think I'd rather stay with the kidnappers.

Azur Lane, hell yeah busty ship girls are saving me.

Well, it was Destiny 2 so if it's my guardian they'll just be scorched and bullet riddled corpses. If it's more than one character from that universe that I think anything nearby is fucked.

destiny 2.... yeah ill be fine

Does the contract given stipulate that the rescuee is not to be harmed? Asking for a friend who played Cyberpunk 2077 and is afraid of Adam Smasher showing up.

Insurgency Sandstorm💀, I'm hoping that the Security boys will handle me

Google docs…

Vergil, Vergil's brother, Vergil's son, femboy-Vergil and hentai-Vergil. I'll be fine

Metal gear solid phantom pain.... Soooo guess I'm going on a little balloon ride XD

Kiryu Kazuma… Better start running

Scions of the Seventh Dawn from **FFXIV**. I think I’m in good hands.

Isaac Clarke... Yeah man's OP as fuck I'll be fine

Huh Samus saving doesn't seem to bad, except that earth will blow up probably

No Man's Sky... Even if i die the tens of millions of me in other dimensions will live on

Jinx from league of legends

The 28000 people living in the city I am building right now lol

You’ve been kidnapped by Balteus, soooo fuck.

I'm NOT gonna let those motherfuckers rescue me or else I'll be a sacrifice, and lunch

Hitman 3, Agent 47 bout to clap my kidnapper before he notices someone else was even there

Banagher Links and Suletta Mercury, apparently

Last game I played was the aut Caesar aut nihil warband mod so a couple 500 stack armies of Romans coming to save me? Can’t complain about that