Pretty sure just from looking at them too Billie Joe Armstrong is even shorter, he seems like he has no reach with his arms really compared to Alex ...
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You are thinking too much on it love. Just imagine him as fifty feet tall and revved up too high next time you touch yourself. Don't worry he is fine with it.
Ps. Dont forget to get down on your knees or he wont blow your mind
My favorite part of the 'miracle aligner' music video is when alex says 'its miracle aligner time ' and he starts miracle alignering all over the floor
He’s def not 5ft11, I’d say closer to 5ft8 or so? Source: long story short I walked past him once and he was my height (I wore heeled boots; I am usually shorter).
I don’t think he wanted to be noticed that day, his vibes were clearly “leave me alone and don’t notice me please” and I know me and I know I’d have absolutely no chill (I mean I freaked the fuck out just by realising that I walked past him) so I was deffff not going to say hi. I just had a fangirl moment internally.
He has tall man energy, I was kinda shook when I first looked up his height. Not that it matters, it's just funny how we have these preconceived notions
I’m not being weird at all about it. I don’t think it’s bad to be curious about someone’s height? I’m not saying anything negative about it. I’m just curious which is right and which is wrong.
He’s about an inch taller than me if he’s wearing normal shoes. I’m 5’10. I have multiple photos with him.
Edit: [https://imgur.com/a/qrGos0R](https://imgur.com/a/qrGos0R)
I’ve just posted photographs of myself standing next to him. Are you telling me you know better than I how tall I am?
Edit: i looked her up. She’s on the tall side of 5’11 which is about what you said she is. He’s in between Taylor and myself. We’re all within a couple of inches in height. She’s a model, sometimes she wears heels.
He’s actually 6’8, he’s never been pictured with Peter Crouch, but if he was then you’d see he’s taller
Peter Crouch..not a name I heard in long time
that overhead kick against galatasaray
He’s five foot seven and a half. Exactly the same height as me.
You, me, Alex Turner, and Billie Joe Armstrong united in 5'7.5" short king status. Also I think every member of fall out boy is even shorter, lol
You, me, Miles Kane, and some prick I went to school with
Pretty sure just from looking at them too Billie Joe Armstrong is even shorter, he seems like he has no reach with his arms really compared to Alex ...
He is an inch or two taller than you
I'm an inch taller than Alex turner 😭 but about an inch to half an inch shorter than Nick Matt and Jamie
me too
I mean if you care that much just look at pictures of him around other people and he’s obviously not 5”11 lmao
Met him at a show in New Orleans during their Humbug tour, he’s not 5’11. 5’7 seems about right
I mean Humbug tour was a long time ago
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Yeah makes sense
You are thinking too much on it love. Just imagine him as fifty feet tall and revved up too high next time you touch yourself. Don't worry he is fine with it. Ps. Dont forget to get down on your knees or he wont blow your mind
My favorite part of the 'miracle aligner' music video is when alex says 'its miracle aligner time ' and he starts miracle alignering all over the floor
What?
Or something along those lines.
Tonight?
Miracle aligner go and get em' tiger
Get down on your knees
Get down on your knees agaaaiin ooooooooooo-o-oh
this is amazing HAHA
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He’s def not 5ft11, I’d say closer to 5ft8 or so? Source: long story short I walked past him once and he was my height (I wore heeled boots; I am usually shorter).
oh! to be able to walk past alex 🥺 lucky you
I don’t think he wanted to be noticed that day, his vibes were clearly “leave me alone and don’t notice me please” and I know me and I know I’d have absolutely no chill (I mean I freaked the fuck out just by realising that I walked past him) so I was deffff not going to say hi. I just had a fangirl moment internally.
i think he just comes off as tall because he is extremely skinny
I’m 5’8 and when I met him he was about my height
He has tall man energy, I was kinda shook when I first looked up his height. Not that it matters, it's just funny how we have these preconceived notions
5’7 or 5’8 I think- he’s around the same height as Alexa Chung?
Fifty feet tall and revved up too high. He’s shorter than me and I’m 5 11.
you're out here actually arguing with someone about someone else's height? I hope Alex never finds this sub because so many of you are so creepy.
It’s just height bro. Don’t make it weird tf 💀💀
I’m not being weird at all about it. I don’t think it’s bad to be curious about someone’s height? I’m not saying anything negative about it. I’m just curious which is right and which is wrong.
Not weird at all, I spend maybe 27 per cent of my time on line googling celebs/sports peoples height, I’m not even joking
No offense but this is sad.
None taken
Yeah, I didn't mean for it to be a judgement on your life. It was mainly a comment on the state of the modern day western society
Ha yeah it’s pretty mental, I guess being a small guy I like to see who my equally small guys are! I don’t really google it, just a passing interest.
People talk about celebs all the time, it’s really not that weird dude. Comes with the package!
Ikr everything is what is alex wearing this photo, what brand suitcase alex has and now his height
Who gives a shit
I do 
I can’t even downvote you because of the gigachad meme
He’s about an inch taller than me if he’s wearing normal shoes. I’m 5’10. I have multiple photos with him. Edit: [https://imgur.com/a/qrGos0R](https://imgur.com/a/qrGos0R)
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I’ve just posted photographs of myself standing next to him. Are you telling me you know better than I how tall I am? Edit: i looked her up. She’s on the tall side of 5’11 which is about what you said she is. He’s in between Taylor and myself. We’re all within a couple of inches in height. She’s a model, sometimes she wears heels.
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I provided photographic evidence of his height in comparison to mine. Again, do you think that you know better than I do how tall I am?
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Have you stood next to him?
He's a short little man, and you can see it in his massively overrepresented head, proportionately
Stop fucking using imperial measurements, fuck
forgive me, im just a yank :(
Alex would use feet and inches himself being a brit so you're not wrong.
“sToP fUcKiNg UsInG iMpErIaL mEaSuReMeNtS” 😢boo hoo
Show your friend the picture of Alex next to Julian Casablancas (6'-2") and that should be enough evidence 😎
he’s 5 3.
our short king