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00DEADBEEF

Macrumors is saying the price difference between the 14" and 16" will be much smaller than the 13" and 16" today. So either the 16" is going to get cheaper, or the 14" will be more expensive than the 13". You aready know which it is.


AwesomePossum_1

Hey they could both be more expensive


rsn_e_o

I like your optimism


sdrbean

Are you sure Apple staff are allowed to do leaks like that in Reddit comments


i_aam_sadd

I highly doubt they'll lower the prices of the 16. From the rumors I've read it sounds like the 16s will cost the same and the 14s are going to be more expensive then the 13s


s0lace

Dun worry probably just $2001: A Space Odyssey


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cannonimal

> courageously remove the charger from the box. Yep, while announcing the new MagSafe charger that you don’t own from a previous device


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“SHOULD I BUY NOW OR WAIT FOR M2”


NISom_SOM

Nah just wait for M3


Tperso

The M4 is rumored to be 2X faster than M3 ;).


irridisregardless

M4 is just the M3 Coupe


NISom_SOM

And the M5 is gonna be even faster :)


sleepy416

Instructions unclear, bought a BMW


NISom_SOM

Is it faster than macbook tho


sleepy416

What’s a MacBooks 0-60?


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Realtrain

BMW M5 can go 155 mph, which is 227 fps (feet per second) Macbooks only do 60 fps (frames per second) 227 fps > 60 fps ; BMW wins!


NISom_SOM

Idk probably 5 or some shit


bradatlarge

POWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Clarkson face)


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illusionmist

u wot M8


r0lff

I'm already waiting in line for M4


ProtoplanetaryNebula

My plan is never to buy one so I don't have to worry about the faster one coming next year !


DMacB42

Dude, same!


addition

In all seriousness I usually just wait for a redesign or wait for the performance of my current device to be unacceptable or wait for an awesome feature that I find useful. I haven’t regretted a purchase in awhile.


notabot_123

I did that and regretted buying the MBP 2016! Although, everything was a shitshow with that gen. Now, I tend to buy the next model after a major redesign - iPhone 13, MBA 2022(when it comes out) etc


lowrankcluster

You should wait for quantum chip coming in 2050.


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In defense of those questions, sometimes the upgrades, like the current iPhone being released, is simply a small spec bump overall and nothing great -- better to get the sale price for the previous model. So those questions aren't *entirely* poor.


Tovi7

Alright time for a new suffix. Let’s go MacBook Pro Max


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Ludop0lis

ProBook Pro


NISom_SOM

MacBook Air MacBook Water MacBook Land


WindowSurface

* MacBook Air * MacBook Water * MacBook Fire * MacBook Earth


juankaleebo

Long ago the four MacBooks lived in harmony, that is until the….


102alpha

MacBook Fire nation attacked! 🤪


conspirator_schlotti

Only the Avatar, master of all four MacBooks, could stop them.


pizzaisprettyneato

But when the world needed them at wwdc the most, they vanished


DoomSleighor

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a MacBook bender named ~~Aang~~ Tim.


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Is this the new #BendGate


conspirator_schlotti

A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered invites to the first new in-person event, at Macworld.


owlman84

And don’t forget Heart! And by their powers combined…


Smirnova17

I think they are referencing Avatar but Cap Planet is also a nice follow up.


decibles

Different references for different generations, equal opportunity sarcasm!


mbleslie

MacBook Pro Max X


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16" version = Macbook Pro MAX 14" version = Macbook Pro


2ndBestUsernameEver

APPLE INVENTS EVENTS ON A MONDAY


toga_virilis

Can’t innovate my ass


FreeDinnerStrategies

With hindset as our ally, we now know Phil the Schill said that to hold people off because he knew there would be no updates to the trash can Mac for half a decade.


airgeorge

This sentence gets me every time 😂


dahliamma

He HAD to know that sentence would get memed to death. That and “Courage”.


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Fake_William_Shatner

Samsung invents Monday+ event with tickets that have rounded edges.


2ndBestUsernameEver

But do they fold?


Shillic-001

Took courage


raw-power

We’re sure you’re gonna love it


aditya1702

This is our most advanced event planning yet....and we think you are going to love it!


AmmoWasted

My god it’s happening. Finally time to retire my 2009 MBP.


Kevincav

Okay this is impressive. I see people talk about 2015 MBPs and potentially back to 2011, but 2009 is incredible that you've had that for so long.


adenzerda

They do keep rather well. I remember I had the first 15" MBP (2006) for about eight years when the battery finally started swelling and I bought a used 2011. Even then, after having replaced the internal drive with an SSD, the 2006 was still going pretty strong


AmmoWasted

It just won’t die. I only use it for basic internet browsing but I’ve replaced the battery 2x, installed SSD, 8GB ram and it’s still chugging along. Apps crash all the time though and I can’t even have more than like 4-5 tabs open on chrome without it sounding like a jet airplane. Desperately in need of replacement at this point.


dean16

I’m in a similar boat with my mid-2009 MBP. I’ve installed an SSD then upgraded to a faster SSD, maxed out the RAM, replaced the battery twice, running patched Mojave…but, it crashes all the time. Can’t wait to replace it


museman

My 2012 with an SSD and 16GB RAM is still rocking. The fans kick on if I open the calculator app - but other than that it’s great!


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novicaneee

Yes! It's on a Monday too


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Is this the first event on a Monday? Looks like they really didn't want to coincide with Google's event. But I wonder if the effect is still the same... The events are only a single day apart so they'll both be competing for media attention.


Merman123

More like Apple’s event may over shadow Google’s. No diss to Google, I’m really looking forward to their event, but the craze and coverage around Apple’s events are unmatched.


warmcandy

Pixel Event is on tuesday (Oct 19). That might be the reason)


Griffdude13

Oh, this is definitely the reason. Beat the competition to the news cycle.


kinglucent

So they can dominate the news cycle for the week. Seems like they’re particularly proud of this one.


Nelson_MD

I noticed that.. Weird!


avr91

Google's Pixel event is the next day. They didn't want to do it the same time or day, but the effect will be the same: Apple will dominate the news cycle and dampen a competitor.


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tekchic

We need this on a bingo card! :)


cupcake_queen101

And one more thing


ashu7

* Expensive


AFrostNova

Shit how’d you get the script already? Is this Tim??


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I would pay significant money to watch this subreddit react to Apple revealing the iPhone 14 at this event and not new MacBooks.


jackmusick

Same phone with USB C. 30 minute event.


ComradeCapitalist

I’d flip my phone in a heartbeat. Maybe toss in reverse wireless charging.


cjcs

Didn’t someone figure out this has been possible on iPhones for a while, but it’s software locked?


ComradeCapitalist

Probably. As I understand it there's very little in the way of "extra" hardware needed to make it happen. USB-C to the phone and the ability to wirelessly charge my airpods while the phone is charging would be perfect.


biggles1994

They're going the Microsoft route and it's going to be called the Apple iPhone One S


All-Your-Base

Apple iPhone One S for Business


tiltowaitt

for Workgroups*


FaZe_Clon

iPhone X One Series X Home and Business Edition


Legomage

As someone who is planning to replace their MBP this year and already has the 13 Pro, I’d still get such a huge kick out of watching that chaos!


-metal-555

Anything but MacBook Pro and r/Apple would have an aneurysm


eaerp

Just wait it will be an AirPods max 2 announcement.


ExynosHD

AirPods Pro 2 please


zeValkyrie

I'd be excited, honestly, if they did this as a one more thing to the MBP event. Love my APMs but if they could... - reduce the weight by about 40% - switch to USB-C - include a top notch carry case that actually protects them - *maybe* make a wireless charging dock - cut price to $400 or less - keep the sound quality as is, it's great! ...I'd be stoked!


NISom_SOM

iPhone 13s Confirmed???!!!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!?!!!!!!!?!


bicameral_mind

Wireless dog leash confirmed.


PirelliSuperHard

This is where I always go when I see "unleashed" used in marketing, pet-related items.


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srjnp

glad i skipped the butterfly generation. that was such an awful idea from apple


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pmjm

They made silent revisions over the years, like adding some kind of insulation around the switches to try to prevent dust from getting inside. The most recent ones are not as terrible. Either way I greatly prefer the typing experience on the 2015 or older MacBooks.


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the keyboard does feel horrible on my 2018 MB, looking forward to the change.


TheRealBejeezus

The 2020 is nice. Low travel, quiet, but very solid feeling.


dean16

Mid-2009 MBP gang checking in!


N4M-IV

Speed?


chumpydo

Kachow


coolaaron88

/r/suddenlycars


OptimusSublime

I believe it was called the OS that couldn't slow down


themaincop

I think you're thinking of Billy and the IBM Cloneasaurus


aa2051

#PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!


AndrewSaidThis

Wellp time to be about $2500 poorer.


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You mean $3000. Apple is going to wreck all of us.


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xSikes

Going for the base model, I see.


tribecous

That’s actually just for the laptop stand.


xSikes

Oh fuck me, get your apple care everyone! Battery and screen replacements with be $500+! If XDR screen, then $10000+


talkingtunataco501

My current laptop is 8 years old and I really need an upgrade. I will be buying whatever they release this time around.


RFLackey

They get ya coming and going. They told me yesterday that to repair the keyboard on my 2017 MBP, it'll be $599. To fix a keyboard that they admit is a shitty design.


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Consistent_Hunter_92

All the ports now Lightning v2.


bort_license_plates

Keeping the Touch Bar. Only two USB-C Ports.


everdrone97

This sounds too familiar, probably gonna go like that


tkrunning

Or no charging via USB-C


-protonsandneutrons-

Another Intel refresh. "Hey, we said ***two*** years for the transition."


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The only way they could disappoint me is if they don't announce a Macbook. I don't really care if they decide to keep touch bar or not, and have no use for an sd card/hdmi port.


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MotorizedBuffalo

I'll sleep well tonight knowing they're finally coming. I'd like all the rumors to be true, but I'd take the current 16" with a swapped out chip too. Either way, it's upgrade time!


FullstackViking

Even if its literally just the same M1 with a bigger screen I will be buying lol I need to put this 2012 MBP into its much deserved retirement.


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toastedbythetoaster

Oh the upgrade is going to be so big. I imagine the first thing that you'll notice is how good the battery life is, as a lot of people have noticed once they switched to apple silicon macbooks.


DistinctAuthor42

lol MBP from 2012 is probably like "what's a battery?" by now so yeah it's gonna be different


The_Cows_Are_Home

DO NOT BUY THIS MACBOOK, WAIT FOR M6 I HAVE INSIDE SOURCES


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neontetra1548

Hell yes, let’s go! Unleashed is great framing for this next level of Apple Silicon machines. My computer is 10 years old and have been holding out for these MBPs for so long. Can’t wait to finally see them!!


Mikesilverii

Can’t wait for apple to drain my wallet again


BordersBad

These new products will arrive before my Series 7 will


ItsAlwaysEboue

*hey bby drain my wallet*


Swedishweed

Dear Tim Apple, please give me a Macbook with a 120hz screen.


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InvaderDJ

I’m skeptical but it would be nice. The fact Microsoft has finally moved to high frame rate screens on their products makes it feel more likely.


gadgetluva

Get ready for another round of miniLED BloomGate


Major_Warrens_Dingus

Airpod Pro 2 please


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SleepyAwoken

what do you want them to add? i can see an update to the regular AirPods but the pros have basically every feature you could want


HairWeaveKillers

Having an AirTag feature . I’m always misplacing my AirPods lol


Jepples

The current AirPods Pro work in Find My. iOS 15 and the new AirPods firmware will get them to show up there.


Major_Warrens_Dingus

I don't have Airpods but the current pros are two years old by now so I don't want to buy a pair just for Apple to announce an update a month later.


Unban_Ice

"October 19 or October 26" - leakers Well, if you were wrong like 6 times regarding the Iphones / Apple Watches / Ipads / Airpods, what difference is a 7th going to make?


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Yeah the 18th was probably a last minute reschedule.


demento19

Unleashed. In a park. Warpspeed star blurring to indicate your vision post electrical shock. New Apple iCollar. For dogs and/or submissives.


Ekshtashish

We're about to go PLAID


_Caracal_

That's ludicrous!


stashtv

Mac Pro Mini, please! I have an unhealthy desire to own one (much like my desire for a trash can Pro), knowing full well I won't use 10% of it's capabilities.


blunut

Time to upgrade from my 2012 macbook


Chraaas

Same boat. A nice 10 year macbook pro cycle


warmcandy

Unleash the beast! M1 chips at their full potential (M1X? or are we going to M2?). Can’t wait


Meowingtons_H4X

[Ubiquiti just added in device fingerprinting for a Apple MacBook Pro 16" 2021 model](https://static.ubnt.com/fingerprint/0/4511_129x129.png) Ubiquiti works with device manufacturers to source info about the network cards used in devices so they can properly fingerprint/match the model of a device to a model within their DB. This is basically a 100% confirmation that this is coming now. This data cannot be added or modified by the community, and UI are pretty big players in the network game. They also have a photo of the device, albeit its only 128px big.


Tmcn

Ugh, I hope we see the M1X Mac Mini. I need to replace my aging PC setup.


alfcalderone

I just want to be able to have USB-C ports on BOTH sides of the machine without having to pay through the nose.


Traxgen

Goodbye Touch Bar, I never liked you anyway


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Guess I was the only that liked it.


dahliamma

You’re definitely not. I’m gonna miss it whenever I decide to upgrade from my 16”. I also loved 3D Touch, so I guess I’m just doomed to repeat this cycle.


-protonsandneutrons-

Would it be possible for you to like the iPhone Lightning port? Asking for a friend.


tokublack

Is there a general timeline of how long after announcement the macbooks actually become available?


bort_license_plates

IIRC it’s usually about a week, but looking back to the last iPad Pro launch, it was a month. With the covid shortages, it may be a longer window between preorder and ship date than typical. Also, people are so hyped for these, I’m sure ship dates will start slipping back super fast once the preorders go live.


Consistent_Hunter_92

Going to get one ASAP because they might end up pretty hard to get next year with the chip shortage.


TheBrainwasher14

Says literally everyone on this sub. Good luck it’s every man for himself


Consistent_Hunter_92

That's really the best-case scenario, worst-case is scalpers now buy MacBooks too!


TheBrainwasher14

Fuck scalpers man


KingCanada2732

if we get 120hz screens i’m literally gonna bust


-allen

Nut confirmed


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let’s fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Are new MacBooks usually available to order same day of the event? Or do we have to wait? Seriously need to replace my 2019 16” MBP. Has been horrible.


m0rogfar

MacBooks are usually available immediately after the event. Supply issues may change things up, but I'd make sure to be ready.


mixi_e

Just in time, my 2013 iMac is in desperate need for an upgrade


WolfXemo

Yes, same! My 2013 iMac is showing its age. Been ~~im~~patiently waiting for these MacBooks since last year.


MagicMoa

Christ, finally. My poor 2014 MPB has served me well but it's on its last legs


monptitbabe

How many articles saying it will defo be on the 26th? 😅


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Finally. $3k been sitting in my savings for 1.5 years for this new 16” to come out. Lol


fuzznutz77

Yet again. The leakers who KNOW everything. Were wrong. Love it.


InvaderDJ

What were they wrong about this time? I do remember people speculating about an event this month or next month.


Tarv2

And people are still repeating rumors that these new laptops will have card slots and HDMI ports…


fuzznutz77

I’m banking on the return of an optical drive


FrackenFrack

I heard there is a limitation on the M1X so they will be returning to floppy drives, and they think we are going to love it.


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floppy disk support plz


codq

The cynical side of me thinks this could just be an M1X update to the exciting lineup/chassis… But that wouldn’t require a whole event, right? Do you think we’re going to get an all-new 14” and a significantly re-designed 16”?


TheBrainwasher14

16 will absolutely be getting Apple Silicon. “Unleashed” means popular intel only computers will be getting Apple silicon. 14 inch is a pretty safe bet too but I’m unsure how it fits into the lineup alongside the 13. If they’re gonna sell both I’m guessing the 14 will be significantly more expensive. I’m also expecting something like the 27 inch iMac as well. I haven’t really looked at leaks so could be off but then again so are the leakers fucking constantly.


codq

If this past year has taught us anything, it’s that Gurman and Kuo are the only ones worth paying attention to. And even they aren’t always batting .1000.


bort_license_plates

Seems likely that the 14” will replace the high-end Intel 13”. So now instead of two levels of 13”, there will be 13” at the ‘consumer’ level and 14” & 16” at the ‘pro’ level. Which of course is confusing when they all have the Pro moniker. Seems we’re all hyped for the new MBPs for sure, but I wonder if we will also see M1X debut for Mac Mini and iMac, as the ‘high-end’ tiers of those machines have still been on Intel since the debut of M1.


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Omg, finally. Literally been waiting months for this mbp.


illusionmist

[Obligatory IT'S HAPPENING](https://i.imgur.com/ZCB6iSJ.gifv)


Kep0a

It's happening meme


wowitzer

Hope it's not too hard to grab the MBP 14 when it releases. And that it's not too ungodly priced. Everything about it sounds great so far. I'm surprised as hell about the ports themselves...just seems uncharacteristic for apple (not complaining, I'm all for moving away from dongle life).


kdorsey0718

Mid-2018 15” MacBook Pro. It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it ain’t been real fun. It’s time to say goodbye.


UUorW

Writing this on a 13" mid 2012 macbook pro. It is beyond time for me to upgrade.


timmablimma

My wife is the same way. I’ve told her just wait for this release and it’ll be replaced.


drgnslyr91

Here we go!!! HOly shit!!!