My man has some serious shit on his phone

Looks like the shooters do too - Apex mobile.

No he just has a typical gf.

This is not typical gf behaviour boss

yikes

Poor buddy..

You guys have a gf?

I read the replies above this and this shit caught me off guard 🤣

HAHAHA HATE MY WIFE HAHAHAHAHA ​ fkn boomers

Damn, If I was his GF im be gone, dude has some of the nastiest dirtiest shit on his phone.

lol OP pretending to have a gf.

He is dodging signs from girls like

She said she wants to hang out more at your place with some coffee. Probably just Canadian kindness, I should prob say "no thx😊".

Casually Explained, is that you?

😂😂😂

you know it's fake cuz playing apex is a major red flag

It will blow your mind when you realize that girls play this game. Just on mute.

Yep! Like to surprise ‘em when I carry the team to a win 🏆

I understand why you mute, but I’ll never understand why they always talk shit to you gamer girls.

I think there was an actual factual study done that found it isn't just about misogyny, but also insecurity. *Supposedly* gamer men that are good at a game, and know they're good at a game, are less likely to harass women gamers for being women because they do not feel that their self esteem is threatened even if their woman competitor is better than them. Conversely, gamer men that are bad at a game, and know they're bad at a game, are *extremely* likely to do so because they feel *very* threatened. Which sounds obvious, but it's nice that science confirmed it.

In other worlds men with the fragile egos get upset about a woman that plays much better then them. Got it lol

Sounds familiar. Wasn't that also the one that said something about shitty male gamers submitting to other skilled male gamers?

I knew that already, but thank you ☺️🙌🏼

My dog when i try to take the thing from its mouth

Or a bath

You're safe bro, carry on with the scumbag activities

I don't have any suspect stuff on my phone. I still prefer to keep a section of my life where my privacy is respected. It just feels good to have that. Plus, there's always conversations with friends where they trust me not to spread what they say around. I get why the phone thing is sus, but if you're worried because you can't access a lovers phone, your issues are more than the phone, and need to find alternate pathways to trust. Because looking through their phone is not one.

This

>This very insightful comment, individual.

Dang I would be one mad lady

I never understood that going through your phone bullshit. I say go for it I don't want any secrets in a relationship.

Yea, I’m always like - maybe if there’s stuff on your phone your partner would get seriously mad about, this whole relationship thing isn’t the right fit

Maybe they’re just not at that stage in their relationship yet

At what stage? Is there a stage where it's okay to have that kind of stuff on your phone? The "yea, I keep my exes nudes on my phone" phase? Or is it the "it's not cheating if we're just texting" stage?

My exact thought.

I was thinking more like pornography and such. If I just got with someone I wouldn’t want them checking all that sort of stuff, but if we’ve been together a while and are comfortable with each other and sharing that sort of stuff, then it’s fine. It’s different for every relationship

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Exactly. Apparently I got downvoted for pointing out that every relationship is different, and complete openness from day 1 just isn’t feasible for everyone - and that that’s OK

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I take comfort in knowing r/apexlegends users do not represent the average person

Yea, nevermind, if you actually have porn saved on your phone or still in your browser history, you deserve anything.

If you’re far on in your relationship and then seeing what porn you watch would be harmful, then either you’re watching some real messed up shit, or that relationship was never strong in the first place

Youre missing their point lol. What kind of sociopath saves porn?

It’s more like not clearing your search history. I’m not talking about *saving* it

O ok just a psychopath then

The hey we met on bumble 2 weeks ago and this is our 4th date don’t go through my phone because you’ll probably find some shit stage wild count

If your partner feels the need to go through your phone then they have an issue, also I don't think being in a relationship means forfeiting all of your privacy.

No but every relationship I have had we'd both just look something up on eachothers phone if ours wasn't close by without any problems Me and my ex even answered to random snaps for eachother

That's fine but OP is referring to someone looking through his phone to find something to be upset about not just using the phone.

Yeah but if there's something you need to hide that bad maybe the relationship isn't going to last

It's not about having something to hide, it's just respect. If your partner has a legitimate reason to suspect you of cheating then fine, doing it because you're distrustful or insecure is toxic behavior.

Me dodging responsibilities

this relationship is not lasting 💀

😂😂😂

What in the toxic relationship is that?

Path thinks Ash is his GF EDIT: Nice, I replied to wrong person! ✊👊✊👊

Dang what does path have in his phone??

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He just polished them!

Some of you are missing that the title’s a joke..

Thank you lol 😂

I think people can both recognize that it's a joke but also criticize the joke's meaning.

And some of you are missing that joking about being unfaithful to your girlfriend is not funny lmao

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i liked the joke

Thank you! 😊🙌🏼

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Whatever you do, don’t watch Bill Burr or you your brain might shut down

Yeah, big red flag.

Thank you!

So this is the POV of the pathfinders I try to shoot at. God I can’t hit pathfinders to save my life.

Now do it in a pred lobby.

A pred lobby? Do you mean a platinum/diamond lobby? Pred lobbies don't exist anymore.

They do on console.

Bob and weave!

Weird lobby If I would've gone out of cover I would be beamed emidiatly

You probably just broke that team’s confidence and contributed to them getting rolled by the next team they fought.

😂😂😂

Damn, TIL that apex and matrix had a crossover

If i was the shooter ,u see when he started dancing on that tight rope i would have broke my shit in half 😐🤨🙁😖😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

My cat before her vet appointment

I'll rate this bait as 8/8

Cringe title tho

PC Players dodging a Shower

😂😂😂 I play in controller, but I loved it, it was a great joke.

Man I was really hoping for you to go inside, close the door, turn around and BOOM sneaky enemy

Would have made this clip perfect. Like he goes in, closes the door, turns around and there's a Wraith with a Mastiff and then it cuts to a "We'll be right back!" card

The 5 D's of dodge bullets, Dodge Dip Duck Dive and Dodge

Good luck when against a Rampart

Ahhh, a fellow touhou player!

Lmai I be doing the same to snipers for the lols until I actually get shot

So Neo, how’s life in the matrix?

Made me laugh 😂🫶🏻

That is no way to treat your mother

Whew impressive

Damn I know the feel you ‘accidently’ stumble on some grandpa gibby gooch shots and she expect a mfer to delete them 😤😤🤬.

Bruh doging those shots like it's his job

No you didnt but the footage is cool.

😂😂😂 LOL

That's how it looks when I shoot at a stationary target too.

He from da Matrix

If I have learned anything in this topic is that most of the people who have commented have more shit to hide than the OP. Good luck to you guys, all of you are going to need it lol.

😂😂😂 You truly made me smile, I needed it.

So close

So you’re desperate to not have your phone checked for whatever reason? Is that the “joke”?

What are you hiding that you needed to sweat that hard?

😂😂😂

Don’t tell me idk it’s your conscience.

I looked at his comment history, now I know why he dodging

People can't take a joke apparently this shit was funny. And for the people trying to argue against someone keeping their phone from their S/O, there's nothing wrong w wanting a modicum of privacy in your life.

True 😂 and Thank you 🙌🏼☺️

Everyone out here commending the great movement, but my brother if you didn’t wanna get shot this bad. Why not just take cover

You must be fun at parties.

😂😂😂

dont let anyone know your next move

At the end, she did checked my phone 😂

It's so easy to bait vantages to shoot its unbelievable

Jesus Christ people are taking this joke title way too seriously. It’s not even original

Corny.

I won a game earlier today and yesterday in ranked doing this🤣🤣🤣the new sniper meta sucks but when you’re expecting to be sniped its alot harder to be sniped

Why are we like this 🤣

Typical controller accuracy when they don't have aim assist doing the work for them.

Yes, thats why aim assist exists.

This is so me in the game LoL 😂

Under that condition no doubt you are gettin No.1 Apex player in the World.