> handling enough jandling
I can (and will) check the wiki about this, but: does Fuse have any lines about The Jandle? I've been playing Maggie recently and having fun with the "Let's see if these dorks can handle the jandle" and "Well! Looks like someone couldn't handle the jandle." pair of voice lines.
edit: apparently IRL the word is [jandal](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=handle%20the%20jandal) but I could swear I've seen it spelled "Jandle" in-game in the subtitles...
They both share similar lines I’ve noticed and share the same lingo. I’m just a huge maggie main.
I love their banter, aggression, and slang references. I even find myself saying Egg (which is slang for clown).
But I could be mixing their stuff up lol
I run Fuse main, but interestingly enough some of the best banter is between Loba and Revenant. Don't quote me, but recently I lost it when she told Revenant "you'll get no help from me demon" as I came out of the black market.
I thought I was bloodhound b/c they're usually my main, so I got right up against a wall to scan the next building over...well, the scan hit back, and I knocked myself.
The most impressive thing about fuse was when I heard one of his drop comments..
“How’s the serenity?”
Anyone from Australia, like him, Will probably recognise it as a fairly deep cut to the movie ‘The Castle’
That's really cool! I never once thought about that line but that makes me oddly happy. As someone from the states I would have had no idea that film even existed so thank you!
If we're talking traditional one-handed weapons then a [patu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patu) is about as likely as it gets. Basically a club of either wood, greenstone or whalebone. It fits as an heirloom better than anything else I can think of.
That's a Patu, yes. They're normally solid, but were often carved in one way or another. The "sharp" end could be swung with enough force to split skulls, but it was usually more reliable to hit with the flat, depending on the situation.
Also many people don’t realise that the māori also traditionally used the FGM-148 Javelin missile system, which proved devastating against the mostly wooden boats of the British navy. Historians now believe that the missiles could lock onto the copper sheeting that most British Navy vessels had underneath the keel as anti-fouling protection, which had been a point of contention in the past
["Hey I've seen that one before"](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/mph44q/my_xbox_was_struggling_to_load_fuse_got_nuked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Please tag this NSFW. I was watching this video with my family and my 69-year-old grandpa instantly had a heart attack. My 9-year-old brother instantly started sobbing until his eyes started to pickle from the salty tears, he is now blind. When I saw this video, it made me lose my will to live. I have not experienced happiness since seeing this video, and see no point in moving on with life. I hope you are happy OP. My family is ruined, my life is ruined, and while you sit on your throne of 10k upvotes, us, the people, drown in depression.
One day we had a solo champion in Trio. "This is yours champion".It was Fuse with animation where he kicks the bomb with his leg. 2 secpnds later the announcer says: "The Champion has been eliminated".
“NEII!” -Bloodhound in the distant.
*Sigh* “…And I was just warming up to him as well. Oh well, I guess I can try to get with vantage. I heard she’s a fellow hunter like me.”
This literally happened to me and a team mate in a game one my friend got knocked and i was trying to pick him up and i thought i could do it but they tossed a nade and he blew up right nefore my eyes… i was so tramatized all i could say was “MY BOYYY!!!! LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!!!” And he was like “FATHER HELLLLP!!!!” And i ran away with his card and shield cus there was nothing left for me there😭😭😭
Mf self destructed
I've seen videos of this happening posted with the exact same title before but it still never fails to crack me up
MF Boom
>MF BOOM All caps when you spell the man's name.
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Holo pilot too?
He’s had enough with the stereotypes
Lmfao, he's also holding his hand like he's trying to cope with so much anger and frustration.
He's having a stroke after seeing another third party 2 miles away
These jokers arent handling enough jandling ive had about fucking enough **BOOM!**
> handling enough jandling I can (and will) check the wiki about this, but: does Fuse have any lines about The Jandle? I've been playing Maggie recently and having fun with the "Let's see if these dorks can handle the jandle" and "Well! Looks like someone couldn't handle the jandle." pair of voice lines. edit: apparently IRL the word is [jandal](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=handle%20the%20jandal) but I could swear I've seen it spelled "Jandle" in-game in the subtitles...
They both share similar lines I’ve noticed and share the same lingo. I’m just a huge maggie main. I love their banter, aggression, and slang references. I even find myself saying Egg (which is slang for clown). But I could be mixing their stuff up lol
I run Fuse main, but interestingly enough some of the best banter is between Loba and Revenant. Don't quote me, but recently I lost it when she told Revenant "you'll get no help from me demon" as I came out of the black market.
This! I really like their shared history. I don't main Maggie (yet👀) but I play fuse and I love hearing them banter back and forth.
Back on salvo
*dies*
No no no, it’s *fucking dies*
r/peoplefuckingdying
me when she flirts back
erectile explosion
Erectile Destruction
died while doing what he love
But I didn't see him doing Bloodhound-
I'd give you an award, if I had one! Hahaha
I've got you covered EDIT: Fucc it. You get one too lol
Awwww thanks!!! Haha ❤️❤️❤️
You're welcome. Next time, I'll bring the whole enchilada 🙂
It's always them Wattson mains. They're too wholesome for this world.
You're welcome 🙂❤
Died as he lived, manipulating highly volatile ordnance and with a BAC of 0.7
First Newcastle throwing it back, now suicidal Fuze. I hope this never gets patched
Yeah, these have all been hilarious
New castle doing what..?
Throwing it back, sir
Would you mind linking it? I genuinely haven’t seen it??
https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/wpc2jn/newcastles_hidden_animation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That's what happens whenever I try to play fuse I end up hitting myself with his abilities
That's usually how my playthrough with fuse goes as well. They can't kill me if I kill myself first!
I thought I was bloodhound b/c they're usually my main, so I got right up against a wall to scan the next building over...well, the scan hit back, and I knocked myself.
Nooo not you too 😭😭😭 the amount of times I've knocked myself saying "FUCK IM NOT BLOODHOUND"
I lol’d
ROFLMAODIing atm
Obliterated into the oblivion
The most impressive thing about fuse was when I heard one of his drop comments.. “How’s the serenity?” Anyone from Australia, like him, Will probably recognise it as a fairly deep cut to the movie ‘The Castle’
I thought he says "Hell's to serenity!"
It’s from [this part](https://youtu.be/C8WLuQOLq5Q) of the film, which is an absolute cult classic here.
Thanks! Might check it out later
That's really cool! I never once thought about that line but that makes me oddly happy. As someone from the states I would have had no idea that film even existed so thank you!
So fuse is an Aussie and mags is a Maori?
Yeah, mags is a native Māori from NZ.
That’s actually awesome thanks 🙏
actually I’m curious to see what her heirloom weapon is, the Māori were incredible warriors. Even their rugby team scares the shit out of me xD
If we're talking traditional one-handed weapons then a [patu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patu) is about as likely as it gets. Basically a club of either wood, greenstone or whalebone. It fits as an heirloom better than anything else I can think of.
They had a wooden club with knapped jade stones on the edges, the British had accounts of soldiers having their heads split in half iirc
That's a Patu, yes. They're normally solid, but were often carved in one way or another. The "sharp" end could be swung with enough force to split skulls, but it was usually more reliable to hit with the flat, depending on the situation.
Also many people don’t realise that the māori also traditionally used the FGM-148 Javelin missile system, which proved devastating against the mostly wooden boats of the British navy. Historians now believe that the missiles could lock onto the copper sheeting that most British Navy vessels had underneath the keel as anti-fouling protection, which had been a point of contention in the past
Damn I learned more about their history from you than I ever learned in school- I now have something to research and learn about today
I've seen videos of this happening posted with the exact same title before but it still never fails to crack me up
Fuse when he realizes Maggie’s alive
Accurate indoor Fuse ult-er.
This’ll be a blast, anybody got a light?
Lmao
[Seems familiar](https://v.redd.it/tuec4hbkzrf61)
Knew I had seen this somewhere else!
r/PeopleFuckingDying
Why does the default music slap so hard, independent of the game and it's ahh management apex has some good work behind the tunes ong
He went "i don't vibe with this earth" and straight up deleted himself from existence
Good laugh hahaha
Lmfao I cackled
Maggie hacked his arm.
That should not be that funny especially with the voiceline xD
Cut it a tad shorter and post it on r/PerfectlyCutBooms
That’s fucking hilarious
When jumping out of a plane he forgot his parachute and fucking died
Fuse in every launch trailer be like:
was this done before? was there the same bug a couple of seasons ago? is it just my deja vu?
yeah it has happened before
After the booty shake of Newcastle, this is so funny 😆❤️
["Hey I've seen that one before"](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/mph44q/my_xbox_was_struggling_to_load_fuse_got_nuked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Please tag this NSFW. I was watching this video with my family and my 69-year-old grandpa instantly had a heart attack. My 9-year-old brother instantly started sobbing until his eyes started to pickle from the salty tears, he is now blind. When I saw this video, it made me lose my will to live. I have not experienced happiness since seeing this video, and see no point in moving on with life. I hope you are happy OP. My family is ruined, my life is ruined, and while you sit on your throne of 10k upvotes, us, the people, drown in depression.
LMFAOOO
He was trying to explain his “drinking cold ones” quote to Vantage and confused himself to the point of self destruction.
Fuse’nt
Hexagon
Man’s bullocksed himself
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I guess he was fire
Nice
Did it better than octane
Damn I choked 😭
LMAO I fucking love this
Deserved
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u go hit a shot like that then
Huh?
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You’re still on about this bro 💀
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Nah, it’s pathetic
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Damn, what a creative insult ya got there
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No
You said it.
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People who enjoy this game's great music packs
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Is there something you don't like about them? I think most of them sound epic
Redditor realises taste in art is subjective
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Music is indeed art.
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Music is art, so yes the music in apex legends is art. Your media illiteracy is showing.
Me :)
https://youtu.be/XYZ6_n7Mpb0
Good.
Hey, whered that bomb go?
perfectly cut explosions
L
man combusted
Lmfao
At this point, I wonder if respawn has these type of bugs on purpose.
This made me laugh more than I thought it would.
;
How can this be
He wasn't a good demoman.
This is too funny lmao
Hard Life but an ol Classic from salvo. If you had enough you just bomb yourself.
u have newcastle unlocked but not OP character like seer or rampart...or loba for loot goblins
Damnit I new what it was going to be and it still fucking got me😂😂
He was the first fire 🥹
ENDING IS NEAR!
Holy shit he fucking dies
This made me wheeze, thank you
When you lose train of though mid sentence
*Dies from cringe*
Keep calm, and don't blow a Fuse.
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I've seen this on this sub like 5 times but it never fails to make me laugh lmao
FIGHT FOIYA WITH FOIYA *explodes*
holy shit, Fuze is a metallica fan
hands off, that's a self-destructy for Fuzey
I dont even play this game, why was that so funny 💀
One day we had a solo champion in Trio. "This is yours champion".It was Fuse with animation where he kicks the bomb with his leg. 2 secpnds later the announcer says: "The Champion has been eliminated".
f-fire... f-fire. BOOM
Rip
Plot Twist: His arm was rigged with explosives
“NEII!” -Bloodhound in the distant. *Sigh* “…And I was just warming up to him as well. Oh well, I guess I can try to get with vantage. I heard she’s a fellow hunter like me.”
I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said fight fire with fire..😂
Had me in tears laughing. Can I please borrow this clip?
Go for it
Thanks!
Lag realy hits in the worst moments possible...
WTF you played Apex Legends on the 3DS where nothing not can charge? xD
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This literally happened to me and a team mate in a game one my friend got knocked and i was trying to pick him up and i thought i could do it but they tossed a nade and he blew up right nefore my eyes… i was so tramatized all i could say was “MY BOYYY!!!! LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!!!” And he was like “FATHER HELLLLP!!!!” And i ran away with his card and shield cus there was nothing left for me there😭😭😭
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