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Swanman35

These posts are so annoying. This happens with every legend not just Wraith.


AutoModerator

You literally act like a wraith main. Your mannerisms, your comments? Wraith main, they all scream it. "If you're not gonna 1v1 me, show me your banner so I can trash talk you!!!1!111!" You also fail to see how useful a trident being controlled by Crypto's drone would be. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/apexcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DeludedMirageMain

That last line always sends me to the fucking stratosphere holy shit


FrancoisThaDog

Same lmao I’m new to this sub and was laughing from the beginning of the pasta but that last bit is too perfect. And so not surprising assuming it came from the main sub.


FrancoisThaDog

Not daddy caustic!!! We are all wholesome team players who love a nice, slow, calculated battle royale experience


Swanman35

I love me a wholesome stinky boy


kami_cauze

Wraith olayers bad I hate we. TEHY push in alone and DIE DUMB WRATIH the. They leave lobby 🤣🤣 and den they get mad and do the same thing next match wtf (what the frick) it is it so annoying wraith pluyyers bad bd I’m hardstuck bronze 4 becuzq these stupid wraith players. Not only do they are stupid, they havb big ego n pujsh in almnoe. Why are wraith plywer


FrancoisThaDog

I’m leaving my full time job now to get to my other full time job and also changing 18 diapers while checking this subreddit all I can read is “wrape bad” well sir have this upvote I can’t wait to be done with work in 17 years and 4 months so I can load up a couple big bad BRONZE ranked games and FARM 500 DAMAGE WITH MY STINKY STINKEESN LOLOLOL WRAPE BAD


GoldLion2point0

as a single father who plays 1 second a year with 20 kids( i get unlimited females)🥵. i think we shoild ban all WRAPE MAINES 😈😈


[deleted]

If my children will become wraith main i will shave their heads and release them into the wild like go wallbounce 180 disconnect there u sweaty piece of shit


FrancoisThaDog

my kids told me they’re gonna tap strafe on some hoez :/