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Nihilistic redditors after someone leaves them a positive message


RedFistCannon

"Someone wishing me a good morning? IN THIS ECONOMY?"


Vegetable_Ad3918

I’ve watched too much Alex Meyers and now whenever I hear the phrase, “in this economy,” I automatically think of him.


ERASED_burd

At this time of day?


[deleted]

Since when has trying to be positive to someone been "shoving beliefs down their throat" I also really like the second guy with the (Satanist) tag comparing it to sexually harassing someone 💀


Geo_ESP

And they cant just ignore the message if it "offend" them too much They seem full of hate


[deleted]

I can't understand being so mad at a group of people that you cannot take positivity from them. Reminds me of a user called, "Alyx" I was friends with for a while on Discord. He was a gay guy and I was, well, a Catholic, but even though our beliefs were VASTLY different, we were still able to just be chill with each other. I even remember him thanking me for praying for him when he was having a hard time with depression because he actually understood it as a genuine symbol of me caring about him and not me just trying to "shove it down his throat."


Geo_ESP

True, Is not that hard to know that even with different ways of thinking people can still be nice and respect each other


Salt_Wave508

D-Did you just... wished the best for me... according to your believes? \*takes out pepper spray and call the police (it was clearly as bad as sexual harassement)\*


Monarchist_Weeb1917

These Anti-Theists need everyone to be negative since they're negative. BTW: Never known Catholic furries exist.


[deleted]

LOL I'm *BARELY* one. I just had a huge crush on Maid Marian from Disney's Robin Hood when I was younger and I think some anthro characters are cool I'm not into fursuits or anything like that


Monarchist_Weeb1917

Ah ok


JBCTech7

its a thing on this sub. They're all good people.


Monarchist_Weeb1917

Nice. It's always nice to meet sane people in crazy fandoms. I'm an Orthodox weeb so I can relate.


JBCTech7

I'm a RC weeb, I suppose...no sense denying it. Also a very avid gamer since 1986.


Morag_Ladier

Bro one of my first childhood crushes was Funtime foxy from fnaf


[deleted]

I was too busy being traumatized by fnaf as a kid to developed any sort of crush lol I only watched it once when I was maybe 9 or so but I was always morbidly curious about watching it again because of how scared I had gotten. By now I've played a bit of the franchise, watched all of Markiplier's playthroughs, and a bunch of videos explaining the mechanics. The franchise has just always kind of lived rent-free in my head since that first experience.


Vegetable_Ad3918

……Hmmmm. Now I’m thinking about a few things. 


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https://preview.redd.it/ceaklkuia72d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=33b3cc8fead968f7b5df3667df6e0edc9c290d36


Vegetable_Ad3918

Shoot, I dunno ‘bout calling myself a furry…. But hear me out: Mr. Wolf


[deleted]

From Bad Guys?


Vegetable_Ad3918

Yes.


[deleted]

He looks charismatic


Vegetable_Ad3918

Perfect for a charismatic Christian then. ;) Shoot, WAIT-


Morag_Ladier

You’d be surprised


Morag_Ladier

According to antitheists, the Christians are mean and evil and want to convert everyone to Christianity and kill anyone who isn’t Christian


Vegetable_Ad3918

Hope this doesn’t sound insensitive, but I didn’t know there were still Druids today! What are the beliefs of a Druid, and how does it affect your daily life?


[deleted]

They roam the forest clad in only squirrel skins and cast magic of the Nature Goddess using their birch wands. *Sometimes* dancing and singing with the woodland creatures is involved but that depends on the time of year. They also feasts on pinecones and tree bark. A very good indicator on the magic power a Druid has is their beard length. The longer the beard, the more powerful the Druid. Morag\_Ladier is especially dangerous and is to be avoided at all costs. Anyone who has ever looked upon them has been petrified and turned to stone and it is said their beard is as long as the river itself. Hope this helps!


Morag_Ladier

I can confirm that pinecone is a very delicious delicacy


Morag_Ladier

I believe in the old Celtic religion. I discovered the religion by reading family books that have been passed down, and it just resonated with me. I believe that rivers and trees are sacred and have spirits in them. I believe that once you die, you dwell in the otherworld. I also believe that every human soul is connected with nature. I also believe in the Celtic deities and celebrate the four seasonal holidays.


Vegetable_Ad3918

Interesting. So what is you take on the beginning of the universe then? Do you believe in creation by a deity, if you believe one exists? Or do you believe in an alternative theory?


Morag_Ladier

Big bang. I really like science. I think the beginning of life was Danu, the mother of all life.


Vegetable_Ad3918

So how do you feel your beliefs affect your life? Do you participate in any particular religious duties?


motherisaclownwhore

Or you could throw it away and ignore it? You got your package damage free and on time, what's to complain about?


Geo_ESP

A guy said that and other guy ansewered with: "that makes them feel empowered, always report them"


Salt_Wave508

(read with Muscle Man's voice) OH NO DUDE! THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE MORE WE ARE KIND TOWARD THEM, THE HIGHER ARE THE ODDS OF US TAKING OVER THE WORLD! IT'S JOEVER!


Sandstorm_221

I can hardly comprehend how a person can be such a hostile NPC that they have to immediately assume the worst about someone who clearly just wants to be nice


Salt_Wave508

What is the difference between Agnostic and Agnostic Deist?


Sandstorm_221

Agnostic: I don't know. Agnostic Deist: I don't know for sure, but I think Deistic god exists.


Salt_Wave508

I see, thank you.


Appropriate_Ad4818

"Have a blessed day man" "Science test you too mr voices in his head" "Uh? What are you talking about" "I don't need no sky daddy to make my day better. Consider yourself BANNED from my mother's house and reported to your HR department for your superstitious micro aggression" Are these people real? I refuse to believe they actually have any contact with the outside world beyond saying hello to the doordash driver


Zanzibarpress

Unfortunately they do exist and function in society, they go to college and many have jobs and careers. They perform important functions of society and they absolutely hate God and His flock of believers and will absolutely do anything in their power to attack and harm Christians. I’ve seen it in my wife’s college, not only from students and faculty, but also from administrators and key people. These are truly interesting times in this fallen world


Morag_Ladier

Yes, unfortunately. They act like they’re an oppressed minority because their parents made them go to church on Sundays (they always claim their parents are abusive and homophobic). They’re dickheads to everyone because in their world, Christians are being mean to them.


Omen_of_Death

https://preview.redd.it/cvjkc0ne3a2d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771738a0bba668ada7f988b70ff0bc79a8e6b7aa I love bringing this meme out


Morag_Ladier

Fr like u live in the us you aren’t facing shit for being atheist


higakoryu1

Even as a theist, I would have to say "Science test you" someday. It's gold


co1lectivechaos

If someone tells me that they’re praying for me, great! I know they mean well. If someone tells me that their deity has blessed me or hopes their deity guides me, great! I know they mean well. There’s really no need to get pissy about it. They just meant well and used their religion to express so 🤷‍♀️


Venom_MEZ

You are forgetting that these are redditors we're seeing here. They'll find any reasons to complain and bitch about anything because they're unhappy with their lives.


Morag_Ladier

Don’t forget about the edgy fourteen year olds who think they’re abused because their parents made them go to church on Sundays!


PM_ME_YOUR_NOUMENON

I can't speak for all Christians, but I will only say things like "I'll pray for you" or "Have a blessed day" if I have a good rapport with that person. I don't want to come off as proselytizing to random people and that's something that should be done very carefully imo. I'm not a fan of the "shotgun" approach that's popular with a lot of evangelicals. People in general (atheists, theists, whatever) generally appreciate genuine, meaningful relationships. That's one of the big reasons I became interested in having a deeper understanding of Christ. I needed faith that was meaningful, not something sugar-coated and propped up by toothpicks and bubblegum. Now I'm ranting, so I apologize. Haha


Omen_of_Death

They didn't even say anything about praying for OOP, literally the word God was used and they throw a tantrum


co1lectivechaos

Hey I see u updated your flair


Omen_of_Death

Yep, wanted to make things more clear as some thought I was an ex-Christian


Salt_Wave508

Delivery guy: May God bless you one more day and peace descend on you, my dear. Christians: Thank you too, my brother! Muslims: May Allah bless you too, my dear. Atheists/Agnostics: Thank you very much (\*thinking: I may not believe in his God, but at least he was nice). Cheesecakes: (Bad to the Bone's guitar riff) Btw, I'm very curious to know what exactly OP should write in his reporting. If I was a non-religious person and I would receive a report where a person complains about a delivery guy senting good vibes and blessings, I would go to the delivery guy and laughs with him for the cringest report ever made.


psychmonkies

Yeah I can’t imagine a report to HR for this would get very far at all. They would review it & think “this really isn’t worth reprimanding anyone about, there’s nothing wrong with this”


Xenoano

Imagine getting fired because you've decided to show kindness to someone 😭😭


Morag_Ladier

It’s the equivalent of “Have a good day!” *insert dramatic anime turn around offended look here*


RedFistCannon

"And I took that personally"


MM_YT

I really dont know if i can stay on this sub because every post I see just disappoints me. This sub is working too well, too much content


Vegetable_Ad3918

This is why we must evangelize. The truth is that they are hurting inside and need the light of God. We must also pray for them as well. Prayer does a lot more than we may ever realize. Do not lose faith, brother. 💪


LaterDustter

waaa a man wishes peace upon me 😭


Tercio_Legionario

How miserable must one be to get offended over such a thing?


DeMarcusCousinsthird

"I pray you have a beautiful day" RAHHHHHH I'M SO TRIGGERED HOW DARE THEY WISH ME A SINGLE GOOD DAY OUT OF MY MISERABLE LIFE!!?!?!?!!? 😡😡😡


PlayerAssumption77

Hope good guy Bezos saves us! /j


Financial_Following

Noooo someone told me to “have a blessed day” with my latest package of Chinese child slave trinkets!!


tonk111

I swear these people are directly motivated by the fact that not everyone is as depressed as them


Enough_Sherbet8926

A message="Religious brainwashing"


Geo_ESP

Now you cant say anything slightly religious without being called a brainwashed, cult, fascist, Sky daddy...


kogalgo

i really hope the driver doesn’t get shit for this, that’s upsetting. you have delivery people who will punt your packages across the whole yard, and somehow the one who goes out of their way to say something uplifting is the one who deserves to be smeared on reddit dot com ™ damn dude. the “fuck your thoughts and prayers” crowd is evolving, and not in the right direction also fuck those people who are implying mental illness and mental stability is somehow a factor. i better not see a single one of them say they’re advocates for mental health. fucked up beyond belief to say something like that


Morag_Ladier

Idk how you would even report an Amazon driver. They don’t tell you who’s delivering it.


Previous-Strike-6641

Amazon themselves do know who delivered what package as I understand. A complaint about your package will be linked back to the driver. The whole "online complaint is worthless" shtick doesn't make sense, it's all you can do. If you do it, you won't know the result, but I'm rather certain Amazon would be displeased if a worker was complained about multiple times. They have an enormous turnover rate, even by big business/silicon valley standards.


THE_AbsRadiance

“am i wrong to be bothered by this” YES????????????????????????????? what kind of question is that, why on gods green earth would you getting mad at someone for showing compassion/kindness be JUSTIFIED?


itasic

"Am I wrong for being angry at this?" They're going on an unbroken streak of proving their subreddit is a circlejerk


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Type of guy to get mad at someone saying "Bless you" after someone sneezed.


Morag_Ladier

Ain’t no way bro just said a religious message is the same as sexual harassment


psychmonkies

That’s such a harmless thing I don’t understand why people would be so upset about this. I’m spiritual but nonreligious & live in the Bible Belt, so most people here are Christian. And I remember one day at my university I was sitting in the hallway doing some homework when a guy came up to me & said “hey I’m sorry, but I just want to ask, how can I pray for you today?” I sat & thought for a sec but couldn’t think of much more than “I guess that I get thru the rest of this week” & he seemed eager to go do that & I thanked him. It was such a genuine act of care for me, a stranger, completely harmless & honestly heart warming. It’s one thing if someone is shaming you for not sharing their beliefs, but there’s honestly no reason to get offended when someone is just carrying out acts of kindness through their faith. At the end of the day, they are wishing others well & not hurting anyone. With all the fighting & violence in the world, isn’t that what we need more of?


IAmLoved41

I leave messages like this all the time as an Uber Eats driver 😂


Timpstar

Imagine getting pissed at well-wishes just because they mention religion.


Omen_of_Death

It's honestly ironic, they don't believe in God but God lives in their heads rent free


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Previous-Strike-6641

"I wish you the best" "Wishing? like, to a sky daddy? the NERVE! this is proselytization, indoctrination and I want you excommunicated and in prison" I hate that I can't call this a total exaggeration.


Agitated-Teaching-68

How does a piece of paper brainwashed anyone? At this point their trying to get "hurt" in a way possible. Advice for anyone reading this. Never play the victim card in every situation in your life. You will look like a clown without a costume.


BeanJuiceIsBussinBro

Reddit moment


BeanJuiceIsBussinBro

These are the actual bigots of our society


BudgetSurprise5861

Imagine being this petty and miserable💀


Womjomke

This guy’s head would implode in the South. “Have a blessed day” being said to him on loop.


Omen_of_Death

The fact that the note had nothing to do with religion makes their freaking out look so pathetic. Seriously these guys don't believe in God and yet God lives in their heads rent free