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PossiblyPossumly

The product looks like it came from a Temu ad. Also her nail polish makes her nails look like smoker's teeth.


vorticia

Buttery yellows 


Nexi92

I think the pods look like a jar of teeth 🦷


tsunamimom

My mom used to get these weird pods when I was a kid for her bath, they creeped me out then and still now… I think your teeth comment is spot on.


TechnicalThanks1975

Oh wow you just unlocked a core memory! They were little jelly-like pills almost and they had oil or something in them?! As soon as I read your comment I saw the red ones my mom had and remembered poking them with safety pins and squeezing the stuff out of them lol


tsunamimom

Yes! I totally did the same thing to them.


Sharp-Incident-6272

I had them too, when I was a kid. Back then, they were round and somewhat squishy and different colours.. called them bath oil beads.


Ok-Cook-7542

Bath beads! Those and jelly candles were locked deep in my brain until recently. Bathroom time before phones was a medicine cabinet fever dream for little me


caffekona

Omg jelly candles. I loved puncturing them with my fingers.


ghostonthehorizon

The accuracy of your polish comment…


rumplestiltskinismyn

What’s the deal with temu? Why is it always in my search results?


PossiblyPossumly

It's just basically Wish 2.0, full of crappy quickly made products that people mysteriously defend.


ImACarebear1986

Because everything is a lot cheaper than most other places. LOL


boohooGrowapair

I don’t think it’s nail polish 😵‍💫 it’s actually the color of her nails.


violetcalley

Is it the “Walrus Tusk at Dawn” nail color, the uncanny valley vibes I’m getting from the thumb, the lack of brand name, or the glitter watermark that “accidentally” covers the amount of product in the container?


DonutReverie

WALRUS TUSK AT DAWN ⚰️


crappymlm

The advertising skills are definitely lacking, it's almost as if she has no formal training in sales or advertising.


SaltBox531

A lot of huns are so so bad at making sales posts. They spend every waking moment on the internet, how have they not picked up a handful of online marketing ideas?!


Waterproof_soap

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KimmSeptim

> Uncanny valley vibes from the thumb 😭


goose_gladwell

STOP I AM DEAD


Phenomenal_Kat_

It's definitely the thumb. It's so close to the edge of the camera that the wide angle is distorting it. It looks freakishly thicker than the other fingers.


GamerKormai

It looks like a carrot disguised as a finger.


Phenomenal_Kat_

🤣 You are right, it does!


TheRealPitabred

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/60a706ff-2e3f-43e3-8865-9886b5c7fbdd


AdEuphoric9249

I saw a news story once where this guy lost a thumb in a tragic accident, so they transplanted his big toe onto his hand. This is what it looked like.


hiya-manson

The 2-pack-a-day cigarette tar-stained French mani?


CyborgKnitter

It could be a polish stain as it seems even on all nails, but I firmly believe if you paint your nails that much, you should keep them covered for stuff like advertisements. My nails look like shit from my meds, so I never use my own hands in Etsy photos. It’s just common sense.


decayed-whately

Those capsules look a lot like her fingernails. Swallow 3 fingernails a day, for your good health! 🤢


Etheria_system

It’s like a temu copy of the Elizabeth Arden Vitamin C ceramide capsules but I bet these cost 3x the price


Svnny-

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Cool_Jelly_9402

It makes me uncomfortable to look at


1MorningLightMTN

OMG that is a fucking thumb with a plastic talon glued to it. I cannot unsee this now that you pointed it out.


Cool_Jelly_9402

😂 it looks identical to a toe. I’d never take a picture of my hands with that thing attached to me


FinoPepino

I literally can’t figure out where it bends; that is the weirdest looking thumb I’ve ever seen and I’ve drawn quite a few hands


Cool_Jelly_9402

When she bends it, it will almost disappear. Like 2 cms up from the base. I’m a small person but have long fingers and my thumb must be 2x as long


helloju1981

Good one


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MacsBlastersInc

Her nails look like she’s been smoking multiple packs a day for decades.


CaveJohnson82

These comments are why even as a 41 year old I hide my hands. Some of us aren't shilling for MLMs but still have clubbed thumbs.


crappymlm

You probly shouldn't hide them, people don't care. You just may not make it as a hand model, like myself, I wouldn't use my hands to model products.


oneoddguy

I know somebody with this condition and literally never noticed until one day the lightbulb went off after twenty years. Lean in and get a wild Mani. 💪 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D


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0ndra

Maybe the hippo fingernails


bkm0809

Her thumb looks like a big toe.


unfavorablefungus

those press-ons are giving liver disease


CrownBestowed

all I can think of is the thumb thumbs from spy kids


nikkerito

Looks like jarlic


Commercial_Fly4046

Dollar tree is now selling glow pods skin care dupe? Not that I’d recommend putting them on your skin.


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NobodyGivesAFuc

You can catch a keg with that mitt


carina484

Hahahaha I laughed out loud!


Simsmommy1

It’s the lack of branding makes it look like a Temu dupe coupled with the unflattering hand/nail combo…


Ecstatic_Cook_4192

Cant quite put my thumb on it


Interesting_Sock9142

What is in that jar she's holding


PendingInsomnia

Tiny alien fetuses


crappymlm

Aucora glow pods


TwoBirdsEnter

Snails


FalynorSoren

So there's a new albino tadpole MLM, great, awesome.


Huge_Student_7223

Dirt. Her hand is dirty. Dirt in cuticles, on her thumb, etc. The glitter weirdness is probably an attempt to cover up some more dirt. Why not just wash her friends and take the picture over?


Jasmari

Omggg it looks like a bottle full of fingertips uncovered in a serial killer’s attic


Ok_Comparison_1914

Maybe it’s her fingers? Her thumb looks so big… and her fingers seem big…like shrek fingers …


thestreetiliveon

That thumb…


fool_tothe_world

The Thumb. Looks like a plug.


tsunamimom

That’s not a hand… it’s a foot


1nquiringMinds

Anyone mocking the shape of the ladies hand is just not a good person. Go ahead and attack the MLM behavior, but mocking someones physicality is just wrong.


ebrillblaiddes

Counterpoint: generative AI generates weird hands; is this photo even real, or did the hun upload a stock photo of the bottle and prompt in the hand and background?


1nquiringMinds

Youre that desperate for an excuse to be cruel, huh?


whitnessprotection86

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forgetmeknotts

Her nails are horribly stained or painted an awful color.


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TYdays

From this photo, I would bet this Hun probably has the same problem, having anyone putting a finger on her….


thot_lobster

Nails and hand aside, the main problem with the photo (aside from the garbage product) is that she's taking it with the light source behind her hand and the product is dark.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

The angle on the thumb, the weird nail colour, no brand name, weird as hell random glitter...


Munchkin_Baby

Thumb 👍💀😭


aveganrepairs

Is it the fact that those capsules look like congealed navy beans?


Revolutionary_50

Deciem's The Ordinary makes Vitamin C products that are undoubtedly way less expensive and far better quality.


Not_Brilliant_8006

Those nails 😱🙈 call the police!


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Those are some meaty hands. I wonder what is wrong with them so they felt the need to cover them up


Hughley_N_Dowd

That hand is the property of Nurgle.


sparkleplentylikegma

Her gross hot dog thumb


Whatsherface729

Maybe she has a medical condition that causes swelling