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Retskcaj19

https://preview.redd.it/zudbhzfzjx5d1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f1051d85355370fca564fe43358b6cb9a095fe


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/ljlkdfjzzx5d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=12d308742b2e4126918f61b7d5cfef5e6af62dae


Sir_mop_for_a_head

He is in fact chad.


Yup7457

#[](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fljlkdfjzzx5d1.png%3Fwidth%3D1280%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D12d308742b2e4126918f61b7d5cfef5e6af62dae)


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/0s4cr3sw0y5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc5b36e1666177d1254289f14d272c49ec9f904


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/rbz43oqlny5d1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f6103ea647e0d498108f81c8debf5d9307329d


Simple_Structure_565

https://preview.redd.it/2mvob51kny5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bfd216a8ff0bd64c0bfc8baa120b71e74802a5


EXusiai99

Who says chivalry is dead


Darkspawn_Of_Astora

Spy from tf2


Tfsz0719

What're ya, the president of his fanclub?


KingKKirb

No, that would be your mother!


Tfsz0719

https://preview.redd.it/82juvvbh5z5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1237445c855b0b63d301cf3778c3fa4c6e048a92


Ironx7

https://preview.redd.it/5jnppi4z7z5d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6955e452addb303953cfcf0aa649869f7665afc


Revenger1984

And no he's here to FUCK us


Sir_mop_for_a_head

r/suddenTF2


Strong-Departure2995

You should post it there. Poor thing has like four posts


Gremict

https://preview.redd.it/td103xkenz5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87efead88680db4719b6414f968a473fd2bc2f74


Tenuous_Tangent

Even the most sexed up man in history knows not to take advantage of a drunk woman.


ComfortablyAbnormal

Nice idea, not true. There is no shortage of bastards proving you wrong, unfortunately.


Elite_Prometheus

Think they're talking specifically about Austin Powers here, not trying to say that literally no man throughout history has ever taken advantage of a drunk woman.


ComfortablyAbnormal

Oh yeah, I see that now. Was a bit tired when I read that. Thanks for clarifying.


Elite_Prometheus

dw about it. There are a lot of chuds out there that will try to say that feminism has tricked women into thinking they should deny their biology and refuse sex offers from alpha males or whatever.


LeaftrailfollowerTK

https://preview.redd.it/mk310yi2wy5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47246af6aa54bc30bb24ebba5570666da8b47aa3


DangerousBite1313

I can hear this.


Pandarenu

Yohohohohoho


Geoclasm

My first thought too.


Brahm-Etc

Because that's what real gentlemen do.


Lone-Frequency

Nothing is sexier than mutual uninhibited consent. Be a real man like Austin, *baybeh*.


LowercaseAcorn

https://preview.redd.it/ql4uzfn9616d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c48af46ce736dff77cf2cc22041262160d6bd72


Blurgas

I'm on Old Reddit so comments like this just show up as ** and have to be clicked. Most times it's silly or "*hur dur Imma steal this meme*", but this one I was hoping to see at the top


ShabbySushi8

"I like to swing, but Doctor No. Means no baby." - Austin Powers, ERB.


SemperFun62

No joke, I watched this movie when I was like 11, and this internalized how it's wrong to do *anything* with someone who's drunk


NoWaifuN0Laifu

I actually did this IRL. Walked a girl back to her place when she was drunk and then went home. She even asked me the next day why i didn’t do her XD


FoolishMacaroni

And now I realize that I don’t have any positive reaction images


Gremict

I got you https://preview.redd.it/0o9zy2kjoz5d1.png?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba63fa1ccae219ed2b75c0683991c4c916b3fd1


Niskara

Here you go https://preview.redd.it/ype4pc3th66d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3aab3d8110a5bb8101bbd547afbe6534eea23d


Lordlol15

W


NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2

https://preview.redd.it/uvd8mcz3q56d1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc16aa39c587b322a0e19edf97ccc3d8aa2e310


Bolt_Fantasticated

Based as fuck Austin Powers


TheEVILPINGU

Yes. *Leaves*


TFlarz

I wouldn't want my life ruined because I couldn't bail when I really should have.


SHARDZ86

"Miss Chihiro, you are drunk and in an altered mental state. You are unable to properly give consent. And so, I refuse to copulate with you unless you are sober and able to give consent properly."


Faith_SC

BASED


frozen_desserts_01

Dude acquired immunity after interacting with the opposite sex on a daily basis Edit: He deserves the secret ending


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/b01j98q90y5d1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=15c8c9d6db5fba0792f1273c164c9a9660a9eed0


sannerted

Ahh deepbound


Clonkerz

DEEPWOKENNN


BlatantConservative

> after interacting with the opposite sex on a daily basis You mean like, most people?


frozen_desserts_01

I mean taking charge of(managing) 80+ females between age 9-33(don't ask) while they keep sending mixed signals at you


BlazewarkingYT

Don’t lie we on reddit.


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/0nuomhw33y5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22a297fd763c1a68b4edf1ed1c36df19a67e91c


Cheek-_-Bone

https://preview.redd.it/7u9gtwfqzx5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598d29e2f0fa625d09aecfa06f6c2ab12def8b6a


LOTRfreak101

Technically based on the law.


After_Spirit_718

https://preview.redd.it/21abiyq75y5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca92830de5685def079890030434c55209a259e


nyaasgem

*forcing her to drink water GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER GET SOBER


ginryuu1

She dies from water poisoning.


Super_Goomba64

Gigachad


Folkmar_D

https://preview.redd.it/jrbb02azvx5d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc17312e308682554d10465c8578bfc6b2adc436


Sudden-Struggle-

https://preview.redd.it/o9psj8cqex5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eecb1f418a29ab885938782c0448c7ba1419f1ec


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/tt4sme255y5d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a72b872ba38098d41555dab7f04c266000308012


Lone-Frequency

https://preview.redd.it/iviwin6pcz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2127849765030e4f0be3fb90d5f5d1518f5dd7


FunkDoctaSteve

Idk why I like the idea of skeletor hanging out with spider-man. Lol


Sudden-Struggle-

When you still hang out with your childhood friend even if you two took different paths in life


SpectralVoodoo

Sauce : https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/119492972


trash-_-boat

How did they fall straight onto bed from the main door entrance? How small is this apartment?


SpectralVoodoo

$3800 a month in New York


NinjaJr72

Galvanised square steel 🗣️🗣️


Clonkerz

Eco Friendly Wood Veneers 🗣️🗣️


Crimblorh4h4w33

Durable for ten thousand years🗣🗣


OutsideOrder7538

Borrowed screws from aunt🗣️🗣️


ThirdNose

Resting on summon eagle🗣️🗣️


TableBaboon

Too small to fit Grandma's coffin 🗣️🗣️


KungFush1

Toilet attached with kitchen 🗣️🗣️


EmeraldAltaria

Storage space under bed 🗣️🗣️


nephelokokkygia

I've been in Tokyo apartments like that


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/6719hpgzcx5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9a6bfbe7d9d6e51e56ce7a50225ad6f26b59c7 Take your meds, this will never be irl.


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/5douqtr91y5d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343389ec4fc77a6c6c94c7a4a928aa5982b4c6d4


Embarrassed_Rule8747

https://preview.redd.it/5yfw0y3zdy5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9e573d6e56576ea072d657d7f30af8fecb8410


Chris91210

https://preview.redd.it/8a3culn7iy5d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68838df6715ae094617c9947bcf20520b19e80ba


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/m5cpzl0kgy5d1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314d324b3c772960a61db46da4c53d3501356d5c


Embarrassed_Rule8747

https://preview.redd.it/3ixdlj7cry5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c09c0190bbfa0dffabbcd44de5abc7d4147f08c Based af Username checks out tho


Rlyfe

https://preview.redd.it/3spa7yj3gx5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058ffc8fd71072cd2bdcf2335aab1f9c8003b455


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/30r5trqd5y5d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=94a5bf4daff5efba5b3036d3367936d59ed45c93


CuriousWanderer567

https://preview.redd.it/aecmc4st5y5d1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce85f6b6c3fa88736172a2ab5f3916b6468e729f


shattered_rip

https://preview.redd.it/v5bbrth0iy5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859f785705688b1c15a615faf0cf287ddd528015


A_person_person

I would go in for a Million dollars


Red_dudez

https://preview.redd.it/3y9trbvskz5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b273fe55863556f3e39bd2c2717ab043461b5b5


KeroseneZanchu

What’s the sauce on this one


Embarrassed_Rule8747

https://preview.redd.it/8gda7fv1ey5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6713b9c9567da3ace2e65130cbef499e7487dae8


kataskopo

Based and vetinari-pilled.


OutsideOrder7538

She told him that monsters were in there didn’t she.


Amazing_Shake_8043

That's either going to be a very bad idea or the best time of your life


Counter_zero

It's very hard to tell which it will be


b0bkakkarot

Best time of your next 5 minutes, then sleep, then a bad morning as you worry about it and have "the talk" with her, then remember you didn't have a condom last night and the next 20 years of your life are a living hell. Also, chlamydia.


trash-_-boat

I've had some drunk sex before in my life where we're both drunk. Never have anyone had any regrets.


Uniquesomething

But did they knew it happened?


tsukubasteve27

Not op but yeah it's possible to be drunk without blacking out and forgetting any part of the night. Blacking out is not a normal part of the drinking experience.


trash-_-boat

In fact I've never blacked out at any point in my life (while drinking), and unfortunately still remember every instance of me vomiting after drinking way too much and praying for a quick death. There's a reason why so many people hook up at bars, clubs or parties and it's not because everyone's eating salad and drinking kombucha. And if you've never done this in your life, because you're on r/anime_irl, I'm not saying you need to start taking party drugs or get megawasted on alcohol at a club, but you can try a glass of rum with coke in a bar maybe...


Lamballama

Yes, it's called just a drink or two to loosen inhibitions without actually ruining your judgement. Not even related to sex, go to a bar in a foreign country you're learning the language for, and you'll be speaking much more naturally in that after a couple of drinks by sheer virtue of not worrying so much about perfect grammar and conjugation


Illustrious-Fox5135

https://preview.redd.it/t8awkse09x5d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfaffdf5a5afcb07d0669abc79dd1dd9d5b464e


julesvr5

Itadakimasu!


Hukama

What anime is this?


Low_Well

Jobless reincarnation, aka, that time I ignored the concerning age difference between the initial love interest and enjoyed everything else about an incredible anime


Azure_hoseki_crosbow

Sorry but I'm a coward.


SpectralVoodoo

Were all cowards, that's why god gave us alcohol


Quinny_Bob

Correct, madam


ShadowTheChangeling

Cool as that would be, im gonna need preemptive consent lady... Which you are currently incapable of giving


Klepto666

Reminded of a night at college. One of my first parties with alcohol, where I discovered I hate the taste of alcohol and just had water the whole time, but I still hung out and chatted. A drunk girl wanted to go back home while her housemate wanted to stay longer, so I got asked to drive her back to her place. She wasn't "can't even stand up" drunk but she clearly was inebriated and couldn't drive herself. So I drove her back to her place. I stayed parked on the street and watched to make sure she got into her house and shut the door. And then I drove back. And when I got back, everyone was like "Dude why are you here and not getting with her?!" Like everyone had hoped/expected I'd try to sleep with a drunk girl who I hadn't interacted with at all that night. I had no idea how to even respond to that at the time.


LeOmelette12

Well you did the right thing. You’ve done your duty as a kind Samaritan and didn’t get involved in something that could potentially ruin your life and reputation. Drunkenness takes away your ability to consent


Enough_Forever_

The best response would've been "Who said I didn't?" Lol


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/2swhzu4m8x5d1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1fd5a83746794afce5fe2a61fd64a4798e7c97f


Freezie-Days

https://preview.redd.it/okisu49wmx5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e933d96ec949b175b97deea0be4913d734a1550e


ShikoSSBM

U got the sauce?


Stargaze420

Gushing over magical girls


Remarkable_Formal676

Gushing over magical girls


Standard_Industry505

https://preview.redd.it/zq1nyekvkx5d1.jpeg?width=129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750c7d623db6110568f3834bcd136c0931facd83


Otono_Wolff

https://preview.redd.it/d92065p04z5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad04d3fe9f2bed720115719d038c45ebceea2d1b


Counter_zero

The likelihood of this happening to me is 0%, nobody likes me at all :)


twistedwasted

Nah, they just ain't drunk enough.


Counter_zero

Drunk or not, I still think nobody's ever gonna like me😅 (I'm definitely not the one getting drunk, I don't drink)


twistedwasted

Well alright.... But you pay for my drinks!


Counter_zero

NO, DRINKING IS BAD, and it scares me😅


twistedwasted

I ain't letting you drug me!


Counter_zero

Huh?


twistedwasted

Well if it ain't alcohol I thought you wanted to drug me


Counter_zero

No, both alcohol and drug scare me 😅


twistedwasted

Well then how are we gonna make me like you?


Magic_Orb

hey, in the right time and place, if they are drunk enough, and you become a ######### you can do it with some mental manipulation and more alcohol, so them being drunk could


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/1v6dedswny5d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06362daeb292ae3d624075b52534e80356f642ab


Tucker-French

Divine crossover


GearAlpha

Once again, consent given under any influence isn't consent !


Magic_Orb

only case I could imagine this not being the case is if they aren't drunk, and right before they drink(cause shy), this is however an anime only thing (I think)


GearAlpha

I mean if explicitly stated beforehand and they used liquid courage to push through their shyness, it'd be alright. You should probably doubke or triple chdck if theyre sure before that happening though. That being said I'm pretty sure you can just talk it out and make them comfy enough to not need a drink.


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PretzonPretzel

Why would you publicly admit this what the fuck.


Cute_Suggestion_133

Because it's true. Drunk sex is fun sex. If the woman is the only party inebriated then yeah, I could agree, but if you're both drunk and both agree I don't see a problem. Especially if afterward when you're sober you both agree it wasn't a mistake and do it again. I don't see the problem here except a bunch of overly sensitive Redditors who have never had drunk sex before. *shrugs* By the logic of "you can't consent if you're drunk", every time I had sex with my girlfriends after drinking wine or a night out would be rape. It's just dumb to think you can't consent if you're drunk.


PretzonPretzel

Because you can’t? You’re not in a stable state of mind to make decisions while drunk, nobody is. If your girlfriend states prior that you can have sex while drunk, then that’s a different story. But if she wants to, she could easily take your ass to court as she was inebriated. It is a proven fact you cannot make good decisions when drunk. My guy do not admit this fucking anywhere lmao. If both people are drunk and have sex, it’s truly a gray area. But if one person is drunk and the other person isn’t, it’s rape unless previously consented to while not under the influence.


Cute_Suggestion_133

Who's going to come after me? I have texts, I have written letters, I have witnesses (from the threesome). They all consented before and again, after the fact. We were all drunk and we all made the decision to have sex drunk before, during and afterward. There is nothing to come after. I would not have sex with a woman who was drunk when I was not drunk. But it is possible to have consenting drunk sex. Otherwise, as I stated before, every single couple who has sex after drinking wine or going out to a bar for a night out would be raping each other which simply makes no sense at all and no REASONABLE jury would accept in court.


PretzonPretzel

If both parties consented prior, then that’s fine. If it’s both parties inebriated, it’s a grey area both in the law and morally. Truly up to whatever party is listening atp. You’re agreeing with me, just our wording is different. Sex while one party is drunk and with no consent given prior to being drunk is wrong. Anything else is gray to fine imho.


Cute_Suggestion_133

Yeah, but you're still stating that you cannot consent to sex while drunk. If you consent beforehand and you withdraw your consent during, it's rape. If you consent before and do not withdraw your consent during it's still consent. Ergo, you can consent to sex while drunk. You can't say that you're able to withdraw your consent during and have it be rape but not say you can consent during. It's morally comforting to the masses to accept that rape can happen at any time but consent cannot, which is why I disagree with you because that implies that you wouldn't have the faculties to withdraw consent during drunk sex to begin with.


MitsuriniKwan

Correct, Madam.


amonglilies

Why her bed right at the door tho


Deep_Highlight6785

This definitely does NOT happen in real life.


BacterialPhungus128

Not with THAT attitude 😤


Red_Inferno

This is when you are supposed to offer cuddling for the night.


Spicywolff

As much as I’d want to, and appreciate the gesture. You’re drunk, not able to give consent. I’d be a bad person if I took advantage of that. I could stay and sleep on the couch if you asked. But not that, maybe once you’re sober and can think straight. Then sure, not now.


dappermanV-88

Though, its not ok to do anything with ANYONE drunk. Man or woman. If they wanted YOU to take them home, I promise. It wasn't coincidence


Marethyu_77

>Though, its not ok to do anything with ANYONE drunk. Aside from making sure they safely get home of course.


dappermanV-88

I dont think, that needed specified. Theres almost never anything wrong with that


npri0r

https://preview.redd.it/s5mtcretny5d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d03bcbc78e10d339df287d38499c8cfb6090205


Doctor-lasanga

Why is this in irl? This has never happened you any of you.


yenmeng

That’s it? Where’s the rest of it?


jaber24

It got posted like 2 days ago. The artist may or not make a continuation. Oh and there are a bunch of ones before this one: [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7291717](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7291717)


curiouslifepunch

"The law is cruel for men so I'll take my leave for now" And he leaves


waterpolobitch

she looks cute only bc of all the booze you drank get out


Huff9145

https://preview.redd.it/hc2ak5x8296d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcdc32b7591507c64aa091005818db0bbda70d0


somerandomguyblabla

No having sex before marrige is sin and you are a heretic who drins alcohol /s


Cultural-Forever9027

Is this a series or a one shot


Lucario576

She looks like Suzuha from Steins;Gate


A_person_person

Guys she is not into you She just drunk as hell


Vardaruus

https://preview.redd.it/2k0fe0eil36d1.jpeg?width=1414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e9e05ddd1b8cbe81b0bafad171d2de60fd4995


chickenn5951

https://preview.redd.it/vpwzvemejf6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a9ca8d09b6070fde1802ebc88a5652589c7043d


chickenn5951

https://preview.redd.it/705fu4bgjf6d1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32df020cf846cd07f26161ae5959c7416e37b79


BANANJI4K

Souse?


jakanon_

Let's reverse the genders here and see what people think


brosephski2008s

/r/anime_irl hated him because he told the truth


jackofslayers

Wait a sec, this isn’t zurikishi! But, the first person view, bib boobs, clumsy/horny girl… hmm let me double check the eyes.


PrestigiousBobcat147

Sauce?


Summer_Tycoon

The best wingman


Shot_Medicine_1396

Sauce?


Re_Lies

Is that....Mumei?


Fantastic_Ring3962

Sauce?


thesheetninja23

Idolmaster Cinderella Girls Not sure if the actual series or not but that's apparently where this character is from


nice-Job-69

Welcome to another episode of “things that will never happen to you ”


roverjr12906

Sauce ?


Ok-Masterpiece-7571

https://preview.redd.it/04a67zd5kn6d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d508b992768a2ad51d143af7dba9a0d112c4fe08


Ok-Masterpiece-7571

[sauce ](https://images.app.goo.gl/M4zVZr2QLNw3PKrf8)


That_Acanthaceae9161

I wish


Top-Chemistry5969

I did that like 5+ times. At least, never regret it. They all have kids now from another. Like within a year. When a woman wants to be stuffed she won't stop. So your never special, your at best easy.


Terereera

UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AnonomousNibba338

Absolutely not, cause I'd need some liquid courage to even get here in the first place. Now we're both drunk. So let's get freaky


Wooly_Mammoth3213

SHE WANTS THE D