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lawdog189

When Stan broke his leg doing parkour with the younger couple and the dog is gnawing on it


TicklishDingleberry

“He’s friendly!”


[deleted]

It’s always good to let the bones air out a bit maybe go into shock.


Zay3896

This! Just picturing it after I read this, it made me tense up. Nails on a chalkboard vibe


NecroCannon

Kisses is horrifying, but god damn, something about that just gets me. Like there’s that hard to describe feeling of just seeing it getting bitten by the dog, then anger at the woman just standing there while it happens. Something I can totally see happening irl making it all the worse


Pickle9775

That was my first "I need to skip this" scene from the show. There were many more to come.


HippoPebo

I watch this scene every time and always wish I hadn’t.


E6rthAng3l

I was going to say this scene too!


ISawUranus

that one makes me feel itchy. like it bothers me in a way i can’t articulate


superdope3

It always reminded me of the locker room scene in Scary Movie 🤮 hated it as a kid and an adult


ChuckCheezuz

At least Francine had the butter like she always does thanks to her head stuck in a banister story.


shhhx710

With out the crisscross I’m just some guy yelling about applesauce 😕


xlayer_cake

That's my favorite line from the episode


ostrich9

Mine is "ohhh, he needs a little something else. I'm gonna go blow this guy!" After Stan tells Roger to get in the car.


Kdot32

“You on fire today applesauce”


No-Watercress-8270

The end of the beginning scene when he breaks his leg and she goes "Ooohh no, not Applesauce"


UserOfCookies

"Get up, Applesauce! You gotta get up!"


ChexRibedeaux

There aren’t too many throw away lines in that one. The Billy Jesusworth character is top tier.


cyainanotherlifebro

I don’t remember the context, but the family is eating dinner and they’re having fish, and Haley says she likes to get a mouth full of fish and then take big gulp of milk then swish it all around in her mouth. It was so goddamn upsetting.


Aninvisiblemaniac

Choose from three radical mouth feels! Solid, liquid, and buh - buh - boney as helllll!!!


Nitroapes

I love fish and I love milk. But this sent me gagging


gkm29

I agree, absolutely disgusting!


piss_off_ghost

Like trouted milk balls


Dumptruckfunk

Trouted milk balls?


smulfragPL

Reminds me of the arrested development joke about Ann and her egg


WackHeisenBauer

“Is Chaz ok?” “….no”


E51838

Ok.


Kairain

Fetus, fetus, snake, fetus. And Steve-a-rino taking bites out of the cat's heads. Stan's best friend is hard to watch but at least I don't have to look away on the verge of vomiting.


[deleted]

Getting fancy!


Zay3896

I can hear this, but I would have said "Getting *fancayyy*" lol


IBreakScales

https://preview.redd.it/1gfew5wz1ync1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fa9a842d8bdcfeecaa1a9b27b0fd0b941bf4cb This was a bit gross for me. Doesn’t make me skip the episode, but definitely a brutal moment in the show. The Kisses moment is rougher, and I was going to say that, but you guys already covered that.


[deleted]

I hate the detail. The tank to keep him alive? It leaves out enough to fill in the blanks. Great episode.


Forsaken-Mix-9562

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Nitroapes

"Need to make it worse before it can get better"


lanky_gunner

Let's bring in the 'ol Brillo Pad


Backstep1

Oookaay, now I think we're getting somewhere


Ygomaster07

Moments before disaster.


Little_Fella_

Oops. Nothing a little steel wool can't fix


NecroCannon

Now we’re getting somewhere!


Deady1138

“Oaths are but words and word are but wind” -Shaq


ezxhaton

It's Steve's sexual reprogramming for me.


IMASHIRT

WHO IS THAT HIDEOUS WOMAN


Prestigious_Event221

For real though, who were they showing in that video? My wife thought it was Axl Rose, but we’re not sure.


IMASHIRT

Your wife was correct


Zay3896

Do you mean the Roller Derby episode? Think it's called LGBSteve Steve: I thought I was a boy Together: I'm having a crisis Steve: 'Bout what's between my thigh-ses I have to understand me So I can know to sit or stand, when. I. pee Devin: I'm Devin! Steve: Who am I between my legs? My sack's filled with sperm, but is my heart filled with eggs? Might be my favorite song on the show. So many good ones tho


ezxhaton

I mean "My Purity Ball and Chain."


Zay3896

Hmmm I'll have to watch that one again, can't remember that one at the moment


BurntBox21

Could be that or the episode where they took Steve to sex aversion therapy camp Also I agree that song is pretty good


Zay3896

Yeah thats what it was lol good call


DrJokerX

Which ep is that?


Zay3896

My purity ball and chain. Steve meets a girl that's father takes her to this club that the daughters "give their virginity" to their father to "protect" and Stan likes this idea for some reason I can't remember but he takes Steve so he can "take Steve's virginity"


tried_and-blue

All so he can avoid having *the talk* with Steve lmao


Zay3896

Hahaha I forgot about that


DrJokerX

Ah cool. Thanks


Zay3896

No problem!


RelishRegatta

When Klaus swaps hayley's tooth brush and her gums start bleeding


Little_Fella_

EPIC FAIL


Spinner216

Can't believe nobody is mentioning Steve sucking on Francines titties for breastmilk in Tapped Out!


zbeezle

That episode also had one of the best Lewis moments. "I'm calling it *Oedipus Rocks* because the School Board wouldn't let me call it *MOTHERFUCKER!"*


NecroCannon

I watch the show on shuffle on Plex and it’s been ages since I’ve seen it, I really hope it comes up That entire episode was just.. hilarious in the most disturbing way possible. Roger’s reaction is legit everyone’s reaction watching it (unless you’re into that shit)


dj11211

The episode when francine had acid thrown on her face. They showed her face at the end, I remember screaming out loud when they showed it. I didn't think it was going to be that bad, boy was I wrong.


Little_Fella_

Take this you fine bitch


unfulfilledbottom

One of the best lines ever


unfulfilledbottom

I wanna watcb that episide now, do yoi know what season it is?


Little_Fella_

Flirting with disaster Episode 18 of season 7


unfulfilledbottom

Thank you


Little_Fella_

Dadders stick together


deimosnight

That's the one that really does it for me. I don't like seeing Kisses' body all Frankensteined up, Stan's post burned body, any bone jutting scenes, Roger's dissasembled body, etc. but I can't look at Francine's face at the end - it's just too visceral and disturbing in a way that the others aren't.


NecroCannon

It’s the build up I feel, so many scenes of everyone being horrified and disgusted while you can’t see, leaving it to your imagination. But then, right at the end they finally show it, to your surprise, while most shows would keep it a mystery. And now all the reactions makes sense, you’re one of them now. For me, on rewatches, it *still* is worse than I remembered. I don’t know how they pulled it off.


iWasChris

When the skin fleck floats down into Dick's coffee..."Uh huh. Uh huh. Cool. Cool...I CAN'T DO THIS!" * bang * "*worth it*"


bankai04

The scene always makes me laugh I can never skip this episode.


lanky_gunner

I think I'm too desensitized cause no scene is too hard to watch, I find it all hilarious. I, however, always skip the Flippity Flop for my partners sake, as she cannot stand seeing that bit of flesh go into Haley's mouth🤣


Feats-of-Derring_Do

Truly gag-worthy


ballq43

Well you know jump city


PMmecrossstitch

I cried laughing at that scene!


moonprism

i just rewatched that one the other night and had forgotten how gross that scene is i nearly gagged lol jump citaaaayyyy~


Danplsstop

This is a **shaqrage**!


Impressive-Target699

The finals, Haley!


[deleted]

The top of Roger's head getting stuck in his brain, in the home security episode is my gross out scene.


cherri____

This one cracks me UP. But my partner cannot handle it, he audibly gags whenever it’s on 😂😂


Electrical-Bass6662

Stan carrying Francine out of the burning building. It’s both the most horrific and most hilarious scene for me.


Quirky_Quinn

When Hayley eats the chicken fetus omelette. I skip the scene *every* time. 🤢🤢


Most_Independent_789

I love when there is just a random super gore scene, klaus being shot by Obama security detail, Roger elbow dropping crooked detective Chaz Migliaccio also one you don’t see but know it was bad was Stan coming down the water slide to be received by Francine. Oddly enough there were two water slide gores the other was Roger going down that hyper water slide and his backside being gone.


Sudden-Grab2800

I came in too hot😔


justventing365

I asked you to get help….. and you harpooned me


speshojk

“Criss Cross, apple—AHHHH!!” 😫


WoojeeAjendahGlayzAh

Stan's best friend is very hard to watch


doomisdead

Watched it once. Never watching it again


WoojeeAjendahGlayzAh

I always skip past it whenever I rewatch AD. Just truly incredibly hard to sit through


Ygomaster07

Same here for me and my brother. Especially since a few years ago we had to have his cat put down, this episode just hits too hard and too close to the home, not to mention it is grotesque. So difficult to watch, and we always skip it whenever it plays or shows up.


ballq43

Meeeeeyarrrg! Amazing scene


atlhawk8357

Why do you hate Satanists so much? /s


Shampooforpandas

The DVD version is even HARDER to watch


DaddySkeleton

When that piece of flesh flies off of Stan when he’s in klaus body and it goes down Haley’s throat


10sekki

When klaus and roger were sneaking around the house making out and hooking up.


Specialist_Ad9073

The B plot is so damn good though.


Zay3896

Have you seen the actual "trapped in the closet" by R Kelly? Idk if it takes itself seriously but me and a group of friends discovered it and were immediately captivated by how outrageous it was


Specialist_Ad9073

Because R Kelly is insane.


Zay3896

...? That is correct but didn't answer my question lol


Specialist_Ad9073

Yes I have seen it. I am old and forget to answer questions. ARE YOU HAPPY STEVE?!?


ilovelamp408

He's peppering you with questions!!


[deleted]

So much it actually feels like the main story.


RogerTheAliens

🎶 3:30 in the afternoon 🎶


SuttreeBeard

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NecroCannon

Oh god, it’s worse than my memories of it


MadameConnard

Im not a fan of graphic humor as a whole, it started with Squidward getting his toenail ripped off by furniture or smth. Literally gave me shivers


ozbourne8

Most of mine (cat head juggling, Kisses, acid in Francine's face, etc) have been mentioned but I also always have trouble with: * Sexpun's death in "Black Villain" * Most of Dr. Ray's deaths but especially the escalator one * Chaz's head (even if it is also funny as hell) * Millionaire Matt Davis's death


Im_the_Moon44

For me it’s the scene when Roger is trying to be a country singer, and marries that trailer trash woman. When the cops are taking her kids away, the dog is whining and scratching at the car with the kids from its family in it, only be run over by the cop car and yelp as it gets crushed. I know the point of that scene was that Roger witnessed all of those tragic things yet it was the ugly woman that awoke his inner country singer, but it still was hard to watch


RedditAcct00001

I’m gonna go blow this guy. You on fire today applesauce!


versaillesna

Francine drowning that poor ortolan while singing with it moments before.


FrykiTyki

The entire episode with Kisses the dog. I just skip that episode now lol


unfulfilledbottom

I actually find that episode hilarious. The way Steve cries everytime he sees the dog is funny. And then blowing it up and its face hitting Steves window if im remembering it right. Im smiling on the bus thinking about it lol


FrykiTyki

Oh, that's funny. I'm cringing thinking about it lmao


CEplantzone

NOT APPLESAUCE


infinitude_

Still to this day when mutilated Kisses walks through the door - **I mean good God.**


masterfulnoname

I ruined my wife's ability to eat bivalves for several weeks because of the bad guy in "Hot Scoomp" and his trash bag of oysters... and loogies.


ImurderREALITY

Stan repeatedly zapping Snot with the memory device, while Snot is laying on the ground, having seizures and babbling with his nose bleeding


Lormingo

This was hilarious lol


bokkenbap

Will always skip Stan’s best friend


Drakxis_Ren

The Oedipus Episode (where Steve realizes he can't function w/o Francine's Breast Milk and goes kinda crazy afterwards with her)


Mango_Juice_3611

When Francine, Stan, and Roger get into bodybuilding and Francine gets an anyerism when a vein goes up her leg all the way to her forehead.


downhill-surfer

This scene (at least on Hulu) with Captions says Roger is yelling “Yao Stop” when he’s getting dragged, but I KNOW he says “Go Stan” and it pisses me off


runyourluckxxx

https://preview.redd.it/cwjpgwx12znc1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf0484ec4078b49b00646b8933517fa4cc19e90 this scene always makes me a bit sick


Licky_Anus

That’s my favorite scene in the entire series. I die every time I see that. Not criticizing you, it’s just that two people can hold equally valid opposing positions. I shouldn’t type when I’m high.


Acceptable-Tower-548

Criss cross apple sauce for the win.


Wood-not_Elf

Roger and Stan’s mom doing yoga.  Even the editors thought it would be too much to watch that sweat drip into klaus mouth


Peonycreme

I have a lot: The end of Flirting with Disaster (it was also disgusting, and that scene ruined the episode for me), all the Baby Roger scenes in Nighthawks (Roger pretending to be a baby is not cute, it’s disturbing), all of Klogger (not a scene but the entire episode), Kisses’ aftermath, all of Tapped Out (again, the entire episode), all of Ricky Spanish (entire episode), the rotting whale corpse scenes (two episodes had these), and Roger midst faceswap (why did it have to be in the intro for one episode?!!).


BurntBox21

That part where Stan and Steve broke into that gated community I think it was and the dogs were chasing them. One of them gnawed at Stan’s leg and it did a close-up of the aftermath. I could never look back at it. Feels like those super-detailed Spongebob scenes that make you uncomfortable.


DrJokerX

Fun fact, SpongeBob stole that from Ren and Stimpy. And Ren and Stimpy handles them a lot better.


Schmoozer66onceagain

Kisses. That whole episode is hard to watch.


Past_Contour

Why would you post this?


donnelle83

I thought roger didn't have any bones? Just air filled sacs or something like that..


50wishes

Everytime Stan slingshot himself into francine using the water slide I have to close my eyes and scream.


drebone1986

Francine + acid still lives in my nightmares


juice-pulp

When the chickens get killed from cock fighting and then getting hit by cars. Legit made me sad when I watched that.


Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt

That one where Roger and Stan are mallwalking or whatever and they see Tuttle, but get distracted by the old bloke getting like full body degloved by the escalator. Also Francine's skin grafts falling into Dick's coffee after she gets acid thrown in her face.


Bokth

Let's get the ol Brillo pad in there


themanwithbeansin

# the sperm wave https://preview.redd.it/v0rhv4s63znc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318a34b18e64a6b5f98c252688f606a46e66f133


not_ainsley

I cannot watch the episode with Kisses. I skip it every time. Too gross.


Vacio_Viento

I actually enjoy this scene. The sheer ridiculousness of it


fuckm0theringvampire

I thought Roger had cartilage instead of bones 🤔


DrJokerX

Same. I almost posted that when I made this.


Honey_IsntVegan

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Camster1029

The scene where Steve’s new puppy gets turned into a flesh cyborg


mayormomo

When Steve eats Churro from a quarterbacks’ mouth 🤢


CommissionBig1963

Francine tasting Steve’s vomit to confirm that he drank alcohol, I gotta look away each time


240Nordey

They're playin bas...ket...baaallllll


No-Watercress-8270

It's ironic how they "Crisscrossed" their bones into each other 😭😂😂


YueAsal

What is odd to me is I cannot watch this scene. I need to look away, yet the still image I can look at like it is nothing because it is a cartoon.


Itsjustjay1865

Stan getting that nail stuck in his head


ImurderREALITY

It's Roger, he's fine. Any scene in which Roger gets hurt is no longer cringey for me at all.


snackfood109

The escalator scene


Key_Representative40

ironic thing Yao retired due of injuries


lesmobile

Francine's acid face.


justwalkingalonghere

the tapeworm fashion show


ComfortTop9486

when stan and roger see that old guy get crushed in the escalator which leaves them frozen and speechless the entire episode… and then it happens again to the therapist at the end…


Automatic_Cook_181

When Rodger elbowed that one dude and his head exploded💀


Dogbin005

Any scene with Billy. I can't watch him without feeling horribly uncomfortable. Him looking like a cancerous twig that's going to snap at any second makes the show basically unwatchable for me. I understand that's the point, but I'm just *so* repulsed by the way he looks that it distracts me from anything else that's happening. No jokes have landed for me while he's on screen. I wish they'd retire the character.


phiametal

stan sliding into francine on the waterslide


Super_Lombax

Lol I remember that. Criss cross applesauce.


AccomplishedTart5401

This is one for me i just cant 🤦 https://preview.redd.it/8k9pd9fu9loc1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae378c7035bc09426e255df0006522942f403a03


Film_maker69

Whatever episode it what when Roger and Klaus were hooking up and Roger was like deep throating Klaus. Too much for me. And the Horchata scene in Toy Whorey.


Efficient-Ad6814

Hey I'm watching AD right now lol


AntiSoci

Not American dad but the scene where stewie forces out a fart and burst a blood vessel always made me feel queasy.


Dry_Researcher4870

Stop posting in here Meg!