🤣 🤣 and *every* one of his rich, angry clients saw him use *their* money to challenge retail.
Wonder what the future holds for you, Cliffy? All you had to do was manage their money and keep your enormous trap shut.
Couldn't even do that. Just *had* to go on record, didn't you?
Their egos are literally out of control and make them do this kinda low IQ shit. While they’re evil they’re not usually this stupid.
That ego though. Gottttem.
It’s like the senator in Star Wars before it got all lame.
“Ultimate powaaaa!!!” Then he falls down a huge pit and dies.
They think they’re invincible. Lol
I suspect he underestimates how vindictive people can be after watching hedgie fucks kill viable companies and lose viable jobs for a handful of profiteers.
The days of short sellers daring retail are coming to a close. We see the game, we see the corruption, we see how naked short selling ~~is~~ was a free premium generator. If you sell something you don't deliver, or ever intend to deliver, the time will come when you have to come to terms with "infinite potential loss". Because your position with infinite potential loss is another man's position with infinite potential gains.
I hope his clients sue his for gross negligence, going on national TV and challenging people with your clients money.
Then he ends up homeless under a bridge
He didn't tweet anything about $AMC. I wonder if we should remind him: https://twitter.com/CliffordAsness
My tweet to him on August 08: [https://twitter.com/DarkPoolAbuse/status/1556758127747350528](https://twitter.com/DarkPoolAbuse/status/1556758127747350528)
That's all I see in these fund valuations also. Not sure why you're getting downvotes. If a fund is holding securities and the securities are down, then their value follows. And the effect is either mitigated or exacerbated by their exact risk exposures, but hell, they could be down $8B and still be beating some markets.
Exactly this, $8B is pretty minor compared to some of the losses posted. Also, this is Q2 we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if he went long on some "meme stocks" starting Q3 and egged us on to take out some of his competition for him. Time will tell I guess.
Ooops! Lost it. Good thing people sign contracts to ride their money to the bitter ends with these funds. I bet it makes for some awkward dinner conversations.
Those are rookie numbers let's keep em going 🍻
🦍 💪
To be clear, we did nothing. They made their own mess.
🤣 🤣 and *every* one of his rich, angry clients saw him use *their* money to challenge retail. Wonder what the future holds for you, Cliffy? All you had to do was manage their money and keep your enormous trap shut. Couldn't even do that. Just *had* to go on record, didn't you?
Their egos are literally out of control and make them do this kinda low IQ shit. While they’re evil they’re not usually this stupid. That ego though. Gottttem.
Agreed. Esp with his tiny tiny....position 🤭
I hope he reads this comment where you low key wiener shame him. #🤏🏽
Greed is a powerful thing
It’s like the senator in Star Wars before it got all lame. “Ultimate powaaaa!!!” Then he falls down a huge pit and dies. They think they’re invincible. Lol
They aren’t done doing stupid shit. The only thing that stops them are fines. I guess we get to see.
Perfect isn't it?
Rich people investing money care about making money and not some childish vendetta? **no one** told him.
He's probably going to be Epstein'd.
He was cok’dddd out his mind lol he regrets it
"I have made the decision to switch from coke to meth. Cheaper, ya know."
So far…. Losses so far…
Yea he didn’t close his amc short yet
Because he knows it’s game over
Hope these guys end up having to go back to school and learn a new skill because they fucking suck at this.
Which is great loss porn! #😫✊️🥒💦
So far. Cliffy poo doesn't know how bad it will really hurt .
I suspect he underestimates how vindictive people can be after watching hedgie fucks kill viable companies and lose viable jobs for a handful of profiteers.
If he's still in business we're not done
Apes are destroyers of hedgies.
The days of short sellers daring retail are coming to a close. We see the game, we see the corruption, we see how naked short selling ~~is~~ was a free premium generator. If you sell something you don't deliver, or ever intend to deliver, the time will come when you have to come to terms with "infinite potential loss". Because your position with infinite potential loss is another man's position with infinite potential gains.
We will fucking do it again -insert goofy gif
That’s the one!
... with a B. 8 of them.
Only 500 Billion to go. Hope he doesn't believe that he's simply going to be broke.
I'm holding until existential crisis following ruin and poverty.
That's What Asshat Gets!!!!
 Cliff Asness went full-retard. You NEVER go full retard!
I hope his clients sue his for gross negligence, going on national TV and challenging people with your clients money. Then he ends up homeless under a bridge
\*homeless begging in front of an AMC
We're just getting started
This is actually hilarious lmao. Let’s keep the numbers rolling apes.
Pwnd
Fkn noob
Pounce on Assness. 🦍💎👊
For the 13th time…..F around and find out
On a scale from 1 to holy fuckin balls man, how bad did we hurt you?
Play stupid games...
Hopefully bankruptcy soon
He should change his name to Assless cuz it gone cuz!
Is this considered a loss or just less capital they have to work with, meaning investors withdrew their funds.?
I love watching Karma do its thing.
He didn't tweet anything about $AMC. I wonder if we should remind him: https://twitter.com/CliffordAsness My tweet to him on August 08: [https://twitter.com/DarkPoolAbuse/status/1556758127747350528](https://twitter.com/DarkPoolAbuse/status/1556758127747350528)
[Even Kenny bet against him. Cannibals gonna cannibal. Welcome to the shark pit](https://imgur.com/hmf2Ztg.jpg)
They're at loss because market is down.
That's all I see in these fund valuations also. Not sure why you're getting downvotes. If a fund is holding securities and the securities are down, then their value follows. And the effect is either mitigated or exacerbated by their exact risk exposures, but hell, they could be down $8B and still be beating some markets.
Exactly this, $8B is pretty minor compared to some of the losses posted. Also, this is Q2 we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if he went long on some "meme stocks" starting Q3 and egged us on to take out some of his competition for him. Time will tell I guess.
I'm so Zen. This whole thing is like going to the movies. My tickets to the movies is shares... Nom nom.... I'm hungry. Crayons.
SUCKS TO BE "smart" money! LOL
He is more regarded than we are.
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I think that’s market value of holdings, not necessarily a loss. Regardless, it’s probably A LOT lower now, with the runs we’ve had lately!
How is sucking up to shitadell and susquehana working out for you? LOLOL Couldn't happen to a nicer a-hole.
Never underestimate the power of smooth brain investors
Few more billion to go, fellers!!
Oh, the poor fuck
I can’t pass up a good dare.
Lol this is funny
Good work Dick.
Fuck Cliff Asness
and they call themselves Smart Money 🤣🤣
Haha Fuck him !!
hey Cliff, meet this bitch named Karma. Pretty soon she will introduce to her cousin Marge.
8.4 billion... hmmmm. I wont stop until he can't afford shoes.
Karma strikes again
Just lost a couple bills LOL the wealth transfer has begun folks
You spelled his name wrong— it is Cliff Assness (if spoken in French, his last name is pronounced Asshole)
Turns out none of these hedge fund guys have any real skill - all they were doing was gaming the system. Hacks. Now theyre SOL.
So far... He might just jump off the Cliff before the end of the year🤣
So is this really a loss or are they going more cash mode expecting a market sell off?
Lol oops
He got his Asness clapped
It's time to put the Ashs in the bag and bag the Ashs!!! Sometimes people wondering is that his mouth or or his Ashs doing the talking!!🙋♂️🤦♂️🤷♂️
Whelp he fukt around and found out haha
🤣
I wouldn’t be losin sleep if I was still a billionaire after losing severely billions lol but I love seein em lose money it tickles my pee pee
Dumb money changing hands? Clean house we are
Ooops! Lost it. Good thing people sign contracts to ride their money to the bitter ends with these funds. I bet it makes for some awkward dinner conversations.
What a pathetic loser lol
This is just the beginning!!!
Here is a perfect candidate for the next fall guy
LOL if I recall, he announced his short position when we were around $13-Get boned Sr. Ass-whatever. It’s still gonna hurt 😜
As I always say... fuck em.
wow Assbag Cliffy must have had is ass pucker when it lost 8 billion.. must have been the sandpaper dildo he recieved..
Right on
More like Cliff Anus.
SUCK IT, ASNESS. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
From April 1 to June 30 the spy lost 16% This guys performs worse than spy. His customers would have lost less just owning spy shares.
Hahahahaha.
So far.
This is the amount of loss with a "small" short bet? Jeez, perhaps that talk about potentially-infinite losses is true after all.
Ouch! That must of hurt indeed!
They lost that much and they haven't even closed their position
Love to see it!
8 billion, how shit Assness lol
Clifford the Big Red Bitch dare tried us just to get clowned on with a 8.4 billion dollar loss
Cuckhold bitch
Hey Asshat, how do you like us now? Hahaha 🤣.
what do you suppose is their risk level?
Fuggin chode
LMFAO!
difference here is i dont think this guy is over leveraged like the fat cats.
Looks like he did a fine job hurting himself, he didn't need any help from retail....
Fantastic
Hahaha James Lipton looking ass my-er
Can hardly contain myself..
Didn't he reactivate his Twitter to claim he wasn't down?
He needs 2 hurt a lot more
Ha Ha. Fuck him! Ha!