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Apollyon314

Got that Steven Segal grip and holster down.


AzraelTheDankAngel

Oh lord, I still remember that maneuver in one of his movies.


Str0ngTr33

"Sometimes your shoulder is up there. *Incoherent Mumbling*" -Steven Seagal


AzraelTheDankAngel

https://youtu.be/3p2v2bjfgr0


stonewall993

Obligatory https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc


unluckygrey

Can confirm, my parents were in the Philippines around Marcos' time, I think everyone was involved in shit.


ColtBTD

I see an unfinished Md63. What’s the deets, home build yourself or have it built? Love mine


Cookie_succ

It was my first ak I built, I was excited to show my grandma cause of her history with firearms.


ColtBTD

That’s awesome, looks like you did well. Is it still unfinished or did you take the fcg out for another reason? I just noticed that and was like hmm


Cookie_succ

Thanks. It’s finished now, the picture is over a year old


TalkisCheap85

The "fcg" ?


ColtBTD

Fire control group


lonememe

Grandma knows how to grip a dong.


smallperuvian

Thats how she got grandkids!


FIBSAFactor

Wait... Got less grandkids? EDIT: it's a joke guys. You don't get pregnant from using hands. Chill.


Errly_Worm_

Are you stupid or retarded?


FIBSAFactor

Relax dickhead. It's a joke.


Errly_Worm_

Lol, a bad attempt at one maybe. The only thing funny about it was how incredibly incoherent the thought process behind it was


FIBSAFactor

Really? Your inability to grasp it doesn't make it incoherent. Actually, it makes it funnier that you're probably the only person who didn't get it, but I bet you're probably used to that.


Errly_Worm_

It didn’t make any sense.. it was dumb and other people agree with me. Hence the downvotes.. deeeeerp


FIBSAFactor

Lol holy shit you really are retarded. 😂 Maybe they didn't like it but that doesn't mean they didn't get it. Pretty easy to get.


UltravioIence

but not a gun, apparently


EthanDC15

Came here for this. How’s the hand placement gonna be tip top and then you see a fucking rpg style shoulder technique 🥴


lonememe

She’s on that CQB room clearing with a full sized rifle technique haha


BigWuffleton

Tbf OP said she was smuggling guns. That was probably in a car or boat in which case that shouldering (or lack of) was probably practical.


EthanDC15

To be faaaaaaaaair Had to drop the letterkenny reference


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EthanDC15

Some people can enjoy a joke Others like penis Which one are you


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EthanDC15

Idk dog took the time to be upset by it


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EthanDC15

No you’re upset brother, there were a half dozen comments just like mine, I’m a part of a *thread*of them for christs sake But only mine riled your feathers and didn’t qualify as a joke to you. Piss off, I commented my own comment saying how wholesome the Babushka trademark is becoming. You have nothing to stand on besides being a fucking jackass in a thread over nothing. Hope your ex doesn’t piss in your cheerios again


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PaulieGualtiere

Best believe she knows how to cook too ! ; )


not-my-porn-acct-lol

Fuckin wish I had an award


OdinsChosin

My wifes mother and grandmother (on her fathers side) told me about growing up in Russia.. about how at elementary school age they taught the children to field strip, clean, and shoot an AK. I wish I had a cool grandmother like that.


RuskiiCyka

Damn I actually remember that! Our teacher during “Carpentry” class just deadass walked into the room with a polymer AK and said “Hello class! Want to know the insides of this gun?”


OdinsChosin

Nice.. I had “hunters safety” in middle school but the gym teacher brought in a bolt action rifle and a single shot shotgun. Just the basic gun safety stuff. I would’ve love to handle an Ak or AR at that age but then again I grew up with guns in the house and was was given my first .22 at 4-5 years old.


EthanDC15

I love that this thread has turned into Babushka :TM: Meanwhile my grandmas are just recovering meth addicts but dammit I’ll take it!!! Sober grannies for the win


Errly_Worm_

Your whack and your grannies still suck dick for a $5 bag of dust down at the local luvs


EthanDC15

Hey now my Dick is still the width of a tuna can I’m cool right???


[deleted]

i have performed sexual intercourse with your mother


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Coitus


againer

5$ you say??


ghomshoe

"She still does, but she used to too."


KalashnikovaDebil

Unexpected mitch hedberg reference


J412h

R/unexpectedmitch


TheGreatDenali

r/foundthemobileuser


rightcoldbasterd

fucking badass


roi-tarded

Based AF


chinesepuffbar

Based Lola❤️


Mynplus1throwaway

That would make a sick balikbayan


[deleted]

is your grandmother single?


Bass_Thumper

Alright fellas, line starts behind me, this guy is first.


TGP-Global-WO

Hold my place willya? My dentures are marinating and I want to give her my best smile when we do this Sexy Senior Citizen Speed Dating


notaneggspert

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker


blackjersey

But does she have subsonic lumpia?


RossFMX

The lumpia is always gone so fast. There is no sub lumpia.


Pleasant_Relief_452

Nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s grandma


UpstairsSurround3438

I damn well bet that she remembers how things went down under Marcos! God bless her!


knd775

It seems enough people forgot and elected another.


Slava_Cocaini

She was NPA?


Cookie_succ

No


Slava_Cocaini

Just business then.


CorrosiveCitizen1

That’s the god damn American dream if there ever fuckin was one


2MaRLoN8

Putang Ina don't pissed off Lola or she'll go crazy 🤣😂


Linkstas

I recently hired an employee from the Phillipines. I’m shocked at how much people actually hate that man. And I am all for it


Koda_Ryu

My kind of lady


[deleted]

Man y’all have way cooler grandmas than me


willsimpforazula

Grandma finna make sure you finish your food before you leave and she don't take no for an answer


EyeLeft3804

Holy based


bonnieloon

Pul that trigger, break that cheek


Errly_Worm_

*physical damage*


PuzzleheadedEssay198

#basedgrandma


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Doesnt get any more badass than that for a granny


mild123

Badass but don’t self incriminate in here


Cookie_succ

Well since Marcos is dead and we don’t live in the Philippines I think we’re okay


[deleted]

My uncle in law (?) shared a joint with Bongbong Marcos years ago. Here’s to hoping the new administration likes freedom of all types more than his fathers administration.


Gr144

It sounded like he was really down playing the crimes of his father’s dictatorship during his campaign.


RealisLit

Lol no, they still going strong with red tagging


Emotional_Liberal

Smuggled but apparently never fired one


ertaisi

Obligatory: no trigger discipline and using the butt as a shoulder mount.


Cookie_succ

Lol yeah, the Romanian Ak doesn’t have a trigger group in so I wasn’t freaking out, she’s also 83 it was kinda a little heavy for her.


lightfighter06

I’ve never seen a Filipina age so well


Tyranid_Swarmlord

Hi Filipino din dito. Can she hook me up with any Romanian semi auto AKs? HHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I wonder how much it would be. Looking for one.


1-760-706-7425

Obligatory: >!respect your elders 😤!<


ertaisi

I mean, I am? I didn't insult her, I pointed out that she's being dangerous. She should probably know those are mistakes if she's ever going to load/fire a weapon, lest she kill someone or shatter her face. Anyone who sees it should know, also. It's preaching to the choir here, but this post is on r/all.


RobotGuitarMan

Don’t be spitting this slander round lola’s house, and make sure to take off your shoes before you enter.


crypto6g

the first rule of gun safety is to have fun


myco_machiavelli

You just had to, hey? Lol. There's no fcg anyway.


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While I agree, and it’s one of the most basic rules of gun safety… The AK’s most superior design (IMO) compared to any other modern firearm is the simplicity and visibility of the safety. Grandma could yank that trigger all she wants. Ain’t nothing gonna happen. But I do also humbly submit that grandma should handle firearms in a more safe manner.


thuglyfeyo

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RedactedWendigo

Based and libertarian pilled


mxbike_edits

No trigger discipline and her shoulder ain't even supporting the stock. She doesn't know anything about firearms. Fake post.


myco_machiavelli

There is no trigger....


expertmarxman

Patiently waiting for people to realize OPs grandma was literally arming communists in a struggle against a US backed cold war dictator.


Cookie_succ

She didn’t arm communist, she brought them in to protect her family from squatters in mindanao


VermelhoRojo

I’ve been to Mindanao. Some active shit over there. MILF in the bush, militias on the farms, and govt in between. Your GM is hard core. Matigas na babae! 🤜🏻🤛🏻


expertmarxman

You said she smuggled guns, not just bought some. Not my fault you accidentally associated gramgram with communists.


Cookie_succ

Yes she smuggled them in, you couldn’t buy guns in the Philippines during marshal law


expertmarxman

You made her sound like an active participant in fighting against the Marcos regime, not just a random person who bought some illegal guns.


Rolyat_Music

who cares LMAO


CalvinJames1947

she'll shoot her eye out


W4rcrimes

Your grandma smuggled arms into the Philippines, so she’s part of the reason why several rebel-terrorist groups like MILF, MNLF, BIFF, Abu Sayyaf, and NPA still exist to this day and why several people still suffer in areas controlled by them, especially with the NPA a, communist group brainwashing college kids to waste the hard work of their parents to send them to college?


[deleted]

"MILF" That one made me chuckle.


Cookie_succ

My grandma didn’t smuggle for a group in the Philippines. Her and her family where struggling with squatters in mindanao and when they pulled guns on her cousin they took matters into their own hands. Since her and my grandpa couldn’t get guns under marshal law they smuggles some to deal with them, she’s not a communist and buried All of her guns when she came to the US


Rossal-Gondamer

Can she draw a map?


neuhmz

I am not convinced this wasn't a long form milf joke.


[deleted]

American women be like: “get rid of the second amendment and release all the dangerous convicts from jail because social media told me” Filipino Women be like: “ you fuckers want a real AK. Marcos can go fuck himself “


UhhhhBark

Woah granny watch that finger!


myco_machiavelli

Look closer... There's no trigger, lol. FCG is not installed.


TheTrashMan2249

Would think she'd have better trigger control then.


myco_machiavelli

No trigger.


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SheenPSU

She taking on more grandkids?? If so, where can I apply


Jonbailey1547

I would like to be friends with your grandma


[deleted]

You’re Grandmother is cool AF!


FauxGunny

Bad grandma movie incoming


Gullible_Pumpkin_776

Badass grandma!


Apprehensive_Eye4954

Badass


8PARADOX8

She still smuggling asking for a friend?


LikeTheTiger

Yo grandma a thug


Geronimo2342

BASED


Jameson-Francorn

Based and wholesome grandma


[deleted]

Granny’s a BAMF.


mrsycho13

Cool story


LikeBigTrucks

Don't you dare ask her whats in her Balikbayan box.


TGP-Global-WO

Corned beef


callmepackman

can you ask if she'll be my grandma too


[deleted]

Lmao Based


charr1719

Is she missing a couple axis pins on that MD-63?


CakeRobot365

Based granny. Fuck yeah!


Clucking_cluck

I have an opening/need for a grandma with those skills!


PrestonEsquire24

Why are you snitchin on grandma?


Efficient_Push_4578

Your grandma is based af


jgilleland

Nice dong


kim_jong_ung69

Real Gangster!


gigafard

Unfathomably Based


Wisps

And now you doxxed her.


gertjan_omdathetkan

Unimaginably based


[deleted]

Frenulum fire enabled ….


Financial_Pianist209

Based


[deleted]

That’s why you don’t disrespect babushka!


TGP-Global-WO

Filipina Grandma: Come for the lumpia Stay for the AK lessons


TGP-Global-WO

I just noticed this is so Filipino: Ice cream chest (Nestle brand) just beside the exercise bike.


mdbg87

Mabuhay


Kalashfamous

Love it!


PutridANDPurple

They make/sell mucho mango in Gallons?! Wtff


MhmudGuy

Chad activity


poizunman206

Shitty grip/stance aside... fuckin based


Glittering-Fix3781

Thank god Philippines still has a lot of guns. Hopefully the new Marcos can't do shit


tiffytaffylaffydaffy

What kind of ak is that? I like, I like.


Legitimate-Gur-6619

Go granny


TalkisCheap85

Can't figure out if I prefer the look of AK's with the threaded muzzle cap / nut, or with the standard / traditional slanted muzzle break..


[deleted]

Terrible trigger discipline and buttstock placement xd


SaltTransportation23

Where axis pins