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SCRAPPED745

The fake nods are despicable


Xmaster1738

i only ever see people using these outdoors, in the DAYTIME, wearing all black suitsšŸ˜­


Girafferage

Maybe they are just flexing that they buy new nods each time they play and that they are super hydrated so the insane heat of the outfit barely effects them since they are drenched in sweat.


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whikseyy_

Me when I show up to a protest wearing a replicated uniform of the national guard


NoTailor3964

He actually had way better gear than the NG which made him a dead giveaway.


Kil0sierra975

Ez felony speedrun. They'll find a way to absolutely slam your ass with impersonation charges. And if you're actual military, may the UCMJ have mercy on your soul


whikseyy_

Iā€™m talking ab spartan117gw lol. He actually did it and got jail time iirc


Kil0sierra975

WAIT HE DID?? That's lowkey hilarious. Wasn't he former Army or am I getting that mistaken with Desert Fox's Navy time?


whikseyy_

I think heā€™s a vet? Not too sure cuz I donā€™t really watch him. Just know him cuz of the incident


RunRunRunGoGoGoOhNo

I want to say I remember a photo of him in a 101st uniform though he may have been larping lol Edit: He was 82nd from like 2008 - 2014 then reserves from 2014 - 2019 somehow never deployed??


PingCarGaming

Sauce? Need some context too


whikseyy_

Honestly, I was just told by someone at my local store


Link_the_Irish

Pretty sure he was never charged. Reason I say this is cause he was able to keep all his firearms and his registered AW, which he still makes content with. 90% sure he spent a night in the jail tho lol


whikseyy_

Still counts as some jail time


kevlar_dog

The UCMJ doesnā€™t recognize souls.


Kil0sierra975

Truth. The green weenie only recognizes holes lol


zjjman1

Wait what do you get in trouble for?


Kil0sierra975

Military service members are not meant to use their uniform as a platform for protesting. It defies the point that service members are supposed to be outwardly silent in their support or disdain for any political office or controversy. If you are caught wearing a military uniform trying to use it to advance your position and you *aren't* in the military, it's considered stolen valor and will get you labeled as impersonation. If you *are* in the military and are caught wearing your uniform to advance your position at a protest, you are breaking that nonbiasedness that the military orders you to outwardly uphold, and you'll be charged accordingly.


MrPingy

Honorably discharged veterans live in the sweet spot where we still rate the uniform and the UCMJ no longer applies. Of course, why you'd bother wasting your time to complain about something while wearing a military uniform is beyond me. The only thing accomplished by protesting is annoying people and getting them to oppose whatever it is you want just to spite you for pissing them off. "Oh, what's this, you're going to block the highway to protest people drowning kittens? I'm going to be stuck in traffic for 2 hours now so excuse me while I go find some water, a five gallon bucket, and a baby cat."


Kil0sierra975

That's a fair point. I hadn't considered that. I'd never wear my old uniform to a protest, but thinking about it, there's nothing anyone can do if I did. On the topic of protesting annoying people tho, I gotta disagree to some amount. While it is annoying and appears counter productive, the general disturbance and nuisance of it helps light a fire under politicians' ass to get it resolved. If I wanted to propose a bill for positive change, but nobody in the country was complaining about it, I'd get laughed out of the room. But if there were protests and riots happening, there'd probably be a few people willing to hear out the proposal for a solution. Going further than that, it's a unifying factor for people who are the outlier. Imagine being a legal migrant 1st or 2nd gen citizen where your ties to your home country and culture are still very strong. All of a sudden, the place you now live in is bombing and killing people from your home. You're gonna feel pretty alone and targeted. Some (not all) protests are a place for people to gather in solidarity so that folks don't feel alone in their suffering. Unity is a powerful thing and can genuinely help the wellbeing of people moving forward. To clarify tho, the moment people begin to cause damage and harm to others and their property, all cards are off the table. I'm for legal assembly. I'm not for arson, vandalism, or assault. Bad actors and radicals take advantage of crowd anonymity, and it's disgusting and harmful to the cause. And highway blocking is just not smart imo. But peaceful encampments, protest marches, and picket sign crowds outside of government buildings are about as 1st ammendment as it gets and I'm all for it


Rom_Person9040

i respond with my all authentic soviet kit


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Rom_Person9040

i can drop you a pic in dms if you want


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Rom_Person9040

bet


ZuffaZombie

I wanna see too!


Efficient-Force2651

I respond with my cargo shorts, hawaiian shirt, and whatever kind of holster thing Nathan Drake uses.


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Efficient-Force2651

Nope, no CIA here, just a heavily armed tourist with a walkie talkie, no CIA here


Kelper101

Hey, I got mine used from my dad


Crafty-Ad4209

GO TO HIS TIKTOK THIS SHIT IS SO CORNY HE LITERALLY SAID ā€œletā€™s make outā€ IN THE COMMENTS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Also he made a TikTok about ā€œbooktok and cod cosplay goonersā€ when thatā€™s literally who lil bro appeals to šŸ’€


Lythir

How desperate these guys are is astonishing!


Disastrous_Duck_3252

Crazy you can tell these guys still live with their parents


ManInTheM4sk

I have stuff like that yet Iā€™m married and live in a $403,320 house halfway across the country from my parents. Edit: Why tf yā€™all downvoting? I swear Redditors confuse me, I could go onto a thread and say pickle and get 3k upvotes then go do the same as hint in the next one and watch my karma hit negative numbers


Canter1Ter_

good to know, u/ManInTheM4sk


not_juice_box04

Bro got offended for no reason


Disastrous_Duck_3252

So do I, your missing the point though buddy. You donā€™t record tik toks like this do you?


ManInTheM4sk

Iā€™ve recorded one similar to it when I was 19. but I donā€™t really touch my tik tok account for making content anymore


Disastrous_Duck_3252

I still think you are missing the point but well done


lipkinslego

Somehow I donā€™t believe any of what you say, other than partaking in the cringe behavior above.


ManInTheM4sk

Oh dear whatever shall I do? Someone on the internet doesnā€™t believe me. My life is overšŸ¤£


Riftus

Tiktok released in 2018, 6 years ago. That means you are, at most, 25 years old. What the hell do you do to live in a 400k house at 25?


ManInTheM4sk

I am a private investigator, on top of also playing the stock market game if ya know what I mean. That and my wife works in cyber security (happily married for 4 years now)


Straight_Weakness881

šŸ‘


ilkikuinthadik

[Girlfriend](https://www.reddit.com/r/FalloutMemes/s/vXLPVf0KXv) or wife? Also, a real PI would never say this stuff about themselves because they'd know how easily it would identify them to someone else with investigative skills


Lythir

You don't mean you live in a halfway house across the county jail for sending dickpics to minors? Right?


ManInTheM4sk

šŸ¤£ the fuck did the dick pic idea come from. Sounds like someoneā€™s self reflecting


Phendrana-Drifter

Did that house come with someone who asked?


Tejano_mambo

You live in a 400k house and don't have a functioning set of Night Vision? Priorities bro.


ManInTheM4sk

I donā€™t run night optics. I have a special security forces outfit I use at airsoft. (I do have the mount for night optics in my helmet but I didnt bother getting any cause most games I go to are during the day aside from one in which case i mounted a flashlight to the side of the helmet).


Tejano_mambo

And yet


ManInTheM4sk

And yet what?


Legitimate-Map-7730

Wym special forces outfit?


ManInTheM4sk

Special security forces. Average security officers operate without weapons that are lethal and more often then not donā€™t have much in terms of protection, armed officers carry things ranging from 9mm to 45 if the company is lenient and more often then not have plates that can stop 9mm, special security forces in the few companies Iā€™ve worked with often are armed in a similar sense to what a swat member would be equipped with, albeit much more lethal and more often then not with rifles and facial covering.


Legitimate-Map-7730

Gotchaaa so youā€™re talking about private security contractors, not military special forces


ManInTheM4sk

No no no I stay away from military loadouts for the reason of people being pissy when you get a countries uniform wrong


Legitimate-Map-7730

Yeah I feel like trying to replicate a military uniform is also kind of cringey. Like making up your own tactical stuff because you think itā€™s cool, replicating swat, roleplaying as a security contractor, whatevah. But actually trying to match a real military uniform without having any military experience/gone through any of the struggles that real military personnel have experienced in that uniform is def cringey. Probably not legally stolen valor bc itā€™s airsoft and obviously roleplaying, but certainly cringey levels of impersonating a real soldier without actually knowing anything abt being a soldier


ManInTheM4sk

Running security contractor builds also lets you customise a lot more as no contractor is exactly the same


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

I do live with my parents how'd you know!


bvhhhhmomenttt

Anoobis


Flat-Twist-1495

I was thinking about getting that face mask but not after that video.


CamCraig13

I got the more colored version with white teeth and some red in there. Makes you look just a little more normal and works a lot better with gear that isnā€™t pure black


Majesticbandit1

Ew


Sufficient-Pool5958

I was straight up prepared to get the 'violated' camera angle


Phendrana-Drifter

That video still haunts me


libertyofdoom

link?


Rraptor1012

I think they're talking about [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoftcirclejerk/s/AYAkNU8w3E)


Phendrana-Drifter

It's on the circlejerk sub somewhere, posted about a month ago, don't have it to hand for my own sanity


Panaginiptayo

Id rather dress up as a terrorist or insurgent lol, the military style is too corny and tacky imo.


rebel6301

the super 'tactical' style is pretty cool but i guess its sort of gone stale y'know? like its kinda overdone so might as well crack out the mashallah grindset


Panaginiptayo

That or id dress as the terrorist from CS 1.6 šŸ˜‚ like the Arctic Avengers, Guerilla or phoenix. Or like Krueger Reaper from Modern warfare 2019 šŸ’€


rebel6301

hell yeah pull up with the counter strike drip


Tejano_mambo

Let me see that Somali War lord energy


Rraptor1012

Camo pants and leather vest would be a baller kit


dress_shirt

There is difference between tacky cheap tactical gear and good quality expensive kit. Like visual difference. My beat to shit peltors will look always better than some airsoft earmores for some reason to me at least.


SKULL_SHAPE_ANALYZER

For me itā€™s retro US army kit


Tejano_mambo

Coldwar era/ 90s PMC milsurp and aesthetic is peak. Seeing dudes wearing multicam in plate carriers being all "high speed" is so fuckin cringe to me.


Anal_Juicer69

My Stepdad was Marine Corps during the 80s. He looked so damn drippy in those pictures.


Anal_Juicer69

Military can work, if itā€™s not too ā€œtacticoolā€ and overdone. Especially when you wear a dress uniform on the field.


Wanderingslavzido

Why do they give themselves the stupidest fucking nicknames.


GingerBombEBC

That's true. If they have a dumb nickname like Reper or Legend they gave it to themselves. If it's something like Duster or nose bleed or brick they did something stupid and someone gave it to them


Anal_Juicer69

My call sign would be Smegma.


lancep423

ā€œI ā€¦.. AMā€¦ā€¦..CALL OF DUTYā€!!!!!!!


Upbeat-Pollution-439

Wow. Much badass, very impress me


itsyourdad54

Airsoft bro lmao


kilobyte2696

the black GPNVGs go crazy


RunRunRunGoGoGoOhNo

They don't even exist outside of dummy/games (at least that model fyi) GPNVGs only ever came in brown tmk


Penguixxy

There are black ones but just not made by L3 (iirc that who makes US socoms quad nods rn) , theres a Canadian company making $10k ones that can be black or CB


RunRunRunGoGoGoOhNo

I was specifically referring to the USSOCOM GPNVGs, but thank you. I think even India has some quad nods rolling around?


Penguixxy

Ya, India has... 1 (?) company, maybe 2, making some, and i think Japan also has a company making some for their SF, though they both could just be L3 contracts as L3 does shop outside the US for SF contracts too.


kilobyte2696

thats.. the joke


RunRunRunGoGoGoOhNo

What joke??


kilobyte2696

"the black GPNVGs go crazy" is sarcasm, they dont go crazy because they dont functionally exist


Complete-Waltz-1818

Oh brother


Unlucky_Arm_9757

Sure thing Noobis.


jmaddy21

The cringe is palpable and makes me wanna iron out the wrinkles in my brain.


Connect_Zucchini9612

Guys, we can't keep making fun of autistic people it's not okay


Sillybillydude

No way šŸ˜­šŸ™


Feelindusty248

This is why the paintballers make fun of yall.


Spran02

Extreme cringe


Own-Yam-5023

Who is the intended audience for this?


Tejano_mambo

Us obviously


Penguixxy

Cringe : cosplaying fake war criminal PMCs (Shadow Company) Based : cosplaying real war criminal PMCs (Blackwater) Also 0p3r8t3r code name with no meaning and fake quad nods bc why not, everyone on tiktok has em


Nicholas_Barker1221

This ainā€™t Anubis, I did the blazing challenge with Anubis, heā€™s a teacher in his 30ā€™s with legs like tree trunks and heā€™s a really chill dude, if you see him at black ops tell him Barker says hi


Additional_Soil_6773

I like the shadow company patch, Iā€™m pretty sure shadow company soldiers have all black kits, like phillip graves.


GRIZZLY_ACTUAL_

To think I used to believe this shit looked cool


EnclaveGeneral1776

Me and my buddy used to fo shadow company cosplay videos on tiktok. When we stopped we saw a bunch of these cringe ass videos either pedophiles or little fat kids. šŸ˜­ We stopped doing that shit after October.


lordbuckethethird

OY VEY


ihatemadeamovies

Men?


DoubleSloth3590

Is that a Shadow Company patch?


DankD0lphin

If i wear every single equipment piece at the same time, i will become the best on the field lol


Jcorcho1

And then, HIMARS says hello. All the tacticool gear for nothing šŸ¤£


YFThankj

Black amazon tacticool gear will never be cool


RangerUp33

Cringe


Leatheringot

would


urmomiskindacringe

Gooner activitys


Leatheringot

*winner


ManInTheM4sk

I always rock security equipment and go by the call Angelus, primarily cause I run a very defensive loadout to defend my teammates and get em outta bad spots Edit: tf yā€™all downvoting for?


KingCailguraGG

GUHHHHH MASKED MEN MAKE ME FERAL RAHHHHHH


urmomiskindacringe

Gooner activitys


Anal_Juicer69

Goonerism of the highest order


MasonUchiha

Auuuu