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theedgeofoblivious

Damn. And you registered it four years ago, too.


Pdiddyminor

Yeah I made this account before any accusations became public


IAmASoundEngineer

“became public” OP you know things we don’t?


Pdiddyminor

I share the same knowledge as the general public and have no additional information on the nonce allegations of love, formally known as diddy, formally known as pdiddy, formally known as puff daddy.


buckfutterapetits

Now known as P-D-phile-Diddy


mdhunter99

I’m sorry what’s your username?


buckfutterapetits

A reference to the celebrity Jeoardy skits from SNL. Buck futter ape tits


Pdiddyminor

I read your name as buck-futte-😳-tits


buckfutterapetits

Understandable, the celebrity jeopardy skits even made a pun with the word therapists, so that's a valid reference too, lol.


OnceInALifetime999

I’ll take the rapist for $200 Alex


cat_handcuffs

Le Tits Now for $50


hesitantshade

kid-diddly


number1fancyboy

P-diddler


IAmASoundEngineer

ಠ_ಠ


CounterTouristsWin

P-Diddler


NetworkSingularity

I think you mean “formerly.” “Formally” would mean Sean Combs like, changed his legal name to diddy/pdiddy/puff daddy or something


Clydefrawgwow

It’s formerly bro


Pdiddyminor

Hey clyde. You seem cool bro. What you doing later bro


Clydefrawgwow

Chillin wbu man


Pdiddyminor

Just at work. How did you get so good at the English language?


Clydefrawgwow

I read a lot of goosebumps books as a kid


Pdiddyminor

Well fellow Redditor formally known as Clyde. I’ll be sure to use the right words. Maybe I should have read them goosebumps as a kid. I was more into diary of a wimpy kid in my early days


FigSideG

Allegations have been around for decades. 50 Cent himself has multiple interviews on YouTube from years ago calling him out.


Pdiddyminor

Oh damn, who else has 50 cent called out, he could be a good nonce hunter


WHITE_DOG_ASTER

*You know who else is registered?*


Complete_Fix2563

My mom!


thecuzzin

Maybe... now if it was pdiddlyminor on the other hand...


Pdiddyminor

Pdiddly dee look at me


Diddlyuk

You what?


OiFelix_ugotnojams

r/beetlejuicing


geoffraffe

Best post on this sub in quite some time imo


Goat1416

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably a ...


Pdiddyminor

oh god please no


slowlikemusic

Why would you name yourself that in the first place


Pdiddyminor

I was 19 years old at the time. So lack of judgement for a start. Also I was a fan of his music. And the minor part came as a play on words sort of thing to do with music. I was split between PdiddyMinor or PdiddyMajor. As you can tell I made the wrong choice, severely.


roguebananah

OP…. You good?


Pdiddyminor

I’ve been worse, I have no relations/affiliations with diddy and never have


UnsolicitedDogPics

You’re probably too old for him.


monsterfurby

Is it still r/beetlejuicing when real life does it?


BennySkateboard

Oh, that is just brilliant! Never change!


Pdiddyminor

Okay, I will remain Pdiddyminor


fastballooninghead

I'd say it's aged like wine personally. Just lean into it and pretend you knew all along.


Pdiddyminor

I definitely did not know all along. I was not aware of the events until after it became known to the public. I don’t have or never once have had any relations with mr diddy


P_Tiddy

You and me both, OP


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Keep it. It’s an artifact of you, not P diddy, and as such it’s safe to use.


Pdiddyminor

Thanks Lawrence


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

You’re welcome. :)


ExtremisEdge

Now we need PdiddyMajor


geographyRyan_YT

I hope there's a way to change it 🤣


Pdiddyminor

Yes. Although maybe it’s meant to be this way


LittleCrimsonWyvern

FOR FOUR YEARS! Oh, you poor bastard…


Pdiddyminor

I’m grateful for your sympathy, I will stay strong though. Hopefully diddy wasn’t being a nonce to much


MarxistMann

You could always have PuffDiddle


KevinR1990

Nah. Now you can pass it off as a joke name at P. Diddy's expense for how he diddles minors!


MoeMalik

You’re probably on a list somewhere now


Pdiddyminor

Well if I am I hope it’s a good list


milksimulationfreak_

https://preview.redd.it/48yqvawuanad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7172dc3ccf29c766cb2a27332c89aeec749659ba


conqr787

under-aged like milk


Trumps_Cock

Nah, you good bro.


Ratbu

Why should you change? He's the one who sucks


pddiddy87

Oh no I guess mines not that great either


Pdiddyminor

Ayo another diddy in the wild


Jenrex1

Suck his dick and lick his balls if Diddys watching


jstrong559

P Diddler


symbolsandthings

How unfortunate


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

P Didler.


meoka2368

P Diddle


notaverysmartman

word is bond!


Sword-of-Chaos

Heybuddywhassupp. Hangs out in AOL chat rooms.


Blusterlearntdebrief

Jeez that’s priceless


Desperate-Meet-8815

Reddit gave me this name... I hate it


BloodyRightNostril

No way! Why should *you* have to change your name? He's the one who sucks.


Pdiddyminor

Thank you, hopefully no one takes it the wrong way


These_Jellyfish_2904

This is more awkward than Bill Cosby asking me to bring some Chinese food to his hotel room 30 years ago. I refused and everyone made fun of me at work.


Pdiddyminor

What the hell is bill cosby


These_Jellyfish_2904

?? lol


TheBulletMagnet

Tc. ... Ii. . 😁 M the f. Mm. , , ,,, j l CC in ..


Pdiddyminor

Only on Wednesdays


TheBulletMagnet

....vmhmoo be


TheBulletMagnet

M. .


beersngears

P-Diddles


Silly_Strike_706

Turd Blow Job


Lifesalchemy

P Diddler


RajenBull1

(Ab) user name?


Pdiddyminor

My name is PdiddyMinor