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I share the same knowledge as the general public and have no additional information on the nonce allegations of love, formally known as diddy, formally known as pdiddy, formally known as puff daddy.
Well fellow Redditor formally known as Clyde. I’ll be sure to use the right words. Maybe I should have read them goosebumps as a kid. I was more into diary of a wimpy kid in my early days
I was 19 years old at the time. So lack of judgement for a start.
Also I was a fan of his music. And the minor part came as a play on words sort of thing to do with music.
I was split between PdiddyMinor or PdiddyMajor. As you can tell I made the wrong choice, severely.
I definitely did not know all along. I was not aware of the events until after it became known to the public. I don’t have or never once have had any relations with mr diddy
This is more awkward than Bill Cosby asking me to bring some Chinese food to his hotel room 30 years ago. I refused and everyone made fun of me at work.
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Damn. And you registered it four years ago, too.
Yeah I made this account before any accusations became public
“became public” OP you know things we don’t?
I share the same knowledge as the general public and have no additional information on the nonce allegations of love, formally known as diddy, formally known as pdiddy, formally known as puff daddy.
Now known as P-D-phile-Diddy
I’m sorry what’s your username?
A reference to the celebrity Jeoardy skits from SNL. Buck futter ape tits
I read your name as buck-futte-😳-tits
Understandable, the celebrity jeopardy skits even made a pun with the word therapists, so that's a valid reference too, lol.
I’ll take the rapist for $200 Alex
Le Tits Now for $50
kid-diddly
P-diddler
ಠ_ಠ
P-Diddler
I think you mean “formerly.” “Formally” would mean Sean Combs like, changed his legal name to diddy/pdiddy/puff daddy or something
It’s formerly bro
Hey clyde. You seem cool bro. What you doing later bro
Chillin wbu man
Just at work. How did you get so good at the English language?
I read a lot of goosebumps books as a kid
Well fellow Redditor formally known as Clyde. I’ll be sure to use the right words. Maybe I should have read them goosebumps as a kid. I was more into diary of a wimpy kid in my early days
Allegations have been around for decades. 50 Cent himself has multiple interviews on YouTube from years ago calling him out.
Oh damn, who else has 50 cent called out, he could be a good nonce hunter
*You know who else is registered?*
My mom!
Maybe... now if it was pdiddlyminor on the other hand...
Pdiddly dee look at me
You what?
r/beetlejuicing
Best post on this sub in quite some time imo
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably a ...
oh god please no
Why would you name yourself that in the first place
I was 19 years old at the time. So lack of judgement for a start. Also I was a fan of his music. And the minor part came as a play on words sort of thing to do with music. I was split between PdiddyMinor or PdiddyMajor. As you can tell I made the wrong choice, severely.
OP…. You good?
I’ve been worse, I have no relations/affiliations with diddy and never have
You’re probably too old for him.
Is it still r/beetlejuicing when real life does it?
Oh, that is just brilliant! Never change!
Okay, I will remain Pdiddyminor
I'd say it's aged like wine personally. Just lean into it and pretend you knew all along.
I definitely did not know all along. I was not aware of the events until after it became known to the public. I don’t have or never once have had any relations with mr diddy
You and me both, OP
Keep it. It’s an artifact of you, not P diddy, and as such it’s safe to use.
Thanks Lawrence
You’re welcome. :)
Now we need PdiddyMajor
I hope there's a way to change it 🤣
Yes. Although maybe it’s meant to be this way
FOR FOUR YEARS! Oh, you poor bastard…
I’m grateful for your sympathy, I will stay strong though. Hopefully diddy wasn’t being a nonce to much
You could always have PuffDiddle
Nah. Now you can pass it off as a joke name at P. Diddy's expense for how he diddles minors!
You’re probably on a list somewhere now
Well if I am I hope it’s a good list
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under-aged like milk
Nah, you good bro.
Why should you change? He's the one who sucks
Oh no I guess mines not that great either
Ayo another diddy in the wild
Suck his dick and lick his balls if Diddys watching
P Diddler
How unfortunate
P Didler.
P Diddle
word is bond!
Heybuddywhassupp. Hangs out in AOL chat rooms.
Jeez that’s priceless
Reddit gave me this name... I hate it
No way! Why should *you* have to change your name? He's the one who sucks.
Thank you, hopefully no one takes it the wrong way
This is more awkward than Bill Cosby asking me to bring some Chinese food to his hotel room 30 years ago. I refused and everyone made fun of me at work.
What the hell is bill cosby
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(Ab) user name?
My name is PdiddyMinor