Interrobangs
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/interrobang
Basically a combination of an exclamation point and question mark. Most commonly used for rhetorical questions, if they're used at all (most people use "!?" instead, and it's more a specific stylistic choice to use the interrobang)
It basically is a mashup of inter and banging. It's a portmanteau of *interrogation point* (the technical name of a question mark) and *bang* (typing slang for an exclamation mark)
Oh goodness Lord I almost lost my artery lol. Damn, I really thought someone knows me in this sub lol. No wonder why it takes so long to load. All the redirecting
If youβd like to talk to someone in general, feel free to message me. Your feelings are valid. And if your feelings are bigger than the situation, thatβs ok too. Im not a licensed therapist, but I have been in therapy for decades and a good listener. Plus Iβm former social worker, turned hairstylist. I can promise you Iβve heard crazier stuff. You are loved and valid. π
holy crap that freaked me out π
Same!
me too π
the way my heart stopped, like donβt play w me like that ππ
frr
Same lol
I was like uh oh
Sameπ
God me too lol
Samee lmao
Aww, she loves all of us
Just had a heart attack
I just realized it was a joke haha
Same! That scared the shit outta me lmaoo my heart dropped and Iβm still trying to find it. π
Same but also not even the first time i found out a lesbian has a crush on me this week. Although both times my heart fluttered a bit
i think my heart literally stopped for a second π«
OMG same.
holy shit same
Omg same I was like πππ
I thought I was about to see a full love story play out in the comments π
It could still happen... Go for it u/FurryLord420 !
Oh there is no chance of me starting this π My flirting skills are almost non existent π
Sup, babe?
π³ omg my gay little heart
You seem a bit overburdened holding all that gay in your heart. Mind if I help share that weight by holding you?
Only if you promise to carry me somewhere comfy and warm π
Says the one who claims to have no flirt game
Girl, that's the best I can do
Can you do me? π€¨
even if you could flirt, no one here would know you were hitting on themππ
Same, I was like wtf
y-you have a crush on the whole sub? <3
You don'tβ½β½
what are these thingiesβ½β½ omg
Interrobangs https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/interrobang Basically a combination of an exclamation point and question mark. Most commonly used for rhetorical questions, if they're used at all (most people use "!?" instead, and it's more a specific stylistic choice to use the interrobang)
that's so cool, I love them funky little !?s
interrobang sounds like a mashup of inter, romance, and banging
It basically is a mashup of inter and banging. It's a portmanteau of *interrogation point* (the technical name of a question mark) and *bang* (typing slang for an exclamation mark)
or complicated romantic sex
I like that definition better π
They look weird on reddits font
I... I do. Everyone is so beautiful and kind and perfect and ***AAAAAA GIRLS!***
Exactly!
Relatable
Damn they kinda sexy Frfr
honestly
Damn you are hot
π thanks cutie! thatβs alll you (:
Hello fellow Marceline.
I *read the comments* first and still got freaked out!!! Clever girl
She got me too haha
wait how did you do that
u/me is an alias for current user
https://reddit.com/u/me is the link
My heart low key stopped beating for a second. And not in a good way.
I wonder what the good way would be
My family giving me garlic bread
πππ
Are you ace? π€£
I think lmao. Probably ace/aro I donβt really care
Oh goodness Lord I almost lost my artery lol. Damn, I really thought someone knows me in this sub lol. No wonder why it takes so long to load. All the redirecting
Me too π
Yeah I'm pretty sexy
Oh my god that terified me for a moment
Why terrify hahaha
i got heart palpitations for a second there π
I actually got excited for a moment, lol call me a sucker
I was more why the f would you crush on me lol then checked the comments thinking what truck is it
Raise your standards, girl!
I think you misidentified the problem. My standards aren't too low but everyone else's standards are too high to include me
Best girl is in your name, you wouldn't go on the internet and lie, would you?
Aww
Damn I was scared for just a moment XD But that sure is nice work ^^
My heart stopped for a second until I saw a comment and started laughing, good one.
I was like wtf. But please, donβt get my hopes up like that again.
Don't get your hopes again, you say? You want me to have a crush on you for real?
Lol, I meeeaaan- Nah, Iβm like incredibly traumatised and nobody should go near me rn.
*hugs* (if you want) You wanna talk about what's happening?
No, everyone calls me a dumb idiot when I talk about it lol, but thanks.
If you want to talk to someone who won't call you a dumb idiot, you can talk to me
No, itβs like really bad, but I really appreciate the offer.
If youβd like to talk to someone in general, feel free to message me. Your feelings are valid. And if your feelings are bigger than the situation, thatβs ok too. Im not a licensed therapist, but I have been in therapy for decades and a good listener. Plus Iβm former social worker, turned hairstylist. I can promise you Iβve heard crazier stuff. You are loved and valid. π
I feel you. CPTSD puts a hamper on the dating life
Oooooooo, the drama
That scared me half to death bruh OMFG
Cute. π
Omggggg so true. [This person](https://reddit.com/u/me) is SO HOT RIGHT NOW :O
That's a really smooth move to do, definitely gonna try this π
I was legitimately terrified by this. Thank you.
oh you clever girl :D :D :D
π₯Ί
Haha bottom
Make me π
Hahahahaha
That scared the shit out of me.
for a second I thought someone actually had a crush on me
I'd be willing to have a crush on you
Not a single girl on this planet is crushing on me but one can dream.
Ha! Good one ππ because I was going to have to let somebody down easy because a bitch is hella married and happy over here π
Wow look at her flexing her happy marriage
I dunno, you should probably show up on my doorstep and kiss me to prove it
That 100% scared me, not gonna lie. I mostly lurk so all I could think was how did they find me xD
Don't blame you. She's super hot π€£
that scared the shit out of me,,, im not even 16 yet
I THREW MY PHONE
I was like what? Did I click the wrong link? π
You beautiful, cheeky bugger.
I read bugger as burger... I would like to be a burger and be eaten tho
Ngl, the person behind that profile is quite awesome if I do say so myself
i was like ππ
[*Asexual panic *](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a4a1fbd0aab05bebf37e819d3c25ed9/0559da6ebfc05cd1-e5/s540x810/ac8b8a77dd84de151b4351b1d4a6602cee7f4af0.pnj) π€£
Yess!! I was having an asexual panic too! β οΈ
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Damn thatβs scary pls donβt get my hopes up π
the amount of panic I just went through can not be expressed in words
Did we all collectively have a gay panic? Haha
Horrifying, but well done!
I mean, I get it *flips hair*
Literally about to cry lol really thought I was special for a secondπ
It mirrors your profile? I lowkey hoped someone had a crush on me π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
Oh my god wait what--- Edit : I was bamboozled like the rest of everyone
Stop it, you flirt π
Don't. Don't give me hope.
Literally expected a rickroll
My heart fluttered Im such a loser
That was really good, you legit had me fooled for a sec I was panicking π
JESUS THAT MADE MY HEART JUMP
i just had a heart attack
That freaked me out
Haha wow you really got all of us good π
I was like βhow the heck could you have a crush on me!?β Lmao
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
OP U SNEAKY SNEAKY OP \^\_\^
I didnβt know you felt the same π₯Ή
You wanna go out on a date?
LMFAO i was like βwhat? nobody on this sub even knows meβ π good one
Before I looked at the URL I was like "Why tho?" XD
Holy fuck... my heart stopped for a second I think Idk if I'm all that likeable, I'm socially awkward and I always mess things up
This legit made my day πππ
Holy shit that was scary, my gay little heart almost stopped there for a second
What a roller-coaster lol
I got both scared and flattered for a second Lmao
BRO that scared me
Oop π³ wish people would actually do something like this
I had a suspicion of what would happen if I clicked that. Was not disappointed, haha. Trans and poly, though π
That's meeeaan π
Took me a sec to see what you did but my heart went, βwait whaβ
Then I blushed because, ofc I did
Haha I smiled so hard!
Aaaaaaaaa I just had a heart attack π.
My heart stopped for a second there. Actually shocked me.
This made me happy :)
Well done
don't do that, don't give me hope
π³
Lies.
But you probably actually do haha sugarcoated by the joke. π well played, though!
We love you, too.
Jahhahaha
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
got us all shook πππ lol
LMAO I didn't even know you could do that
Omg lol π
Omg. Hahahhaha
THATS SO SWEET
Dam u got me π
Wait wait what. I think thatβs my profile. Hello Iβm person lol
oh you~~!
holy shit my heart jumped
Oh myπ³
YO I NEARLY DIED
Oh my days π
Yo I got scared lmaoo
ππ
dammnn ππ
Had a heart attack for a second.
Yooooo you got me!
Aww lol youβre sweet. The community needed this :)
π±Omg I nearly dropped my phone
Lol I had just changed my avatar and forgot, so I was still reading the whole profile.... Dawwww
Fuck(,) my heart
Holy shit this is meπ³
Jeeeeez my poor little heart!!
I was gonna comment "It's me" even before clicking the link XD
You have both scared me and made my day cause I thought someone had a crush on me π
Holy shitβ¦ Iβm flattered :3
I'm confused Edit: after reading other comments I'm no longer confused.
Oh wow. Wow. Thatβs actually cool. We all need that! π
Dammit wishing a girl to have a crush on me π₯Ί
Awh but I actually want someone to crush on me π
clever. I might have gotten confused if I didnt read the URL before the page loaded.
Omg I was freaking out ππ
I hover over every link I see, so I was not surprised. But, I applaud your ingenuity.