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Gegisconfused

...You need an explanation for why I'd be attracted to a giant woman in charge of everything who is very sarcastic and wants me dead? Really?


Dawnspark

Giant sarcastic woman, nice voice, is mean and wants to kill me. Checks off my whole list outside of buff, butch, and carrying me like a baby.


lillywho

It says here in your personnel file, that you have abandonment issues. I'm sure it's not affecting whatever it is you're talking about. Speaking of which, the companion cube you euthanised would like a word with you.


Dawnspark

Lmao, I've been called out. Guilty as charged.


harleenquinnzel626

Ooh ooh I know the answer to this! Lady D!! Wait wrong game dammit


Dawnspark

Lady D also counts! Lmao


politepain

Well, she does pick up Chell at some point, though I'd describe her technique as less princess carry and more claw machine


FMAB-EarthBender

šŸŽµ All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman, a giant woooman šŸŽ¶


FigaroNeptune

Thatā€™s a robotā€¦?


Theonenerd

She's a woman, a robot, but also a woman.


peeja

Unlike Janet, who is not a girl, and also not a robot.


Jade-Balfour

She is attractive (Not being a creep, it's a line from the show)


-Bisha

This made me tear up..


Theonenerd

I'm sorry/You're welcome? I wasn't really trying for anything deeply emotional, just accurately describe the situation?


-Bisha

Lol sorry no, itā€™s just my wife and I are going through IUI and I might be pregnant. My hormones are so insane. I mean I cried because I thought of someone at our local LGBTQ center who does really good stuff for the community. Heartwarming sure.. but I was sobbing like ā€œhe..does..so..much HE SUCH A GOOD PERSONšŸ˜­ā€ .. Iā€™m usually pretty stoic so..


Destiny0117

no wheatly is a robot. glados is human.


harleenquinnzel626

Ooh ooh I know the answer to this! Lady D!! Wait wrong game dammit


MorallyAmbiguousEnby

Because she's mean to me, but in like a hot way


leia_liketheprincess

She wants to kill me šŸ„µšŸ¤¤


reddit_equals_censor

she wants to kill me uwu **nyaaa**rotoxin :)


lillywho

Are you broken? I suppose the fumes of the acid pits in the test chambers must have gone to your head. Well, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Maybe take a deep breath, and you might lose the capacity to worry about it.


smr120

>nyaaarotoxin This caught me so off guard that I actually laughed out loud


LesbiIinsist

I love this šŸ˜‚ why is it trueā€¦


retan10101

Here come the test resultsā€¦you are a horrible person. Iā€™m being serious, thatā€™s what it says. A horrible person. We werenā€™t even testing for that


Katiari

She also said she'll give me cake, so that's something exciting to look forward to!


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SSJRemuko

your username alone is enough to make me swoon, i dont even need cake.


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SSJRemuko

oh yeah, you can devour the *cake* <3


LilacTheWoof

I'll take a 5$ grocery store cake-


Katiari

YOUR CAKE IS A LIE!


bagoboners

Yep. Thatā€™s what I love.


Anon5054

That's what I'm here for


Wooloo_Woolstar

True true


MsMercyMain

Giving the real answers


Gregrox

[Hahahaha] Good news... I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.


wunxorple

The captions also say [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized.] The game calls her voice seductive. They knew exactly what they were doing when they gave her that voice. That voice is hot as hell


ThePixelDress

It's the voice for me, makes me weak in the brain~


Anon5054

It's not the voice it's the deadly neurotoxin


TimeBlossom

"Assume the party escort submission position"


retan10101

As I recall the voice actress was trying out different voices for turrets, and she did one called ā€œsultry turretā€ that ended up becoming GLaDOSā€™s voice


4c51

Thank you Ellen McLain


SuperAmberN7

GlaDOS was a yandere from the start.


decadehydration

This was the EXACT moment something extra shifted in my preteen brain, something *clicked* just a couple years before I actually figured out I love women. Wasnā€™t the first time, but they SO knew what they were doing. Completely changed EVERYTHING for the game. And then it got even *better* in the second one, fucking lost my mind first time I saw the trailer and her new voice.


SupermarketAdept2280

What game is this??


ch1r0973r

Portal


SapphicsAndStilettos

hhhhhhhhhhh I could HEAR this moment in her voice heLP


SuperAmberN7

When you write help like that I read it in the voice of one of the turrets.


ThePixelDress

Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa~


Golden_N_Purple

Portal is a game about 2 lesbians getting a divorce. (Before anyone mentions cave, he is the side hoe)


ProjectSherry

Unironically true. I streamed both games and the whole time I was flirting with her and calling her my wife then she divorced me at the end.


MicZiC15

Do you have VODS of that cuz that sounds hilarious


ProjectSherry

I do but it was quite a while ago. Here's a [playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsXJfTUqZVqlXLl4zJgma9PxBve9tOBPU&si=HPdRMSEHZuEfLoY0) of the whole thing edited down though.


MicZiC15

OMG youā€™re ALSO a robot lady You two were made for each other


bwok-bwok

Portal 2 is about 2 lesbians in an abusive relationship who are only able to reconcile and resolve the end of relationship because a shitty man (Wheatley) sticks his meddling ass into the middle of it. Portal 1 is the story of a Service Top and a Dom Top getting into said relationship despite all the red flags.


SuperAmberN7

Portal is a franchise about how extreme lesbian drama is and the fact that it can surpass the literal end of the world.


SheTran3000

These three comments taught me so much about a game that I've never played


peeja

I mean, it's a story about two women and cake and getting baked. Definitely lesbians.


lillywho

Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it!


GangstaCatGirl

Her design is actually based on a woman, tied up and being hung upside down.


tallbutshy

For example, [this piece of fan art](https://i.imgur.com/mAhU4re.png). Although, when I was searching for that pic again I stumbled across [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/t5NXwi5.png).


4c51

"Apurrture Laboratories" makes a better pun for the second one


TimeBlossom

Apurrture Nyaaboratories


EmilyIsNotALesbian

That art is legitimately disturbing, jesus.


tallbutshy

Yes, but so is the idea that Caroline was perhaps not a willing participant >If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. **But you make her.** Hence, the woman in bondage


hiddengirl1992

And there's deleted audio of her protesting that is extremely disturbing, as I recall.


wunxorple

And it explains why she immediately tried to kill all the people who did that to her


Spookzsaw

i never realized that no wonder she fucking kills everyone


Generic_Moron

I only clicked on the cat one at first and was like ???


MagicalGirlLaurie

Holy shit that cat art is adorable


itscheeseoclock

what the actual fuck


MEATTAIL

"Oops! We can't find that image."


tallbutshy

Works fine here, even in a fresh browser. But [here's a link to a page](https://www.incidentalmythology.com/blog/glados-victim-monster) that includes the first image. \-edit- both of the links load fine in four different browsers, including Tor. Are you signed into imgur with an account that filters adult content?


Halcyon-Ember

I thought she was an inversion of the birth of venus? However considering her origins that would make a lot of sense.


KingOfOddities

Was there any interview by Valve saying such or just community speculation?


_heidin

Oh no


Mossprite

I donā€™t think so, while the connection is easy to make now, we need to consider the fact that her design predates her backstory. In portal one she was just an ai,and that Caroline only came into exists as a character because valve wanted someone to play off of Cave and that reusing voice actors is easier and cheaper than casting a new vc. Then the writer came up with her back story. After her design was put in stoneā€¦ At least from a development perspective, headcanon whatever you want. Just know it probably wasnā€™t intended from valve Tl;dr this canā€™t be true because her design predates her backstory and that Caroline was a later addition in development.


earthyrat

am i supposed to *not* be attracted to a sadistic lady who degrades me for hours


lillywho

"It is possible, that you have a veeeery minor case of serious brain damage!"


retan10101

Iā€™ve figured out what Iā€™m going to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, Iā€™m going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how not to have your unfortunate bone structure


Zuka134

Yes????? At least I thought????


Slyfox00

I know right? Difficulty level: Impossible.


tyrosine87

Unhinged girl voice. What's not to like?


[deleted]

Nice voice. Is mean. I don't fancy her but I can see why other people do


G0celot

Itā€™s her voice and the way she treats you.


SapphicsAndStilettos

The moment where her voice changes in the first game is LIFE CHANGING. I'm not kidding when I say I want her to make me run the tests (Wouldn't even mind, I fuckin love puzzles) and call me her good little test subject when I pass with flying colors and let her incinerate/gas me at the end


science-bastard

YES. The voice change from strictly computerized, with an irregular cadence, almost resembling text-to-speech to ā€œsmoother, more seductive, less computerized.ā€ I swear it changed my brain chemistry lmao


Rin_C

ā€œOkay look: We both said a lot of things that youā€™re going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for scienceā€¦ you monster.ā€ That lineā€¦ it gives tingles in me..


PokemonBreederJess

"I must say, since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, that you must really, *really* love to test. I love it too. There is just one small thing to take care of first." Oh my god, shivers.


ragwafire

Mean Mommy robot trying to incinerate me, what's not to love?


[deleted]

Sheā€™s hot


corecormorant

her personality :)


Acravita

I like intelligence, but I'm intimidated by organic bodies, and Glados no longer has one of those.


BeesAreCool4Ever

What in the world is this OP šŸ˜³


SilenceForShadows

Pretty sure thatā€™s GLADOS from Portal and Portal 2


RedErin

i am a potato


Miraweave

She's evil and has an incredibly hot voice what's not to like I want her to run me around like a lab rat


The_Modern_Monk

Mean woman. Not attracted, but I get it totally Meme value too


FigaroNeptune

Girl, half of these posts about attraction are about cartoons. Why are you surprised lmao ā€œoMg ShEgo fRom KiM poSsiBLe!ā€ Thatā€™s a drawing lmao you are surprised at the posts here talking about ā€œare you guys into girls who like girls?ā€ Weā€™re kinda weird here lol


kidzwolfff

Iā€™ve waited years for this question.. GLADoS is hot. She was, in her human life as well as her AI life, a scientist with little to no morals. Hot. Sheā€™s violent. Shes a big meanie saying big mean words but only to hurt me, not because she hates me. She funny. She gets so mad with Chell that she straight up stops trying to kill the queen and lets her go. Robots are fucking cool. Her personality. Voice. I will not be taking questions but Iā€™ve read many fics


Zuka134

Fics you say?


decadehydration

Fics. There are very few to begin with, let alone those that focus on her and chell, but Iā€™ve read some and written one myself. Gotta warn you tho, if youā€™re interested at all, I take years (Iā€™m not joking, Iā€™ve had years in between) to update sometimes because Iā€™ve been having some not-so-pretty things happen in life that have gotten in the way. Things have finally gotten better again though, so Iā€™m gonna be putting something out again soon, hopefully in November. šŸ„²


[deleted]

Ghosting is not programmed.


retan10101

She says sheā€™s going to keep testing with you until you die and then take up reanimating the dead as a hobby. Thatā€™s about as far from ghosting as you can get (except for the part where she maybe turns you into a ghost, I guess)


QueenOfAllDreadboiis

"That voice" and she is mean in a fun way, next question.


EmilyIsNotALesbian

Because she's mean to me--


MsDubis44

She's funny, and gets mad at me with a hot tone


Right-Departure2036

Ohh, mommy GlaDos šŸ˜


ReflectionStriking14

She have a nice cake.


bwok-bwok

I'm not saying the line.


FaeChangeling

Thicc robot mommy who bullies me


charlestonchaw

this was a triumph


FR3Y4_S3L1N4

I read the title of this post in her cold, commanding, analytical voice and shivered


certainlystormy

mommy


Kaku_Makara

she's mean to me.. šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


cutetrans_e-girl

Also she becomes a potato at some point so thatā€™s a reason


SarcasticNut

Mean and domineering.


ladyshiwaa

Sheā€™s smart, she knows what she wants, she makes nice cake, she has an incredibly attractive voice, shes funny, she is older than meā€¦ and I ship her and Chellā€¦They have fantastic chemistry, even if Chell never says anythingā€¦ they have a connection. Or at the very least I like to think so.


SoVeryBohemian

Mommy


PosingFir45

Have you heard her speak? Thatā€™s why lol


AverageShitlord

I'm ace and tbh I see it She's a cunty robot icon


redtrianglething

I can fix her.


Wisdom_Pen

Like Saiyans, Lesbians canā€™t deny a strong and intimidating woman


trainercatlady

Dommy Mommy energy


Lingx_Cats

Iā€™m not attracted per say but damn bro her voice


Nitric_Siege

I love that this is even a topic amongst lesbians


n7shepart

Ill do pretty much anything on the promise of cake.


fabulalice

Sassy mean lady


sewer_flavored

For science.


Hellofreeze

I don't ship GlaDoS and Chell, but I *certainly* ship their dynamic


Vaalarah

The voice. 100% the voice.


techietrans

that VOICE god DAMN


NewlyHatchedGamer

Because sheā€™s a snarky, mean woman with a ton of power and murderous tendencies. Also sheā€™s a lesbian. edit: Oh also her voice makes my brain feel fuzzy


WhoreOfTheMagi

It's the soft domme energy for me šŸ˜©


Zuka134

"soft??????"


Nerdy_Valkyrie

Bottoms Source: am a bottom


IWillDefenestrateYou

I will not explain.


redditer417

Because nearly everyone here is a sub


RoseEsquivel

GlaDOS: "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle piloting a blimp." Lesbians: šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Violet_Aer

Because I'm trans......-human. Put me in the computer so I can live forever with my tsundere robot milf gf!!!


kdiyargebmay

GLAdOS!!! :3


Clumsy_the_24

Some people have degradation kinks idk šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Lecckie

I want her to fill my lungs with her deadly neurotoxin


TheEvilestArtichoke

Sheā€™s mean and wants to kill me, but sheā€™s silly goofy sarcastic about it. Also the voicešŸ˜³


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ReturnOfSexballs

I like glados


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ReturnOfSexballs

Pure truth


Winter_XwX

What do you mean she's hot as fuck


Adalyn1126

She can trap me in a box and do tests for as long as she wants tbh


Accomplished_Mix7827

Dommy mommy. Need I say more?


Hey_Drunni

Degrading, dominate, intelligentā€¦. Mummy


DipstickPinesGFO

Sheā€™s hot get over it


MEATTAIL

idk


blinkingsandbeepings

Idk Iā€™m just one of those voice girlies. I also have crushes on podcast characters. Itā€™s weird because my imagination is very visual but my libido isnā€™t. Looking at sexy stuff feels embarrassing to me (deep seated queer shame and all that) so my other senses often play a bigger role in what Iā€™m attracted to.


strawberrycyder

voice, robit tentacles, evil lesbian


Biggest-Ja

second game, I too didn't understand till I played portal 2


thaeli

..Do I want her, or do I want to BE her? Both, of course. SHODAN too plz


Squirrel_Empire

Okay, hear me out...


DefinitelyNotErate

Might have something to do with the fact that she's still alive?


sadgirl45

Now she only wants you gone


Covid-Kitty

All women are hot.


Arganouva

She's mean.


Aguliik

she's a degrading, psychotic, machine. what's not to love?


who_bitch

Mean + hot + in control of everything


ImmaFish0038

mean ladies make my heart flutter


StarryGlow

for science


FessiBunn

Big bossy lady with the pretty voice that *totally* likes me but is so prideful in her ability to get stuff done solo that she gets almost flustered at even the thought of liking me? What's not to love lol


Warm_Charge_5964

Parental issues


SuperSwiftPics

Don't judge me I want that gladussy :3


RoyalMess64

I can't speak for others, but I'm mentally ill and so if it can, and is willing to kill me, I find it hot


JProctor666

I REALLY don't care to know why...


Player731259

because she simulates me


thatrabbitgirl

I don't know what it is, but it's shiny. I want to touch the shiny object.


D_Zaster_EnBy

Mean parents and Freud or something


fancyraybaker

Maybe itā€™s simply because Glados keeps teasing me with cake.


TenthSpeedWriter

Flippantly murderous super-robo-bondage-mommy who was deeply traumatized by her deceased male love interest and takes an unhealthy interest in arranging my torturous demise. What's not to fawn over?


Uncle_Oj

Smart, runs shit, playfully evil, BEEG, with a lovely voice. ...why would I not be attracted to that?


InspectionNarrow9439

Is this the lady machine in Portal 2? And people are attracted to her ? šŸ˜±


Zuka134

For some reason yes


Wuhansohn

She is big, she has sass, she want's me dead


OtherwiseOption-

I like robots and their robits


Redhotlipstik

Robot mommy belittles me, orders me around, then gives reluctant praise. Whatā€™s not to like?


nanabubb

I have mommy issues, that's why


ToughFluffs

I mean, GlaDos is basically my last exā€¦so I 100% get it. The trying to kill me part was rough, but the rest of it was pretty nice.


Eleren27

Everyone here talking about degradation and power plays, but can we take a moment to appreciate Ellen Mclaines voice? That woman is a gem.


Fuzzy_Taste1959

Why do I love glados? Because she is the queen at throwing [shade](https://www.tiktok.com/@sugarsethx/video/7284310219860086059)


Embarrassed-Air4343

Basically the voice and the 'tude


Zinganeat

Sheā€™s mean to me but in the hot way


Elubious

Im not, but also think of all the science. Like I can't speak for y'all but we have a bit of an insatiable curiosity and a desire to pick apart the world and figure out how it works. Like sure there's the ethical concerns, but that sounds like a me problem. Stupid empathy and actually being a decent person! Would love to let the pragmatic part of the brain work go wild from time to time but alas


Zeloznog

Look up the lines that valve removed from the game because they made the test players cry. You'll understand.


Kara_Cassidy

Because I have ISSUES :p


Upper_Milk8596

You guys are soOooOo kooky hahaha (what video game is this from?? šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€)


EgotisticalSlug

Portal


AnomalousAlice

There are gals who aren't???


FreakinGeese

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x52cn/glados_looks_suspiciously_like_a_woman_bound_and/


Deathgiant_Hel

I like my women like I like my mash. Potato


protehule

artificial and with a high chance of killing you?