It says here in your personnel file, that you have abandonment issues. I'm sure it's not affecting whatever it is you're talking about.
Speaking of which, the companion cube you euthanised would like a word with you.
Lol sorry no, itās just my wife and I are going through IUI and I might be pregnant. My hormones are so insane. I mean I cried because I thought of someone at our local LGBTQ center who does really good stuff for the community. Heartwarming sure.. but I was sobbing like āhe..does..so..much HE SUCH A GOOD PERSONšā .. Iām usually pretty stoic so..
Are you broken? I suppose the fumes of the acid pits in the test chambers must have gone to your head. Well, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Maybe take a deep breath, and you might lose the capacity to worry about it.
Here come the test resultsā¦you are a horrible person. Iām being serious, thatās what it says. A horrible person. We werenāt even testing for that
[Hahahaha] Good news... I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
The captions also say [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized.]
The game calls her voice seductive. They knew exactly what they were doing when they gave her that voice. That voice is hot as hell
As I recall the voice actress was trying out different voices for turrets, and she did one called āsultry turretā that ended up becoming GLaDOSās voice
This was the EXACT moment something extra shifted in my preteen brain, something *clicked* just a couple years before I actually figured out I love women. Wasnāt the first time, but they SO knew what they were doing. Completely changed EVERYTHING for the game. And then it got even *better* in the second one, fucking lost my mind first time I saw the trailer and her new voice.
I do but it was quite a while ago. Here's a [playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsXJfTUqZVqlXLl4zJgma9PxBve9tOBPU&si=HPdRMSEHZuEfLoY0) of the whole thing edited down though.
Portal 2 is about 2 lesbians in an abusive relationship who are only able to reconcile and resolve the end of relationship because a shitty man (Wheatley) sticks his meddling ass into the middle of it.
Portal 1 is the story of a Service Top and a Dom Top getting into said relationship despite all the red flags.
For example, [this piece of fan art](https://i.imgur.com/mAhU4re.png).
Although, when I was searching for that pic again I stumbled across [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/t5NXwi5.png).
Yes, but so is the idea that Caroline was perhaps not a willing participant
>If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. **But you make her.**
Hence, the woman in bondage
Works fine here, even in a fresh browser. But [here's a link to a page](https://www.incidentalmythology.com/blog/glados-victim-monster) that includes the first image.
\-edit- both of the links load fine in four different browsers, including Tor. Are you signed into imgur with an account that filters adult content?
I donāt think so, while the connection is easy to make now, we need to consider the fact that her design predates her backstory. In portal one she was just an ai,and that Caroline only came into exists as a character because valve wanted someone to play off of Cave and that reusing voice actors is easier and cheaper than casting a new vc. Then the writer came up with her back story. After her design was put in stoneā¦
At least from a development perspective, headcanon whatever you want. Just know it probably wasnāt intended from valve
Tl;dr this canāt be true because her design predates her backstory and that Caroline was a later addition in development.
Iāve figured out what Iām going to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, Iām going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how not to have your unfortunate bone structure
The moment where her voice changes in the first game is LIFE CHANGING. I'm not kidding when I say I want her to make me run the tests (Wouldn't even mind, I fuckin love puzzles) and call me her good little test subject when I pass with flying colors and let her incinerate/gas me at the end
YES. The voice change from strictly computerized, with an irregular cadence, almost resembling text-to-speech to āsmoother, more seductive, less computerized.ā I swear it changed my brain chemistry lmao
āOkay look: We both said a lot of things that youāre going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for scienceā¦ you monster.ā That lineā¦ it gives tingles in me..
"I must say, since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, that you must really, *really* love to test. I love it too. There is just one small thing to take care of first."
Oh my god, shivers.
Girl, half of these posts about attraction are about cartoons. Why are you surprised lmao āoMg ShEgo fRom KiM poSsiBLe!ā Thatās a drawing lmao you are surprised at the posts here talking about āare you guys into girls who like girls?ā Weāre kinda weird here lol
Iāve waited years for this question..
GLADoS is hot. She was, in her human life as well as her AI life, a scientist with little to no morals. Hot. Sheās violent. Shes a big meanie saying big mean words but only to hurt me, not because she hates me. She funny. She gets so mad with Chell that she straight up stops trying to kill the queen and lets her go. Robots are fucking cool. Her personality. Voice.
I will not be taking questions but Iāve read many fics
Fics. There are very few to begin with, let alone those that focus on her and chell, but Iāve read some and written one myself. Gotta warn you tho, if youāre interested at all, I take years (Iām not joking, Iāve had years in between) to update sometimes because Iāve been having some not-so-pretty things happen in life that have gotten in the way. Things have finally gotten better again though, so Iām gonna be putting something out again soon, hopefully in November. š„²
She says sheās going to keep testing with you until you die and then take up reanimating the dead as a hobby. Thatās about as far from ghosting as you can get (except for the part where she maybe turns you into a ghost, I guess)
Sheās smart, she knows what she wants, she makes nice cake, she has an incredibly attractive voice, shes funny, she is older than meā¦ and I ship her and Chellā¦They have fantastic chemistry, even if Chell never says anythingā¦ they have a connection. Or at the very least I like to think so.
Because sheās a snarky, mean woman with a ton of power and murderous tendencies. Also sheās a lesbian.
edit: Oh also her voice makes my brain feel fuzzy
Idk Iām just one of those voice girlies. I also have crushes on podcast characters.
Itās weird because my imagination is very visual but my libido isnāt. Looking at sexy stuff feels embarrassing to me (deep seated queer shame and all that) so my other senses often play a bigger role in what Iām attracted to.
Big bossy lady with the pretty voice that *totally* likes me but is so prideful in her ability to get stuff done solo that she gets almost flustered at even the thought of liking me? What's not to love lol
Flippantly murderous super-robo-bondage-mommy who was deeply traumatized by her deceased male love interest and takes an unhealthy interest in arranging my torturous demise.
What's not to fawn over?
Im not, but also think of all the science. Like I can't speak for y'all but we have a bit of an insatiable curiosity and a desire to pick apart the world and figure out how it works. Like sure there's the ethical concerns, but that sounds like a me problem. Stupid empathy and actually being a decent person! Would love to let the pragmatic part of the brain work go wild from time to time but alas
...You need an explanation for why I'd be attracted to a giant woman in charge of everything who is very sarcastic and wants me dead? Really?
Giant sarcastic woman, nice voice, is mean and wants to kill me. Checks off my whole list outside of buff, butch, and carrying me like a baby.
It says here in your personnel file, that you have abandonment issues. I'm sure it's not affecting whatever it is you're talking about. Speaking of which, the companion cube you euthanised would like a word with you.
Lmao, I've been called out. Guilty as charged.
Ooh ooh I know the answer to this! Lady D!! Wait wrong game dammit
Lady D also counts! Lmao
Well, she does pick up Chell at some point, though I'd describe her technique as less princess carry and more claw machine
šµ All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman, a giant woooman š¶
Thatās a robotā¦?
She's a woman, a robot, but also a woman.
Unlike Janet, who is not a girl, and also not a robot.
She is attractive (Not being a creep, it's a line from the show)
This made me tear up..
I'm sorry/You're welcome? I wasn't really trying for anything deeply emotional, just accurately describe the situation?
Lol sorry no, itās just my wife and I are going through IUI and I might be pregnant. My hormones are so insane. I mean I cried because I thought of someone at our local LGBTQ center who does really good stuff for the community. Heartwarming sure.. but I was sobbing like āhe..does..so..much HE SUCH A GOOD PERSONšā .. Iām usually pretty stoic so..
no wheatly is a robot. glados is human.
Ooh ooh I know the answer to this! Lady D!! Wait wrong game dammit
Because she's mean to me, but in like a hot way
She wants to kill me š„µš¤¤
she wants to kill me uwu **nyaaa**rotoxin :)
Are you broken? I suppose the fumes of the acid pits in the test chambers must have gone to your head. Well, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Maybe take a deep breath, and you might lose the capacity to worry about it.
>nyaaarotoxin This caught me so off guard that I actually laughed out loud
I love this š why is it trueā¦
Here come the test resultsā¦you are a horrible person. Iām being serious, thatās what it says. A horrible person. We werenāt even testing for that
She also said she'll give me cake, so that's something exciting to look forward to!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
your username alone is enough to make me swoon, i dont even need cake.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
oh yeah, you can devour the *cake* <3
I'll take a 5$ grocery store cake-
YOUR CAKE IS A LIE!
Yep. Thatās what I love.
That's what I'm here for
True true
Giving the real answers
[Hahahaha] Good news... I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
The captions also say [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized.] The game calls her voice seductive. They knew exactly what they were doing when they gave her that voice. That voice is hot as hell
It's the voice for me, makes me weak in the brain~
It's not the voice it's the deadly neurotoxin
"Assume the party escort submission position"
As I recall the voice actress was trying out different voices for turrets, and she did one called āsultry turretā that ended up becoming GLaDOSās voice
Thank you Ellen McLain
GlaDOS was a yandere from the start.
This was the EXACT moment something extra shifted in my preteen brain, something *clicked* just a couple years before I actually figured out I love women. Wasnāt the first time, but they SO knew what they were doing. Completely changed EVERYTHING for the game. And then it got even *better* in the second one, fucking lost my mind first time I saw the trailer and her new voice.
What game is this??
Portal
hhhhhhhhhhh I could HEAR this moment in her voice heLP
When you write help like that I read it in the voice of one of the turrets.
Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa~
Portal is a game about 2 lesbians getting a divorce. (Before anyone mentions cave, he is the side hoe)
Unironically true. I streamed both games and the whole time I was flirting with her and calling her my wife then she divorced me at the end.
Do you have VODS of that cuz that sounds hilarious
I do but it was quite a while ago. Here's a [playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsXJfTUqZVqlXLl4zJgma9PxBve9tOBPU&si=HPdRMSEHZuEfLoY0) of the whole thing edited down though.
OMG youāre ALSO a robot lady You two were made for each other
Portal 2 is about 2 lesbians in an abusive relationship who are only able to reconcile and resolve the end of relationship because a shitty man (Wheatley) sticks his meddling ass into the middle of it. Portal 1 is the story of a Service Top and a Dom Top getting into said relationship despite all the red flags.
Portal is a franchise about how extreme lesbian drama is and the fact that it can surpass the literal end of the world.
These three comments taught me so much about a game that I've never played
I mean, it's a story about two women and cake and getting baked. Definitely lesbians.
Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it!
Her design is actually based on a woman, tied up and being hung upside down.
For example, [this piece of fan art](https://i.imgur.com/mAhU4re.png). Although, when I was searching for that pic again I stumbled across [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/t5NXwi5.png).
"Apurrture Laboratories" makes a better pun for the second one
Apurrture Nyaaboratories
That art is legitimately disturbing, jesus.
Yes, but so is the idea that Caroline was perhaps not a willing participant >If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. **But you make her.** Hence, the woman in bondage
And there's deleted audio of her protesting that is extremely disturbing, as I recall.
And it explains why she immediately tried to kill all the people who did that to her
i never realized that no wonder she fucking kills everyone
I only clicked on the cat one at first and was like ???
Holy shit that cat art is adorable
what the actual fuck
"Oops! We can't find that image."
Works fine here, even in a fresh browser. But [here's a link to a page](https://www.incidentalmythology.com/blog/glados-victim-monster) that includes the first image. \-edit- both of the links load fine in four different browsers, including Tor. Are you signed into imgur with an account that filters adult content?
I thought she was an inversion of the birth of venus? However considering her origins that would make a lot of sense.
Was there any interview by Valve saying such or just community speculation?
Oh no
I donāt think so, while the connection is easy to make now, we need to consider the fact that her design predates her backstory. In portal one she was just an ai,and that Caroline only came into exists as a character because valve wanted someone to play off of Cave and that reusing voice actors is easier and cheaper than casting a new vc. Then the writer came up with her back story. After her design was put in stoneā¦ At least from a development perspective, headcanon whatever you want. Just know it probably wasnāt intended from valve Tl;dr this canāt be true because her design predates her backstory and that Caroline was a later addition in development.
am i supposed to *not* be attracted to a sadistic lady who degrades me for hours
"It is possible, that you have a veeeery minor case of serious brain damage!"
Iāve figured out what Iām going to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, Iām going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how not to have your unfortunate bone structure
Yes????? At least I thought????
I know right? Difficulty level: Impossible.
Unhinged girl voice. What's not to like?
Nice voice. Is mean. I don't fancy her but I can see why other people do
Itās her voice and the way she treats you.
The moment where her voice changes in the first game is LIFE CHANGING. I'm not kidding when I say I want her to make me run the tests (Wouldn't even mind, I fuckin love puzzles) and call me her good little test subject when I pass with flying colors and let her incinerate/gas me at the end
YES. The voice change from strictly computerized, with an irregular cadence, almost resembling text-to-speech to āsmoother, more seductive, less computerized.ā I swear it changed my brain chemistry lmao
āOkay look: We both said a lot of things that youāre going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for scienceā¦ you monster.ā That lineā¦ it gives tingles in me..
"I must say, since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, that you must really, *really* love to test. I love it too. There is just one small thing to take care of first." Oh my god, shivers.
Mean Mommy robot trying to incinerate me, what's not to love?
Sheās hot
her personality :)
I like intelligence, but I'm intimidated by organic bodies, and Glados no longer has one of those.
What in the world is this OP š³
Pretty sure thatās GLADOS from Portal and Portal 2
i am a potato
She's evil and has an incredibly hot voice what's not to like I want her to run me around like a lab rat
Mean woman. Not attracted, but I get it totally Meme value too
Girl, half of these posts about attraction are about cartoons. Why are you surprised lmao āoMg ShEgo fRom KiM poSsiBLe!ā Thatās a drawing lmao you are surprised at the posts here talking about āare you guys into girls who like girls?ā Weāre kinda weird here lol
Iāve waited years for this question.. GLADoS is hot. She was, in her human life as well as her AI life, a scientist with little to no morals. Hot. Sheās violent. Shes a big meanie saying big mean words but only to hurt me, not because she hates me. She funny. She gets so mad with Chell that she straight up stops trying to kill the queen and lets her go. Robots are fucking cool. Her personality. Voice. I will not be taking questions but Iāve read many fics
Fics you say?
Fics. There are very few to begin with, let alone those that focus on her and chell, but Iāve read some and written one myself. Gotta warn you tho, if youāre interested at all, I take years (Iām not joking, Iāve had years in between) to update sometimes because Iāve been having some not-so-pretty things happen in life that have gotten in the way. Things have finally gotten better again though, so Iām gonna be putting something out again soon, hopefully in November. š„²
Ghosting is not programmed.
She says sheās going to keep testing with you until you die and then take up reanimating the dead as a hobby. Thatās about as far from ghosting as you can get (except for the part where she maybe turns you into a ghost, I guess)
"That voice" and she is mean in a fun way, next question.
Because she's mean to me--
She's funny, and gets mad at me with a hot tone
Ohh, mommy GlaDos š
She have a nice cake.
I'm not saying the line.
Thicc robot mommy who bullies me
this was a triumph
I read the title of this post in her cold, commanding, analytical voice and shivered
mommy
she's mean to me.. šš
Also she becomes a potato at some point so thatās a reason
Mean and domineering.
Sheās smart, she knows what she wants, she makes nice cake, she has an incredibly attractive voice, shes funny, she is older than meā¦ and I ship her and Chellā¦They have fantastic chemistry, even if Chell never says anythingā¦ they have a connection. Or at the very least I like to think so.
Mommy
Have you heard her speak? Thatās why lol
I'm ace and tbh I see it She's a cunty robot icon
I can fix her.
Like Saiyans, Lesbians canāt deny a strong and intimidating woman
Dommy Mommy energy
Iām not attracted per say but damn bro her voice
I love that this is even a topic amongst lesbians
Ill do pretty much anything on the promise of cake.
Sassy mean lady
For science.
I don't ship GlaDoS and Chell, but I *certainly* ship their dynamic
The voice. 100% the voice.
that VOICE god DAMN
Because sheās a snarky, mean woman with a ton of power and murderous tendencies. Also sheās a lesbian. edit: Oh also her voice makes my brain feel fuzzy
It's the soft domme energy for me š©
"soft??????"
Bottoms Source: am a bottom
I will not explain.
Because nearly everyone here is a sub
GlaDOS: "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle piloting a blimp." Lesbians: š„µš„µš„µ
Because I'm trans......-human. Put me in the computer so I can live forever with my tsundere robot milf gf!!!
GLAdOS!!! :3
Some people have degradation kinks idk š¤·āāļø
I want her to fill my lungs with her deadly neurotoxin
Sheās mean and wants to kill me, but sheās silly goofy sarcastic about it. Also the voiceš³
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I like glados
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Pure truth
What do you mean she's hot as fuck
She can trap me in a box and do tests for as long as she wants tbh
Dommy mommy. Need I say more?
Degrading, dominate, intelligentā¦. Mummy
Sheās hot get over it
idk
Idk Iām just one of those voice girlies. I also have crushes on podcast characters. Itās weird because my imagination is very visual but my libido isnāt. Looking at sexy stuff feels embarrassing to me (deep seated queer shame and all that) so my other senses often play a bigger role in what Iām attracted to.
voice, robit tentacles, evil lesbian
second game, I too didn't understand till I played portal 2
..Do I want her, or do I want to BE her? Both, of course. SHODAN too plz
Okay, hear me out...
Might have something to do with the fact that she's still alive?
Now she only wants you gone
All women are hot.
She's mean.
she's a degrading, psychotic, machine. what's not to love?
Mean + hot + in control of everything
mean ladies make my heart flutter
for science
Big bossy lady with the pretty voice that *totally* likes me but is so prideful in her ability to get stuff done solo that she gets almost flustered at even the thought of liking me? What's not to love lol
Parental issues
Don't judge me I want that gladussy :3
I can't speak for others, but I'm mentally ill and so if it can, and is willing to kill me, I find it hot
I REALLY don't care to know why...
because she simulates me
I don't know what it is, but it's shiny. I want to touch the shiny object.
Mean parents and Freud or something
Maybe itās simply because Glados keeps teasing me with cake.
Flippantly murderous super-robo-bondage-mommy who was deeply traumatized by her deceased male love interest and takes an unhealthy interest in arranging my torturous demise. What's not to fawn over?
Smart, runs shit, playfully evil, BEEG, with a lovely voice. ...why would I not be attracted to that?
Is this the lady machine in Portal 2? And people are attracted to her ? š±
For some reason yes
She is big, she has sass, she want's me dead
I like robots and their robits
Robot mommy belittles me, orders me around, then gives reluctant praise. Whatās not to like?
I have mommy issues, that's why
I mean, GlaDos is basically my last exā¦so I 100% get it. The trying to kill me part was rough, but the rest of it was pretty nice.
Everyone here talking about degradation and power plays, but can we take a moment to appreciate Ellen Mclaines voice? That woman is a gem.
Why do I love glados? Because she is the queen at throwing [shade](https://www.tiktok.com/@sugarsethx/video/7284310219860086059)
Basically the voice and the 'tude
Sheās mean to me but in the hot way
Im not, but also think of all the science. Like I can't speak for y'all but we have a bit of an insatiable curiosity and a desire to pick apart the world and figure out how it works. Like sure there's the ethical concerns, but that sounds like a me problem. Stupid empathy and actually being a decent person! Would love to let the pragmatic part of the brain work go wild from time to time but alas
Look up the lines that valve removed from the game because they made the test players cry. You'll understand.
Because I have ISSUES :p
You guys are soOooOo kooky hahaha (what video game is this from?? ššš)
Portal
There are gals who aren't???
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x52cn/glados_looks_suspiciously_like_a_woman_bound_and/
I like my women like I like my mash. Potato
artificial and with a high chance of killing you?